I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

You Qiuqiu:? ? ?

Little question mark on his face.

Guests who are more familiar with You Qiuqiu, like Lan Xuan and Tao Anjie, laughed directly.

What kind of human suffering is this, suona, how can it be suona!

The contrast with such a beautiful female artist like You Qiuqiu is a bit bigger!

Program director and staff: Hahaha!

Fang Shubai took practical action, "Baby...ah, senior sister, change me to you." He held the erhu in his hand.

You Qiuqiu glanced at Fang Shubai's erhu, "...Forget it." What's the difference?

Not only Fang Shubai took out actual action, Tao Anjie also spoke, "The ball, I will change it with you."

Tao Anjie drew the flute, which is considered to be a relatively good instrument, delicate and light, suitable for girls.

Lan Xuan followed closely, "Brother, I'll change with you!"

"I have a lot of lung capacity."

He was holding the Xun, and Ma Juan on the other side drew the gourd silk.

It can be said that except for Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu, the other four draws are quite satisfactory.

Facing everyone's kindness, You Qiqiu shook his head, "It doesn't matter..."

Before she finished speaking, the director of the program group shouted.

"No one can change it. Whichever one is drawn, it's all agreed. It's a destined instrument!"

Come on, you don't have to refuse the ball, and everyone can't change it.

So the others showed helpless expressions.

I hope You Qiuqiu can hold the power of Suona, and best wishes for her.

You Qiuqiu holds her destined suona, she feels--

The problem is not big.

Any instrument will do.

You Qiuqiu may not be good at anything else, but he has a steady state of mind.

Dong Tiantian on one side asked, "Is this instrument good?"

Yu Qiuqiu, "It's good."

The expression is extremely serious.

Program staff:? ? ?

You Qiuqiu, what's the matter with you, you are deceiving the kids!

Dong Tiantian looked at You Qiuqiu holding Suona and couldn't help biting her lip.

Is she so lucky?

She also wants suona.

Dong Tiantian looked at the Yangqin he had drawn and was dying of disgust, but the director just said that he couldn't change it.

But who wants to change with her!

She can definitely play better than her, even if she has never studied the Yangqin.

Dong Tiantian secretly made up her mind, instead of going to see You Qiuqiu, she turned around to get her Yangqin... she couldn't get it.

"Who can help me move it."

...

After everyone got the instruments, they were claimed by the master.

You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai happen to be the same master.

The master is a lean person, with a long white beard, and looks like a fairy.

Two people were taken to a courtyard, and the others were taken away by their respective masters. For these two seniors and juniors, they can always be put together. The director of the program group said that this may be a metaphysics.

After all, they didn't do anything to get them to draw both suona and erhu.

However, the elder sister and younger brother CP still have a great chemical reaction together, and the director of the program group is also happy to see it.

Sure enough, when I first came into contact with musical instruments, laughter began to appear.

The master came up and said, "Take me a look, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, let go and come boldly."

You Qiuqiu is a little surprised, this master is very hardworking.

Fang Shubai said he would come first.

"I'm here to make a head start, and I have learned violin. They are all violin. There should be some similarities, right?"

Fang Shubai looked at the erhu in his hand and said.

He still remembers riding a tricycle, he tried it, and he could actually ride it. Fang Shubai thought it was the same this time.

Then, under the eyes of everyone, Fang Shubai took a posture--

There was a sound similar to cutting down trees.

Fang Shubai:?

Program group:?

His face was flushed at that time.

The master shook his head and sighed at Fang Shubai, looking like he hates that iron cannot be made of steel and rotten wood cannot be carved.

It's Yuqiu's turn.

It was the first time that You Qiuqiu came into contact with Suona. In fact, she hadn't seen her in reality before, but You Qiuqiu followed the master and came with confidence and boldness.

There was a period of qi swallowing mountains and rivers-

Similar to a fart sound.

You Qiuqiu:?

Program group: clams clams.

Fang Shubai's shoulders couldn't help but began to shake. Although he was still a ball cub, I'm sorry, Dad couldn't help it.

Seeing that the master was about to comment on You Qiuqiu, Fang Shubai was afraid that You Qiuqiu's self-esteem would be frustrated, and whispered, "It's okay, we haven't been in touch before, so it must be slow to get started..."

"very good!"

Fang Shubai didn't finish the word "slow" completely, so he swallowed it back forcibly.

Because he just pulled out the master who was very dissatisfied with the sound of felling trees, now he is smiling and complimenting Yu Qiuqiu and applauding.

The master said to You Qiu fairway, "The girl doll is really good, she has a lot of talent in this area, she can play it boldly, she is definitely a good seed for blowing suona."

Fang Shubai doubts life a bit.

really?

This is not a joke.

He felt that there was no difference between the two.

Over there, Yu Qiuqiu was encouraged by the master and blew again. She deserves to be the little genius of suona in the master's mouth. She has a unique bone, and she actually blows more and more decent.

If everything else blows decently, it's fine, Suona blows decently, that's true...

Videographer of the program group in the matter: Regret, you regret very much. Why do you choose to follow You Qiuqiu?

My ears hurt so much that I was almost sent away on the spot.

As for Fang Shubai's side, there was no progress after a long time, and he was still sawing wood there, which is not an environmentally friendly project.

...

The program team came up and asked everyone to find the destined instrument, and then practiced for a long time. When everyone thought they had to arrange tasks, the program director gave them instructions to let them learn from their masters these days. The rest of the time is Let yourself live in this village.

Yes, the word used by the director is to survive.

Hearing these three words, Lan Xuan, who participated in the show for the first time, lost his smile.

Isn't it?

This is a survival show?

Tao Anjie knows the urinary **** of the program group, "Isn't there still no food for us this time?"

Fang Shubai, "Are you going to catch fish again?" He still remembered the scene where everyone caught fish together last season.

Fang Shubai was even a little regretful. Shi Jing didn't come this time. Otherwise, she could keep stirring the water and he could catch fish with the cubs.

The director of the program group shook his finger eagerly, "There is no option to catch fish."

The second season is more interesting than the first season. This time there is no task of finding ingredients, which means that the guests want to live on these days and rely on themselves.

When the director of the program group finished speaking, he wailed.

Fang Shubai, "How can you survive?"

Ma Juan, "I don't know if it is too late to quit the show."

The director of the program group, "I will give you living expenses."

Yu Qiuqiu asked, "How much?"

The director of the program group gave the answer, one hundred yuan.

One hundred yuan is the total amount of funds for six guests for so many days. Everyone, look at me and I look at you. All are dumbfounded.

So, what is the difference between this and no money?

Lan Xuan began to skin again, "No recording, no recording!"

Everyone followed, "If you don't record it, don't record it!"

Just kidding, the recording should be recorded.

...

The director of the program group has given everyone a new mobile phone. This time they have a title dealer for the show, and they are also a mobile phone title dealer, and they have money.

Even if the phone bill is filled up intimately, everyone can communicate even if they go out. It won't happen the last time You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai went to pick toon buds and everyone almost called the police.

While everyone was chattering about how to solve lunch, You Qiuqiu lowered her head and fiddled with her phone for a while, and when she raised her head, she said, "Here you can order takeaway. If you want something to eat, I'll treat you."

Fang Shubai came to his spirits, "Is there any cooking, I just want to eat fish-flavored shredded pork."

You Qiuqiu glanced at the phone, "Yes, I'll give you some."

Fang Shubai couldn't be moved any more, from the love of the ball cub!

The frustration caused by pulling the erhu in the morning was all gone.

You Qiuqiu asked the person next to him what he wanted to eat.

Ma Juan, "Is there a takeaway?"

"There is takeaway and no money."

Ma Juan asked everyone's doubts, Dong Tiantian curled her lips on the side, "I don't have money for some air." He whispered.

You Qiuqiu quietly told the others, "I have money."

Doesn’t this have a mobile phone? You Qiuqiu just thought that if you have a mobile phone, you can contact people outside, so she went to her dad directly, and her dad transferred her money to the WeChat registered with this new mobile phone without saying anything. .

Turned three thousand.

If you don’t have enough to turn it around, you will be full.

The rest:! ! !

Why didn't they expect that their mobile phones could still be used like this?

In order to make the show more interesting and allow the guests to support themselves, the program team had asked each guest to hand in their mobile phones and money before the recording.

Because Fang Shubai appeared in the last season, he actually hid money in his shoes. Although the amount of money hidden was not much, the program group still sent a ruthless message this time, even though Fang Shubai said that he really did not hide this time. Qian, the show crew still didn't trust him and asked him to take off his shoes.

Fang Shubai even made a special complaint to You Qiuqiu afterwards, "They actually let me be in front of the camera, slippers in public, have they considered that I am an idol, I want face!"

You Qiuqiu: Last season, when you hid money in your shoes and took it out happily, why didn't you think that you were an idol and there were things like idol baggage.

She asked Fang Shubai, "Did you find any money in the end?"

Fang Shubai said, "...searched it out."

You Qiuqiu felt that the show crew already understood Fang Shubai's urine.

The program team understands Fang Shubai's urination, but they haven't figured out Yu Qiuqiu, such as Fang Shubai's unreasonable card game.

How could they have thought that they would let the name merchant's mobile phone appear more on the scene? You Qiuqiu has already got the money.

At the reminder of You Qiuqiu, Fang Shubai said at the time that he would ask his agent to transfer money to him.

Tao Anjie uses his mobile phone to log in to his WeChat account, and he has a lot of money in his WeChat wallet.

Program group: Stop it!

They all saw it.

Think they are dead?

So Yu Qiuqiu failed to use his mobile phone to make money.

You Qiuqiu was stared at and forced to return the money to her dad. She wanted to say to the program group: Don’t play if you can’t afford it, stare at her to make up for the rules... If you have the ability to invite her, she will get her salary. As a director, there must be no loopholes at all.

...

After the failure of Yuqiuqiu's plan, everyone has to face how to survive a week with a hundred dollars.

The group first went back to where they lived to find a way.

The program team prepared a place for them, and it also brought a kitchen, pots and pans, and seasonings, but there was nothing to eat.

I can't even find a clove of garlic.

Make it the ultimate.

Fang Shubai was really going to be defeated by the show crew, and he muttered frantically, "Is this still alive?"

Ma Juan is the oldest among the six people and the one with the most life experience. She suggested that no matter what, lunch must be mixed first, and go out to buy some food and some pasta. At any rate, she will make another plan after she is full.

Everyone agreed with her proposal.

So buying vegetables and steamed buns, buying according to the cheaper ones, there is no meat or fish, let everyone breathe a sigh of relief is that the prices here are pretty good, they are relatively cheap, after all, the place is not big.

This is so, six people eat frugally, and a meal still cost twenty.

Everyone seemed to be half full, but they didn't say anything.

The problem of hunger was temporarily resolved, and everyone gathered to discuss countermeasures.

Tao Anjie, "Well, you can go out to perform, and it's always okay to sell and sing?" Some helplessly asked the program team.

Of course, the program group has no objection, they are not happy.

Powerful singer Tao Anjie sells on the street, is it the lack of humanity or the loss of morality...

No, it's because of lack of money.

A penny stumps heroes, this sentence is not casual.

Lan Xuan, "I can perform fancy basketball. If there is basketball, I don’t have a basketball ball..."

Dong Tiantian, "I can sing, of course, it would be better if I had a piano." She is still obsessed with her piano.

Ma Juan thought for a while, "I can talk about cross talk." She is talking about skits, but cross talk is also fine.

Fang Shubai broke his fingers, "I can dance, sing, and rap."

Everyone quickly started looking for things they were good at, just to make money and survive.

"Senior Sister..."

He looked at Yu Qiuqiu hesitantly.

The cubs can't open their throats, they are too lethal.

Dong Tiantian twisted her eyebrows, "Too many people."

As soon as this sentence came out, the enthusiastic people who were still discussing became quiet, and the atmosphere instantly solidified.

The little girl said before Yu Qiuqiu spoke, as if she was trying to exclude Yu Qiuqiu.

Tao Anjie and Ma Juan both wanted to make a round, and the little milk sounded in the room.

"I can make candied haws."

Everyone:? ? ?

What they said just now seems to be going out to be a performer.

Candied haws do not seem to belong to this category.

...

You Qiuqiu really didn't intend to be a performer.

She can't sell the prostitute, she is simply a fraud.

Before Dong Tiantian spoke, she had no plans to join the ranks.

So Yu Qiuqiu thought of the skills he had mastered before, making candied haws, and now it seems that they can be used.

She asked the director of the program group, "We can use all the things in the whole house?"

The director of the program group thought for a while, and there seemed to be no loopholes, so he nodded, yes.

You Qiuqiu can't take the things in the room and sell it. The things in the room are not worth much, and they are all second-hand.

You Qiuqiu is not something to sell where she lives, she intends to use it.

"The pot, seasoning, and gas, I'll take it away first, and I'll return it in the afternoon."

Everyone:? ? ?

You Qiuqiu, "I'll go to the branch and sell candied haws, by the way...sell fried skewers."

Candied haws are delicious and fried skewers are also delicious. You Qiuqiu thinks that the latter is probably the same and easier to use.

"That's right." You Qiuqiu said to Ma Juan, who is in charge of the money, "I may need to borrow some of the cost, but I will pay it back. Is thirty?"

Speak boldly.

In the past thirty is nothing, but they only have seventy yuan in their hands.

Dong Tiantian didn't agree. She felt that You Qiuqiu was making a fool of herself, "What if you lose money."

You Qiuqiu had already thought about it before, so he was not asked, "If you can't do it and you lose money, then I won't spend a share of everyone's fund in the future."

Fang Shubai had raised his hand long ago, "Count me!" He unconditionally supported the football cub's career.

Candied haws and fried skewers business.

The others also expressed their belief that Yu Qiuqiu, if they really lose money, they will not spend the money in the mutual fund.

All except Dong Tiantian said this.

The little girl was upset, and said angrily, "Whatever you want."

She was really puzzled. What kind of ecstasy did this female artist named You Qiuqiu give everyone a fascinating face, which fascinated everyone?

How to be with the **** elder Ma Juan, let her go crazy.

You Qiuqiu's style of painting is different from everyone's. It's so decided to go to the branch, Fang Shubai is with her.

Originally Tao Anjie would also be with Yu Qiuqiu, because before Yu Qiuqiu lost his voice because of him, Tao Anjie's relationship with Yu Qiuqiu has also become very good, and he naturally takes more care of her.

However, Tao Anjie is the soul of acting or something. It is estimated that he is the biggest earner. He needs to be carried, so You Qiuqiu refused.

In fact, she could do it alone, and Fang Shubai couldn't get rid of it.

You Qiuqiu: She reasonably suspected that Fang Shubai was eating candied haws with her.

Of course, You Qiuqiu took Fang Shubai in the end because it was a pity that Fang Shubai said that he could play the erhu.

Who wants to hear sawing wood?

Don't hit the place.

...

You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai squeezed thirty dollars and went out.

Gas and other things were also pushed with a trolley, which is already in the yard.

The director of the show is also curious, can You Qiuqiu really set up a stall with 30 yuan?

The kitchen seasoning is still not enough. The director of the show didn't expect that You Qiuqiu actually borrowed the master of Suona in the morning, and also borrowed the big brush for kushikatsu.

Program group: No! What kind of skill did she know so well with the master, and she still said it?

You Qiuqiu said that when her mobile phone money was forced to return it to her father.

Regardless, You Qiuqiu asked his master if there are any cheaper suppliers nearby.

She wants to make a deal.

A transaction worth thirty yuan.

The master pointed to the neighbor who was holding the child to watch the excitement next to him, "Her house, her house sells a lot of things, you go over there and see."

He did not forget to tell, "Give my apprentice a little cheaper, and you can't lie to her."

The female grocery store owner holding her child said, "That's definitely not a lie. I have been a honeysuckle shop for so long, and I have lied to anyone. We must be honest when we do business."

Fang Shubai took the initiative to talk to the female boss of the grocery store, trying to start a beautifying trick, act like a coquettish, and ask the female boss to give them more.

Fang Shubai's hair finally returned to normal black this time. Because there were new regulations some time ago, the artist could not have too new colors, which caused him to wear green hair, and was turned into a huge green hat by the ghost.

He thinks it's always okay this time.

So far, I'm still worried about the last season's use of beautiful men.

The female grocery store owner said to him, "Get up, you're blocking my way."

Then Fang Shubai, who was heartbroken, said to You Qiu fairway, "I know you."

"what?"

You Qiuqiu was actually a little surprised.

She is so hot.

The grocery store owner pointed to the small TV that was still on outside.

"Didn't you change from table tennis to goose egg."

Yu Qiuqiu, "..."

She saw it.

It was the advertisement for the whitening product, which I didn't expect to have already started playing, so You Qiuqiu followed and appreciated the whole process of changing from table tennis to goose egg.

Grocery store owner, "You are really white, you were so yellow before, what kind of paint was applied, wait for me to buy it and try, and support you."

Fang Shubai said, "Chuck!" He laughed and cried again.

The female owner of the grocery store has a good selection of goods. You Qiuqiu holds 30 yuan. She also gives you a wholesale price. There are not only fresh hawthorns that can be made into candied haws, but also sausages that can be fried. .

You Qiuqiu didn't buy more expensive ones. She doesn't deserve to have them now. Sausage and hawthorn are enough.

After buying it, it was a big bag, and Fang Shu slipped away.

The program team was a bit more conscientious this time, and prepared a car to drive them to a further commercial area, otherwise there are only residents here.

You Qiuqiu was playing with his mobile phone in the car, and Fang Shubai leaned in to take a look when he was bored.

"what are you doing."

You Qiuqiu, "A female netizen called Xiaoxiao added me and said that she went to the mountain to pick tea. Her grandfather ran a tea plantation. The tea in the tea plantation was very good, but she was very distressed because of the lack of outlets and can't sell it. "

"Very poor," she commented.

Fang Shubai felt that something was wrong the more he listened.

"Is this the legendary tea-selling routine?"

"Not Senior Sister, how do you provoke such a weird person."

So Fang Shubai took a look at You Qiuqiu's WeChat name [Man Watching the Sea], whose head was a lotus with a sense of age.

Fang Shubai, "..." admired and admired.

"Just block it, liar."

You Qiuqiu, "Say it, you didn't lie to me anyway."

So they bowed their heads and chatted with each other, but soon they arrived at the booth location designated by the program group, arranged the ingredients, put the gas, and Yuqiuqiu's candied haws and the fried skewers shop were in full swing. it has started.

She did it very seriously. The candied haws should be dried, which is easier to store than fried skewers. So You Qiuqiu made the candied haws first, and the caramel flavor immediately surrounded her.

There are a lot of people here, and there are people who come and go. Usually, there are people who want to eat something. Even if you don't recognize You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai, they don't mind buying one.

Business came soon.

Some people bought rock candied haws, and some called for fried skewers.

You Qiuqiu is responsible for the food, and Fang Shubai is responsible for collecting money and delivering food. They can only collect change because they are too poor and they ran out of money to find change.

The world is real.

The taste of the food itself is the best signature. The red candied haws are wrapped in crystal clear icing and sprinkled with white sesame seeds. After You Qiuqiu finished a certain amount of candied haws, she started to make deep-fried skewers again. The taste is even more fragrant. It doesn't work, it spreads farther than the taste of candied haws.

It looks very popular here, but in fact, the money earned is not a lot. The director of the show group can see the performer group. With Tao Anjie's high popularity and high-quality singing, he made hundreds of dollars in just ten minutes.

And because Yu Qiuqiu is a small business, he sells with a more conscience. He has been busy for a long time. After removing the capital, he made a total of 70, which is just over 100.

You Qiuqiu ran out of ingredients. I thought it was worthwhile to come out this time. However, if you have the principal, you can wholesale some ingredients, and you won’t be able to sell them later.

Take it as you see it.

You Qiuqiu wanted to go to the bathroom and said to Fang Shubai.

However, after You Qiuqiu came out of the bathroom, he found Fang Shubai again, only to see Fang Shubai squatting there to shut himself.

Fang Shubai, "Senior sister...I'm sorry, I ran out of money, bought lottery tickets, and then all lost."

...

Fang Shubai was really going to cry. He was waiting for You Qiuqiu to come out and planned to go back later. Who knew that the owner of the opposite lottery shop came over, first made a deal with him, and then asked him if he wanted to go. Look at the lottery.

He gave him one at no cost.

Fang Shubai didn't want to go, but couldn't resist the temptation, so he went in.

What he thinks is that the money earned today is really not that much. If he can win a lottery ticket, the amount will not be large, just a few dozen. Then the cub will be happy, and give the cub a surprise.

The result was all lost.

Give Yu Qiu a shock.

"..."

The staff of the program team are simply overjoyed. They are the ones who fear the world will not be chaotic. The more everyone can get together, the better.

You Qiuqiu pointed to the camera and pointed to Fang Shubai, who was annoyed. "It is better to keep your eyes open to see intoxicating people. Which gambler has a good result."

This is the most vivid example, this is the typical.

"The gambler's mentality is too bad, and the money is gone."

The program staff almost applauded.

Well said, wonderful!

You Qiuqiu high school politics is really good, right? This can be extended.

You Qiuqiu awakened the audience with the case of Fang Shubai through the lens.

Fang Shubai regretted it: he was wrong, he was really wrong.

"How much money do we have now." You Qiuqiu asked him.

Fang Shubai was listless, "No more." It was all spent.

He felt that he was too brainstormed at the time, and now all the ingredients were used up. Fang Shubai was wondering if he could go to the pawnshop. He had a brand-name necklace around his neck, so he couldn't hurt the cubs.

You Qiuqiu, "No, we have ten."

Fang Shubai:? ? ?

Program group:? ? ?

Where did the ten yuan come from?

When You Qiuqiu came out, he held the thirty that Ma Juan had given him. Fang Shubai began to be suspicious. Could it be that the cub was also hidden?

You Qiuqiu immediately said that she did not hide her privately, "I gave it a smile."

As soon as these words came out, it became even more incredible.

Fang Shubai and the director of the program group still remember smiling, a little familiar, is it the liar who added You Qiuqiu's WeChat to sell tea girls?

...

It's the tea girl.

The director of the program thought that this might be a big piece of material, so the cameraman pointed the camera at You Qiuqiu to chat with the tea girl’s mobile phone.

The tea girl always wanted to bring You Qiuqiu into the routine, telling how difficult she was. You Qiuqiu also showed sympathy and contributed a lot of spiritual chicken soup. In the end, the tea girl felt that she could close the net and let You Qiuqiu bought her 388 off tea leaves.

This is the typical start to deceive people, and get the money blacked out.

You Qiuqiu expressed sympathy for her experience and wanted to buy tea, but for the time being, there is no money on WeChat, so I will check it later.

Immediately after, You Qiuqiu told her own experience. Her friend lost the gambling, and she needed ten yuan to make money back. I wonder if Xiaoxiao can help her.

The director of the program group wanted to laugh when he saw this.

The ten dollars of Shenreme turned over.

However, I don't know if you think You Qiuqiu may really be bait, or think that this ten dollars is nothing compared to the hundreds of thousands behind, and it actually gave her ten dollars.

The tea seller did not cheat Yu Qiuqiu money, but was "anti-cheated" by Yu Qiuqiu for ten yuan.

Program director:! ! !

Shocked.

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Speaking of, I really bought a lot of lottery tickets for a while and wanted to get rich

Those who greet me are all empty and tears

Finally, my parents told me that they had dreams of lottery when they were young. Of course, after a few years, they still got nothing. 2333

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In this chapter, another 100 red envelopes will be issued, which will not be won in the lottery, but the big brother’s red envelopes can have

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