I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Sheng Shiyun told You Qiuqiu about two variety shows.

One of the variety shows is still an old friend, "Leisure Time".

When "Leisure Time" was broadcast, the ratings were not low. Although it was not a particularly long variety show, there were not a few episodes, but it was full of laughter, and the atmosphere was comfortable and warm. Later, I helped local fruit farmers sell oranges by mistake. I got a lot of accidental bumps, and there have been other news.

The unsalable citrus of the fruit grower was sold, and Yu Qiuqiu's skin turned yellow, and the after-sales could not be better.

The official V of "Leisure Time" is still in operation, often reposting the Weibo of a few people. Some time ago, I also reposted the lottery on Weibo, and the lucky draw was given as a citrus pillow.

Netizens have a lot of voice for this variety show, and the program group is also going well, planning to continue the second season. As the soul of this variety show, You Qiuqiu was naturally invited.

Faced with the invitation to the second season of "Leisure Time", You Qiuqiu was quite happy. It was obviously better to get along with familiar program groups and guests than to meet the other guests.

"What about the other gear?"

Yu Qiuqiu questioned.

She remembers Mr. Sheng said that there were two.

"The other one is called "Beauty Observation Diary". I don't know if you have watched it. It is a family watching growth program."

Speaking of this, I paused at the peak, "This needs to be filmed at your home, and the uncle and aunt are required to appear on the scene. You have to consult your uncle and aunt."

"Girls Observation Diary" is still a very popular variety show. It has been recorded for several seasons. It is basically a discussion between parents and celebrity daughters. Female artists also have the same distress as everyone, and those who have no targets face warnings. , Some people are facing a warning of urging marriage.

Of course, the original intention of the female star on this show is to express herself.

It was also unexpected by Sheng Shiyun that it could find the door.

It stands to reason that the competition for this show is not small. It is not the turn of Yuqiuqiu. In Shengshiyun, he had frequent contact with the program group. After a little familiarity, Shengshiyun inquired about "Girls Observation Diary". The reason for the ball.

The director of the show chuckled, "I'm not an enthusiastic citizen, Ms. You, Yu Qiuqiu's home clothes and slippers are so interesting, and he is holding such a big garbage bag. Netizens all talk privately about me and I must invite You Qiuqiu on On the show, they want to observe her."

Sheng Shiyun: It's clear.

It is the resource that Yu Qiuqiu has collected himself, and it is a particularly unexpected one. It is not an accident that happened to Yu Qiuqiu.

After Sheng Shiyun finished speaking, You Qiuqiu said at the time that he wanted him to wait, and she asked her parents.

Sheng Shiyun waited patiently for a few minutes, and Yu Qiqiu came back, "My parents ran away..."

This is what she said when she came up.

Sheng Shiyun said that he knew it. This should be because the elders were shy or worried and did not want to appear on the camera, so he gave Yu the fairway, "Then I will push it."

"Why push away?" You Qiuqiu was surprised.

Sheng Shiyun:?

You Qiuqiu said, "My parents ran out to buy clothes in the mall. They said that their old clothes matched the ones who were going to be on TV." The two of them secretly rubbed each other in Bimei and were handsome.

Sheng Shiyun heard this stroking the frame of the glasses.

He has never seen You Qiuqiu's parents...Should it be said, is it unusual to have parents with such a girl?

...

The two variety shows are finalized, and You Qiuqiu once again embarked on the road of Qiafan's business.

The first recording was "A Girlfriend Observing Diary".

After the program director greeted Sheng Shiyun, they directly communicated with You Qiuqiu. They settled on a suitable time period. The staff of the program team set up the machine at Youqiuqiu's home. The area of ​​your home is not small. , The whole decoration is Chinese style and warm.

What shocked the program group was the appearance of your father and mother.

Generally speaking, parents are good-looking, so their children's appearance is not low. This is well known, but in fact, "Beauty Observation Diary" has been published by young celebrities and their parents. It is not necessarily reasonable to use facts to prove that knowledge is not necessarily reasonable. , Most of them are ordinary people.

You's father and You's mother are both in middle age, and they can still see the handsome and beautiful when they were young. Your father's temperament tends to be refined, and You's mother and You Qiuqiu are 70% similar in appearance, so naturally they are also the same. Great beauty.

It was a routine interview before recording.

The host greeted Yu Qiuqiu. After Yu Qiuqiu introduced himself according to the host's guidance, the host asked Yu Qiuqiu, "What kind of person do you think you are?"

The moderators are almost tired of asking questions like this, and basically get the same answers.

What is strong, optimistic, and upward? This is the most common people. If you want to come to the show, you will say that you are sensitive and fragile.

You Qiuqiu thought for a moment, with a serious expression, "I think I am a boring person."

host:? I was caught off guard and got an overarching answer.

Especially after the host reacts, even more...

Is this talking to her?

Isn't You Qiuqiu only relying on her stalker to get out of the siege and frequently boarded hot searches, but now this recognized stalker, who likes to invite variety shows to tell her, she is a boring person.

The director of the program thinks You Qiuqiu's answer is wonderful.

He has already thought about how to market the later program group "Sand Sculpture Terrier Wang You Qiuqiu analyzes his heart and bluntly says he is boring."

This hasn't officially started yet, it's just a dessert before dinner. The director of the show has already felt that you are pleased to be pleased!

In fact, You Qiuqiu really told the truth. She felt that she was really boring. What could be observed about a salted fish. Of course, she didn't dare to go deep, because she was afraid of being stared at by Mr. Sheng's death.

After finishing the mood, the host continued to ask along the table, "As an actor, do you have any new plans next."

You Qiuqiu, "The plan is definitely planned and big, but there is no specific implementation."

The host, "?" Why.

You Qiuqiu felt that she was stepping on the pain point, but she was able to face it calmly, "Because no one asked me to shoot, I am confused."

The host, "..." This is too real in the world.

You Qiuqiu thought for a while, a little embarrassed, but still took that step. She asked the host, "Can I promote myself here?"

The host has never encountered such a request. She said, "...or else I will ask."

Yu Qiuqiu nodded, "Ask, thank you."

After the host asked the director of the show group, the show group director agreed, he slapped his legs, and was happy, "Let her announce!" Their show is not so staid. Since he invited Yu Qiuqiu to come over, he was ready. She is making a fuss, see if she can still make trouble?

After getting permission from the program group, You Qiuqiu cleared his throat to the camera.

"Hello, everyone, producer and producer. I'm Yu Qiuqiu, an actor. I graduated from film school and majored in acting. If you have a suitable role, you can consider me. Cost-effective, mainly cheap.

Cheap is the point.

You Qiuqiu added another sentence.

"If you find me by seeing "Girls Observation Diary", then you can still get a discount on the remuneration, report my name, and hit..."

You Qiuqiu showed a painful expression.

I can’t bear to let my kids catch wolves, and I can’t find a movie if I can’t discount. The big guys of the fan club can’t produce editing works, a vicious circle.

So Yu Qiuqiu gritted his teeth, "You can get a 10% discount."

Because Yu Qiuqiu's expression is waiting for this huge discount host and staff:...

You Qiuqiu, she's so generous!

You Qiuqiu also feels that he is very generous, every penny of social animals is hard-earned money! It's not easy to make every penny, and you can't be disappointed or underestimated.

If someone really looks down on it, please donate it to her. Thank you.

To be honest, You Qiuqiu really had a naive dream when she was a child. There are so many people across the country. If everyone donates a dollar to her, then she will be rich and don’t need to work. Of course, Yu Qiuqiu will soon Knowing that it was just wishful thinking.

...

The show began to be officially filmed.

The cameraman knocked on the door of Yuqiu's home, and Yuqiu, who was in his home clothes, opened the door and stuck his head out.

The cameraman immediately pointed the camera at Yu Qiuqiu's home clothes and slippers.

At that time, You Qiuqiu went out to take out the trash. His outfit was a hit. Cartoon home clothes, grandpa version plastic slippers, and a big bag of trash, wearing a hat with no sense of design on his head, couldn't be more simple.

A certain treasure on the ghost marketing quickly launched the same model of Ms. You, and the sales are actually good?

Even the cameraman of "Girl Observation Diary", when he first came to Youqiuqiu community, he immediately went to the Internet celebrity snack street recommended by Kayouqiu to punch in the iron plate tofu and barbecue.

It just didn't succeed.

Because the snack street is full of people, if you want to have a barbecue, the number of the essentials has already been arranged to more than one hundred.

Of course, the cameraman's focus is still on Yuqiuqiu's home clothes and slippers.

but……

Huh?

You Qiuqiu came in with the cameraman open, but he had already seen through the idea of ​​the program team.

Sorry, her cartoon home clothes and plastic slippers have been put away forcibly at the request of Mr. Sheng.

Now Yu Qiuqiu still wears home clothes, but it is the kind of low-saturation pure color, low-key and luxurious, Sheng Zong sent her, Yu Qiuqiu selfishly did not think this set is better than his own.

The show crew was actually a little bit lost without photographing Yu Qiuqiu's home clothes.

You Qiuqiu asked the program team, "What do I need to do?"

How does she need to cooperate?

As long as the money is in place, You Qiuqiu is still a more responsible Party B.

The answer given by the program group is: be yourself.

You Qiuqiu nodded, indicating that he understood.

"Then I need to... sleep, maybe you can let the camera take pictures there, you go to rest first?"

It's seven o'clock in the morning, and You Qiuqiu wakes up so early for the purpose of recording the show, otherwise she can't get up at this point without work.

This is really being yourself.

The show team was stunned, but in the end they let Yu Qiuqiu be themselves, after all, they had just stated their purpose.

So Yu Qiu went into her bedroom and continued to nest in the quilt. A small camera was placed in her bedroom in advance, and the program crew could observe what she was doing.

The director of the program group really discovered the bright spots. For example, the quilt of Yu Qiuqiu is a flower quilt, which is the favorite style of mothers.

Although you didn't photograph Yu Qiuqiu's cartoon home clothes and grandpa slippers, the quilt was also compensated.

Sheng Shiyun didn't expect that, he was absolutely defensive, even prepared a complete set of well-matched home clothes for You Qiuqiu, and finally fell on the quilt.

But the quilt was indeed bought for her by Yu Qiuqiu's mother, and Yu Qiuqiu felt that everything covered was a cover, so she did not fight against Yu's mother.

The director of the program group thought that You Qiuqiu might get back to sleep and wake up in at most an hour, so he simply stared at the scenes of other girls.

Some have already got up to do yoga, some are tidying up, and some are making loving breakfast for their parents.

Half an hour passed, and occasionally glanced at the screen, Yu Qiu did not move.

One hour later, Yu Qiuqiu remained motionless.

Two hours.

Three hours……

Gradually it’s almost noon, and the people in the quilt still have no movement. You must know that the plots of other girls are inviting the opposite **** in the entertainment industry and launch idol dramas online. Otherwise, the girls and their parents are not in harmony. conflict.

Look at Yuqiuqiu.

"..."

The director of the program group was shocked. If it were not for the quilt that Yu Qiuqiu was covering, he would even wonder if she was asleep.

This is too sleepy!

He originally thought that asking You Qiuqiu to come over and she might make trouble. He didn't expect to spend money to find a sleeper and buy a loneliness.

The director of the program thinks it is too unreasonable. Even if Yu Qiuqiu can sleep, no, no, she can really sleep.

What about Yu Qiuqiu's parents?

Shouldn't it start crazy wake-up service?

You Qiuqiu was not awakened by her parents, but was awakened by the mobile phone alarm clock. After all, she still remembered that she was recording a show. Even if the show team asked her to be herself, she couldn't be herself too much.

If she is herself, she can sleep till dark.

After Yu Qiuqiu turned off six or seven consecutive alarm clocks, she finally got up with difficulty.

She still remembered that she had previously ordered a piece of mask specified by the title sponsor of the show group to be put on in the prime of the day, but now she just didn't feel sober, so she went to the bathroom and washed her face before tearing off the mask paper.

The female artist's makeup is always a topic of endless talk no matter what age.

Then the director of the program group washed his face after watching You Qiuqiu...

Is there a difference?

She was just plain makeup before, all the same.

Then the mask was a full circle on her face and was stuck to her neck.

I saw that the female director of the surveillance was crying, and felt offended. They also put on this mask, quietly saying that some of them are not enough, and they still have to talk.

What a small face this is.

You Qiuqiu played with her mobile phone while sticking to the mask and cocked her feet. After everything was done, she went to the next door and knocked.

"Mom, wake up."

There was a sound inside, "...I don't want to think."

The director of the program finally understood why Yu Qiuqiu didn't have any thoughts from his parents when he slept until noon, because this family's style of painting is different. You Qiuqiu wakes up at noon, but Yu's mother hasn't woke up yet.

Father You got up early for work. Apart from Father You, the first to wake up in this family was the pet turtle.

...

After You Qiu got up, he didn't contact friends of the opposite **** in the circle to go out to play, and he didn't show any profit. The mother and daughter who looked very much waited for your father's feeding at home.

Although Yu's father clamored to overpower Yu's mother, he still failed. He wanted to let his wife. If he didn't let it, he would lose his wife. Although some people won, his wife was gone.

Yu's father was very clear about which was more important.

The cameramen who had rested for most of the day all came back and started recording again.

Then they discovered that the show had changed.

It is the flavor of fried pork with garlic stalks, braised pork in brown sauce, squirrel mandarin fish, and braised prawns...

This is really the "Beauty Observation Diary", isn't it the tip of your tongue? !

Unbelievable tears flowed from the corners of his mouth.

No one thought that Yu's father, who looked elegantly and looked like a professor at a high-intellectual university, could cook such a good dish. Fresh ingredients were thrown into a small iron pot, and then stir-fried and added with various seasonings. The fragrance changed rapidly. Get domineering.

The dishes were delicious in color, fragrance, and flavor, and within a short while, a large table was laid out.

The director of the program group watched it for a while, awful, he felt hungry!

The director of the program group is not yet at Yuqiuqiu's house, and the cameramen at Yuqiuqiu's house can't stand it.

Damn it!

It’s not over yet. You Qiuqiu thinks that she probably slept the whole morning, which is not suitable, so she explained the taste of dishes to everyone, and became a professional eating broadcaster, but she used to broadcast to netizens on her mobile phone. Look, this time it is facing the camera... temporarily broadcast to the program staff, and later broadcast to the audience.

Cameraman: Thank you, they don't really want to watch it.

However, I can only bear it.

You Qiuqiu took a bite of fried pork with garlic sprouts and commented, "This meat is something I like very much. It is fat and lean, and there is not much fat. My dad's frying temperature is a bit bigger, and our family likes it. , Burnt, crunchy."

She picked up another piece of braised pork, "The braised pork is sweet and stuffy. It melts in the mouth. It is especially suitable for mixing with rice. It would be better if you add braised pork in the soup."

While talking on the side, You's father has helped Yu Qiuqiu add a large spoonful of braised broth to the rice in front of him. The white, plump and distinct rice is covered with the caramel color of braised pork, which is simply attractive. crime.

You Qiuqiu thanked his dad, and then began to taste and explain other foods. The throttle prawns were not fragrant, fragrant and fresh, and the squirrel mandarin fish was super tender.

You Qiuqiu eats very well and speaks very temptingly. She also showed it.

Cameraman: Don't call him, he is already dead.

You Qiuqiu's family is not so frantic. You's father made a lot of every dish, and he served it out for everyone before eating. Seeing that the material on the Yuqiuqiu side was almost taken, Yu's mother was still hot. The dishes prepared specially for them were taken out.

"You're all hungry, it's noon, hard work."

"Eat some food, all of them are so young, and they don't seem to be much bigger than the ball. It's hard work."

The heart of the cameraman of the program group was instantly warmed by this family.

The director didn't say that he would not let it be eaten, but he pretended to decline, and everyone put down the camera and started eating happily.

No way, it's too fragrant, too fragrant, let me talk about this after eating this meal first, who is the director and do they know the director?

Silently watching the director of Zhengxiang cameraman who has gone on strike, eating:...

Can you pack something for him?

Because of a meal, the cameraman felt that the distance with the family was quickly getting closer. He couldn't help asking the two parents why they were so kind to them.

Father You laughed when he heard this remark, "Isn't it instinct to be nice to people?"

You mother, "Because we are all parents."

Because they are parents, they think of their own children when they see young people about the same age as their children, and because they are parents, they are kind to other people's children, and hope that their children can be treated gently outside.

When the cameraman was moved to tears, You Qiuqiu spoke on his side. She looked at the machine and asked tentatively.

"Being a cameraman...is it easy to use?"

The cameraman's tears fell.

Don't think that he doesn't watch variety shows and hot searches. What's wrong, after trying to rob the staff of the haunted house, she wants to rob his job again and become a cameraman?

...

You Qiuqiu's progress is not fast here. Compared with other girls, there are almost no waves here, but the director is very happy.

How to say...It is mainly comfortable, really comfortable.

He might know why You Qiuqiu said that she was boring. She didn't even realize that she was funny. This family usually talked like jokes and talked a lot?

You Qiuqiu ate a bowl of rice and ate a few dishes to show that he was full.

She still needs to restrain her appetite, she can't get up for a month and a half.

Father You, "You don't fat ball ball ball, a big pig's hoof?"

You Qiuqiu, "..." Dad, really can't eat anymore!

Yu Qiuqiu wandered in the living room in his home clothes after eating a meal, and Yu's mother brought a huge shawl.

"Ball **** wear more balls, I feel bad when I catch a cold."

You Qiuqiu, "..." was forced to put on a shawl and wrap himself up.

The camera was taken after lunch and was retained for dinner by Yu's father and mother. So they recorded the tongue of Yuqiuqiu's version again, but this time they were waiting for it, and they didn't suffer anymore. They can all eat these dishes!

You Qiuqiu, who has been squatting at home for a whole day, is finally going out after dinner.

She wants to accompany your mother to the square dance.

Yu's mother was a little bit upset on the way to dance, and told Yu Qiuqiu that a new dancing team had recently been added in the square, from the neighborhood next door.

"They dance more than ours, and they always laugh at us, but we also have advantages here. Ours is classic, and it's better to learn, and the dance is more beautiful."

The director of the program group was a little confused.

Are there so many tunes in the square dance?

You Qiuqiu comforts your mother. "It doesn't matter, you must be the best." Then he explained to the cameraman next to him.

Of course there are tunes in the square dance.

Gang formation, various small teams, whose dance is more popular, whose music is more brainwashed, the knowledge here has gone.

It's not that easy, there is war where there are people, it's a small entertainment circle.

Mother You was comforted by her daughter, and when she got there, she took You Qiuqiu to greet the little sisters and began to take the lead in rehearsals.

That's right, Yu's mother danced with dozens of people in the c position. Before Yu Mu told Yu Qiuqiu that when she was in the c position, she used a tone that seemed indifferent, but actually secretly delighted.

"No way, the sisters let me take the lead. I have declined many times."

The director of the show saw that You Qiuqiu had found a clean flowerbed and sat down, so she watched her dancing with a smile on her face. From time to time, she also looked at the neighboring community not far away from her real rivals.

When the director thought Yu Qiuqiu was about to sit to the end, she stood up.

Yu Qiuqiu joins Yu's mother dancing with her little sisters.

She got started quickly, and she skipped many times before.

The director of the program group laughed.

Do female artists dance square dances?

This point is really interesting.

And Yu Qiuqiu not only followed Yu's mother and the others in the same way, she jumped and jumped, her movements also began to change, adding a lot of new movements, take a closer look...

It's a bit like next door?

You Qiuqiu is very familiar with You Mu’s square dance. Let’s not say that as long as she is not working, she is often pulled by You Mu to dance. You Mu usually works secretly at home. It's almost as good as you can.

Now Yu Qiuqiu added the square dance of the aunt next door, and it merged with Yumu's side.

Jumped out of a new style.

It makes people even more tempted to sway with country music!

Unknowingly, Yu Qiuqiu was pushed to the c position by Yu's mother and her sisters. There was a lot of enthusiasm here, and even the cameraman could not help but want to move his feet.

There is a sudden change here, and the other side must be aware of it.

Finally, there was no longer pressing Nai, and the leader of the neighbouring community walked towards You Qiuqiu.

She hesitated, but she still spoke, "...Can you teach us how to dance this?"

A little embarrassed.

Originally, the neighbourhood looked down on Yu's mother's old dancing style, but the young girl couldn't help but want to learn as soon as she jumped. In the end, she didn't resist the charm of the enhanced version of the square dance between the two parties, and she fell in love with Yuqiu. head.

You Qiuqiu didn't directly agree, she glanced at her mother, and after receiving her nod with honorable approval and satisfying her vanity, she said.

"of course can."

So the tens of people from the square dance team next door merged with the tens of people from Yumu's side. You Qiuqiu was the lead dancer in front, and everyone danced with Meimei and moved to the music!

There is no more disputes, no more intrigue, at this moment, everyone is good sisters.

Even the two groups of aunts who were still arrogant now shake hands and correct each other's actions.

All this is attributed to a female artist named You Qiuqiu, you see, how happy she dances in front, she is almost the c position of the 100th person.

If this can be recorded in the history of the community, it can probably be called the establishment of diplomatic relations by square dance.

Program Director: Sorry! Can't make it up!

But this trend is still very funny, not to mention that female artists dance square dance, but also promote the harmony of the square dance team?

You Qiuqiu sweats: She is not very happy.

She is a little tired.

Want to sit down.

If it hadn't been for her mother not to worry so much, she wouldn't be so tired.

But it's better than a fight.

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Ball: Be yourself, I can sleep all day...

Sure enough, what everyone likes is not my person, but my red envelope (but this seems to be nonsense?)

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