I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

The planets have long understood the attributes of their own ball cubs "Death Singer", but when Yu Qiuqiu's magnificent "Song of the Heroes" came out, they still couldn't stand it.

Dying dying...

I can't say a compliment without my conscience.

The barrage that was flying constantly, suddenly there was a few seconds of freeze, and finally someone made a weak voice.

"Are there any people living... OK, I'm going to be scared to death at night..."

"Squeak, but I am a dead person. After hearing this song, I was overwhelmed and went very peacefully."

"I can't do it anymore. I was so scared that I jumped up and turned off the sound. This is amazing!"

"Brothers and sisters put fear on the barrage."

The rush of "fear" occupied the entire barrage.

What about a good song, a good helpless female artist?

This is a **** female artist, let's kill it!

Even with the scary monster before this singing, they tasted a bit pitiful.

They can also take off the headphones and turn off the volume, but the "monster" can't. What has it done wrong?

...

The monsters in the show group did indeed lose out, and the plot of opening the door and letting Yu Qiu go away also made the audience laugh out of their eyes.

Humble is very humble.

And Yu Qiuqiu didn't even leave. The one who "gets the inch" was asking for the key. The monster didn't tell her, and she started to sing loudly again.

In the end, the monster directly compromised and handed over the key. You Qiuqiu asked where Lan Xuan was, completely treating the monster as a prop.

The barrage said: "I feel sorry for the staff of the Horror House for a second."

But then the "hahaha" that came like a tide completely exposed them.

You Qiuqiu didn't drop Lan Xuan. From the audience's point of view, it was loyal enough. Everyone was knocked down by You Qiuqiu's singing just now. If it weren't for Yu Qiuqiu's reminder, they even forgot the existence of Lan Xuan.

Yeah, isn't Lan Xuan entering the horror room with You Qiuqiu, and also contributed the jokes in the paragraph above. Why is there no one suddenly?

As soon as the camera turned, You Qiuqiu found Lan Xuan.

A sturdy retired basketball player, tall, and a guy with a max boyfriend, is hiding in the corner holding his head and shaking.

The key is that after he saw Yuqiu's ball, he took the Luoyou ball and hid with him, saying it was safe.

As an audience watching the whole process from the perspective of God: No, this is a wolf slaying, a woman who scares "ghosts" to autism!

Immediately, Lan Xuan cueed Yu Qiuqiu, saying that there was a ghost outside, and sang "You die, I die all dead", Yu Qiuqiu directly opened the wheat, sang the original lyrics to him, and promoted the whole atmosphere. To the top.

Lan Xuan looked very dull after listening to You Qiuqiu's "The Song of the Hero."

The barrage "hahaha" almost blocked everyone. Some people said that everyone laughed so arrogantly that it made their eyes.

A good horror house, why is there such a strange direction?

Looking at the entire clip, everyone basically has an impression, and this impression is extremely deep.

You Qiuqiuzhen. Death singer.

The remarks that you Qiuqiu drank ice-cola and so on are also very ridiculous at first sound. It makes sense to listen carefully?

Okay, no longer have to worry about getting fat by drinking Coke. If you want to drink it, drink the coldest Coke. Anyway, the heat expands and the cold shrinks! (Not)

The planets took advantage of the opportunity to launch the rest of the operation of the Yuqiu ball. Just laughed, the ball cubs not only said in the show that ice-cola will expand and contract without getting fat. Before drinking Coke and wolfberry, eating ice cream was all eaten with red dates. It's a healthy girl.

"Heartbeat Challenge" was originally a show with a lot of traffic, and the resident guests are all big names. The guests invited are either the traffic or the male and female hosts of popular TV series. Basically every time it is broadcast, it will be searched.

This time is no exception.

But the hot search is [Youqiuqiu Mermaid Singer].

After seeing this hot search entry, the planets first reacted:? ? ?

After confirming three times that it was a mermaid singer, not a death singer, they felt the malice from the world.

Trust between people.

Is it really okay to play like this?

...

Not only were the planets silent when they saw this hot search entry, the rest of the netizens who watched "Heartbeat Challenge" were also silent.

Then quickly began to become tap water, sincerely... nonsense.

"I will prove that You Qiuqiu is really amazing. She shouldn't be an actress, she should be a singer."

"The younger sister singer is too sweet and charming, and she is directly intoxicated by her younger sister's singing. In fact, it's not so good, so I should listen to it ten times."

"Renmeige Tianyouqiuqiu, everyone goes to watch "Heart Challenge" and listen to Youqiuqiu singing. He is really a mermaid singer, so nice!!!"

So under this overwhelming Amway, many people directly stepped on thunder.

They dubiously opened Yu Qiuqiu's singing clip, and then ran out crying.

Rely on! big liar!

Paying a lot of money for a pair of ears that have never heard Yu Qiuqiu singing,

God's mermaid singer, this is the voice of death!

The netizens who watched "Heartbeat Challenge" saw that someone was tricked into listening to You Qiuqiu singing, and they were satisfied.

They can't be uncomfortable alone.

They also think the same way as netizens who were deceived by hot search and tap water. Can't they be uncomfortable alone, good sisters, boyfriends, should share.

Renmeige Tianyouqiuqiu, mermaid singer Youqiqiu, find out about it~

People who listened to it would cry.

So under this psychological effect, the friendship of many plastic sisters was facing collapse on this day, and many lovers who looked like divorced almost broke up on this day.

This is a national carnival.

You Qiuqiu succeeded in getting out of the lap by improvising on a song called "Heroes" in "Heartbeat Challenge".

...

You Qiuqiu has signed a contract with the company since college. After so many years, he has not been famous. The last two times he has been out of the circle, it is not because of film and television works.

Once fell asleep with his mouth open at the awards ceremony, and once sang a Chinese song on the show.

When You Qiuqiu saw her name connected with the mermaid singer on the hot search, she was actually a little surprised.

Huh?

Everyone says that she sings badly, and if she says too much, she has to accept the reality. Now she is rediscovering that she actually sings well, right?

She had won the first place in singing competitions before, so it wouldn't be bad by reason.

It's this mermaid singer Rainbow fart, it's a bit too much, too...

She feels that she is usually pretty thick-skinned and a little embarrassed.

But when You Qiuqiu's face was enthusiastically clicked into the hot search and found out what was going on, her smile converged and turned into one: Oh.

It turned out that she was not really complimenting her for singing, but everyone was playing tricks.

Jiang Tao has also been laughing crazy by You Qiuqiu's sings in the past two days.

Why is You Qiuqiu so beautiful and has a good voice, but it is so ruinous when he sings.

Seeing You Qiqiu, Jiang Tao seemed to be in a low mood. She searched for comments with her mobile phone, but she found something extraordinary.

"Qiuqiu, there are still good reviews. Some people say that they want to thank you for this "The Heroic Song"."

You Qiuqiu:?

Why didn't she believe it, but still pricked her ears.

I only heard Jiang Tao say, "I don’t know if You Qiuqiu will see this Weibo. I am a senior high school day student. Every time I go back to study late at night, I will pass by. An alley, I will be scared when I pass there, until I hear your "The Heroic Song"."

Speaking of this, Jiang Tao paused and continued to read...

"While passing through the alleys, I released the loudest voice of your "Heroic Song", and then I felt that my heart was calm, and my body was full of righteousness. All ghosts, ghosts, and snake gods would all dodge after hearing this song. , Thanksgiving, refill, hope that Qiuqiu can produce more music works, and accompany me to study at home later."

Yu Qiuqiu, "..."

Have been offended.

It turned out to be such a thank you.

When Jiang Tao saw this Weibo, she still thought it was very funny, so she read it to You Qiuqiu, but after she said it herself, after thinking about it, it didn't seem to be a happy comment for the person involved.

After all, the description of singing can be avoided by ghosts and snakes.

Jiang Tao, "I'll show you another one."

You Qiu stopped Jiang Tao.

She borrowed Jiang Tao’s mobile phone after receiving Jiang Tao’s consent. In Jiang Tao’s tone, she first stated her identity and said that she was Yu Qiuqiu’s assistant. You Qiuqiu himself was very happy that the song she sang was liked by bloggers. And let her not be afraid on the way back.

In addition, I wish the bloggers success, the title of the gold list, can be admitted to the ideal university.

Finally, "If it's convenient, can you tell me the receiving information by private message? There is a small alarm gift I want to give you."

Jiang Tao saw that You Qiuqiu edited these words throughout the whole process. The woman's face was exquisite and smooth, she was probably thinking about something, and she was still pursing her lips, looking extremely serious.

Jiang Tao asked, "Qiuqiu, do you want to send her an alarm?"

Yuqiu nodded.

She noticed that the blogger was in the third year of high school, returning to the residence very late, and passing through a small alley.

It's too dangerous, not just relying on a song, then send her an alarm, if you really encounter special circumstances, you can sound the alarm.

Of course, Yuqiuqiu hopes that there will never be a day when the alarm will sound.

Jiang Tao felt his heart warm, and couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, muttering, "It's great."

After Yu Qiuqiu finished serving, he returned the phone to Jiang Tao. Jiang Tao later told her that the blogger had contacted her. She was very happy. You Qiuqiu's alarm had been optimistic for a long time, and Jiang Tao bought it and sent it to her.

...

This is just an episode. You Qiuqiu has been forgotten after sending it. Her vegetative role is completely finished. There is still a little bit of footage left in the Guwu Parkour Woman.

The hospital bed that You Qiuqiu is most familiar with in modern crews.

After all, she lay in the whole movie, and the bed was almost pressed out of her shape.

When Yu Qiuqiu's vegetative role was finished, and the title of mermaid singer or death singer was rampant, Sheng Shiyun found Yu Qiuqiu again and told her that she was coming to live.

"Go to record a talent show next week, singing."

When You Qiuqiu heard the last four words, she herself was shocked.

"It's not... which show you can't think of so much?"

Her singing voice is stamped by netizens to disperse the ghosts and ghosts. Isn't there any threshold for singing programs?

However, You Qiuqiu was surprised for three seconds. She knew that since Mr. Sheng was able to follow the show for her, the labor costs must be indispensable. As long as the money was given, it was easy to discuss.

"What is the process?"

"Do I need to make up a tragic story, that is, I am particularly suffering, since I was a child, I have dreamed of singing."

"But Mr. Sheng... you'd better discuss it with the director. I still don't want to create a double death of parents. My parents are there. If they watch the show, if I say they are gone, they may be ruthless. Educate me hard."

You Qiuqiu feels that she can cooperate except not involving her parents.

If the program team has a request to make her cry, she can too, after all, she is professional.

Sheng Shiyun looked at the woman opposite, and slowly raised his eyebrows, "You think too much."

"You don't need to cry, and you don't need to talk about your ideals. The program group doesn't think so much."

Let You Qiuqiu sing? Don’t want to do the show?

You Qiuqiu: So?

What's going on, I would like to hear more.

Sheng Shiyun, "The program team invites you to be a flying guest in the past, which is also a kind of tutor."

You Qiuqiu was silent when he heard that he was not a player, but a mentor.

After silence, he said, "Mr. Sheng, or forget it, I think this show is a pill."

joke!

It's weird to let her be a player, let her be a mentor?

Is she really okay?

How good is she.

"Am I really a popular flower now?"

You Qiuqiu even thought of this layer.

Before the marketing account said she was a popular flower, You Qiuqiu still felt that the marketing account was not good, false reports, but now she was invited to be a tutor by the show, who was rapped by netizens.

If it is the treatment of a popular flower, it may be a little bit possible. After all, it is not principled.

You Qiuqiu almost faced Sheng Shiyun and said: I, be a popular flower, add money!

If you don't add money to become a popular flower, you will quit!

Then he met the dark eyes under the man's lens, and he told Yu Qiuqiu with his eyes that you were thinking of fart.

Was blown to heaven by the marketing account, right?

In fact, to be precise, the program now has a lot of tricks for the audience rating. You Qiuqiu's flying guests are not very useful, just a drainage mascot.

Sheng Shiyun himself could not have imagined that You Qiuqiu sang badly and actually went out of the circle, and got such a chance that she couldn't beat her.

When Hong Xiaohua's dream was shattered, Yu Qiuqiu summed it up: there are few things but more money.

It must be picked up.

...

The singing talent show that invited You Qiuqiu was called "My Music, My Show". The program group was originally the point of fancying the recent hot death singer of You Qiuqiu. After they had negotiated and signed the contract with You Qiuqiu, Can't wait to send an official announcement on Weibo.

You Qiuqiu's personal account also forwarded the news that official V will join the first issue.

Then, without the expectations of the "My Voice, My Show" program group, it was able to attract attention.

Netizen:? ? ? Is it the death singer Yu Qiuqiu that I thought about? She is going to be a flying guest on "My Music Show"? I cracked.

After netizens’ retaliatory “beautiful” singing of Amway balls, many people now have singles in their minds anytime and anywhere, “Wow the big river flows eastward, the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper”, which is almost poisoned. , Lingering.

It's almost like dying. Now "My Voice, My Show" tells them that Yu Qiuqiu is going to be a flying guest.

This is also terrible.

Netizens only think that "My Voice, My Show" is a bit anti-human. When the sunspots see it, they can't help but start yin and yang weird, guessing how You Qiuqiu can have such good resources.

The planets mocked: After all, they are popular flowers.

You Qiuqiu was blown into a red flower by an unscrupulous marketing account before, and the planets are almost laughing to death. Their cubs actually like to be a red flower, and they are also fans of the red flower!

The planet is still very happy that Yu Qiuqiu took over this show. It's awesome. The cubs can get a good meal again, and they can make money again.

And they also have an additional channel to appreciate the beauty of the cubs.

No matter how rejected the netizens are, and no matter how grotesque Heizi is, You Qiuqiu, the flying guest, is definitely set.

Time passed quickly. You Qiuqiu felt that he had just made an appointment with Mr. Sheng and signed a contract, and the recording time of "My Voice, My Show" was ushered in.

By all accounts, You Qiuqiu has recorded one show and two variety shows, but this is the first time there are audiences behind.

You Qiuqiu was very curious watching the audience sitting together. Is this a group performance invited by the program group? I don't know if there is any compensation...

"This is a lucky audience, a lottery draw."

There was a chuckle behind You Qiuqiu.

"Brother Tao."

You Qiuqiu turned his head and saw Tao Anjie not far from her.

Tao Anjie is the mentor of "My Music, My Show" with eight classics. Before You Qiuqiu came, he had known such an acquaintance from Mr. Sheng.

The entertainment circle said that small is also small. After cooperating with Cui Jiannan, You Qiuqiu reunited with Tao Anjie on a show.

In "Leisure Time", several guests got along well, Tao Anjie was also very happy to see You Qiuqiu again, he actually watched the episode of "Heartbeat Challenge" You Qiuqiu was on.

"Your "Heroic Song" is really extraordinary."

As a professional singer, Tao Anjie finally made this evaluation.

He felt that Yu Qiuqiu was really courageous. If he were her, he wouldn't dare to speak up anymore.

You Qiuqiu: She was scared.

Probably the program team also knew that You Qiuqiu knew Tao Anjie and arranged her next to Tao Anjie.

And when the show officially started recording, You Qiuqiu found that she was also very talkative, and Tao Anjie, who would also joke with her, instantly became serious, and the gestures were completely professional judges.

You Qiuqiu couldn't understand the meaning of the professional vocabulary that Tao Anjie kept saying, but he felt that the atmosphere at the scene was really solid.

...

"If you are not prepared, please do not appear on the scene of "My Voice, My Show". Your performance is a waste of precious time for the audience."

"Okay, next one."

Not only Tao Anjie is very strict, the other instructors are also a line.

The directors of the program group are already frowning, and can't wait to escape reality by covering their face with their hands.

Oh my god, it's here again.

This suffocating atmosphere.

This kind of mentor is very strict and conflicts with the players. It may be a hot spot for publicity in other shows, but it is completely unpopular in "My Voice, My Show".

After all, the whole process was in this kind of solidified and rigid atmosphere.

Tao Anjie and several instructors are both famous and status singers in the music industry. Their strength is unquestionable, but they are also too straightforward to speak affectionately.

As a result, even the pressure on the players behind has increased, and the audience is also burdened.

After all, people nowadays want to relax and find something fun and interesting. Who wants to watch the dean of teaching on-site training people?

It is not that the director of the program group has not interviewed Tao Anjie. He has mentioned the concerns of the program group. Tao Anjie himself does not want to make the atmosphere worse.

But when it comes to the official recording, it still can't be changed, and the result is still the same in the end.

You Qiuqiu is rather nervous, and feels the low air pressure at the scene, even sitting there with her behaved as a mascot is a bit unable to sit down.

Should she contribute something?

In this suffocating atmosphere, the director of the program thought of a flying guest, Yu Qiuqiu.

He didn't actually have much expectation for Yu Qiuqiu to clear the siege, but the people from the left and right also invited him, and with the idea of ​​using a dead horse as a living horse doctor, he called Yu Qiuqiu in the ear to let her You can speak appropriately.

You Qiuqiu nodded to show that he knew it.

Although she didn't know what to say.

Now on the stage is a young boy with a guitar in a white shirt, who looks like the one of the fresh campus male god.

However, the fresh campus male **** also had a dark face because of several mentors, and was obviously overly nervous. After plucking the guitar twice, he bowed his head decadently.

"I'm sorry... I'm really sorry... I'm looking for the status..."

Suddenly on such a big stage, facing so many shots, few people were able to be calm, and the campus male **** seemed to be crying after his first mistake.

Tao Anjie's expression on one side is ugly. According to his previous performance, he will start teaching director-style criticism again.

But the next second it was a sweet female voice that resounded in the studio.

"Don't be nervous, it's okay."

Sweet and soft, not the kind that squeezes your throat artificially, or the sugar content is too high.

The lens is zoomed in, and the face shot appears directly in the lens, and the value of the face is not broken at all, the makeup is flawless, clear and clean, and there is even a slightly fluffy feeling of peach under the light.

Yu Qiuqiu who rarely speaks since the beginning of the recording.

As a flying guest, she caused a lot of discussion from the outside world. The audience who came to participate in the recording were also very curious about her. However, as the players took the stage, the instructor seriously commented on the players. Yu Qiuqiu has not performed much, and everyone forgot her. .

Until now.

She is comforting the players to ease the atmosphere, but how is she going to come?

After all, it's so bad now.

The director of the program group had the same idea as the audience, and didn't think Yu Qiuqiu could be saved.

You Qiuqiu took the microphone and said to the players on the stage, "Do you need me to sing a song to relax you?"

While talking, she made a posture to start singing.

Program group:!

Player:!

Audience:!

Even Tao Anjie, who had been black on one side for more than ten minutes, couldn't hold back, showing a panicked expression. He stretched out his hand as if to hold the Yuqiu ball next to him.

"Don't... forget it."

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Everyone is really talented. Some girls say that Mr. Sheng’s surname is Sheng Yougou, so she is called Gougou? ? ?

Also, I want to ask for how fat the **** of wealth wallpaper is!

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