I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

If Fang Shubai is here, You Qiuqiu will tell him loudly, no, she doesn't like it.

She said before that she liked it but she was afraid of being recognized.

However, in fact, fans have long known that it is her who sells citrus, and they have been squatting in the live broadcast room for several days. Mr. Sheng also knows, and he madly releases air-conditioning at her, and adds a white eye attack.

So what is she pretending to be?

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In any case, after the official announcement of six guests in "Leisure Time", it also ushered in the premiere of the variety show.

Most of the first viewers were fans of Cui Jiannan and Tao Anjie, and everyone went directly to them.

This is also the main reason why the program team spent a lot of money to invite these two people to sit down.

Cui Jiannan has acted in many well-known TV series, looks gentle and elegant, and has excellent acting skills; Tao Anjie’s songs are really singing skills, and every time a new song is released, he will directly slaughter the major music charts. After becoming a father, he also appeared in the circle. The name loves children and wives.

Ma Juan has a role filter, and she is also a very kind elder, and her passers-by are on top of a group; Shi Jing is also good, and her personality is controversial, black, red and black, but Shi Jing hasn't appeared before, and there are not many fans guarding her.

However, they did not expect that a new variety show that could not be renewed on an ordinary night would actually fall into the pit of a female artist called Yuqiuqiu 18th line.

At the beginning of the show, parallel time and space cut the interviews of each star in the car. Cui Jiannan is very educated and Tao Anjie is also very nice. Fang Shubai has a lively personality and even mingle with the show crew.

The camera reaches Yuqiuqiu.

After getting on the show crew car and greeted the camera, she lay there and watched her eyelids get heavier and heavier, she fell asleep.

Audience:? ? ?

How did she fall asleep.

The program group puts words on the piece of Yuqiuqiu——

[Normal shooting, not a static picture, because there was no time to tell Qiuqiu that there was an interview, she slept too soundly and never woke up, the camera brother did not have the heart to call her, the interview section on the car was gone. 】

Messages gradually appeared on the barrage.

"Hahahaha, what kind of reality is this? I just thought it was my network problem. No wonder she hasn't moved. It turns out that she has been sleeping."

"Brother cameraman, say, are you so coveted by her beauty that you can't bear to wake her up? (dog head

"Hey, it's kind of cute, and really beautiful, newcomer?"

"It seems to be the hot search on the awards ceremony before. She can sleep like this all the time?"

The program team gave Yu Qiuqiu to sleep for several seconds, and she slept very well.

The main reason is that he looks good, and I am not afraid of taking pictures of his face. Some people are still asking if it is a bare face.

The previous introduction in the car is quite satisfactory, except for Yuqiuqiu because he slept, basically except for being praised for good-looking, I skipped it.

Everyone's focus is again on the other people who arrived at the residence early.

Until Fang Shubai heard that You Qiu's ball was coming soon and was going to catch You Qiu's ball, Fang Shubai's fans made popular science on the barrage.

"The two of them have filmed "Hello Acting" together before, and it seems that the relationship is really good."

Cui Jiannan also voluntarily asked to go with Fang Shubai.

The barrage was no longer mild this time, and suddenly started to rush together--

High energy ahead, please note that this is not an exercise, non-combatants retreat quickly! ! !

At this time, the audience watching behind did not know what was about to happen, like a smile with a sign on the screen, it seemed that the gentle and elegant Cui Yingdi didn't know what to experience.

...

The high-energy famous scene appeared.

When Fang Shubai saw You Qiuqiu who got out of the car, his first sentence was not a greeting, but "Senior sister, let me know, you can eat Jiannan brother, Jiannan brother is from Sichuan, spicy flavor. Yes, it is much better than Fujianese."

The program team cut to Cui Jiannan's face in time.

His expression is also very vivid, from a smile to a panic, with the words "Gradually Losing Smile", it can no longer have a dramatic effect.

Audience: What's wrong, do you want to eat people when shooting a show?

Cui Jiannan fan: Protect my Fang Cui brother, but Cui brother's scared expression is really weird and cute, 2333.

You Qiuqiu came out to explain this to the audience. She joked to Fang Shubai that Cantonese eat Fujianese. Then Fang Shubai was afraid that she really thought about him, and tried to push Sichuan Spicy Cui Jiannan. come out.

She also threatened Fang Shubai. Cantonese people cannot eat Sichuanese. If they are too spicy, they can eat Fujianese. Fang Shubai's expression is also very funny.

Some viewers said thank you, some were laughed at.

Before the senior sisters and younger brothers appeared on the show, and went to the hot search together, there are still many people in Zhashenjie, but now they are gathered together again, people can't help but want to laugh at the beginning.

With this beginning, the barrage also became cheerful.

"Fang Shubai, you are an idol, how naive, hhh."

"Yes, we Cantonese really can't eat spicy food, but Fujianese are more appetite."

"The Fujianese are shivering, I really don't taste good."

"That Fujianese stop, I don't believe it, unless... let me take a bite!"

With the beginning of Fang Shubai that Sichuanese are spicy and spicy, netizens have followed this up with the rest.

What Jiangsu people are sweet, what Zhejiang is sweet and salty, Shandong is pancake rolls and green onions.

Netizens followed and played together.

Because of this unexpected beginning, it gradually became Yuqiu's home court.

It's not that she specifically scrambled for the camera, but netizens discovered that she was too funny too!

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In order for the three to return to their residence, You Qiuqiu borrowed a tricycle and asked the actor to sell his hue; when Fang Shubai was still a little bit lost, why not let him go, You Qiuqiu described his hair as a traffic light...

The performance of the three people is almost laughable to the audience.

The actor was "forced to sell her hue," but Cui Jiannan's fans were not dissatisfied at all, but were extremely happy.

Thanks to You Qiuqiu for allowing Cui Ge to correctly understand his appearance. He was originally a handsome man; and they have been a fan of Cui Jiannan for many years. In fact, they know that Cui Jiannan is a person who looks good to talk but is actually more restrained.

It is rare to show so many small expressions in such a short period of time, even shy, I have to say it is a huge surprise.

Fans of Fang Shubai originally thought that the red-haired Xiaofang was also very handsome, and Yu Qiuqiu described the traffic lights as a reminder of the previous yellow-haired Xiaofang.

Fang Shubai fan: It's over... I seem to be brainwashed, and I also feel like a traffic light.

And Yu Qiuqiu greeted a gentleman's barrage when riding a tricycle.

"Type with both hands to show innocence."

"This leg...I can do it again!"

You Qiuqiu hummed and hummed on the tricycle, and two big men drove behind him. Not to mention that this picture was really funny with rustling.

Passersby, "I think Yuqiuqiu is good, and I can still pull two male artists with a tricycle, so my physical fitness is really good."

Knowing the truth and seeing You Qiuqiu's father and mother fans who have been tortured by the gym: All of this probably starts from the first time.

It was the eating and broadcasting that made the cub gain ten pounds, and it was also the eating and broadcasting that made the cub learn about the exercise bike in the gym.

Look, is the appearance of the cub riding a tricycle exactly the same as riding an exercise bike?

Mom and Dad are proud of their cubs being discovered, but they can’t wait to make her pants longer. These pants are a bit short, and it’s good if they reach the ankles.

Another high-energy point was when the three of Yu Qiuqiu returned to their residence. Fang Shubai complained that You Qiuqiu sang badly.

Barrage: "I have one thing to say, I feel a little bit bad." "You Qiuqiu did not hum well before." "At that time, it was more casual, but now I officially sing and listen. Tao Anjie said that Youqiuqiu sounds good, and I do I can't feel it wrong."

After You Qiuqiu opened his voice, netizens regretted it.

Regret as much as Tao Anjie.

God, what kind of death singer is this!

Seek a pair of ears that have never heard Yu Qiuqiu singing.

This female artist named You Qiuqiu is so good-looking, but unfortunately she can sing.

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The TV station where "Leisure Time" is located is worthy of being a strong one, and the director of this show is worthy of being a director of several popular variety shows, cutting out all the netizens want to watch.

The director does not boast, he thinks that such a good effect is not due to him alone, but also because these six people are relieved.

Laughs, bursts, everything is there.

If this is replaced by the other group of people, it will be too boring. He wants to cut out so much material, and there is no need to cut it. And there are too many stalks here like no money, and the dramatic effect is first-class.

Take Shi Jing as an example. Originally, she was invited to get her to tear X with the show guests and make trouble.

Shi Jing did want to tear X, but she found Yu Qiuqiu. After meeting Yu Qiuqiu, she couldn't tear it up at all. Yuqiuqiu seemed to lack the female artist's instinct to tear X.

So the style of painting developed towards a weird style.

Shi Jingzuo tore X with people, turned into a series of brutal slaps, fishing and picking toon buds, not only a large area of ​​"hahaha" barrage, but also a message for Shi Jing's wax.

The director of "Leisure Time" feels that everything is progressing in a smooth direction.

After viewing the first issue, the netizens were hahaha throughout the whole process, and they did not stop at all. When it was over, they were still a little uncomfortable.

what?

Is this all gone?

Still want to see!

However, variety shows need to be appetizing, and the next issue is a week later.

Netizens who were extremely excited after watching this episode of the variety show rushed to Weibo to look for companions who had also seen it.

So on the night of the show, [Variety Show "Leisure Time"] [The actor sells hues for the tricycle] [Cantonese eat Fujianese] [Fang Shu white traffic light hair] [You Qiuqiu death singer] A series of related topics Rush to the hot search.

Yu Qiuqiu is the most discussed, and even the rest of the people cannot lack Yu Qiuqiu.

After swiping the screen so often, after allowing Yuqiu to enter more people's vision, some people are impatient.

——My God, did You Qiuqiu buy a hot-search monthly package? I've been on it several times since then.

You Qiuqiu fans: Thank you for the invitation, my cubs are really poor, and they are still struggling for five insurances and one gold. They have to learn the candied haws craftsmanship when they go to the show. If they live, my cubs can afford hot search.

Other viewers may not understand why Yu Qiuqiu learns to make candied haws on the show. Fans who have followed Yu Qiuqiu have already begun to understand their cubs' thoughts.

Probably to learn the craft and make money later.

Passersby who were impatient:? ? ?

I can't afford to be so poor.

Fans of the show are still very sensible: because Yu Qiuqiu is really funny! Really, all girls listen to me and watch "Leisure Time". It doesn't look like I will give you my head. As long as you "Leisure Time", we are all sisters!

Of course, such a funny variety show cannot be enjoyed exclusively by them. It is fun to discuss it together.

Whether it is being swiped by a hot search, or being slapped Amway by a little sister, or simply clicking on the website.

Anyway, after watching the variety show, the people who have watched the variety show couldn't help but uttered a cry at Yu Qiuqiu——

It smells so good.

Why is there such an unassuming female artist? Why is she funny in her words and deeds, and she is lucky.

Of course, it is the death singer that caused a wider discussion.

You Qiuqiu opened his mouth to know if there was any. He thought he was listening to the beautiful women singing, but when the beautiful women spoke, they almost sent them away.

Netizens also raised doubts.

With Yu Qiuqiu's singing level, can you still get the first place?

They really don't believe it.

But Yu Qiuqiu's expression is really too serious, and it doesn't look like he is lying, and in the eyes of the national audience, there is no benefit in lying. After all, it is even more ugly when exposed.

I have to say that netizens have great abilities and idle hair. Someone actually picked Yuqiuqiu as the number one in the singing competition.

【fast! The first video of You Qiuqiu singing is out, and she really got the first! 】

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As soon as the news came out, the link to the guide was instantly clicked on by netizens, even Yuqiuqiu fans were no exception.

Sorry to the cubs, although mom and dad love you very much, but you really sing...cannot be praised.

Even after they listened to "Leisure Time", they almost split.

I don't know if the ball cub took first place because the judges were deaf.

The judges were not deaf, and Yu Qiuqiu did take first place.

It was an elementary school performance. A total of four people signed up for the singing project, two abstained, and a little boy cried with the microphone before he even started singing.

Finally was led down by the teacher on stage.

Counting this down, You Qiuqiu is indeed number one.

She sang it completely, although it was still ugly.

Netizen: It turns out that singing is unpleasant. It is a gifted person who has been brought up since childhood. God will give you a beautiful face and always take back something.

For example, beautiful singing.

However, the performance of Youqiuqiu Elementary School's performance is so adorable.

The smaller version of You Qiuqiu wears a small gauze skirt, and many people rubbed the same red blush from childhood on his cheeks. The small one is already too beautiful, and he also wears a little baby fat, which adds a touch of beauty. lovely.

As long as you turn off the sound and face the zoomed version of the animated picture, you can still watch it ten times.

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[Youqiuqiu death singer] When he rushed to the hot search, Sheng Shiyun jumped his eyelids twice when he saw these words.

Sure enough, when he opened the show and heard Yu Qiuqiu singing, he was silent.

She sang not only once, she also sang twice...

You Qiuqiu hummed in his car for a while, Sheng Shiyun knew that she sang badly, but he didn't say it at the time. He felt that You Qiuqiu had no chance to show it.

But now, Yuqiuqiu is shown to the people of the whole country.

Everyone knew that she could not sing well, and she was given the title of death singer.

Sheng Shiyun sent a message to Yu Qiuqiu, "I didn't watch you, it was my fault."

When You Qiuqiu received this news:? ? ?

What is it, let the proud boss apologize to her.

As a social animal, although You Qiuqiu feels very good, he still feels a little hairy in his heart, so he tentatively replied, "Mr. Sheng, you must not say that... If you are really wrong, it is also a mistake we made together. ."

She was very cautious in returning, she was perfectly dressed, right?

Take half of the fault.

Although You Qiqiu didn't know why after she finished serving, there was no reply there.

You Qiuqiu didn't worry about it anymore. After all, the boss's mind shouldn't be guessed. It still doesn't understand. If you have this time to play with your mobile phone, is it not fragrant?

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When "Leisure Time" even brought Yu Qiuqiu to the hot search, a photo also began to ferment on the Internet.

A marketing account sent a sneak photo of Yuqiuqiu. In the photo, Yuqiuqiu was walking into an office. The title was [Why does a female celebrity sneak into a plastic surgery hospital? 】

Celebrity cosmetic surgery has always been a topic of public concern, and Yu Qiuqiu is still on the hot search, making it even more eye-catching.

Sunspots: God! It turns out that she was assembled!

In addition, someone threw on the photo taken by Fang Shubai in response to "Leisure Time". In the photo, Yu Qiuqiu had an excessively sharp face, big eyes and narrow nose. They used this photo to prove that Yu Qiuqiu was going to a plastic surgery hospital. Do the repair.

I didn't see it, my face broke.

When You Qiuqiu saw this, Shi Jing came to her.

Shi Jing and You Qiuqiu added WeChat and asked, "Did you go to the plastic surgery hospital???"

You Qiuqiu: Huh? She didn't go to the plastic surgery hospital.

Shi Jing, "I just said, how can someone grow up so beautifully, but you are not obvious at all, you can't see the traces of plastic surgery, fine-tune it, right?"

"Tell me who the hospital and the attending doctor are. I won't tell others. You can still trust me about this."

You Qiuqiu: I feel like I suddenly know something amazing.

Shi Jing admitted that she had always been unsatisfied with her appearance and wanted to fine-tune it. If Yu Qiuqiu's appearance is really the result of fine-tuning, and it is so natural, then she can rush without hesitation.

After all, who doesn't want to look better.

Shi Jing didn't care that Heizi took out the picture of Fang Shubai, which was just too beautiful.

You Qiuqiu here told Shi Jing that he did not go to the plastic surgery hospital, nor did he have any plastic surgery. Shi Jing was disappointed and ended the chat with You Qiuqiu.

Suddenly he was crowned with plastic surgery, and You Qiuqiu first reported to Sheng Shiyun.

Got the answer he already knew.

The man over there responded very calmly. Obviously he was prepared. Yu Qiuqiu was not in a hurry, and now he is not in a hurry.

Apart from other things, Mr. Sheng is still reliable at work. Even the show "Leisure Time" was made by Mr. Sheng for her.

You Qiuqiu didn't know how the fans of the support club would react, and with the idea of ​​calming the fans when necessary, he opened the group.

The group was more orderly than she thought.

...

Not only did I see where the picture was taken.

"Isn't this when the ball went to the hospital to see his skin?"

You Qiuqiu stared at the photo for a long time without seeing it, but the fans knew it at a glance.

It also showed a comparison between the live broadcast of Youqiuqiu and the group photo.

"Shente's plastic surgery repair, this is obviously the ball, it is the ball after the beauty has grown."

You Qiuqiu also paid special attention to a remark, which was supported by many people in the group.

"The black ball can do anything, but the beauty of the black ball is unbearable!"

After all, they are a group of very real fans.

The stubbornness from Yan Fen.

You Qiuqiu: ...

It doesn't matter, it's okay, I like her anyway.

The group members went out aggressively with evidence to explain, Sheng Shi Yun also held the photos that had been prepared long ago, and the cases prescribed by the doctor at that time.

However, he made a plan with the program group, and discussed that after the next episode of the program was broadcast, he would slap it up again and give him a harder slap in the face.

The last issue of "Leisure Time" was playing where You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai went to the boy's house to pick toon buds and make candied haws.

Soon, a new issue of "Leisure Time" was broadcast. In this issue, the audience saw You Qiuqiu helping the boy’s live broadcast of unsold citrus, and saw the six guests integrate into the lives of the villagers. , Busy for unsold citrus.

As well as the amazing Yuqiuqiu after beautification, it is not very good-looking, but the plastic face is amazing.

Qiuqiuyou, is that you?

You Qiuqiu had been selling citrus online in full swing before. Many people bought citrus online through her live broadcast, but they didn't even dare to recognize it. After all, who can believe that a celebrity went to help fruit farmers sell fruit.

Netizens tentatively took photos of the live broadcast screenshots and the white-posted "evidence" Fang Shu of the marketing account Hei Youqiuqiu.

Hmm...it's exactly the same.

Sheng Shi Yun also took action. You Qiuqiu went to the central public hospital and posted the original picture, and the doctor's case was also posted.

It is not a plastic surgery hospital that I went to, but a regular hospital to look at the skin. The previous marketing account had malicious screenshots and a picture of the start. The news is all dependent on editing. Everyone is careful to eat melons.

Without plastic surgery, there is no cosmetic repair.

Snapped! Snapped!

Slap left and right on the face of Marketing Account and Heizi.

You Qiuqiu didn't have plastic surgery. This is an explanation, but netizens found the point.

"Have you noticed that the medical record says that the patient ate a lot of citrus, took too much carotene, and his skin turned yellow."

"I noticed, look at the comparison of skin color before and after the live broadcast of Youqiu by the Yuqiu Fan Club."

Netizens followed the prompts and rushed to the Weibo of Youqiuqiu's fan club, and they saw two comparison pictures where the viewers were sad and the listeners were crying.

Before the live broadcast, the skin was white, but after the live broadcast, the skin was obviously yellow.

The case was solved.

Therefore, You Qiuqiu kindly helped the fruit growers sell citrus. During the live broadcast, in order to increase sales, she ate a lot of citrus, which caused her skin to turn yellow. She did not say anything, turned her head and was maliciously misled by the marketing account to make a cosmetic repair. Up.

What the **** is this pitiful little pity!

It's about to show pity for Yu Qiuqiu.

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Copywriting:

Xia Xinyan is a sea king.

There are countless spare tires in her WeChat and a wide variety of types.

From Duo Jinba, the band's little milk dog, to the elegant returnees... the corresponding characters are the stubborn and indomitable little white flower, the glamorous and intimate big sister, and the gentle petty bourgeois elite girl.

I will pretend what you want.

Xia Xinyan believes in crossing the tens of thousands of flowers without touching her body, and she is as steady as a dog on N boats. One day she will find the most suitable fish in the fish pond, so she will marry the rich and squeeze in. Upper class.

However, Xia Xinyan dreamed that she was dying, and the fish in her fish pond said that they loved her, all rushing away.

Looking at someone who was dying, Xia Xinyan decided to release the fish to the sea, she stopped pretending!

She is not of any type, her true identity is actually their father.

What is love and love? Is it a career that doesn't fragrant?

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The big guys in Xia Xinyan's fish pond all know Xia Xinyan is a two-faced woman, but she didn't reveal it because she thought she was funny, waiting for the day when she overturned.

Who knew that the woman suddenly clapped her hands and left.

Participate in the talent show, try to be an idol, dance hip-hop with long eyeliners, and rap "Don't mess with the old lady, **** you with the old lady."

Big fishes being stocked:? ? ?

Trending idols Xia Xinyan has a husband group. Picking one out is worth a lot of money. The key is to vote for Xia Xinyan so much that she shows her love on Weibo every day.

Someone picked up her husband and was ambiguous with Xia Xinyan before debuting, Xia Xinyan smiled and replied, "Oh, they are not very familiar."

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