If I Can Foresee the Future, I Just Want To Kill Monsters

It was Captain Qin who knocked on the door of his room.

In the past few days, Captain Qin would come here from time to time, so he was an acquaintance, so it was nothing.

But what Li Pu didn't expect was that there were actually a group of summoners and summoned beasts standing behind him.

To be precise, Team Qin and Song Pigeon were the leader, followed by other large groups of summoned beasts.

Strange-looking lions, tigers, monkeys, caterpillars, cockroaches, and some strange creatures that have never been seen before.

There's even a rare summoner, a large kitchen knife with two legs.

It is also a summoner, but its appearance is much worse than that of Yunu.

As for their summoners, they were all squeezed to the outermost edge.

[Song song vomit! 】

Seeing Li Pu's appearance, the singing pigeon took the lead in chirping loudly.

"Captain Qin, this is..."

To be honest, Li Pu has little interest in these summoned beasts.

Because I killed Yu Nu once with my own hands, but I didn't get the card in the end.

This shows that in this world, these summoned beasts are of no value to him.

"Well, it's not me looking for you, it's them who want to look for you."

Team Qin pointed to the group of summoned beasts.

"They are looking for me, what can they do?"

Li Pu was puzzled.

【Lord Li Shen! 】

As a result, at this moment, a summoned parrot inside actually spoke.

Although it was talking, it was actually staring at the caterpillar summoning beast next to it, drooling.

The caterpillar was slightly uncomfortable, but it could only be ignored.

"Hello."

With a kind smile, Li Pu nodded towards the parrot.

I don't know which witty guy leaked this name, it's so embarrassing.

【Lord Li Shen, please ride me! 】

The parrot finally looked at Li Pu at this moment, and straight to the point made a strange request.

"Um?"

Li Pu was stunned, they...are not afraid of death?

[Song song vomit! 】

Just at this moment, Song Pigeon retched again.

"You're in trouble."

Team Qin stood up at this time and began to explain.

It turns out that although the singing pigeon family is very powerful, they always have a problem with reproduction.

That is, the mother's body is extremely difficult to conceive.

Song Pigeon has always wanted to have a child, but no matter how he and his spouse have tried all these years, it has been fruitless.

A few days ago, after the singing pigeon was ridden by Li Pu on the road, he returned to the original world, and had a routine with his wife.

Unexpectedly, I won the lottery!

Looking back carefully recently, I don't seem to have had any special experiences.

The only change was being ridden by Li Pu.

So it was superstitious, and attributed all the credit to Li Pu.

"This is too ridiculous."

Li Pu looked at the singing pigeon who was nodding fiercely, and subconsciously took half a step back.

"I also find it ridiculous."

Hearing this, Qin Dui's expression became a little tangled: "Do you remember that speed elephant that day?"

Actually, that speed elephant is female.

Sometimes nature is fair, powerful summoned beast races often face the same problem, so...

"No, sir."

Li Pu was really frightened this time.

Could it be that the ability has been upgraded?

Suddenly, and for the first time, he felt that the magical ability he had always been proud of seemed a little scary.

"So, they all came to beg for a child?"

After scanning the summoned beasts in front of him, he realized.

No wonder I always feel weird, it turns out that all of them are females!

I obviously haven't found the [Snake Charm] talent.

【Roar! 】

[Cuckoo! 】

[Squeak! 】

【Clang! 】

[Guoguo quack! 】

All the summoned beasts responded immediately, making the scene suddenly chaotic.

Although their languages ​​are different, their eyes are very unified, revealing enthusiasm.

As the so-called rush to the doctor in a hurry, if it is not too urgent and repeated trials fail, no one will believe in such nonsense.

But on second thought, they seem to have nothing to lose.

Anyway, it's just being ridden, why not try it.

[Li Shen, help me! 】

[Ride us! 】

As the only existence among the summoned beasts that can speak human language, the parrot is undoubtedly the spokesperson.

"you……"

Li Pu was in a difficult situation at this time.

If it was changed to the past, he would definitely not have any scruples.

But look, what kind of summoned beasts are these.

Even lions and tigers.

How does a caterpillar ride?

And that kitchen knife that was already lying on its back, are you sure you won't turn into You Huo if you ride it?

"I think you still have to believe in science."

So he said no.

This kind of thing that has no basis at all, I'm afraid it's not a joke.

Song Pigeon and Speed ​​Elephant are definitely just a coincidence, he won't admit it.

"I also think everyone should be more sensible."

Qin Dui stepped forward to help speak out at the right time, dissuading all the beasts and said, "It is impossible for such outrageous things to happen in the world."

"Everything is about evidence."

"You didn't see what happened with your own eyes, did you?"

"Since the person concerned said no, then there must be no."

"I think it's better to disperse as soon as possible, and don't create chaos here."

After all, he has some status. After saying these words, the summoned beasts were unmoved, but the summoners were a little embarrassed.

Originally, they didn't want to participate in this matter, and felt very ashamed.

But those who came to the scene were all masters who couldn't beat their own summoned beasts.

Seeing the ashamed expressions of the crowd, Li Pu couldn't help but secretly gave Team Qin a thumbs up.

Good buddy, interesting enough.

[Kick! 】

But at this moment, a strange-looking turtle crawled out.

It is not very big with scales, just bigger than ordinary turtles.

But it has two heads, it is a double-headed turtle.

【Li Shen, now is the time to prove your divine power】

The parrot stood up again and explained.

[This is a hermaphroditic turtle! 】

Li Pu: "..."

He didn't expect this situation. Are these guys so well prepared?

"Oh, forget it."

After thinking for a while, he walked towards the two-headed turtle.

Let them die as soon as possible, and let yourself be quiet.

Ever since, he lightly stepped on the hard turtle shell with both feet.

Not to mention it is quite stable, it should be a good vehicle.

However……

next...

A miraculous scene happened.

[Kick vomit! 】

The two-headed turtle shivered and retched, and then its four eyes widened!

Li Pu was so frightened that he flicked his feet and quickly jumped off.

What did that chill mean just now? Is androgyny so magical and disgusting?

At this time, the two-headed turtle closed its eyes and carefully perceived its own situation, then stood up with both feet and kowtowed to him.

boom!

The heavy turtle body directly shook the ground three times.

【Successful? ! 】

[It's really a god! 】

[Irrefutable evidence is like a mountain! 】

The parrot's tone was full of shock.

Team Qin: "???"

Everyone: "???"

Li Pu: "???"

Just when he was about to open his mouth to defend, the surrounding time and space suddenly froze.

Exotic time has come.

also good.

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