I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me

Chapter 130: A fart, pitted a team

Gu Ye's mindless sentence, interpreted in confusion, "what does this sentence mean?"

Gu Ye smiled, "Go out and talk to you again.

Helpless, we can only hold our doubts to heart. At this time, the nurse was about to leave. It was a trouble, and she and her boyfriend were stunned. They were shocked and scared. They were in a bad mood. "Talk!"

Gu Yexin said, oh, I would die without my old lady, and you have to accompany someone for a life, how can you be his? Gu Ye couldn't help it at this time. "Auntie, you don't have any professional ethics. You really are not suitable for this business. If you don't resign, you should be out of luck."

Even though Gu Ye was wearing a mask, he could still see that he was in his twenties. He was not older than him, he was called an aunt, the nurse was frustrated enough, and his teeth fought back sharply.

"Oh, so horizontal?" Xie Cheng dug his mobile phone. "Call the police."

The nurse was so scared that she was too scared to speak, she glanced at them, and went away angrily.

Jie Xie said, "Which kind of girl is unlucky to marry?"

Gu Ye said disgustedly: "That's why I said that some medical staff are angels, and some are god, shit."

"Oh!" The two started to smirk, and Xie Cheng gave a smirk, and Gu Ye kicked him, too disgusting!

Doctor Qin was so angry that he chased the door and shouted, "Don't go, just follow me to the dean!"

"I'm off work, my uncle is off work, and I'm looking for another tomorrow." The nurse didn't turn his head back, obviously speaking without fear.

Dr. Qin stood at the door, holding his door in anger, hoping to crush the door panel, but still couldn't say anything. He turned back and took the old lady off the pocket of the medicine gown. He told the fat nurse, She had an infusion, and I'll make another list, use it tonight, and change to another medicine tomorrow, don't remember it wrong. "

Xiaofei Nu took out a book and made a memo, "You can rest assured, I remember."

Gu Ye whispered: "The doctor looked for the dean and he didn't get the results he wanted."

Said sympathy: "Every line is the same, the most difficult thing is to get involved. The doctor will lose his job if he can't do well."

Gu Ye saw Dr. Qin come over, shook his head, and said nothing. Many nurses start their internships from the bottom. The assessments in large and private hospitals may be more formal. Some small local hospitals can either perform well or be related, and many families have money. Only one hundred and twenty thousand people can stay. Some paid the money, bought the job, and it was not bad to go down to earth. It was all for life, and my parents also broke my heart. The fear is that this kind of relationship depends on the family, who is aggressive and does not treat the patient as a red envelope. When you are sick, you do n’t feel comfortable, but you also suffer.

Dr. Qin pressed his anger, came to see Shao Yinfan's situation, and slowly said: "Nothing serious, rest assured."

Shao Yinfan's parents relaxed a lot. Gu Ye saw here and looked at Xie Cheng. "The account is settled, let's go."

Xie Cheng would understand and explained the meaning. Auntie was embarrassed and hurriedly transferred the money. At this moment, Gu Ye saw Shao Yinfan's anger and immediately pulled it out, so that in half a year, Shao Yinfan would be like a normal person. Otherwise, his frail condition, he can't support it for three or five years, and he is often a ghost and often unlucky.

As soon as the yin was taken out, the thick black mass was large and Xie Cheng grinned. "It's a heavy yin. Normal people can make themselves like this, and they are also personal talents."

At this time, Shao Yinfan slowly opened his eyes. After the yin was gone, his heavy feeling disappeared, the big stone pressed on his chest was gone, and his breathing was much smoother. Feeling that someone was clasped above his head, he raised his eyes and saw Gu Ye, his face became difficult to look at once. He sat up and said angrily: "You two murderers! Hurry up! I don't want to see you!"

Shao Yinfan's parents were taken aback by his impatient, and the two quickly stopped, "Don't talk nonsense, two masters saved you, you can't help understanding."

"You killed her, you are all murderers! Get off!" Shao Yinfan hated red eyes and said indignantly: "They killed Xiaohui. If it weren't for them, Xiaohui would not go!"

Gu Ye gave a sneer and sang back the anger that had just been taken out. He wasn't a fool to scold him, but lay down without talking.

Xie Cheng also froze, "Sorry, the task I took was to drive away the ghost, without saying to remove his ghost, give us the balance, we left."

Shao Yinfan's mother grabbed them both at a loss, praying: "He doesn't make sense, he's nonsense, you two don't care about him, we will give you money."

Xie Cheng pulled away Auntie's hand and said lightly, "Auntie, our brother doesn't want to make any money on you."

Gu Ye Danmo said, "Keep it for your son to buy medicine, and we don't need it for one more point."

Shao Yinfan's mother saw that the two were really angry, and quickly dragged his son, "You're going to apologize to the master, Mom begged you, why are you so ignorant!"

Shao Yinfan stubbed his neck and was heavily covered, without energy. He said weakly: "They killed Xiaohui, and I apologize to them, then I really need to take medicine."

Gu Ye looked at Shao Yinfan coolly, and gave him only one sentence: "Xiaohui looks at you and is absolutely blind."

Xie Cheng pulled Gu Ye and turned away, "We don't need him to ask, he can help anyone who he wants to save, love to die."

"Master Gu!"

"Master Ji!"

The two old men chased out for a long time, and Gu Ye and Xie Cheng did not turn back. After the two went out, Gu Ye looked at Cheng Cheng and said seriously: "I said buddy, you are really poisonous, you will receive unpleasant work ... what happened to you today? "

Xie Cheng was exhausted. "You said that, I also think I'm poisoned."

Gu Ye seriously brainwashed him, "You're just poisonous, don't feel it, you are particularly poisonous!"

Xie admitted, "Okay, I'm poisonous, I'm sorry for you. Damn, this is unpleasant!" Xie Cheng pulled out his cell phone and told the group: "Just two days ago, the son fell in love with the ghost protagonist's list, It ’s finished today. If the aunt finds someone to take out his son ’s anger, no one can control it. The grandson himself blamed us, mother!

The group was dissatisfied: "Don't hit him? Pump him!"

"Who's the last name? Who's the blacklist?"

"Is it so awesome? Scolded Gu Ye?"

"I don't think he knows who Gu Ye is. Now Gu Ye needs to wear a mask when he goes out, for fear of being recognized."

"Ha ha ha ha so poor, was scared by the ghost grandma last time? Don't be afraid of the flowers, brothers protect you!"

The topic in the group was getting more and more crooked. Xie Cheng looked at Gu Ye's face and quickly said, "Don't make trouble, Gu Ye is also very good. He just took back the anger that he just took out."

All in the group are hahale, teasing: It is indeed Gu Ye's one, it is cruel!

Gu Ye sneered, and sent a password red envelope in the group: Gu Ye Dad, I was wrong orz

The group hesitated for three seconds: grab the red envelope!

The chat screen suddenly became harmonious, "Gu Ye Dad, I was wrong orz", Gu Ye hummed: Good boy, get up!

On the other side of the hospital, Shao Yinfan's mother said to her son angrily: "You are confused, you can't offend these masters if you offend anyone. If you do something to your back, you can't help it."

In fact, Shao Yinfan was also a little scared, and Li Li's inner voice said, "Ask them whatever you like to do."

His mother sighed. "It's such a child.

Shao Yinfan's father proposed: "Otherwise, it would be a crime to give someone more hardship."

His mother thought about it, and was right, and quickly made up another 20,000 yuan. I didn't expect it to be sent within a few seconds, and the contract was returned, and his mother said helplessly: "They don't accept it."

"It seems that this money is really not rare. I heard that many masters have a weird personality. Alas, this offends people. What can I do?"

"There is really no shortage of money. It is said that they drove the plane when they left."

Shao Yinfan's parents were worried. Shao Yinfan wanted to refute a few words, but he was getting tired, his eyelids were getting heavier, and he fell asleep.

Xie Cheng put his mobile phone in his pocket, and his heart was filled with heart: "A poor man is not short, and 20,000 is enough to buy a few thighs, and I do n’t want more."

Gu Ye raised his hand, "I'm not poor, I'm not rare."

Xie Cheng said, "I know, you don't need to give important tips. Lao Tzu is poor. Lao Tzu is jealous when he sees two thousand dollars, not to mention twenty thousand! Forget it, never mind. By the way, what you said What's the meaning of that sentence? What kind of Wang Yinsmith. "

Gu Ye smiled, "Have you heard of a local drama," Wallside Notes "?"

"Have not heard."

"The Wall Story" is about an old man who pulled his two sons together, but both of them were not filial. When they raised their fathers, they took turns. You raise half a month, I raise half a month, sometimes thirty a month. One day, the one who raised one day still feels wronged. For this, the brothers and sisters often make trouble.

One day, the boss sent his father to the door of the second child. The second child did not open the door, and the second brother didn't want to lead his father back. The two couples figured out a way to hold the father on the wall of the second child's house and pat his ass. gone.

The old man was seen by his good friend Wang Yinjiang, and the friend gave an idea, lying that the old man hid a treasure. Now the boss and the second child are rushing to raise their father, and they are filial to the father until he dies. Both brothers have to use the old man's words and ask where is the treasure?

When the old man was dying, he said infinitely with emotion: When he saw the wall, he thought of Wang Yinjiang.

When I looked at that family, I suddenly thought of "The Wall Head". The old lady was a mean-mouthed and certainly unpleasant. The old man may know what his wife is like, and what his son is like. He is afraid that his wife is unsupported, and he lied before he died. There is no fortune in their family. How can there be any treasure? "

After hearing a speechless face, he was still unable to speak up. The family managed to rely on lies to maintain their lives. The old lady was sad, and his son was sad.

"That's right," Xie Cheng suddenly remembered, "Would you like to go to the old lady who teaches Xiaohui to make a face, don't you have time to visit the ghost market?"

"Gotta go. Although the ghost market was scary before, it was also orderly. Now it is actually collecting people's skins. This method of encouraging crime is available." Gu Ye smiled: "I want to see which of the three grandchildren is so brave. "

Xie Cheng took care of Ye like this, it was like going to fight with people. In a ghost town, it sounds like normal people ca n’t go. He seriously said, "Just let's go. It's not safe for us, let's call someone at night. Let's go together. "

Every cell in Gu Ye's body refused, "I don't want to take them."

Xie Cheng said with a grin: "Going together, it's safe and lively, so it's decided."

The two talked as they walked to the subway station entrance. When they were about to go, they heard "Ouch", and they turned around and saw the nurse dressed up as a sprawling out of the hospital, just in time for the roadside for greening, and she also I don't know why it was so unlucky, I stepped on the water pipe and was sprayed with water.

Immediately after an ambulance drove over, the driver was in a hurry, pressed the water on the side of the road, and gave her a muddy water. She was a delicately dressed person, and now she has become a muddy chicken. I haven't looked at it.

"Well!" Xie Cheng couldn't help smirking. "The mud is not pleasing to her."

Gu Ye Lengheng said, "I said that she had no professional ethics. It would be unlucky to continue her career. She could not escape the police.

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At about 10 o'clock that night, Xie Cheng found eight people, and called Gu Yemin to join a ten-person team to the ghost market.

Ghost markets are similar to human markets, they sell things. Generally, there is one city in each city. The bigger the city, the ghost market may be larger, and the things are more complete. Smaller cities are smaller. There are some people who trade in ghosts. Anyway, there are all kinds of monsters, ghosts, and messes. This is like a market where the underground world is connected to the earth. Many masters of metaphysics will trade materials here.

Among this group of young people, the younger ones have not yet passed away. After all, only Gu Ye, his master, had thought that Gu Ye had been able to cultivate Gu Ye into a combat force like a tyrant when he was a child, for fear that he would be bullied after taking a breath. Normal people, no one is willing to take their little apprentice to the ghost market.

When you enter a ghost market, you will put on a mask and hide your popularity with your own methods. Is it a ghost? Which is a ghost? No one can tell, it is possible to be assassinated inside. A few masters of mystery are more curious about the ghost market, but they have also made perfect preparations, and each has his life-saving tools. The ghost city of the imperial capital is in a place called Laohuai Street, where the old Huaishu recruits Yin, and the people who touch the Huai word are inexplicable. This Huai word is an old ghost street without the wooden word. A group of people stood at the street and saw everything fresh. When they saw an old old locust tree on the side of the old hutong mouth, some people exclaimed, "This old locust tree is hundreds of years old, so thick. I can't hold it! "

Xie Cheng reminded the man: "Don't make a fool, you will be lost in a while! I'll tie you a rope."

"Yes, tether the child."

This person is the fan Xiao who loves to get lost. Because he looks so good and was almost taken by the zombie princess, a group of dads broke his heart. Gu Ye watched the other person was tied to a rope and asked curiously: Where can I buy one, my brother is missing one. "

"Taobao nineteen and nine free shipping."

"Group buying is cheaper."

Gu Ye wrote it down and bought it for his brother when he went back.

"Do n’t make trouble, are you serious, did you take the mask?" There is a slightly older master in his early thirties called Du Yue. When he sees the expressions of these silly brothers, he knows "I did n’t bring it, I ca n’t finish with you every day. I brought ten of them, and you get one."

Gu Ye took one out of his backpack, "I took it."

"That's good, hide the breath of the person in your body." Du Yue obviously has been here and has experience.

Gu Ye brought a grinning grimace, turned his head, and startled everyone, "Well, it feels so evil, where did you buy it?"

Gu Ye smiled, looked at their ordinary wooden masks, and felt that they were all low, "I inherited the heritage of my brother, is he handsome?"

"That Gu Ye?"

Gu Ye was less able to dodge, and several people rushed to touch him and touched several masks. "I feel closer to the idol."

Gu Ye couldn't help crying. "Why do you treat him like an idol?"

"He dared to fight with people at the age of seven or eight. He started to do tasks at the age of ten, and was able to turn the tide when the whole world of metaphysics was powerless, to save a city. Isn't he worthy of being an idol?"

Gu Ye froze and said helplessly: "Don't learn from him, you're all alive."

After Gu Ye said, without waiting for what they said, he went straight to the old locust tree and touched it with his hand, intending to open the ghost door. When he found it, he turned back and asked them, "Would you like to give yourself an inhuman atmosphere? It's ghost, evil, resentment, etc. I heard that the humans inside are most likely to be in danger and humans are the most vulnerable."

Everyone felt that it made sense, and they used their own methods to give themselves a breath that was not human, and then dressed Fan Xiao as a ghost servant.

Gu Yehan said with a smile: "Then I'll give myself a poke too, and stay away from me."

The people stepped back two steps subconsciously, and then saw Gu Ye patted the bag and laughed: "Brother Ghost, attach your evil spirits and ghosts to me, Lingling, Dad wants your resentment."

As soon as Gu Ye's voice fell, Gu Ye's murderous spirit and evil spirits rolled around him, instantly covering Gu Ye's whole body, because the murderous spirit was too strong, so that his head became black and red, the evil spirits were rolling, the ghosts were fierce, the bones were cold . Then, the resentment slowly melted into these breaths, Gu Ye's grinning grimace twisted, and everyone was startled.

Xie Cheng couldn't help but want to hit him, "Gu Ye, you are too much, you are like the ghost king now! Do you want to scare everyone in the ghost market to death? Can we be low-key?"

Gu Ye said arbitrarily, "I don't, but I'm the one who drives the plane when I go out, and I will go like this."

Gu Ye shook the sleeves of his coat, patted the ghost door, and walked forward in a big swing. Others had no choice but to go in behind Gu Ye. Today, I can understand how Gu Ye's willful name came, and this **** can't hold it up.

As soon as you entered the Ghost Gate, it was a different scene. The street became a large square with countless shops around. There were countless masked human figures on the square, where they could stand and sell. All of them. They sell clothes, animals, transport, and ghost servants. The people inside are tall, short, fat, and thin, and their stumps have broken arms. The breath on their bodies is mixed, and it has some breaths, which is scary.

This group of people saw Gu Ye walking in front of the team, and they were trembling with fear. Several little ghosts gave him a direct kneel. Gu Ye raised his chest and strode away. A group of weak spirits swaggered across the city, and a ghost was dragged away as a ghost servant. Is this the age of feudal superstition?

The people in the ghost city looked at Ye's eyes more scared: This is not only a big ghost, but also an old one!

Gu Ye came to a stall selling people's heads and asked, "What can you make on this side?"

The old ghost was terrified and hurried to reply: "Return to your question, you can make art and put it at home. There are heads for men and women, young and old, you can do whatever you want, you can also make an ashtray. Make a trash can and see what you ask for. "

Gu Ye figured out how much he would be beaten if he bought one for his father. Gu Sanshao silently gave up, throwing a few coins to the old ghost, Gu Ye asked: "Inquire with you, where is there a seller of leather lanterns?"

When the old ghost saw the money, his eyes lighted up, and he dared not reach out to pick it up, and hurriedly said, "There are several people selling leather lanterns. Which one are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for an old lady."

"Where you go, she has a facade, and a red lantern hangs at the door. You can see it there."

"Okay, I see. Let's do business."

"Thank you!" The old ghost quickly picked up the money and thanked Ded for bowing several times to Gu Yeju. Gu Ye swaggered forward, explaining that they followed, just like a escort.

The people in the team wondered, "Is Gu Ye really coming here for the first time? I see him familiar with it, just like visiting the vegetable market."

"Shh!" Du Yue reminded: "It's not too dangerous in this square. Those who have shops are old guys. Don't be distracted, pay close attention to Ye."

When the species on the street saw Gu Ye, they avoided each other from a distance, scared by his breath and scared to approach.

Following the direction of the old ghost who sold the head, Gu Ye came to the shop where the red lanterns were hanging, and saw an old lady in black clothes with white flowers on her head and a pale face, sitting at the door without expression , Holding a piece of human skin in her arms, sewing something. Seeing Gu Ye stop, she turned her eyes slowly, stood up slowly, and said politely, "What do you want to buy?"

Gu Ye said coldly, "I heard that the human skin lanterns you make here are the best. Give me twenty."

Xie Cheng is behind Gu Ye and just want to hit him. What are you doing with so many things? Which dad is for you?

The old lady's face suddenly smiled, "Please come and see, my wife has dozens of styles here, which one do you want?"

Gu Ye entered the door, looked around the shop, and asked, "Is it really human skin?"

"Absolute fidelity. You can feel it. The elasticity is a hundred times better than that of other stores. This is made of girl's skin. The skin is like gel, you can feel it."

Gu Ye didn't raise her hand and asked with a smile, "Old lady, don't you remember me?"

The old woman tentatively said, "Oh, my wife is awkward, I didn't recognize you, have you been here before?"

Gu Yedan said, "I came here thirty years ago."

"Oh, my memory is getting better and better, I really don't recognize it, sorry for you."

Gu Ye sneered, "I bought you ninety-nine human skin lanterns at that time, and you didn't hand in the goods by the due date. Have you forgotten?"

"Oh ... oh! I remember, I'm really sorry for you!" The old lady's expression suddenly dawned on her, and he quickly apologized, "You look more powerful now, my wife is really clumsy, sorry for you, today Of these twenty, I give you a 20% discount, which is considered a penalty. "

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes and determined that he was not mistaken. He said calmly: "Good to say, I heard you told other ghosts that this man's face is made of a face, and I'll check you on it."

The old lady really couldn't see what Gu Ye was doing. As for Gu Ye's story of thirty years ago, she didn't know. After being stunned by Gu Ye, she quickly said, "Don't listen to those Humanely said, I am an old woman, how can I have that courage? "

Gu Ye nodded, "I don't dare you." Gu Ye looked at the other person's face and smiled, "Close the door."

Everyone who comes with Gu Ye knows that Gu Ye was just talking. Thirty years ago, Gu Ye and his elder brother were not born yet. Where did Gu Ye come from?

When they heard that the door was closed, they immediately closed the door, two people leaning on the door panel, one left and one right. Gu Ye grabbed the old lady's neck by one hand, and the pressure of blood on her body passed, scaring the other party without any resistance. Gu Ye looked at her face and finally saw the mystery, tearing the skin off her face.

Everyone widened their eyes in surprise, and saw the old lady turned into a man in his fifties!

Gu Ye had a human skin in his hand. This face was also fake!

Gu Ye hung the human skin on his finger, turning around in circles, proudly said, "Say! Where is the original boss? Where did you get it?"

The male boss was dismantled, and he was afraid: "She quit more than 20 years ago, she was reborn, and she sold the shop to me."

Gu Ye asked, "Where do you human skin come from?"

"bought."

"Where did you buy it?" Gu Ye wrapped his neck around him, speaking slowly, but revealing a lot of murderous power. "If you don't say it, you will be killed."

Gu Ye ’s anger was so scary, the boss said, “I took it, and it was sold, so I bought it.”

"Fart! Obviously you collect it, and let them go to cut the skin! Little Chengzi, open him up and hang him!"

Xie Cheng: "... Yes!"

The boss was frightened, "rare life! I dare not, I really dare not! I just want to make some money!"

Xie Cheng looked at the other side, and said rudely, "Did you know that this is the crime that caused ghosts to commit crimes? They have all gone to peel, and are there any beautiful girls on the earth? What to do if there is no object?"

"Yeah, no object, who do you want to kill! Kill him!"

"The point! The point is to induce crime!"

"You don't lose your heart to make this money? Kill him! Let his soul fly!"

The boss knelt down and was frightened. "Masters, let your life go. I have just died 50 years ago, so I managed to buy this shop. With the prestige of the former boss, you all blew up your hands. Yes. A small guarantee, I will give you money every month! Give your life! "

Just as the boss was begging for mercy, he heard a bang at the door.

Fan Xiao put a fart, a smell on people.

The ghost boss froze in his place, then his face turned blue, and his eyes stood up with red eyes: "You guys, are you ?!"

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