I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me

Such things as "planing graves" will not be done by metaphysicalists, and there will be a kind of unyielding posture. No matter what you say, I won't go.

Gu Ye asked seriously: "Is it a brother?"

"Yes."

"Then why don't you go?"

Difficult to resolve, "Planing a grave is not a human officer, everything else will accompany you, planing a grave will not work."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes. "My brother is happy."

Xie Cheng was stunned, "Your brother is out of breath, when will he tell you that he is happy?"

Gu Yetan spread his hands, "Yeah, everyone's soul is gone. What's the use of leaving an empty grave? What other virtues can be damaged?"

After explaining the words, I thought about it and said, "No, I can't plan a grave."

Gu Ye grabbed him, "I have taught you my inner secrets, am I to your brother? You go home with me now, and now you call my father and mother, you are my fifth child."

Xie Cheng said silently, "Don't make a fuss, who is the best of us? Anyway, let me call you brother, am I crazy?"

Gu Ye Leng lowered his face, "Don't go?"

"Don't go."

"I kidnapped you, would you go?"

"you……"

Gu Ye sneered, "Take a friend like me, you've lost blood mold for eight lives, and left at night. Squat him tonight, take it away tomorrow morning, and go to Huai Xincheng."

Xie Cheng drew a corner of his mouth and laughed angrily, "Gu San'er, be a person!"

Gu Ye smiled and left, and closed the door to Xie Cheng, "Be a man, huh! I have died once, and I do whatever I want."

Xie Cheng saw Ye Li sitting by his window, and it looked like he really had to guard him tonight, but he sent a message to Yu Xuan: Brother Yu, you control your little ancestor, he is going to plan the grave.

Yu Ze: What's going on?

Xie Cheng: His Gua Pan is broken. He has to go to Huai Xincheng to plan a grave and dig his brother's one. His brother's grave is also a Gua Pan.

Yu Ze frowned and called Gu Ye: "Are you going to Huai Xincheng?"

Gu Ye had high toes, and one of Lao Tzu's tops in the world. The others were shit. I was a domineering aura who did whatever he wanted. As soon as I heard Yu Ze talking, the aura immediately fell to the bottom of the valley. Alas, but the resolution will not go with me. "

Yu Zeyi listened to his grievances, and spoke like a coquettish, immediately coaxed him: "Let's buy, buy well, buy antique treasure, buy ten."

Gu Ye was unhappy, "No, that's our martial arts thing, it works well."

Yu Ze coaxed, "Must use it?"

Gu Ye nodded, with a serious face, and pitiful, "must."

Yu Ze immediately lost his principle, "I'll go with you."

"No, you are too busy. You have to make money to support me, and let Jie Cheng accompany me."

"When are you coming back?"

"Three days."

After Yu Ze hung up the phone, he immediately told Xie Cheng: "If he wants to go, just go with him."

Xie Cheng was stunned. "Brother Yu, are you crazy? The beauty is wrong, you can't get used to him like that!"

Yu Ze said coldly and proudly: "This is supposed to be his thing. His brother is no longer there. No one cherishes it when he is alive. He does n’t need to worship after death. ,Ominous."

Xie Cheng didn't understand the meaning, but just thought, "You are worse than him!"

Yu Ze said faintly: "You go with him, I will take care of your master."

There is no way to relieve him. "Okay, both of you are crazy. I will sacrifice my lunatics."

After a while, Yu Ze told Gu Ye: "Bao, I have bought a round-trip ticket for you, pay attention to safety."

Gu Ye said happily: "Love you, I'll send you a message at any time, call."

Yu Ze smiled, "Good."

Early the next morning, Gu Ye knocked on the door of Xie Cheng and said arrogantly: "Go, go with your brother to ask the owner of the haunted house for money, and then go to grave."

Xie Cheng: "... Do you usually talk to Brother Yu, too?"

Gu Ye straightened up the pole and said proudly: "Nonsense, I am the head of the family."

Xie Cheng admired his thumb, a real man.

Wang Xueliang heard that Gu Ye was leaving, and quickly took out the prepared bank card. "Master Gu, I can start business now."

Gu Ye took the card and wrote the password on the back, "Yes, you can start business now, she apologized to you and interrupted the haunted house business."

Wang Xueliang was flattered and hurriedly said: "No need to apologize, just go, just don't come back."

Gu Ye laughed, it was true that he could never return.

"Are you still broadcasting?"

"Live live, just started eating this bowl of rice, you can't take it." Wang Xueliang said embarrassingly: "But there isn't so much time, sometimes live broadcast only half a month."

"Taught me."

"what?"

Gu Ye said earnestly: "I want to open a live broadcast room, I want to broadcast live."

Wang Xueliang stunned in surprise, and laughed: "It's very good, just apply for an account. Now you can log in directly with your Weibo account. You can get a room name, and you will be notified in advance on Weibo. Your fans are many There must be many people in the live broadcast room. "

Gu Ye nodded and learned.

Wang Xueliang asked curiously, "What are you going to broadcast?"

Gu Ye smiled, "I tell them ghost stories."

Wang Xueliang smiled and held a sentence: "Master Gu must be hot when telling ghost stories."

"Thank you." Gu Yehan waved his hand with a smile, got on the car and left. He had to put the car back before taking a taxi to the airport. Of course, Xie Cheng couldn't let the run away.

On the way, Gu Ye told Xie Cheng: "This time, people paid 60,000 yuan, and I will transfer you 30,000 yuan later."

Xie Cheng once again sighed: "A lot! There is a feeling of development!"

Gu Ye advised him, "You deposit money in the account of your master or your brother. They hold it for you, and you can save more money."

Xie Chengfu, don't remind him of his poor life, "In other words, you just said live broadcast, what do you want to broadcast live?"

"Come back and talk about it now. There are so many people broadcasting on the Internet now. There are all kinds of styles. I tell ghost stories and some people should also watch it. Now that the quality of the people has improved, but the cognition is not yet in place. I do n’t know what the consequences of my onlookers are for others. I want to tell some stories to make them realize something they do n’t care about. ”

"Yes," Xie Cheng said with a smile. "If there is a fight, boss, please call me a guest."

Gu Ye is speechless, you are crazy.

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Before getting on the plane, Xie Cheng worshiped at the airport. "Bless you, go out and follow Conan Gu Ye, don't worry."

Gu Ye kicked him, and followed him, "Papa Yan and Master are up. Bless me to go out with Jie Cheng, the poisonous man. Do n’t be unlucky."

The two disliked each other for a long time and got on the plane together. It was midnight when they arrived in the Huai New City. At the hotel, Gu Ye called the errand brother the next day and bought two hoees. He happily urged the release. lead the way. When the taxi driver heard that they were going to the mountain outside the city, they looked at the tools in their hands and did not want to carry them.

Gu Ye's face was sincere, and he scratched his head with a clever expression: "Brother, let's go to the mountain to dig bamboo shoots, then you will send us."

The driver's look at the eyes of the two of them immediately changed from being guarded to looking at the little fool. "The bamboo shoots are only found in spring. How can there be bamboo shoots now?"

"No matter, we'll dig the bamboo shoots anyway." Gu Ye was dressed neatly and smiled like a big boy who didn't know the world's suffering, unlike the bad guys who want to be evil, the driver just let them get in the car and pull them When I came to the mountain, I told them kindly: "There is no bamboo shoots this season.

Gu Ye picked up his hoe, thanked his elder brother, and slowly walked up the mountain with his hoe. Gu Ye was annoyed for a while. "Why bury in the mountain and run so far, I'm tired of going up."

"What nonsense, do you want to bury in the square if you don't bury the mountain? At first, my master, they meant burying in the mountain, just to see the Huai Xincheng. This is the city he saved, so he looked at it with confidence."

Gu Ye said "Hehe", "He probably didn't want to see it, he was tired of watching it."

The mountain is not high, but the road to the mountain is narrow and steep. To get up at an old age, it takes not only physical strength, but also courage. Gu Ye thought as he walked, Qiao Qiao said that a woman was sitting in front of his tomb, and she was not too young. What kind of mentality did the other party go up to? Gu Ye shook his head, unwilling to think again, and asked Xie Cheng with a smile, "This mountain Feng Shui is pretty good."

Jie Cheng said with an ugly face: "My master, they are looking for a treasure of Feng Shui."

"Okay. You don't have to look so dignified, there will be no retribution, and it won't hurt your ethics. I can still harm you?" Gu Ye said as he walked, "I'll invite you to eat well when you go back For food, Huai Xin Cheng is a historic city. What do we want to eat? "

"I want to eat seafood."

"Eat! What are you expensive for?"

Xie Cheng suddenly became happy. He pulled Gu Ye to crawl and reached the top of the mountain soon. The two went up to see each other, and they were both frightened. Just in front of the tombstone, a man in a white suit stood with his hands on his back, facing the tombstone. He couldn't see any expression. From the back, he felt a little lost.

Before Gu Ye felt that it was too strenuous to plan his grave, he wondered, who is this man?

Hearing someone coming up, the man turned around and nodded to the two of them, saying "Hello!"

The other's tone was awkward. Gu Ye raised an eyebrow. "Japanese?"

"Yes, Master Tuyumen. Master named Mingna."

This name feels a bit familiar. Gu Ye didn't remember where he had heard it before. He looked at each other. He was in his twenties, he had good facial features, his face was cold, and he looked at the gas field. "My name is Gu Ye, you Run so far to worship my brother? "

"Your name is Gu Ye?" Ming was a little hesitant and looked at the words Gu Ye on the tombstone. "You ..."

Gu Ye smiled: "This is my brother, you must have come here to ask for something, and what you want to say is the same, I am his brother."

The other side looked at Gu Ye carefully. Even though he tried to hide, Gu Ye could still see the war intention of the other side. Gu Ye smiled and said, "You came to him for a discussion, but unfortunately he is dead."

"Yes, I came to fulfill the agreement thirteen years ago. I lost to him thirteen years ago. When I went back, I studied hard and studied hard. I never expected to return to him when he came back."

Gu Ye still didn't remember who the other party was, but it didn't affect his acceptance of the challenge. Gu Ye patted his chest, "It's okay, find me! He will, I will, you can't beat my brother, you can't beat me."

If other things break down, I will stop fighting. As soon as I hear a fight, the break up will also interest me. I am excited and say, "Yes, he will be better than his brotherhood."

Gu Ye asked, "Where is it?"

The other party was stunned, saying that the master of Chinese metaphysics did not like fighting and cultivated self-cultivation, but he met all those who were combative. "Since your brother is gone, it is the same as you. I had an appointment with him and he If you lose, follow me back to Japan. If I lose, my **** is called dad. "

Gu Ye clapped his hands and remembered!

"You lost, I do n’t need you to call my dad. After returning, do n’t say I bully foreign friends," Gu Ye dangled his sleeves. "I heard my brother say you, you have n’t fought him, you have n’t After winning him, the summoned **** was slapped and cried, right? "

Gu Ye was so straightforward about his previous affair, and Ming's face couldn't be hung up.

Xie Cheng whispered: "Do you really know?"

Gu Ye explained: "He had challenged my master with his master before, and then his master lost to my master, he lost to my brother, and he will lose to me 13 years later. This is probably the fate. "

The solution is speechless. Where can you be confident that you can do it?

Gu Yeaoran said: "When I finish grave grave, I will compare with you, let me trouble you."

Ming didn't know what he wanted to do, so he just hid. Gu Yexuan wanted to go up and Xie Cheng grabbed him. "In this cemetery, ordinary people come up and there is nothing to worship, but if you move this tomb, you will touch the formation, one by one."

Gu Ye disgusted, "What are you doing so many times? There is no treasure in it, it's just a hexagram. It won't work, and it won't work to dig it out."

"How many people did your brother offend during your lifetime? Do you have any idea? In the beginning, I was afraid that your brother's enemies would dig the grave, so my master was so wasteful."

Gu Ye smiled. "It's not necessary. This is an empty grave. He is not in it. Everyone's spirits are scattered. It doesn't make sense to do these things."

Xie Cheng sighed, "Master, they feel they owe your brother."

"No one owes anyone, God loves him very much. I know how to make this formation, and you let it go."

Xie Cheng can not rest assured, "This is a joint work of several masters, you be careful."

Gu Yeaoran said: "Let's say this, Sanqi Liuyi Yin Yangyang, Qinglong Tiandi Erjifang, Twelve Zodiac Jijishu, Eight Doors and Three Conclusions Kunlun ..."

Xie admired, "You all can?"

Gu Ye smiled. "Sloppy."

Xie Cheng cold face, "Why do you tease me?"

Gu Ye smiled: "I do have some, but I haven't gotten to the point where I am proficient. I have to specialize in surgery. I have to admit it. But I broke the line and never was so troublesome, Brother Ghost, Tsing Yi, Li Ye, came out. Gu Ye held a spell in his hand, "Add ghosts, protect ghosts, and strengthen ghosts." Gu Ye gave them three blessings. During the daytime, the ghosts on the shady mountain billowed and scared away countless birds. Gu Ye Holding his finger, he frowned: "Smash!"

Xie Cheng was startled, "You are crazy, so many masters have worked hard to protect your brother!"

"No," Gu Yeaoran said: "No one cares when you are alive, and you do n’t need to remember others after you die, smash!"

Xie Cheng heard him say something similar to Yu Ze. For a while, his mood was complicated, and his spirits were swept away. The formation was violently demolished by three ruthless people who did not know what the mercy was, and several people were pressed on the stone. Hey, the small tree in the middle of the array has grown to twenty centimeters thick, and I do n’t know who was killed by it. There is no wind on the top of the mountain. At this time, it is flying sand and stones. Fortunately, there are no ordinary people here, otherwise they will be fainted. In the past, I had to doubt the monsters in the mountains.

After all five formations were destroyed by violence, Gu Ye took a **** and started to dig the grave by himself.

Seeing this step, Xie Cheng couldn't help it, holding a **** to help Gu Yepiao. After a while, the tombstone was pushed down, and an ashes was dug out from it. After Gu Ye hugged out, he smiled and said, "It's quite high-end."

Xie Cheng's mouth twitched, "Hurry up!"

Gu Ye put the urn on the ground, rubbed his hands, opened it, and took out a red hexagram plate from inside. Gu Yexin hugged it with his sleeves, happily raised it high, and the sun shone. Hong Yan, Gu Ye said excitedly: "Execution! Look! The treasure passed down by my master, isn't she pretty?"

Xie Cheng nodded, "This coquettish color really suits you."

Gu Ye hugged in his arms, and his heart felt a feeling of being filled instantly, warm, "It's good, this weight is comfortable to use."

Xie Cheng said helplessly: "Hurry to bury your brother's ashes, and this tombstone will be filled back for your brother."

"No," Gu Ye drew the tombstone into the pit, "seeing this tombstone felt unlucky and buried."

Xie Cheng said angrily: "Don't you make trouble, okay? The dead is big."

Gu Ye insisted: "No, buried, we have the tradition of the teacher, and help quickly, buried."

Xie Cheng could not bury him, so he had to bury it. When he had finished burying the soil, he bowed and bowed and worshiped.

Gu Ye pulled straight at the corner of his mouth, still feeling unlucky.

Mingna saw here and came solemnly, "Is this also your local custom? I saw a report that there is a place in Huaxia where a tree burial is carried out. After a person dies, he hangs on the tree and picks up the bones six months later. , Buried, the customs are amazing. "

Gu Ye was almost amused, and said earnestly: "This is just the rule of our sect, the apprentice digs the grave and inherits the inheritance. Don't try to plan the graves of others, otherwise you will be killed."

Ming said earnestly: "Thank you for reminding me, I took note."

Gu Yezhen couldn't help smirking, but he really believed, "Okay, now I'm done, what do you want to compare?"

After seeing Gu Ye's ability just now, Ming Na dispelled the idea of ​​competing with him now, "Tomorrow evening, I will be in this place."

"Okay," Gu Yexiao said, "you go back and prepare well, don't lose too ugly, go back and explain to your master."

Xie Cheng pulled Gu Ye away. "You must also prepare when you go back. Don't lose, you can't afford to lose this person."

Gu Ye said, "I've seen the face of defeat without fighting in his face."

After they got down the mountain, they finally got a taxi and returned to the hotel. What they didn't expect was that they met Minna again and they stayed in a hotel. Gu Yemei glared at him. "This is really a fate. For such a fate, I will give you a gossip, be careful at night, you have a **** disaster tonight, be careful."

Ming's eyes flashed, his head bowed slightly, and he said politely, "Thank you."

Gu Ye and Xie Cheng took a step first, and Xie Cheng whispered: "I feel that this boy is not only looking for your brother to come to our country, he has other things."

Gu Ye said, "We don't care, as long as we don't die in our country."

"Why did you help him just now?"

"Again, the death of an international friend in Huaxia has had a bad impact on us. At that time, there will be artificial rumors saying that you have a bad law and order in China and the people's lives are not happy. Then take the opportunity to find something and fight a commercial war or something." Gu Ye Suspiciously said: "I don't want to look at that kind of mental retardation."

Xie Chengwenyan nodded. "What you said makes sense, so in order to celebrate that you can talk, let's have a good lunch at noon. I want to eat two pounds of prawns."

"Leave! Brother takes you to eat!" Gu Ye was holding his lost and recovered Gua Pan, and happiness was about to float. "Is there enough for two? Not enough for eight, brother is rich, I will not take you to a five-star hotel." In one lap, you don't know what my father is Gu Decheng! "

Xie Cheng drew his mouth and finished, Gu Ye went crazy.

Huai Xincheng is a famous historical city. They ate enough at noon, walked around the city in the afternoon, went to several famous tourist attractions, and took a few photos. Gu Ye would carry his bag wherever he went, not on the back, but on his chest, holding his bag in his hands, like carrying a baby. The solution can be seen, he has so many things in his bag, and he is not afraid to lose everything. Only this Gua Pan, he is afraid of losing, really Gu Ye's heart is good.

Gu Yemei passed the photo to Yu Zezi and laughed: "I thought I would have a lot of emotions when I returned to this city. I did not expect that I would watch the scenery here calmly like a passerby and appreciate the humanities here. , I didn't feel uncomfortable at all. "

He heard such words, Yu Ze was relieved, Gu Ye really let go.

"When you're on vacation, I'll take you out for a walk, buy you a manor, build a racetrack, and then build a racing circuit. You can play whatever you want."

Gu Ye smiled and said, "Okay, you should try hard to make money and buy it for me."

Xie Cheng looked at a small ornament and called Gu Ye to come and take a look. He yelled twice and found that Gu Ye was still on the video call. Xie Cheng was tired. No matter when, the companions discriminated against single dogs.

The two had enough fun, ate some snacks in the street for dinner, and returned to the hotel. Gu Ye smiled and reminded Xie Cheng: "I have a lively look tonight, and I let Ye Li tell you when I find it."

Xie Cheng looked at him so badly, "It won't be the Yin Yang Master ..."

"Shh!" Gu Ye whispered, "Don't say it, it won't work."

Xie Cheng rolled his eyes, and Shente said it would not work.

Soon, the night enveloped the entire Huai Xin City, and it was cold. At midnight, a layer of white mist descended from the sky, and the quiet Huai Xin City was like a fog.

Gu Ye sleeping Zheng Xiang was pushed by someone. He opened his eyes vigilantly and listened to the sound of "Da Da Da" outside the window. Gu Ye blinked, and in the mood of watching the lively, let night leave Wake up Xie Cheng quickly, the excitement came.

Gu Ye got out of bed, stretched out a finger, and quietly pulled open the slit, and saw a purple-black child's head flying in the air, all the limbs under his neck were absent, and a string of intestines was tethered below. The sound of "Da Da Da" is the sound of the teeth trembling when the child's head flies.

Gu Ye was excited, "It's really exciting."