I Really Didn’t Want to Be Famous

"puff!"

"what's the situation?"

"Er Gouzi's fairy tale collection has been snatched up by grandpas and aunts? Can't children and parents buy it?"

"This……"

"Don't talk about parents and children, even people in our Ergouzi Association didn't buy it..."

"This is too exaggerated? Don't tell me that grandpas and aunts also read fairy tales? Besides, it makes no sense, and you said it's normal to buy one and two, but you can buy ten and twenty at once. Sweeping, you... stealing money is not so outrageous, right?"

"Yeah, incomprehensible, these great grandparents..."

"..."

December 1st.

No one would have imagined such a cheating situation in "Lu Yuan's Fairy Tales".

The 100,000 copies of books that were originally planned to be sold in one day were all snapped up by the grandparents!

One morning before the time arrived, Xinhua Bookstores in various parts of China were sold out. If it weren't for the sample books to be forced to not sell, it is estimated that the sample books of Xinhua Bookstore would have disappeared.

Who can think of this?

If it weren't really in life, everyone would think this thing was illusory.

Are these uncles and aunts controlled by others?

Some of the late children and parents have mixed feelings, and their emotions are slightly out of control.

They lined up for a long time, but they were told that they didn't get it today. If you want to, please come to line up early tomorrow morning.

How can you make them stand this?

Several people even quarreled with the uncle and aunt.

but……

"Why can't we buy Lu Yuan's books? Does he have a rule that we can't buy them? We can't have innocence? What's wrong with our fairy tales? We pay, and we are consumers too! If you want to buy books, you can't go early Come in line?"

"..."

The uncle and aunt made them speechless at the plausible words.

Holding a book is like holding a baby.

Moreover, you can't be too mad at them when you look at their old appearance.

In case they are angry, hey, you still can't make sense.

……………………………………

"You have such a good relationship with Lu Yuan, you must give me ten signed books of Lu Yuan's first edition, you know?"

"..."

Your uncle is your uncle after all.

After Zhou Shuai received an entrusted call from his 90-year-old grandfather in his hometown, he felt a sense of cheating.

He used to think this sentence was nothing, but now he understands the meaning of this sentence very deeply and thoroughly.

In the morning, the grandfather and aunt didn't say anything. It seemed outrageous to line up to buy Lu Yuan's "Lu Yuan's Fairy Tales", but in fact, there was really nothing to say.

once……

Lu Yuan once published a book called "The Story of Wukong".

Zhou Shuai didn't know if he didn't investigate, he was taken aback when he investigated.

then……

He was in a daze, he was dazed!

He got it.

The original price of "Wukong Biography" was more than 20 yuan. At this moment, the first officially signed version of the book has been sold for 100,000 yuan.

In particular, the first ten numbered books at this moment have already reached a terrifying price of 500,000!

Moreover, it is still the kind that has a price but no market on the Internet.

In other words, if you have half a million, you can't buy the first edition of "Wukong Biography" originally priced at more than 20 yuan by Lu Yuan.

And, who is the winner of the top ten books?

Among them are Yanjing's newly retired grocery shopping aunt, among them, the old man who has nothing to do, and who is holding a fan in the park and bragging, and...

Anyway!

This group of people are almost becoming god-like figures in the sunset red group.

Before they retired, they had nothing to do, and they boasted about their glorious deeds when they were young, and then when they bought the "Wukong Biography", they said all day that this "Wukong Biography" is so awesome and awesome. , Lu Yuan’s autograph alone was a sky-high price, and then he said how accurate his vision was before, and how he had the idea of ​​investing. If it weren’t for getting older now, there must be one of them in the top five hundred of China’s richest list...

Everyone didn’t take it seriously before, but when "The Legend of Wukong" suddenly appreciated in the market at an extremely exaggerated price, the following grandpas and aunts were all envy and hate...

He was so jealous that he even felt unhappy to dance square dancing.

Sunset is magnificent?

Such a comparison is infinitely good!

Is this person more angry than others?

Five hundred thousand...

What an unforgettable opportunity this is!

Then, they regretted that they had missed this opportunity, and some of their bowels were regretful.

Later...

Lu Yuan is getting more and more powerful, and his reputation in the world is getting more and more famous. Seeing the old men who bought the first edition of "The Legend of Wukong", they are so terrified that they can't wait to blow them up. They are more envious and jealous. I regret it even more!

Why didn't I have this vision at the beginning?

More than twenty dollars? Can I afford it?

Run to line up in the early morning?

Can I not be able to line up because of my bones?

Take a look at the pretense of the old man next door. The old man who used to be unnoticed is now a big investment crocodile in the community. All the old men and women are all around him...

The more I look, the more angry!

In this state, when they heard that Lu Yuan was suddenly going to publish a book of "Lu Yuan's Fairy Tales", and there were only a hundred randomly signed books in the first batch, could they calm down?

The soul of the whole person is burned by the flame, okay?

So?

Without a word, many aunts and grandpas didn't even sleep after getting the news, and queuing up to the local Xinhua Bookstore apart from anything else.

You say fairy tales?

What about fairy tales? As long as you have Lu Yuan’s label and Lu Yuan’s signature, this is a hard-fought heirloom, okay?

Tears fell from those who knew the truth.

Although Zhou Shuai didn't shed tears, he still had to sigh with emotion that the Chinese grandfathers and aunts are the most difficult existence.

Can you still play like this?

………………………………

The afternoon of October 12.

The chess and card rooms in various districts of China are full of grandparents.

Then, from time to time, there were bursts of exclamations as if winning the jackpot!

There is always one person among the grandfathers and aunts holding a brand-new signed book that has become the focus of everyone's attention.

Of the 100,000 books, there are only 100 autographs.

This is much more exaggerated than the previous "Wukong Biography".

This thing is like playing a lottery ticket. It is the lucky man who can get the autograph.

This thing doesn't have to be hyped, and the absolute appreciation of the 100 autographs in the future will rise to make people jealous.

online……

The price of the first batch of "Lu Yuan's Fairy Tales" signed books has been released.

It is now 200,000 for the time being!

Two hundred thousand!

Special...

Buy it and earn it!

Jealous.

Of course, there are still many grandparents in the community who did not get the signature book, but although they did not buy it, when they heard that the neighboring community, or the neighboring town, the grandma, after the aunt became lucky, this group People are not calm.

Then they plan to continue to get up and go in line tomorrow to grab another wave, and they don’t know who has spread the rumor that there are still fifty key signature books of Lu Yuan...

Key signature book...

What does this mean?

Make a fortune, okay!

Chinese netizens never dream that "Lu Yuan's Fairy Tales" will become a commodity that everyone is chasing for!

The first people who benefited turned out to be grandpas and aunts.

Moreover, it has nothing to do with the content of the book...

This is very cheating.

Foreign netizens have also seen so much uproar on the Huaxia Network. They think this is not fake news.

After all, they are okay there, and they have never heard of them coming up early to line up.

Oh.

Well, the overseas version of "Lu Yuan's Fairy Tales" hasn't officially launched yet!

and many more?

Grandparents start to stare at the news of major bookstores in the United States every day. What does it mean that a sense of crisis is coming?

………………………………

"What? There will be fifty key signature books tomorrow? Why don't I know, where did this rumor come from?"

"..."

The evening of December 1st.

When "the second batch of 50 key signature books" appeared on the Internet and became more and more popular, Lu Yuan was shocked.

There are noses and eyes in this rumor, as if staying beside Lu Yuan.

If it hadn't been for Lu Yuan to know that he did not have fifty key signature books, he would even believe it himself.

What's going on?

Who the **** is making the hype here? Isn't this pitting grandpa and aunts? Moreover, people who really want to buy books and want to read fairy tales can't buy them, and people who don't read stories buy a lot.

This thing is very rigid.

Moreover, public opinion made out of nothing on the Internet is getting stronger.

Some things that Lu Yuan hadn't said have been made headlines.

Lu Yuan was at a loss.

"President Lu."

"Ok……"

"I plan to limit the sales of "Lu Yuan's Fairy Tales". Each person can only buy one copy with his ID card. In addition, I will also restrict the age level of the book. Mr. Lu, what do you think?"

"Well, this is okay, you guys look at the promotion arrangement!"

"Well, Mr. Lu, it is reasonable to say that "Lu Yuan's Fairy Tales" is selling better and better, which is beneficial to us, but as soon as these uncles and aunts came in to make trouble, they disrupted all our previous arrangements. The focus is on how much the book is worth, not on the value of the content of the book itself. This is not good for "Lu Yuan's Fairy Tales" to go to the world...Moreover, the age of this group of grandparents is really very large. In the middle of the night, rushing over to line up, if there is any bad news, it will be very bad..."

"Okay, all right!"

………………………………

"what!"

"You guys are stupid, right? You don't want to make money anymore?"

"Do you look down on our sunset red old man? You are discrimination, you know? You are discrimination!"

"We are brawny, who gave you the right!"

"I hope you withdraw this rule and don't let us sue you!"

"Yes! Don't let us sue you!"

"You are a crime of discrimination!"

"Why not let us buy? We are happy to..."

"Yes, we are not easy to mess with, do you look down on us?"

"..."

"..."

When these regulations were uniformly published on the official Weibo websites of China Publishing House and major bookstores, a bunch of noisy grandfathers and aunts were not happy!

It is incredible to everyone that when the major bookstores opened the next morning, they were not greeted by clients, but by a few righteous lawyers.

Ok!

This group of old people hired a few lawyers, and they said that the organizers discriminated against these vulnerable groups, insulted their personality, and even committed fraud, and they wanted to send them a lawyer's letter...

The staff were dumbfounded.

Lu Yuan was also dumbfounded when he saw the news.

Why did I mess with these grandparents?

This……

What are you going to do?