I Really Didn’t Want to Be Famous

Life needs to be managed, and Toutiao also needs to be managed.

"On the difference between the crew and the crew, Lu Yuan vs. Shen Lianjie?"

"Shen Lianjie: I never treat any actor with me wrong. This can be seen from the box lunch. I am not as stingy as someone."

"Will Lu Yuan crew members have riots due to the lunch incident? Will they delay filming?"

"Five blocks away, with the same box lunch supplier, the crew's food is different!"

"Shen Lianjie appealed to some people to be nice to the actors below him..."

"The cost of the box lunch of the groundhog crew is actually only seven yuan?"

"Lu Yuan, it turns out you are such a person!"

"Support Shen Lianjie, support him!"

"..."

After getting up the next day, Shen Lianjie watched all the public opinions in Toutiao run to his side, his mood became better, and he felt that the air after getting up in the morning was also full of freshness.

Two days!

This is the next day he hit the headlines with the landing.

He feels like a big dog slaughter.

At this moment, he felt that he was standing at the highest point of morality, and Lu Yuan was criticized as the evil Lu Dazizi.

If this is a fantasy novel, then Shen Lianjie is a decent figure who is a great chivalrous man for the country and the people, even enough to sing praises. As for Lu Yuan, he is a stingy and despicable villain...

Heroes and villains are always on completely different planes.

In short, this is how the articles on the headlines are written. What’s more, a popular article describes Lu Yuan’s various stingy and deductions since the filming of "Buried Alive", and even thought of the money in the later subtitles. Save the change after being scolded by the fans. This is typically the ugly face of capitalism...

The author of this popular article was written by Zhou Shuai, a young paparazzi headline prince in the circle.

The writing was very pertinent and detailed, as if I had experienced it personally, and netizens couldn't help but want to like it.

Shen Lianjie was very happy.

In the past this week, Shuai had all sorts of troubles, and all kinds of blind chickens made headlines to make him a little disgusted, but when Zhou Shuai was so dark and Lu Yuan, after he came out, Shen Lianjie's affection for Zhou Shuai exploded.

Shen Lianjie discovered that Zhou Shuai was actually a friendly army. In short, even if it were not a friendly army, it could not be Lu Yuan's side...

Have you ever seen someone hire Heizi to hack themselves?

Is this person's brain pitted or is it a neurotic masochist?

When thinking of this, Shen Lianjie even felt that Sun Peng was probably injured by mistake.

At this moment, he is considering whether he wants to contact Zhou Shuai for a few days, and everyone will come over to have a meal together. After all, Zhou Shuai is becoming more and more popular in the entertainment circle, and he may not become the real paparazzi king in the future. , As long as this kind of person can stand on his side and use words for himself, will he be invincible in the future?

Lu Yuan?

Ha ha!

After all, Lu Yuan is a jumping clown. Although his popularity and popularity are still terrifying, he is equally powerful!

Shen Lianjie's mind wandered very quickly, and it swelled very quickly. When he came to the crew, he always had a happy expression.

"Little Zhang."

"Yes, Director Shen."

"By the way, what did Lu Yuan say?"

"Today, something happened in Lu Yuan's crew... It seems that an emergency meeting was held before the start of work. At first, Lu Yuan meant to mention ten yuan, but Fatty Wei seemed to be arrogant and aggressive, so he asked for thirteen. Kazhao told us... Lu Yuan seems to have an opinion, but after seeing that the people below him basically have the same idea, he can't help it..."

"Directly increased by nearly half?"

"Well, yes, maybe due to your pressure and condemnation from public opinion, he instantly increased the price. It can be seen that his face is not very good... and he didn't seem to be in a good condition when filming this morning..."

"Thirteen yuan, okay, it's ruthless, if you mention that, hey, he has lost a lot!"

"The cost of the box lunch is almost half, even if it doesn't lose money, it's probably disgusting to us."

"Hahahaha! Comfortable, by the way, do we have enough budget?"

"adequate!"

"Okay, our 15 yuan box lunch will be replaced by 18 yuan!"

"Huh? Are we coming? We are almost suppressing him, right?"

"He wants to follow him? We can afford it!"

"This... Director Shen, this is too irrational. I think we should slow down, in case our funds are suddenly strained after the game..."

"Are you stupid? Heat, every time we raise prices is a heat, this is a kind of suppression of Lu Yuan, you don't know? Insufficient funding? How much funding can there be? Lu Yuan's funding is even more insufficient! "

"But, Director Shen, I always feel that you are doing something..."

"Do you think I'm a little crazy? Some irrational? Some mentally retarded?"

"Well, yes..." Xiao Zhang lowered his head.

"It's right to be crazy. If you grab the headlines with Lu Yuan, you can't play the cards according to common sense. You can't play with him if you play with the head and brain. This evil family is terrible, and it's not ordinary people at all, so other messy things Don’t even think about things, I still said that, when we find his weakness, we will hit him from the front, so that he can’t breathe, press him for mercy, press him uncomfortable! Then step on him, it’s that simple !" When Shen Lianjie said these words, he was quite confident, and he had the momentum to turn Lu Yuan into the anus.

"Oh." Xiao Zhang nodded, he felt that Shen Lianjie had indeed changed now.

"By the way, contact that Zhou Shuai..."

"Director Shen, that Zhou Shuai and us..."

"What's with us? He didn't deal with Editor Sun, and he has never had any grudges with us... This kind of person should be used well, and I also expect him to provoke Lu Yuan again and let Lu Yuan bleed again. We have fun. Started, but Lu Yuan couldn't afford it..." Shen Lianjie seemed to imagine what happened after Lu Yuan vomited blood.

"okay."

………………………………

"card!"

"Ayuan, you should be anxious according to the script, not this expression."

"card!"

"Ayuan, we still have to mention that you were in good condition yesterday? Why are you weird today?"

"card!"

"Ayuan, are you okay..."

"card!"

"Let's take a break..."

The protagonist of Groundhog Day is an unpleasant person who has always maintained a tired mentality for his colleagues, work and life. Therefore, during the performance, Lu Yuan had to show that feeling of disgust and irony at everything.

Fatty Wei thinks that Lu Yuan should be fine. After all, Lu Yuan's acting skills have been fully integrated into the role yesterday, and he can't even spot any faults. But today Fatty Wei feels that Lu Yuan’s mental state is not right. Even this character can’t get in. Instead, the expression NG appears over and over again, the lines are wrong, the strange expressions are inexplicably laughable, etc...

Fatty Wei was very helpless, and he made a special trip to find Lu Yuan during a break.

"Ayuan, your state today is weird..."

"Sorry, I don't have much status today, or else, would you shoot other plots first?"

"Khan, basically the shots of this movie were shot with you. Even if you can take other shots, you can't shoot much."

"Ok……"

"Ayuan, can you make adjustments? If you can't make adjustments, one day will be wasted today."

"let me try."

"Ayuan, when you made a movie before, it was most likely that there were acting problems, and there has never been a laughter scene. Even if this film has a slightly comic style, you can't laugh like that."

"Well, I understand, you go ahead, please give me twenty minutes, and I will adjust it."

"Oh."

Lu Yuan had a rest shed by himself. Under normal circumstances, no one except Fatty Wei would come to disturb Lu Yuan.

This is a respect for Lu Yuan's status.

In front of the director, he said that he would take a twenty-minute break if he changed other actors. I am afraid the director would have cursed them with blood.

But Lu Yuan is different.

Not to mention Lu Yuan's popularity in the entertainment industry, just go to the crew.

Who is Lu Yuan in the crew?

To put it awkwardly, I am the king of heaven...

Investment, screenwriter, actors...

I have done all the capable and special, even the director is an employee of his company, who dares to have an opinion?

Even if you are in a bad mood, you will catch the director and scold a **** director. You can only lower your head to accompany you.

This is status.

Of course, Lu Yuan couldn't mess around, he was not the kind of stupid person.

After sitting in the rest tent, Lu Yuan closed his eyes, slowly calmed down, tried to reflect on his own shortcomings and shortcomings, and at the same time made some symbolic self-criticism that he thought was profound.

Making a movie really should be serious, it should be serious!

He closed his eyes.

What are you doing?

I'm completely fooling around, completely wasting everyone's time, and completely wasting my own money!

After thinking of money, Lu Yuan's expression suddenly became weird, and then a headline picture of Shen Lianjie mentioning the box lunch for 18 yuan came into his mind at noon. In the end, he couldn't resist opening the headlines.

The headline is still not Lu Yuan, it is still Shen Lianjie, who has an overwhelming sense of superiority, announcing the price increase of box lunch.

Occasionally I see a few articles scolding myself...

Lu Yuan didn't care.

You may think that you are very profitable, but I will never lose!

In fact, the cost of the 18 yuan box lunch is only 8 yuan, the other is nothing but a little more rice and a few green vegetables.

And the cost of 13 yuan that I announced was actually only 7 yuan.

Eighteen yuan and 13 yuan seem to be very different, but in fact...

What a difference is only one dollar!

"Dududu!"

Lu Yuan's phone rang, and it seemed to him that Zhou Shuai was calling again.

After seeing Zhou Shuai, Lu Yuan immediately thought of Lianghua!

Do you want to share money with me?

Lu Yuan couldn't help laughing again.

The previous seriousness, the previous brewing emotions, the previous self-criticism...

Okay, all gone.

Now that he feels that life is so beautiful, how could he get into that tired expression?

He is really not the kind of old drama bone who can control emotions casually!

"Ayuan...Shen Lianjie found me..."

"Looking for you? Same as Sun Peng back then?"

"The routine should be the same, but I don’t know how to do it. Anyway, let me help him hack you... If his price is good, I guess he will continue to hack you, Ayuan, tell you the truth. , I found it very cool to spray you on the Internet. It’s enjoyable. You don’t know. Not only me, but even your fans came here to hack you. Everyone is happy...

"Well, hello everyone is really good, haha, by the way, don’t forget to transfer the money to my account when you are cool, I want to reconcile the account."

"Certainly, stop talking, Shen Lianjie is looking for me."

"and many more."

"what happened?"

"On the box lunch, you can add another wave of Shen Lianjie. It's best to let him continue to have **** **** with me. If possible, I will pay another dollar here, cough, cough, and follow another wave."

"This **** thing, all the money has been made for you, do I have to work so hard?"

"The headline news has been written for you, and you are still expecting me to work hard. Do you want me to break the news for you in the future?"

"Ciao! The evil capitalist exploiter, okay, let's not talk about it, Shen Lianjie's assistant's call is coming again."

"alright!"

After hanging up, Lu Yuan only felt too happy, and couldn't help but laugh.

At last……

He found that he might not be able to enter the state again today.

It's uncomfortable...

This is really...

Hahaha...