I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

"The fusang beef is really tender!" After eating a big bowl of fusang beef ramen happily, Ling Ping burped: "With this fusang beef, the Fusang kingdom is merged into the federation, I have no opinion!"

At this time, a text message vibrated from the mobile phone in his pocket.

Ling Ping Ping picked it up and opened it.

But it was an official text message from the federal government: Dear federal citizen, Mr. Ling Ping, hello, your account has been credited today: 10,425 yuan. The detailed bills are as follows: 7,000 yuan for the children of the Federal Class A meritorious person; 3,000 yuan for the Federal College Student Entrepreneurship Subsidy; the love encouragement for the unmarried children of the Federal Class A meritorious service: 425 yuan...

Looking at the text message, Ling Ping was silent for a long time before finally sighing: "So, today is the National Treasury Subsidy Day..."

"Time flies so fast, it's the tenth in a blink of an eye!"

The 10th of every month is the day for subsidies and tax rebates in the federal center.

This day is a day of revelry/sadness for all federal citizens.

People like Ling Ping Ping can enjoy a free subsidy.

But those high-income billionaires and businessmen have to face the notice to pay back taxes to the federal central finance.

After a while, a text message in yellow font appeared on Lingping's mobile phone screen.

In the Commonwealth, this is the exclusive font for royal text messages.

But Ling Ping'an didn't even look at it, so he just turned off the phone.

Because, as he could guess with his butt, this must be a marriage reminder text message from the "Federal Merit Children's Committee" under the royal family.

Such messages cannot be read.

Because after reading it, Ling Ping felt that she might not be able to stand the temptation, and she really embarked on a blind date and marriage.

However, just because he doesn't watch it doesn't mean he can escape the marriage urging.

"Face the wind!" The phone rang at the right time.

Ling Ping Ping sighed, helplessly picked up the phone and looked at the call.

Sure enough—404100, the dedicated phone number for the 'Federal Meritorious Children's Committee' under the Imperial Family of the Federal Empire.

But he had to pick it up.

If he doesn't pick up, I'm afraid a royal commissioner will come to him for tea in the afternoon.

In desperation, he had to answer the phone.

"Hello! I'm Lingping..."

"Hello!" A soft female voice came from across the phone: "Young Master Ling, I'm Qin Keqing, the private secretary of Her Royal Highness the eldest princess of the empire..."

"Oh... hello..." Lingping replied politely, but he didn't believe it at all in his heart.

The 'Federal Meritorious Children's Placement Committee' under the federal royal family is indeed an organization directly led by the imperial emperor's sister, the eldest princess, Her Royal Highness.

But the problem is that the eldest princess has a lot of time, and there are still three thousand faces in the legend.

How could it be possible to send a private secretary to call a little guy like him?

Great, but a private secretary to the private secretary of Her Royal Highness the eldest princess.

"It's like this..." The female voice on the phone asked softly, "I found out here that you are twenty-four years old this year...is that right?"

"Well..." Ling Ping'an frowned, with a look of serious trouble.

"Among the first-class meritorious orphans of the Empire, you are the only one who is twenty-four years old but has not yet reported a relationship..." A soft female voice asked suspiciously, "Master Ling... Do you have any physical problems?"

"No!" Lingping immediately denied it.

"Well..." The other party hummed softly: "I have also checked your medical reports from last year and this year, and everything is healthy..."

"Master..." She asked, "Why don't you fall in love?"

"Is it because you haven't met your ideal partner?"

"I have checked here that in the past three years, the Governor of Guangnan has sent you seven invitations to the Federation's Heroes' Children's Blind Date Meeting, but you have not attended the meeting once..."

Ling Ping'an could only smile awkwardly.

Blind date meeting?

Wouldn't it be better to play a few games at home or code a few chapters of a novel when you have that time?

"Is it because you are worried about the cost of marriage and childbirth?" The soft female voice followed suit: "Young Master Ling, you don't have to worry about this!"

"In fact, according to the federal central law and the special policy of the imperial family, as long as you start dating, dating, even getting married and having children, your subsidies and subsidies will continue to increase!"

"Here, I can assure the son that the federal center and the imperial family will never let the descendants of the heros not be able to fall in love, get married, or let the descendants of the hero's children not be able to go to school!"

"Do you need me to tell you about the central government's laws for the children of Class A meritorious deeds and the relevant policies of the royal family?"

Ling Ping'an quickly shook his head: "No need, thank you!"

Since reaching the age of eighteen and reaching the federal legal age for marriage.

Lingping's mobile phone and mailbox will regularly receive various text messages and emails from the federal center, the royal family, the Governor's District, and Jiangcheng City.

All are popular science federal laws and royal policies.

At the beginning, Ling Ping'an read it with great interest, but when he found out that each of those bills and policies was written: fall in love, get married, have children, and give you a lot of subsidies.

He never looked again.

Avoid being tempted to fall into the trap of love.

about love or something...

Where is the game incense?

Where is the code word cool?

There was a long silence on the phone.

After a long time, the soft female voice came again: "Master Ling...you will make us very embarrassed..."

"You are the only one of the first-class meritorious children of the Federation, who is twenty-four years old, but you haven't even talked about a love..."

"I'm really scared. You're not even married when you're thirty years old..."

"In that case, I'm afraid, His Majesty the Emperor, will have to ask about your marriage..."

"You can't help me..."

"Even if it's a fake... go on a date?"

Ling Ping was silent.

He probably has a lot of bad things wrong.

But one thing is real.

That is to seldom lie, even white ones, which he avoids as much as possible.

What's more, if you lie to the royal family, you will be held legally responsible!

The other party heard Ling Ping's silence, and she also became silent. After a while, she seemed to be angry, and she managed to suppress her emotions. She said with some disappointment: "Thank you for answering, I wish you a happy life..."

beep...

Listening to the busy tone on the phone, Ling Ping Ping put down the phone and sighed.

"Is a single dog breaking the law?" he asked softly, and then answered himself: "No breaking the law!"

However, he quickly put the matter aside.

Because it's game time.

Picking up his phone, he dashed into the canyon.

…………………………

Thousands of miles away, north of Guangnan Governor's District, the lower reaches of the Yangtze River.

The majestic imperial capital stands on the bank of the Yangtze River.

In a building in Linjiang, a young woman in a lady's dress put down the phone angrily.

"Who is it!" She said slightly sullenly: "If it wasn't for your first-class merit, I would really like to call the Ministry of Finance and ask them to stop your allowances and subsidies!"

Jingle Bell.

At this moment, a red telephone on her desk rang.

She picked up the phone quickly.

"Your Highness..." She bowed in respect.

"Yes……"

"My minister is Qin Keqing..."

"Yes……"

"Wei Chen will get things done as soon as possible, please rest assured, Your Highness!"

"Yes……"

Putting down the phone, she slumped into a chair.

She reached out and picked up a file on the desk, opened it, and saw the smiling young student wearing a bachelor's uniform and the imperial traditional Jinxian crown on the file, she couldn't help gnashing her teeth. .

"Is it so difficult for you to fall in love?" she asked bitterly.

If possible, she would like to fly to Jiangcheng in person, catch this damn otaku to Jianye, throw it to the blind date show on Jianye Satellite TV, and let twenty-four female guests tear the goods to shreds - an armored man. After waiting for the merits, it was enough to drive the gang of gold worshippers crazy.

Unfortunately, she can't.

Children of First Class Merit are not only protected by federal law.

Also favored by royal policy.

Their archives and existence are state secrets.

Unless they say it themselves, it is impossible for outsiders to know, and those who do know will not dare to spread it.

Today, the federal royal family reigns.

Most of the royal energy was put on being a matchmaker and Lalang.

Her Royal Highness Princess Roan is the direct leader in implementing this policy.

To a certain extent, after preferential treatment of meritorious deeds, serving their lives and families well is the basic policy of the current royal family, and it is also one of the functions of the federal center.

And a 24-year-old who has never been in a relationship and has no record of dating.

A thorn in everyone's eyes!

No way, she can only do one thing - pass the pressure down.

He grabbed the phone and called the 'Special Affairs Office for Children of Merited Children of the Federal Empire' in the Jiangnan Governor's District.