I kidnapped an alien civilization

"Ah! I did it! Don't worry, boss, I will definitely complete the task smoothly."

In this world, there is no task that cannot be completed. If there is, it means that the chips offered are not enough.

Old John agreed without hesitation, and the monthly salary of 500,000 US dollars was enough for him to risk his life.

Then the wise woman explained some precautions, such as keeping her identity information strictly confidential to anyone, and the printing shop requires the legal representative to be Old John, and the main task of the printing shop is to receive an anonymous order from a big customer, and there is no need for external reception Customers, and when customers come to the door, even drive them away.

The printing shop must have strict security checks and security measures. She has hired the Lushui Group at a high price. Once the printing shop opens, the bodyguards of the Lushui Group will be stationed in the printing shop.

These requirements seem unreasonable. For example, are there any stores in this world that drive customers outside?

But Old John had already connected the print shop with the South American criminal group in his heart. As a money laundering institution, the print shop must not be like a normal shop.

Therefore, he agreed without hesitation.

After hanging up the phone, Old John was in a great mood. He turned to the corner store and bought more than ten catties of ribs. The children hadn't eaten meat for more than half a month, and today he was going to give them meat.

When he got home, Christ saw that he had brought back so much food that he couldn't close his mouth. They are living in hardship now, and their daily source of food is free food provided on the street, and the price of ribs is not cheap.

"Old John, did you find the money?"

"Good thing, I met something happier than picking up money."

So, Old John told his wife what happened just now, but he was afraid that his wife would be frightened, so he concealed all the abnormal things. He just said that a company was going to hire him as a supervisor with a high salary of 5,000 US dollars a month.

Hearing that Old John had found a job again, and the salary was still so high, Christer was immediately excited, and she lit the gas stove to stew the ribs.

After a while, the pork ribs in the ceramic pot were bubbling, and then the whole room was filled with a unique fragrance of pork ribs.

When the three children smelled it, they all ran out of the room and saw the ribs in the pot with surprise on their faces.

"Isn't our family about to go bankrupt? How can we buy ribs? Mom, you can't sell the necklace that grandma gave you, right?"

"What nonsense, your father has found a job again, and it's five thousand dollars a month."

"Five thousand dollars! So much, father, you are awesome!"

"That's right, the salary of five thousand dollars is second to none in our neighborhood."

"Oops, five thousand dollars a month, so Dad, can I buy a motorcycle next month? Little Jack next door shows off his motorcycle in front of me all day."

In the hut, all the family members were overjoyed when they heard that Old John had not only found a new job, but that his salary was as high as five thousand dollars.

These days, after learning that their family is about to go bankrupt, their hearts are like being weighed down by tons of boulders.

The bank's loans are fine, anyway, there is no money to repay them, and the government can't do anything to them, but the loan sharks are all green skins on the street, and they will rush in and smash them every now and then.

Even when little John was in school, those green skins would block the door, scold him angrily, tear his books to shreds, and if he was unlucky, they would beat him up violently.

Little John has a few good friends at school, but he can only pretend not to see those tall and ruthless characters. Especially Louise.

Speaking of Louise, Little John felt a pain in his heart. Louise is his classmate, with a fair face, light brown hair, exquisite facial features, and looks like a star in a movie. The red long dress can attract the attention of all the teachers and students of the school every time it appears, and is known as the school's beauty.

Although Little John was average-looking, tall, and had a very sweet mouth. With his three-inch tongue, it took Little John two years of hard work and unremitting pursuit to get Louise to agree to get along with him. Although the sweet campus love is as plain as water, sometimes it is full of passion. Seeing that Louise is about to agree with Little John to go to a small hotel off campus, she bumps into those green skins on the way. Louise looked at Little John in surprise at first, and then that surprise turned into contempt, because Little John once told her that his family conditions are good, his father is a factory owner, and his mother serves in the parliament.

"Bah, you liar! Go to hell!"

Louise spat out a vicious word from her bright red mouth, her little face was full of disappointment, and then she ran away quickly, pulling the corner of her skirt.

Her fiery figure was reflected in Little John's eyes, penetrated into Little John's heart, and then burst out with high temperature, burning Little John's whole body to the point where he was not even a little bit intact. As for the pure love that was promised, and the three lives and three generations that were promised, everything is nonsense.

Little John fell to the ground and was kicked hard by those green skins, his mouth was tightly shut and he didn't make a sound.

Looking at the happy faces of his children and his wife, Old John rubbed the few hairs on his forehead excitedly. For him, there was nothing more exciting than seeing his relatives happy.

Old John originally felt a little guilty because he wanted to help a South American criminal organization, but now that little guilt has long been washed away by the happiness of his relatives.

the next day.

When Old John woke up in the morning, the first thing he did was to call the bank, and he heard the crisp voice of the bank's customer service: "Dear sir, hello, there are currently 20 million US dollars in your bank account, according to Our bank's policy will now upgrade you to a black card user, and you can enjoy an overdraft right of one million dollars."

There are really 20 million US dollars in the account, and Old John is finally relieved. He is only afraid that he was dreaming yesterday, and then he is still sleeping in hell.

To the bank specialist who was still rambling on the phone, Old John said: "I'm sorry, I don't need your black card for the time being." Then he hung up the phone regardless of the bank specialist's obstruction.

Having experienced debt collection by the bank before, Old John has already recognized the true face of the bank. If the poor who really have no money, even if they lie at their feet and beg, they will not borrow money. For those rich people who don't need money, they will beg for loans.

After confirming that there were 20 million US dollars in the bank, Old John became more confident. He found the best clothes from the closet, took all his documents and took the bus to the New York City Government Office. First, he applied for Set up a printing shop, and then went to the government's tax bureau to handle tax documents under the guidance.

There is a saying in North America that there are two inevitable things in a person's life, one is death and the other is paying taxes.

The North American tax department is a powerful department. Not only are they equipped with armed forces, but they also use all the information they have to suppress those who dare to evade taxes.

There used to be a big drug lord who thought he was very powerful, and there were more than 500 armed men with submachine guns guarding the villa, but he didn't expect that the armed forces of the tax department would rush in with armored vehicles. This time, the big drug lord was frightened. He thought it was the anti-drug force, and quickly took out all the drugs, and then knelt down to beg for mercy, but to his surprise, those armed forces actually took drugs. Turning a blind eye, they just handed him a tax bill and asked him to pay the tax in full according to the amount on the bill. As for those drugs, they were not in their business scope.

Therefore, the first thing anyone who starts a company in North America is to hire an accountant, so as not to accidentally omit the tax declaration.

After finishing the tax affairs, Old John was also exhausted. These procedures are too cumbersome and cannot be easily completed by one person in a short period of time.

Considering the wise man's request, Old John had to grit his teeth and spent 20,000 dollars to hand over the registration of the printing shop to a company specializing in company registration. The salesman in a neat suit was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth when he faced the business that came to him. Patting his chest and guaranteeing that all the legal documents of the printing shop can be completed in two days, Old John is very confident in this guarantee, because these people often have connections in the government, and it usually takes half a month to sign the documents. Maybe it just needs to be shaken around to get it done.

As for the location of the printing shop, Old John had already made plans in his heart.

Although the mysterious wise man did not limit the budget of the print shop, Old John still found a store not far from Thirteenth Avenue in the spirit of saving money. This door used to be a Mexican restaurant. The authentic taste is good, and the business of the restaurant is also very good, but the owner doesn’t know where his brain is wrong, and he offended a big brother on Thirteenth Street. Let the hungry elder brother wait for two hours.

This was a stab at a hornet's nest. In the following period, people blocked the door of this restaurant every day. At the same time, trash cans full of kitchen waste were thrown at the door of the restaurant from time to time. I saw the sour smell coming from the door of the restaurant. The rubbish flowed freely, and the Mexican boss came to his senses. He hurriedly found a peacemaker who could talk to his eldest brother, and begged his eldest brother to give him a hand. The elder brother was also very generous and made a small request, that is, as long as the Mexican boss pays him a protection fee of 200,000 US dollars every year, he will never trouble him again.

Two hundred thousand dollars! Although the business of this Mexican restaurant is good, the annual net profit is only less than 100,000 US dollars. Naturally, the Mexican owner can't afford the money, so he sold the tables, chairs and benches in the restaurant, and brought his wife and children and the little Mexican apprentice. Leaving New York City. The owner of the restaurant can just leave, and the landlord of this store will be miserable. Everyone knows that this place has been targeted by a big brother on Thirteenth Street. People come looking for trouble. Of course, someone will say, since the Mexican boss who offended the elder brother has gone far away, why does the elder brother still stare at this shop so hard.

In fact, the reason is very simple, that is, this big brother is unreasonable! On Thirteenth Avenue, there are a few reasonable people among those who live on the edge of a knife.

As a result, no one rented this shop for a long time. The landlord wanted to cry, so he could only reduce the rent from the original 10,000 US dollars per year to 8,000 US dollars per year. The boss had no choice but to grit his teeth and lower the rent to $5,000, but there was still no one to rent. In the end, the landlord had no choice but to grit his teeth and lower the rent to $1,000.

Although the location is not very good, it can be regarded as facing the street, and there are several large office buildings around it. Old John once visited the restaurant and knew that there was at least 2,000 square meters in it, enough for those printers.

Such a small rent is really rare, so Old John decided to let it go, which can save a lot of money, and it can be regarded as a return of up to half a million dollars a month in salary. As for the unreasonable elder brother, Old John didn't take it seriously. Although he was pure in nature, he also grew up on Thirteenth Avenue, so he naturally knew how to deal with such unreasonable people.

So he came to the door of the store and directly dialed the phone number on the rental notice. On the phone, the landlord who wanted to cry but had no tears burst into tears when he heard that someone was willing to rent a house.

Ten minutes later, a black Buick stopped in front of Old John.

"This is the key to the store, this is the contract, this is the water and electricity card, and this is the access control card, goodbye!"

The landlord was afraid that Old John would repent, so after getting the rent, he handed over all the procedures to Old John, got in the car and ran away immediately.

This was in line with Old John's wishes. After all, he was extremely tired after traveling around for the past few days, and he really didn't want to talk to others.

With a store, it is natural to recruit troops. Old John learned his lesson this time, and entrusted the task of recruiting staff to a special headhunter. Of course, he is not really a talent, as long as he can type.

The requirements of the staff of the printing shop were drawn up by the mysterious wise man himself, and there seemed to be no abnormalities, such as being able to type, having a clean net worth and no criminal record, but there was one thing that Old John found very strange, that is, once the typist missed six words, he had to Resign immediately.

As long as you are alone, you will always make mistakes, and typos are a very normal thing.

At the very beginning, Old John thought that the mysterious wise man wanted to use this method to save costs, just like some companies always fire employees at the end of the internship period. But I saw in black and white behind the terms that even the dismissed employees must be paid in full.

Now I can't fix Old John.