I Heard You Are an Alien

Chapter 59: Go for orange juice

七 These seven are undoubtedly the most famous figures in the realm of cultivation. Because it is no longer possible to upgrade to the point of "diamond", in a sense it is a symbol of status and status!

They are also the most mysterious people in the 100 altars. Although many people try to figure out their true bodies, the only ones that are more clear are "red", "yellow" and "blue". The rest are different opinions.

现在 Now, Lu Kong finally figured out another.

"You are actually a disciple of" Orange "," Lu Kong looked at the slip of paper that Yi Ti placed on the table, as if it weighed more than a thousand pounds. "The tyrant is kneeling! Can you give me some forum coins?" Forum coins It is very useful, you can publish tasks, you can buy items, you can also exchange cash. Of course, the last act called prodigal, even a poor ghost like Lu Kong has not dared to do it-afraid of being strangled by his own master.

"..." Pay attention to ethics.

"It turns out that" Orange "is actually the one. Everyone guesses that" Green "is because it is a spiritual planter." Lu Kong muttered something, "Although I had guessed that the spiritual planter who could take you into the industry must be A terrific figure, but never thought it was so big. "

"That spiritual planter ..." Yi Ti grabbed the key point in his words, "Do you mean ... the spiritual planter is not only my master and me, but others?"

"Of course." Lu Kong nodded, and replied, "Although the Spirit Planter is rare, the probability of people with this talent appearing is very low, but the advantage of our great dynasty is not that much. Even if the heavens descend on aliens, there are five One in every probability is seen by us. "

Yi Yi Ti: "..." In a sense, he really did.

"At present, there are four Lingzhi masters, but most of these Lingzhi masters have been deliberately cultivated. I would like to see a lot of trouble once, like you ... wild, huh, I mean easy to see It ’s rare to be easy to get along with. ”

"..."

"But none of these spiritual planters can match your master."

"Is my teacher famous?"

"Of course!" Lu Kong said with a little excitement. "Almost every practitioner knows that we have a very powerful spiritual planter in the dynasty. One person can fly away from the group of domesticated ones. Unfortunately, the dragon is not seen at the end. In fact, Many people have guessed that she is "green" before, I tell you ... "

Ji Yiti listened carefully, although she inherited everything left by the master, but she never seemed to know about her past. In the letters left, she did not deliberately talk about it. In the impression, it ’s because the gentle old man seems a little different from the “domineering woman” in Lu Kong ’s mouth, but it may not be the case. After all, it ’s the best way to leave “I ’m a human or a stranger.” The master of this kind of words is completely exaggerated as a domineering side leak.

She thinks that the reason why the master is stronger than other Lingzhi masters is partly because of her amazing talents in pharmaceuticals. One person has created many new prescriptions based on the actual situation, and cannot do anything with the ancient prescriptions. Others are different; on the other hand, because she owns the precious item "dongtian", you must know that it is difficult to find a place with that kind of aura on the earth today.

"All in all," Lu Kong summed up his words, after drooling for a long time, almost drooling, "Only by the name of" Orange "apprentice, you are enough to sweep a vote of people!" He took the cup and drank Drooling, "Okay, don't fret, lend me a computer and I'll give you the URL."

Yi Yi is speechless, who is yours?

At this moment, Cecil, who had been sitting next to her, handed the computer intently. Yi Ti looked at it, raised her eyebrows in surprise, and reversed it directly: "Is this the site? "

"I don't know how the web site is possible ... 咦?" Lu Kong paused, and returned to his normal expression after a few seconds. He praised, "It is indeed the little affection of the spiritual planter ... Well, the little partner is really extraordinary!"

"Of course," Yi Ti naturally expressed her pride, "My Cecil is terrific."

夸 The praised aliens also naturally showed a cheerful expression, and looked at her with sparkling eyes, a look of "happy to be praised by Xiaoti".

Lu Lukong looked at the "heavy heterosexual relationship" and said that he really wanted to set fire! In this world, women ’s aesthetics are really weird. Men with soft tempers like this seem to be loved by their sisters. Sunshine, handsome, good-looking and healthy men like him do n’t even have potted friends. Going to South Korea?

Yi Yiti turned over the computer and looked at it carefully: "Is this it?"

"Yes."

"What do you do now?"

"Log in to your master's account, get a verification code, and then register. Of course, you can use your master's account directly, anyway, she left it to you."

Yi Yi Ti thought for a while and shook her head: "No, I'll register one myself."

"Everything is fine," Lu Kong shrugged. "Anyway, you will definitely be able to upgrade soon. There is no shortage of applications for medicines in the mission area. I am envious, I also want to be a spiritual planter. Yi Ti, Do you think I have a gift? "Of course, he just talked about it. In fact, if a family like them had a gift, they would have been kept in captivity when they were young, and where would they be now.

Although his character looks very good, he still understands things in key places. For example, when Yi Ti showed him a note, he didn't see the password. Now when she logs in, he also turns his head away. . But curiosity was still desperately scratching his careful liver, he was anxious I got: "Ahem, how many forum coins does your master have?"

"Look at me ..." Yi Ti glanced at the personal center and turned the computer over again. "So much." Is it more or less?

Lu Lukong: "..." kneeling and holding his thighs, "the tyrants and tyrants ask for support !!!"

"……Hey!"

此时 At this moment, a flick came--

"Did you lose even the most basic self-esteem after losing money? Really shameful."

"Smelly dog, what are you talking about?" Lu Kong stood up quickly, turning his head to glare.

"Whoever does what you say?"

"you……"

"you……"

「¥ …… & * ¥%」

"% …… & * # ¥% ……"

Yi Yi Ti Fuer, well, she knew it would happen.

However, this quarrel is obviously that Liang Chen has the upper hand for no reason. "It is soft to eat and short to man". This is a constant truth. Anyway, noisy, Lu Kong left with Liang Chen. It is said that he could not accept passive benevolence, so he decided to work in his shop to make money.

Alas, he magically found a new job.

It wasn't until Liang Chen mentioned that someone with a dirty body left, Yi Ti remembered that she had no chance to say "Reiki", but she was not in a hurry for this minute and a half, and compared to this, she now This forum called "Hundred Schools of Altar" is more interested.

Alas, she made a little trouble on the account name.

"Cecile, what do you think my name is?"

"Long Xiaotian?"

"... this is fine." It will definitely be laughed at for life! Moreover, this circle is different. She may have personal contact in the future, so be more careful.

"The disciple of" Orange "-Little Orange."

"Oh," Yi Ti can't help but, "What is your lazy statement?" Then if the master calls "green", does she call it "little green"? Isn't that the same name as Cousin Su? But the idea seemed to be good. She thought about it, and said, "Okay, I'll call the orange juice zizi." It sounds like a homonym of "the disciple of orange". The zizi is also her nickname during her school days, and she is kind Like to eat orange juice sago.

Whoops, she's definitely not pouting!

After saying that, she controlled the master's account and applied for an invitation code.

What she didn't know was that in this second, many people who had the authority to follow the account "Orange" received the information, and they murmured inconsistently in their hearts.

"Orange issued a new invitation code?"

"This is the first time in many years. Who is this newcomer?"

"Is that the disciple of that woman?"

"That woman's disciple? She actually accepted the apprentice? This is really going to be a mess!"

Uh ...

This scene no doubt proves that Yi Ti's master is indeed as famous as terrible as Lu Kong said. And I did n’t know that I had set off a huge uproar, and after successfully registering, I was curiously browsing this forum with Cecil.

There are a lot of forums in the forum, such as "Shen Xinghai", which is where newcomers report; for example, "Tibetan Pavilion", there are some simple methods for cultivating truth that can be published; and for example, "Yan Tan Tang" is legendary Communication area; another example is the "Hero List", which is the legendary "mission area".

Yiyi Ti thinks that these names are accidentally grounded, and when she looks at the top-of-the-line rules post, she realizes that the forum where these things are "moved" from, because they were not deleted. "Dear friends," has become "Dear fellow practitioners," and there are still a lot of people replying, "How to kiss? Find a way!" Feudal superstition "... So what is it doing here?

She was very speechless. She silently groaned in her heart for a while, first went to "Shen Xinghai" and looked for a place to report. Of course, in order to protect *, there was no need to fill in very specific information. It is also assigned here, such as XX faction, XX religion, XX gate, etc ... If someone accidentally enters it by mistake, Bacheng would think that it is a "cult concentration camp", so it really feels like a concentration camp for criminals.

Alas, where should she report?

Yi Yi Ti looked at it, but there were some people who accidentally got the inheritance to post alone, but ...

After rummaging for a while, she found a post whose post was "orange", which was amazing. After opening it, she read a big line of characters—enter me and there is no shortage of money!

Yiyi Ti: "Master ..." Does her old man have such funny moments at home?

看 Looking at the posting time again, it is almost ten years ago, it seems that this forum was just established. Let's look at it again, the master and her elderly people also used "public equipment for private use", adding a fine and red to herself, it was almost topless. It is conceivable that if it is not forbidden to chat and irrigation here, I am afraid it has been blown out.

She sighed, and sent the first reply under this extremely high click-through post.

Account name: Orange Juice

Inviter: Orange

Relationship: Master and Apprentice

Uh ...

When you clicked Send, Yi Ti whispered in his heart, "Master, I am here." Come to the world where you used to be.

Silent long post, so finally welcomed the first reply.

Naturally, Yiyi Ti didn't know that her response in such a manner caused a lot of waves in an instant--

Somewhere.

An old man in a Chinese costume, who was playing tablet on a lounger in a leisurely and stylish manner, stood up suddenly, because of excessive excitement, the beloved snuff bottle on the side fell to the ground and broke into several halves, but he did not look at it , Towards the young man in white who was wiping the antiques and shouted with agitation, "Hurry up, find me orange juice !!!"

The young man in the Tang suit also meticulously performed the top-down action, then raised his head calmly, and replied, "Don't you like to eat sweets?"

"... sweetie! I mean looking for someone! Find someone !!!"

Another place.

An old man with a white eyebrow and white beard, who seemed very kind, said to the young priest standing behind him, "Go."

This little priest salutes respectfully: "Yes. Grandpa, I will go down the mountain."

"Wait ..." The old man groaned slightly, and said, "If that one is ... greeting her for me."

"Yes."

"No, just let it go." The old man shook his wide robe sleeves and sighed, "It's not necessary anymore."

"……Yes."

Again.

An elderly man with a goatee drank the instant noodles in a sloppy manner, wiped his mouth with the sleeves that could hardly see the color, rolled his eyes, and the thief laughed: "That woman's disciple? Somewhat interesting, small Yun, let's go and see. "

少女 The girl in white lifting the barbell at the corner of the other side responded, and subconsciously dropped the barbell in her hand, only to hear a "bang!" Sound, and a few floor tiles at the feet broke apart instantly.

"Master, it's broken again ..."

The man looked at the goatee who was unconsciously stabbed in his hand, and sighed, "This is the twelfth time you broke the floor tiles this month. Look at this living room. Where is there intact?"

"……Sorry."

"Forget it," the man shook his head and sighed. "Gather up your things quickly, before the landlord finds out, let's retreat quickly."

"Oh!" The girl nodded, grabbed the barbell on the floor, carried it on her shoulder, and walked towards the room. When I passed the door, there was another bang! The door frame cracked open.

"..."

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