I Heard You Are an Alien

Think of it this way, a little Xiao Suo. However, Yi Ti, who is good at adjusting emotions, quickly left her behind, only to remember that she was just busy, and almost forgot about Cecil's affairs.

She quickly got up, and after searching for a while in the closet, she found a set of clothes left by her brother when she came to see her. Compared to Yi Shao, Cecil is a little thinner, but it is not obvious, let alone thinner is better than fat, at least there will be no problem with bursting shirts.

Bian Yiti walked to the store holding her clothes, but unfortunately, she found out that someone was playing the game intently, and her slender fingers were flying on the keyboard, almost all of which had an afterimage. After a while, the speed of his fingers slowed down, and it seemed to be the end of the mob. She took the opportunity to pass by, but heard him say something: "According to calculations, the chance of adding a weapon to seven is a percentage ..."

"Say West!"

小 "Small, little Ti?" The jelly star quickly drew his hands and sat down, but his eyes drifted slightly guilty.

"You are really ..." Yi Tifu, "Is there no online game in the universe?"

"If we want to hunt monsters, we can go directly to a special star field."

"..." What kind of worldview is that? Forget it, "You try this." Yi Ti unfolded the clothes in Cecil's hands. "It should be better than yours."

"Ok!"

"……what are you doing?"

The alien who was unbuttoning seriously answered, "Undress." During talking, the clothes on her chest spread out, exposing a small section of beautifully shaped clavicle.

"... you go to the house and change it !!!"

Yi Yi Ti was helpless.

After looking around, she simply closed the shop door. It wasn't too late to open it at ten anyway, and customers who came here were accustomed to this lazy service attitude.

A few minutes later, Cecil changed clothes from the guest room and walked out. Although he was dressed in the simplest white shirt and jeans, Yi Ti felt that he was also wearing a sack and would look good (in this face-seeking era! ), Although may be considered a pervert.

"Little Ti, alright." The young man moved his body slightly uncomfortably, standing obediently at Yi Ti, like a soldier waiting for review. Secretly thinking, she has returned to her pre-change appearance, should she be satisfied?

"Come here." Yi Ti beckoned again by her illusive hair and eyes flashing, "Come to me."

I soon came to her.

Yi Ti took off her shoes and stood on the sofa, unbuttoned the first button of his shirt, and slightly adjusted the collar: "This looks better. But," she looked down at the belt around his waist, "the waist seemed to be loose Why not, why not tie it up? "

"..."

"What's wrong?" She looked at Cecil's almost awkward look in wonder.

"I will, I will be uncomfortable." The young man bowed his head, his cheeks turned slightly red.

Yiyi Ti thinks that mimicry is really incredible. He obviously only simulates the shape, but every detail is exactly the same as human beings, and there is no difference at all. Thinking of her like this, he said, "How come, you can tie it so that it won't fall off." It wasn't that he wanted to tie his waist.

"Not that ..."

那个 "That? Which?" Yi Ti was so confused that she couldn't figure out her head.

I never knew how to tell an alien who was lying to her, stretched out her hands, raised her loose waistband, and whispered, "This pair of pants will make me uncomfortable."

"Grind?"

I nodded.

"Where is it? The texture of the jeans is a little harder, but isn't it too abrasive?" Yi Ti yanked his pants. "Where is it? Show me." Was the belt or uneven waist? Strange, my brother was wearing normal clothes at the time. Is it wet in the closet? However, this phenomenon will not occur when wet.

"..."

"?"

"Really, really want to see?"

"Any questions?"

"Can't you see it ..."

"..." Just wear a pair of pants. Don't you be so shy? Who was almost **** in front of her? !! She reluctantly said, "It's all right."

Cecil is very entangled. Before today, he had no experience of being a human, so he would inadvertently make such a move. However, after being “reminded” by Xiaoti, he remembered that humans on the earth are not able to adjust their bodies like the people on their planet, hiding parts that cannot be easily seen, but need to “dress” To achieve this. Moreover, unless the relationship is extremely close, human beings will never reveal their bodies without covering each other.

However, Xiao Ti's request ... no matter what kind of request, he could not refuse.

The young man took a deep breath and made a decision: "Here."

"..."

Yi Yiti stared silently at the direction of his fingers, only to realize later that Cecil seemed to be ... not wearing underwear?

So when you wear tight jeans, it means that ...

Hey! !! !!

Her face turned red, her eyes fluttered left and right, she didn't know where to look, anyway, she could never look at the person in front of her!

Because my wife and wife are embarrassed!

However, occasionally alien classmates who still do n’t understand the atmosphere actually uttered this sentence: "Really, do you want to watch?" If Xiao Ti insisted ...

"... who wants to see it !!!"

"..." She obviously wanted it. QAQ

Bian Yiti took a deep breath and stretched out her hand to cover the red face: "Stupid, stupid! You should just say this kind of thing!"

"I'm sorry." The young man lowered his head, and his whole body again exudes a downcast gas field, "I was wrong."

"... It's not all your fault, I have problems myself." I completely forgot about it, and even if Cecil said directly, this embarrassment still seems to exist, it's just a matter of degree.

All in all, the first thing to think about now is how to solve this problem!

Yi Yi Ti thought for a while, although it seems that there is something left by his brother in the family ... that, but even if they are all men, they always feel a little strange to wear one. She thought about it. She jumped off the sofa and pulled Cecil into the bedroom. After rummaging in the closet, she finally found a small bag: "Find it!" It contained a black male underwear.

"... Why does Xiaoti have this?" The data stream just read tells Cecil that, in general, only people with very close relationships can leave this kind of clothing in women's homes, especially this personal article ... above It doesn't have the taste of Brother Ti, can it be said that ... the jelly star thought with frustration, speaking, he seemed to know nothing about her past experience.

"Don't think wildly!" Yi Ti also felt awkward looking at someone who was almost smoking, "This is a gift for shopping!" Yes, the "buy one get one free" service from underwear stores, but here she is At that time, she became subtle men ’s underwear. She discovered it after she returned home. She did n’t have the courage to go back to change it. She was thinking of giving it to her brother, but she was worried that he would say, “I wo n’t change it in the future. (He really can do it!), So he crammed it into his luggage, and now it looks like it is still there.

She looked at the bag carefully: "One size, you should be fine ... right?" Anyway, just put it on casually, cough, it should be fine.

After that, Yi Ti washed it a little, put it in the automatic washing machine to dry it, turned her head and said to Cecil, "Take it yourself when you're done, and it's your own task to clean it later." , But she won't help him wash this anyway!

"Um." The youth nodded solemnly, as if he had accepted a major task.

"..." Don't need this.

Afterwards, Cecil, dressed in clothes, came to the bedroom as Yi Ti said. She was browsing a page: "Cecil, come and see." She was watching a city The clothing trading network was recommended by a colleague at school. Generally, the order will be shipped within the same day after the order is placed, and the delivery speed is very fast. The payment upon receipt and payment is generally convenient.

Open the clothing page, choose men's clothing, then choose underwear, Yi Ti stood up and pushed Cecil down on the chair and sat down: "Choose it yourself. By the way, is your own size clear?"

"Well, I wear this code." Means.

"You don't need to tell me this." She always felt that she was a bit perverted.

Cecil really chose it very carefully. Of course, for a guy who was born with a plug-in, browsing a few web pages was almost stress-free, and he quickly made a decision: "Do you think this is OK, Xiao Ti? ? "

Yi Yi Ti is helpless, why she must help him to refer to this, just like a idiot.

But the next second, she was Spartan. "Are you sure?"

"Um." Nodded.

"Are you sure?"

"Is there a problem?" Cesia blinked and looked at her in confusion, "Isn't she cute?"

Gaze naturally.

Almost instantly, Yi Ti was given seconds by those beautiful eyes that reflected the sky and stars.

She fell into the ground and vomited bloodily, and said, "Cuteness is cute, but don't you think it's too cute ..." Panties with a pattern of kittens, puppies, chicks and ducklings ... Normal men would never want to wear them. Right? !! Even the dull guy of my brother just wears red tights occasionally.

"But here said, buy more than ten, you can customize your favorite pattern."

A bad premonition floated in Yi Yiti's heart: "What do you want to print on it?"

"Little Ti."

"……"Hey! !! !!

The way he expresses favor is really disturbing as always.

Bian Yiti grabbed his smooth, long hair with fluorescent light in both hands, and gritted his teeth as he said, "I don't want you to be sitting under your butt!"

"That printed in front?"

"... is it more insignificant ?!" What did he think of her as?

"... Is that so?" Cecil bowed her head in disappointment, as if the light on the hair was dim, "That's all."

Yi Yi Ti: "..." What is it like feeling like you have sinned? Did she do nothing wrong? She sighed helplessly, released her hand and grabbed the mouse, quickly scanned each pattern of underwear into the shopping cart, "You give up the idea of ​​printing a pattern on this, but if it is in a T-shirt It's not unacceptable. "

"Little Ti ..." Touched ... Touched ... Touched ...

Yi Yiti shoved away the face of the goods with a little embarrassment: "Don't look at me with this look!" If she went on like this, she would be able to sign any treaty of "bereavement and humiliation"!

Since he has already bought it, Yi Ti simply intends to help him buy a few more sets of clothes, and just send them together to save him going out again.

After returning to the men's page, she asked Cecil to choose a few pieces of clothing. Fortunately, this time his taste was normal and he didn't buy anything strange in style. The only disappointment he felt was--

"There are no printable T-shirts ..."

Looking at his disappointed expression, Yi Ti wanted to open Dataobao.com after paying the payment, and this hair was out of hand-in the end, she bought four printed T-shirts, two of which were her. Although ... she didn't figure out why she had to buy it until payment.

After thinking about it, she thought it was the fault of an alien who was just silly smiling because of his contentment.

"Close your eyes and don't look at me anymore!"

"..." QAQ

Then, at this moment, Yi Ti unexpectedly saw a price reduction notice automatically sent by the system.

"This shop ..."

She opened subconsciously, her eyes lit up instantly.

"Cecil."

什 "Why, what?" The young man who always felt keen heard a hint of unusualness in her words.

"Hey, hey, I've bought a T-shirt with you, so let's buy this with me!" In talking, Yi Ti "smileed" and touched a tape measure from the table and approached him.

"..."