I Heard You Are an Alien

In the end, Ling Yu not only failed to take away the umbrella, but also left the bread he bought.

After the rain broke the bread into five parts and put it on the ground, he stood up, sighed helplessly, turned and was preparing to go back, but heard a sharp meow: "Meow !!!"

He looked up suddenly, and found a big cat standing on the trash can, looking at himself fiercely.

"Mother cat? Wait ..." Seeing the mother cat rushing towards herself, Ling Yu stepped back and forth, but accidentally stepped on a banana peel and fell to the ground so heavily, "Ah!"

他 When he sat up with his head in his back, the scene in front of him suddenly changed.

此时 At this moment, music filled with light colors sounded.

Tong Lingyu stood up from the green grassy field, wearing a white priest's robe, holding a white staff, and took a deep breath of fresh air, looking around.

The scene turned at this time.

From the perspective of looking down from the top, with Ling Yu as the center, the magnificent scene on the prairie was fully displayed, and the music became soothing at this time.

Suddenly!

A gust of wind passed by.

I said "the wind blows grass and sees cattle and sheep", but what you see here is not cattle or sheep, but a monster, such as a rabbit that can spit fire, a sheep that can lead a thunder, a cow whose horns can rotate like an electric drill ...

Su Yuesheng suddenly became tense at this moment.

All the monsters turned their heads at the same time, their eyes turned red, they stared at Ling Yu without blinking, and then launched the charge at the same time.

Tong Lingyu was surprised, a smile suddenly evoked in the corners of his mouth, holding the staff in both hands, swept twice in front of him like a spear, and rushed towards the strange group without hesitation.

Music became ignited at this time.

Next is Ling Yu ’s dazzling scenes. From time to time, his actions are freeze-framed into photos, showing the violent style of a priest.

But with more and more blame, Ling Yu gradually became weak and an iron horn rushed to take the opportunity to see that he was about to be injured ...

箭 An arrow shoots like a blast!

The cormorant stirred a green wave on the grass.

It was firmly inserted into the forehead of the iron horn, which fell to the ground and splashed countless blades of grass.

Ling Yu, who was rescued from the crisis, suddenly looked back and found that a mighty "elf" with a majestic body wearing a green leaf archer costume was raising his thumb.

此时 At this moment, another thin man quickly rushed into the strange group. He was wearing a black cloak, which looked like a thief.

The monsters swooped up close to one another.

在 At this moment, he suddenly tore off the cloak, and a epee with a width of several tens of centimeters appeared in his hand. After sweeping out, he slammed it to the ground severely. A terrible ground fissure appeared in front of him instantly. He grinned and showed a rather wry smile to Ling Yu, and poked the sword in his hand into the chrysanthemum next to the lightning sheep, and took away. Its last drop of blood.

After a burst of increasing BGM, the three met and cooperated with each other to brush the monster.

But at this moment, suddenly faint and tense again.

The monsters stopped, the protagonist's trio looked subconsciously to the side, and saw a man in a dark red magic robe standing on a high **** not far away. He held a dark black magic book in his left hand and a magic book in his right hand. A crimson wand like a flame, the breeze blew, the robe angle fluttered, the hood trembled gently, and a red strand of hair fell from it. The magician's face was looming.

He then raised his hands suddenly.

A raging fireball appeared at the top of his wand.

The monsters stepped back slightly and made a threatening low roar.

But the protagonist trio changed his face and turned around and ran away.

The next second, the fireball fired!

Gorgeously bypassed all monsters with a coquettish position and hit steadily—

Lingyu's ass!

"Why am I always the one who's hurt???"

Finally, the male lead who got the opportunity to speak again shouted.

The next second, he burrowed into the ground face-to-face. The insignificant swordsman stood silent with his hands beside him, while the archer took out three arrows, ignited them on his buttocks, and set them aside. The magician who found himself in trouble quickly used water magic to extinguish the fire, but accidentally rushed himself with two other teammates.

"You bastards, pull me up !!!"

场景 The cry changed, and the scene changed again.

Tong Lingyu suddenly opened her eyes and was surprised to find a wet touch on her face.

Music softened at this moment.

He sat up, glanced left and right, and found that he was lying under an umbrella. Several kittens were crawling back and forth curiously on his body, one on his thigh, three on his chest, and two on his head.

"Meow."

The mother cat was squatting next to him, licked the back of his hand, and made a mildly different cry than before.

At this moment, the rain stopped, the clouds dispersed, and the bright sun shone again on the earth.

Tong Lingyu sat on the ground, squinting his eyes slightly, and looking up at the sky, with a smile in the scream of "Meow Meow Meow", in the music full of tenderness.

Finally, the name of this online game article was printed on the screen.

A violent priest who likes to beat monsters with a staff, and a strong archer who destroys the beautiful image of the elves. He always likes the insignificant swordsman who attacks the "key" and the offline magician who loves to play handsome but always only shoots with teammates. Characters such as blood-stealing thieves and so on ... Everyone is "non-mainstream" in their profession, but it is this group of people who have gathered together to call their guild the "Brave Alliance". Compared to this, , They have a more well-known title, yes, that is--

"Shame of Online Games"!

However, it is also this group of guys that has brought joy to countless readers. In their eyes, these people are not only shame, but real heroes.

After getting everything done, Yi Ti breathed a sigh of relief.

I have to say that Cecil recommended the audio plug-in she bought to be really powerful. In addition to dubbing characters, you can also write music according to requirements. Of course, there are many music that have been copyrighted in the universe for people to use at will.

She tried the former this time, but the effect was very satisfying.

After watching it several times, she felt like she was a little bit burned, and her face was really hot with a touch of her hands. This is probably a kind of thing called "Pride and Pride" is burning.

After exhaling slowly, she stored the piece of flowers well. At a glance, it's already over eight. Yi Ti almost opened the shop when she looked at the shop, thinking that she could almost take Cecil out to buy some clothes. Can't you always keep him wearing other people's clothes? Not to mention not fitting at all.

I said, there is a set of brother's clothes at home, first change Cecil. Anyway, they are about the same height, both about 1.85 meters.

Thinking like this, she opened the chat software on the computer at will. Coincidentally, formaldehyde happened to be in the three-person chat group that she had set up.

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 08:12:21

anyone here?

Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 08:12:25

Puppet

On days when there are no three shifts in the early morning, sandstones usually appear more than eight in the morning. If there are three shifts in the early morning ... then it will be after eleven. In fact, Yi Ti suspected that he actually had a manuscript, because even if he only appeared at eleven the next day, it could be updated before twelve. So, the third morning is undoubtedly the evil interest of this guy.

Of course, this has not been proven.

Xun Long Xiao Tian (XXOOXXOO) 08:12:30

I am also here.

Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 08:12:37

Whoops, it's rare. I can see you before 10 o'clock. It seems that I only know you once or twice?

Long Xiaotian (XXOOXXOO) 08:12:45

Hmm ... I am also very busy.

Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 08:12:52

I'm busy sleeping? (Smirk)

Long Xiaotian (XXOOXXOO) 08:12:58

Uh ...

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 08:13:07

Heheke, the two will be developing their own relationship ... No, friendship, I have something to say.

Long Xiaotian (XXOOXXOO) 08:13:10

Uh ...

Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 08:13:17

We don't need development, we are already full of love, right, Aotian ... No, Xiaotian. (Pick your feet)

Long Xiaotian (XXOOXXOO) 08:13:21

What's the matter?

Yi Yi Ti Fu, let's leave the topic, she is really rude to this kind of cheeky guy. Imagine how much she had respected him back then, now ... forget it, let alone sadness.

The creature of the author Zhu Jun is really like a white lotus flower-it can only be viewed from a distance, not playful.

Otherwise the cruel reality will have muddy face!

Formaldehyde's story is related to the comics. According to him, the printing of the comics is ready to start. Then, the publisher wants to print both heads, so he wants to ask them for photos.

Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 08:14:35

其实 In fact, I have given it to Xiao Tian.

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 08:14:46

Secondary portrait? It's okay. Xiaotian, when can you make pictures?

Long Xiaotian (XXOOXXOO) 08:14:55

I have already finished drawing.

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 08:15:03

Oh? Sent to see.

的 The sand and stone looking at the screen raised her eyebrows. Although she entrusted this matter to the other party, he was actually curious, what kind of image he was in the other party's mind.

"Your portrait?" Zhao Mingqi, who was about to go to work, looked at the computer behind him, "What?"

The sandstone came and opened his mouth: "The wise, the mighty, the spirit, the extraordinary, the noble, the great, the brave, the stubborn, and the stubborn."

"... You are truly the author." I said so many words without repeating them.

"Required!" Thumb.

不过 "However, this virtue?" Zhao Mingqi raised an eyebrow and looked at someone. "I want to ask for a long time, what is it like to eat cucumber and smoke?"

"Would you like to try it?" Sandstone passed the cigarette **** and cucumber tail to a friend.

"……no need."

"Oh. Leave it for me."

喂 "Hey!" Zhao Mingqi watched the smoke and cucumber stuffed into his hands, and his forehead bounced a few green tendons. He really wanted to stuff these things into the mouth of this goods!

此时 At this moment, a picture popped up on the screen.

Zhao Mingqi looked at it, and was stunned, until the cigarette **** burned to his fingers before returning to God. He looked at his friend, but couldn't tell the expression on his face: "Have you seen it?"

"No."

"So ..." How could it be like this? Although the face is completely different, the action and the aura ...

He sandstone raised his hands and stretched his waist: "This is true love!"

"Hey!"

The lazy young man picked up the cigarette case from the table, tapped his finger underneath, and picked up the popped smoke from his mouth, lighting it.

After Biao took a deep breath, he exhaled a cigarette ring and started typing--

Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 08:17:35

I actually dare to corrupt my image like this, Xiao Tian, ​​what should you do? !!

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 08:17:43

Is there corruption? I feel very much like you.

Long Xiaotian (XXOOXXOO) 08:17:50

Editor wise!

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 08:17:55

Hey, what about your portrait, Xiao Tian, ​​also come and see?

Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 08:18:00

Yeah wow, let's check it out. (Raise the knife)

Although he made such threatening words, in reality his expression was very calm, without even raising his eyebrows.

Soon after, another image was brushed out.

A closer look at the sandstone ...

"Kheke cough!"

He spit out the smoke in his mouth and coughed for a long time. There is no reason for this, this portrait is too impactful. If his portraits still belong to the human category, what do you think of them ... all the looks of aliens?

He has a pentagonal face, a thick eyebrow that grows into his hair, and a nose that is wanted to be chopped out by a knife. There is only a mouth that is one millimeter thick ...

In a sense, this is really the standard Long Xiaotian.

Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 08:20:15

Thank you. Seeing you, I suddenly felt much more handsome.

Long Xiaotian (XXOOXXOO) 08:20:19

Uh ...

"You have a good relationship." Zhao Mingqi put on his jacket, "I am going to work."

Sandstone waved his back to his back: "That's right. Bring a roast chicken when I come back at noon."

"All said, I'm not your nanny!"

哦 "Oh, remember to order more sweet sauce with the boss."

"..."

A moment later, the door slammed.

However, it is not uncommon for poor Mensensen to be "treated", so Sandstone's eyes continue to engage in web chat without blinking.