I Heard You Are an Alien

Yi Yi Ti moved.

About a week ago, a lawyer found Yi Ti's home and presented her with a will, stating that an old man named "Xiu Xiuying" had left her inheritance to her.

Yi Yi Ti was so confused at that time that she almost thought it was a recent popular trick show. It wasn't until she saw the old man's picture that she remembered that she had seen the old man once.

It was a month ago that she temporarily went to work nearby, but it rained heavily.

She habitually sent home the old man hiding from the rain under the nearby eaves, which is the flower shop she moved into today. After a few chats, she left and left, but did not expect that the old man would leave this shop to her. You know, although it is located in a roadway that is not so busy, it is not too far from the city center and the traffic is very convenient. It can be said that it is of great value.

She was really hesitant at the time, whether to accept this shop or not. If you accept it, will the elderly's family be resentful because of this, and it is certainly worthwhile to get a house, but if you make other people's families uncomfortable because of this, they always feel bad.

Later, the lawyer told her that the old man had no other loved ones, and Yi Ti's life had just fallen into trouble.

The present is different from the past. It is no longer the age when you can get a job with a teacher ID. In order to be a teacher, she must take the test. Yi Ti passed the written test last year, but she was brushed down during the interview, so she became a temporary teacher in a certain high school. Without "identity", there is no salary for the winter and summer vacations. However, this year she lost her interview again. She originally planned to continue mixing for a year in a private high school. Who knew that the school said that there were no vacancies? I heard a familiar teacher say that it was a relative of a school leader.

This kind of thing, in the year after graduation, Yi Ti has learned to calmly accept, because complaining is useless.

If she can't find a new teacher job before the summer vacation, although Yi Ti will not run out of food and stay on the street, she can only find another job with a "professional mismatch". If such a thing is known to his brother, he will definitely take her back for various reasons. She managed to escape from his "magic claw", and she didn't want to go back so soon.

After thinking about it, she finally accepted the bequest of the old man and gave herself a real place to stay in the city.

Moreover, it is not good to continue to live in another house, because Yi Ti, who seems ordinary to the extreme, actually has a secret.

That is, she secretly raised an alien.

This matter, let's start from ten days ago--

In fact, Yi Ti has always felt that he may not be born to his parents.

No reason for it, if they were pro, they would never give her such a strange name.

Thanks to this gift, she has been inseparable from nicknames such as "ET" and "Aliens" since she was a child. However, I did not expect that one day, I actually met an alien.

Time: 9 pm.

Location: next to the trash can in the stairwell.

Characters: Yi Ti, and a Sultana star who claims to be from the M3464 Nebula.

Event: ...

Anyway, she didn't want to remember at all.

I was scared and screamed by an alien who looked exactly like a slime. I rolled my eyes and fainted and turned my face into a nosebleed. She didn't even remember it! !! !!

In short, when she woke up, she was already lying on the sofa at home, and the blue object that was as soft as a jelly was sitting on the sofa opposite her, showing the same blue eyes. Looking at her, she didn't blink.

She quickly got up from the sofa, inspected her body slightly, and relieved slightly when she found no damage. Then she looked at the unknown creature in front of her vigilantly: "Please leave my house immediately, or I will call the police!" The police should manage ... this, right? I think her policeman in the celestial dynasty can help the kittens get off the tree, unlock the occupants, help the old people go home, drive away aliens or something ... definitely no problem!

As she spoke, her eyes peeped at the fruit knife on the coffee table.

"Earth female, I need your help." Unlike the appearance that seems to be lying soft and frozen, the legendary Sultana star has a slightly mechanical and rigid tone, but the sound sounds completely elegant. Male voice.

Yan Yiti took a deep breath and replied, "I don't think I have the obligation to help you."

Unexpectedly, this alien actually agreed with her words: "Indeed, because the level of civilization on the earth is still too low, my planet has not formally established diplomatic relations with you, nor has it concluded an agreement. You did not help me Necessary, but I still ask for your help. "

理由 "Reason?"

因为 "Because you are a good person."

"..."

Yi Yi Ti thinks today is really a magical day.

She met an alien.

She was fainted by an alien.

She was asked for help by an alien.

as well as……

She was issued a nice card by an alien.

Although countless cards have been issued since childhood, Yi Ti really doesn't want to accept them. what is this? Has her "bad guy" name passed to aliens?

"Earth female, now that you have received that sentence, can you help me?"

"Why do you think so?"

"When I landed, I saw an Earth female saying" You are a good man "to an Earth male who seemed to have helped himself through the difficulties. The male wept on the spot. I think this should be your custom. When you say In this sentence, you can get help. "

"..." No, isn't there such a custom at all? What is he seeing? The poor scene where the spare tire was abandoned after giving everything to the goddess? Don't take that as common sense!

And, in such a way, does this slime think of herself as a goddess and treat her as a spare tire ...

易 蒂 囧 囧 Forehead: "How do you want me to help you?"

"Energize."

"Energy?"

"I was almost depleted when the earth landed and needed to be replenished."

补充 "Addition ... You don't want to eat people, right?" Yi Ti felt that she might be deceived by the cute appearance of the other person, and quickly took two steps back again.

请 "Don't worry, Sultana is not hostile to the earth. I came here completely by accident, and the earth's body is not in our recipe because of lack of nutrition."

"..." This is not reassuring at all? Yi Ti swallowed and asked, "What do you need?"

"I do not know."

"Ha you……"

Before she finished speaking, the knock on the door suddenly sounded.

Yi Yiti walked to the door, looked at it through the cat's eyes, and was surprised to find that it was the security guard who stood at the door.

She quickly opened the door and asked, "Is there anything wrong?"

The two security guards were relieved when they saw her.

"Miss Yi, are you okay?"

"I?"

"That's it. The neighbor next door heard your scream before. When you went out to check, you found a small pool of blood in the staircase. Then there were traces of dragging on the ground. This trace spread to your The door of the house. "

Yi Yi Ti: "..."

She knows the source of the blood on Jain Beach better than anyone else. That's right, it's her nosebleed. As for the traces of dragging ... Although she was frightened at the time, she did have a faint feeling of being dragged, and even if she didn't feel it at the time, she saw the **** and dusty pajamas on her chest afterwards. , Can also guess everything-this guy actually kept her chest down and dragged her back to the room ... No wonder the chest felt flatter!

Isn't it a shame for an alien to make such a thing? !!

"Miss Yi?"

"Um, it's like this. Screaming is because ... I found a mouse in the staircase! The blood is my nosebleed," Yi Ti pointed to the nose, and laughed, "Ahahaha, I was so scared, so I fell straight down on the ground. "

The security guard took a breath and showed an expression that could not bear to look directly. Obviously, this sentence alone brought infinite pain.

"The trail of dragging?"

"It wasn't a drag trail. It was because I was fettered. Why couldn't I stand there, so I crawled all the way back."

Security: "..." Is this all right? !!