I have a bunch of relatives who want to be Hokage

After the first lesson of the second week, Uchiha Shingen and Uchiha Itachi, whose little eyebrows were about to wrinkle into a ball, returned to the Uchiha clan with the Flying Thunder God.

After returning the dizzy Uchiha Itachi to Uchiha Mikoto, Uchiha Shingen went home.

It’s been a long time since I’ve been a teacher. I’m a bit unwieldy and I feel like I’m not doing well.

This is not his first time as a teacher. In the first episode, he also had a brief guest appearance as a teacher in a ninja school.

It's sad to think about it. When the ninja school first opened, there were only 38 people in the entire class.

At that time, the main body of Konoha was still a ninja clan. Everyone was used to educating their children at home. This habit is still retained by the ninja clan. They send a few to ninja schools, but most of them still receive family education in the clan.

If you think about it carefully, that class was full of big guys.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzo, Uchiha Kagami, Akimichi Tōfū, Mito Kadeni, and Koharu Koharu are all in it.

That is to say, Uchiha Kagami is unlucky, otherwise as a member of the Senju Tobirama Guards, he must have a place in the Sandaime team. In that case, the situation of the Uchiha clan will probably be much better.

But there is one thing to say, the Ninja clan's organizational method will one day disintegrate on its own, it is only a matter of time.

Well, who did he say this to?

I can’t remember it, so I don’t care.

What matters now is time.

By the way, I asked today, Uchiha Itachi's five years old is an imaginary age, and it will be real by next year. Uchiha Mikoto has just been pregnant not long ago, and this year has reached the fourth season, so Uchiha Sasuke will be born next year, and he and Uzumaki Naruto is the same year, so Obito will come to Konoha to play Kyuubi next year.

You still need to be well prepared for this kind of thing.

Uchiha Shingen is not worried about the Kyuubi being released. What he is worried about is that after the Kyuubi is released, Namikaze Minato will die for love just like in the original time and space.

It would not be a good thing for Uchiha that Namikaze Minato would die for his love now.

If he really didn't know the core techniques of the Uzumaki clan, he would definitely give Uzumaki Kushina a bunch of more seals. Don't say no, BUFF can be stacked, DEBUFF can be stacked, but your seals can't be stacked?

It's just affecting stability, but shouldn't we first ensure that Nine-Tails can't come out?

Uzumaki Kushina is worthy of growing up in the Uzumaki clan. She follows the tradition of the Uzumaki clan and is a technology master.

Uchiha Shingen had an affair with a Uzumaki girl in his first episode. He convinced the Uzumaki girl that he would not do such a stupid thing again. He decided to rely on his own skills to change the fate of a wife-controlling girl.

In the following days, Uchiha Shingen entered into a very fulfilling working state of nine to five plus two days off.

The Hokage Building no longer assigns tasks to the Uchiha clan.

In the short quarter before, the Uchiha clan and the Hyuga clan even joined forces to complete tasks. Several other ninja clans had objections. Forget it, the Uchiha clan is the public servant of the entire clan. It was okay to say that there was not enough manpower at first, but as the market gradually stabilized, it was not appropriate to let the Uchiha clan participate in the mission.

From Uchiha Shingen's point of view, this is normal.

Public service ninjas are not included in this task allocation mechanism. The salary offered by Konoha to public service ninjas is not low. Basically, the salary is determined based on the mission salary level of the corresponding ninja level.

Uchiha Shingen is a Jonin, so his monthly basic salary is the guaranteed amount for A-level tasks. On top of this, there are subsidies. And these are only the actual monthly payments from the Konoha Administration Department in accordance with the salary system. The Uchiha clan It also provides various subsidies and dividends to the ninjas in the clan.

In this way, although it is still not as profitable as doing S-level tasks, it is still considerable in a year.

Uchiha Shingen is a contented person, and he will not look down on the money just because he has completed an S-level mission.

This level of income has already discouraged most jounin in Konoha.

He commutes to and from get off work peacefully every day and practices hard. From time to time, he takes Itachi Uchiha out to collect information, give him history lessons, and guide him in ninjutsu.

The life was very nourishing, but the only drawback was that the Yang Dun in his body still looked like a salted fish uncle, the kind who was reluctant to turn over.

Forget it, you can’t force it.

The twisted melon is not sweet.

Only tea tastes delicious no matter how you drink it.

In order to show that he was not a solitary eater, and to prove that he was not so stingy, Uchiha Shingen made a rare treat and invited Uchiha Shisui to drink tea.

That batch of tea was very potent. Tiehuo and the others went crazy, and the medicinal flavor unlocked new postures.

This uncle can be said to be a model of a real person who doesn't show his face. How can he still be immature for the first time? He is so sophisticated now.

Only Uchiha Shisui looked like a quail, even his hands were red.

Uchiha Shingen always felt that he did not take Uchiha Shisui to drink tea that day, but he brought tea to the ladies.

All these ladies are talented people!

It's a pity that such an exciting scene still failed to make Uchiha Shingen open his kaleidoscope.

Unfortunately, he once again missed the opportunity to become a great man for the next generation of the Uchiha clan. He was unable to prove with irrefutable evidence that "the sun escapes the body and happiness opens the eyes" is the correct path for the Uchiha people.

Not making it up, he opened the three magatama while drinking tea, which made him feel so happy.

The days passed like this, and winter finally arrived. The continuous white snow began to decorate the world. Thick hoarfrost covered the houses. Konoha gradually lost its former prosperity. There were few pedestrians on the street and it gradually became lonely. The occasional sound came instead. It brings out the desertedness of the street.

In fact, the winter in the Land of Fire is not too cold, but the people of Konoha are used to the warmth and pampering of the sun, and they don't like to go out much during this season.

Xicheng District is even more obvious. Without the green trees and shades, it even looks a bit rundown. No one goes out in the early morning. At noon, the residents here will come out one after another and gather in sunny places. In a ball.

But Uchiha Shingen didn't hate this weather at all.

His Ice Escape was practiced in a world of ice and snow.

The vast land is covered with snow. There is no better scenery than this.

Another early morning, Uchiha Shingen came out of his home. He walked across the white snow, leaving countless lines of footprints on the snow, and entered the training ground to start practicing.

As he continued to change his handprints, crystal clear ice sculptures rose from the ground one after another, and then dispersed like water.

With repeated experiments, constantly adjusting the proportion of chakra, and learning ice escape to this day, Uchiha Shingen finally slowly found the trick.

He slapped his palm, the snow shook slightly, and a huge palm stood up from the snow.

"It's been a long time..." After muttering, Uchiha Shingen used chakra to transform the giant palm again.

Regardless of the change in form or nature, although there is still a shortcoming in activation speed, this escape technique has finally reached the level he expected.

The next step is how to integrate the sealing technique into this escape technique.

Chapter 38 Uchiha Shingen’s first name

Whether it is the Perfect Susanoo or the Wood Release Ninjutsu, they all have the same characteristic - a Ninjutsu that can carry the caster's body.

Uchiha Madara's Susano can cast ninjutsu through the seal, Uchiha Sasuke's Susano can use Amaterasu to use senjutsu, Senju Hashirama Yo is unparalleled in the world, so his Wood Release can absorb chakra like him. and the use of magical energy.

The two escape techniques that come from the transformation of two natures, ice escape and wood escape seem to be very different when compared.

The Snow Clan's ice escape only comes and goes a few times. It either opens the shield or uses the principle of chakra interconnection to perform space transformation. When it wants to attack, it changes its form into a thousand kunai or kunai, and then it is gone. It freezes to death. People, but the temperature is just like that, the typical defense is OK and the offense is bad.

But this is a cultural difference. Kirigakure is like that, he is very good at assassination. The Yuki clan follows the typical assassin style, with crazy agility attributes.

This is completely unsuitable for Uchiha Shingen, and is not even worthy of being included in the Uchiha library. Therefore, Uchiha Shingen did not copy any of the techniques of the Snow Clan. He felt that it was a waste of his power.

Can space transformation be used by Flying Thunder God?

So how can someone who freezes ice behind others and swishes them with Senbon Kunai, be more reliable than Flying Thunder God Slasher, Flying Thunder God 2nd Stage, etc.? He is not the descendant of Grandma Rong.

Opening the shield is just so-so, but you don't need to use magic for this, just create ice and shape.

After much deliberation, it would be more reliable to imitate the bad-ass patriarch of the Zhou Dynasty.

There is just one problem. Ice is hard enough but not as tough as wood. Even after adjusting the chakra ratio, the limit is to make Godzilla or King Kong. If you want to restrain the tailed beast like the wood escape, you can just pull it down. The tailed beast can do it. When it comes to radio gymnastics, there are no scum left.

Therefore, it is not possible to copy the gourd and draw the scoop.

But it doesn't matter, Uchiha Shingen Zero was not a ninja, but a two-dimensional enthusiast.

If the Hokage is not enough, then the pirates will join in. Can the matter of the second dimension be called plagiarism?

He does not create skills, he is a transporter of skills.

Uchiha Shingen, who had a clear goal, began to play ice sculpture games in the training ground every day, and had a great time playing.

Noticing his special interest in winter, one day, his aunts, uncles and so on showed up and asked him to make ice sculptures for the children of the tribe.

There is no way to refuse this. Elderly people only have so many interests. Watching their grandchildren play is their biggest interest. It is much more fun than playing with themselves. No, this is their "play".

When Uchiha Shingen was a cub, he was also played with by grandparents of the same age.

Therefore, he did his best to build an ice sculpture exhibition using ice escape, thinking that it was just to practice his skills.

As a result, the day of the clan exhibition was very lively. The children were very happy, and the grandparents were even happier. Even senior officials such as Uchiha Fugaku brought their children to play.

This gave Uchiha Shingen a sudden inspiration. Under his strong suggestion, and with his solid craftsmanship as a guarantee, the Uchiha clan applied to the Hokage Building for an ice and snow exhibition event. The tickets were very cheap, only 100 taels for ordinary people. In addition, Children under six years old and seniors over sixty are free. Ninjas are 500 taels, but ninjas who are disabled on the job are free.

The Hokage Building didn't take it seriously and approved it. Minato Namikaze ignored it for now. A few old men and women thought that not many people would go to see it. Isn't it cold to go out in the winter?

Then Konoha experienced the most lively winter since the village was founded.

Uchiha Shingen seriously gave this exhibition a name - Uchiha Ice and Snow Exhibition.

There are tens of thousands of ninjas in Konoha alone. Counting the hundreds of thousands of villagers, they can't stop them. The enthusiasm that this group of people burst out blinded the eyes of the Hokage Building.

The Uchiha Ice and Snow Exhibition was full on the first day, and it lasted for three months until January of the following year. Uchiha Shingen was crazy about ice sculptures every day - in order to ensure attraction, he had to do something different every day. The ice sculptures, including the ice sculpture buildings, were all created by him based on his memory of various famous buildings on Blue Star.

After three months of non-stop masturbation, the ice escape speed that he had always criticized was no longer a problem. Later, he could do anything with just a clap of his hands.

It's just people masturbating.

It doesn't work without hemp, he can't just make ice, he also needs lights inside.

However, when the accounts were settled at the end of the month and the dividends arrived, Uchiha Shingen felt that the hard work was worth it. This was more than what he had done in the previous wave of tasks last year.

The Uchiha executives happily decided to hold it every winter. No one expected that this ice and snow exhibition would be so profitable and popular.

It was impossible for the Hokage Building not to approve it, because in the past three months, not only the villagers had come to play, but also people from other parts of the Fire Country came here to see it. In the end, even foreigners came in, and business was so good.

The Uchiha Ice and Snow Exhibition has been hailed as one of Konoha's special attractions.

Under Uchiha Shingen's persuasion, although the upper management of the Uchiha clan was very unhappy, they still allocated another sum of money and gave it to the Hokage Building. Uchiha Fugaku recited the manuscript written by Uchiha Shingen to him in the Hokage's office. He said that he would not leave until he received the money, and he must contribute to the development of Konoha.

The old men and women in the original third generation team were all dumbfounded. In the end, these people personally escorted Uchiha Fugaku out of the Hokage Building, telling him not to work too hard and to balance work and rest. Although Uchiha Fugaku's performance was very hard, but This time it felt worth it, he had never been so prosperous in the Hokage Building.

Even Danzo Shimura had absorbed his magical powers and didn't show off his sima face like usual.

Funny to say, Shimura Danzo's attitude towards Uchiha is the standard trend towards Uchiha in the Hokage Building.

The rest of the Uchiha clan soon felt the difference in the atmosphere of the village. The ninjas in the administrative department would take the initiative to greet the security team members when walking on the street, as if "everyone in the system should be closer to each other".

The popularity has simply skyrocketed.

Uchiha Shingen has also become famous. Now when he walks on the streets of Konoha, everyone will affectionately call him "Master Shingen".

It's just that he doesn't like this name very much and feels that he has aged sixty years instantly.

But it was not without its benefits. As a result, at least during the Ice and Snow Exhibition, Uchiha Shingen could go to any izakaya for free, which was completely like the emperor's style of copying brands.

"Why do you call me master? Am I someone who would take advantage of this?" Uchiha Shingen, who had just been called master again while walking on the street, looked at Uchiha Shisui and Uchiha on the side in an awkward mood. Bo Itachi, "Also, Forget it Itachi, what are you doing here today?"

"Brother Shingen, were you too tired some time ago? You feel very angry." Uchiha Shisui smiled. He really liked the atmosphere in the village now. "Speaking of which, it's true of Brother Shingen. It improved all of a sudden. The attitude of the villagers towards the family.”

"What's wrong with this?" Uchiha Shingen shook his head, "The powerful ones haven't come yet."

He looked up at the sky.

Winter has passed and the new year has begun, and the real crisis will come.

Chapter 39 Finally waiting for you

Winter turns to spring, the sun rises, and flocks of swallows once again appear in the sky of Konoha Hidden Village.

The streets began to regain their bustle, with busy traffic during the day and bright lights at night.

Uchiha Mikoto's belly is now very large, and Uchiha Fugaku is no longer worried about letting her go out alone.

But as the Minister of Police and the leader of the Uchiha clan, there was no way he could take paternity leave.

Fortunately, he also has a well-behaved son.

On this day, Uchiha Itachi accompanied his mother out shopping as usual.

As a young man, he didn't quite understand why his mother seemed to change when she went shopping, but that didn't stop him from doing a good job of protecting her like a little adult.

When he accompanied his mother out of a store, he noticed a woman with red hair and a similarly bulging belly waving in the opposite direction.

"Mikoto!"

"Kushina!" Uchiha Mikoto was very happy to meet her best friend whom she hadn't seen for many days, and immediately greeted her, "Are you coming out to relax too?"

After hearing this, Uchiha Itachi subconsciously glanced sideways.