I Found A Planet

Chapter 124 Wow 2.0 released (seventh update)

Recently on Weibo, thanks to the official account of Xinghai Company, they often post words such as "stunned", "epoch-making product", "guaranteed to sell 100 million units", etc., which attract attention and attract heated discussions among netizens.

Do enough publicity warm-up in advance.

This new product launch conference has attracted the attention of many people.

The gymnasium, which can accommodate 30,000 people, is full of seats, it can be said to be full.

Hundreds of relevant technology media and evaluation agencies also came.

Some of the media, with the mentality of watching jokes and seeing ugliness, intend to expose a big story.

Even conceived the article in advance, and decided to vigorously sing Xinghai Technology.

Because in the past six months, Xinghai Technology has made various "non-business" actions, and they really can't stand it anymore!

"In September, after Zhongxin International's stock soared by nearly 30%, it was maliciously sold short by large institutions, and the stock plummeted by another 30%, and its market value fell back to 30 billion. Holding 1.2 billion shares, through a series of operations, the shareholding ratio has increased to 12%.”

"In October, another mysterious project of Xinghai Technology was exposed. The company's official Weibo disclosed some information. After investigation by interested people: Xinghai Technology invested more than 5 billion in this project, which turned out to be a learning machine... Poof! On the learning machine Spending 5 billion? How rich and willful!"

"At the end of November, the total sales of Wow 1.1 robots exceeded 6 million units, and there is still room for further improvement in sales. Xinghai Technology suddenly announced that Wow 1.1 was discontinued. The newly cultivated market was suddenly out of stock in a large area, and the scalpers made a lot of money again. Full."

"In December, the shortage of intelligent sweeping robots reached millions of units, and there were calls for goods everywhere. Xinghai Technology was unmoved and had no intention of restarting the production line. It seemed to have given up on this market. At the same time, many domestic Up to eight companies have announced that they have developed a sweeping robot comparable to Wawa 1.1."

"To die! To die all the way!"

"We estimate that this newly emerging technology company has at most two years of life!"

"We will witness a young man with a stunned head, playing a good hand of cards in the shortest time!"

"This young man, in the next ten years, will be a joke that people recall from time to time!"

"But we will not regret it. We have persuaded everything that should be persuaded, but some people will not die if they don't do it. Let's appreciate the death process of the next company."

The reporters sent by this part of the media actually decided in their hearts that this press conference will end in failure.

An extremely idle technology company can still make good products, they would rather believe that there are ghosts in this world!

...

Eight o'clock sharp.

The opening music starts.

Xinghai Technology CEO Ling Jundong in a thick suit, wearing a headset and holding a page turner, walked onto the stage.

The press conference officially started.

Wow Robot 2.0 is launched!

...

"Our Wow 2.0, in order to clean the floor cleaner, has made many improvements, such as increasing the speed of the floating brush, using a brush head with better material... The cleaning index of most scenes can 99.99%."

"Wow 2.0's robotic arm is very flexible, has a certain ability to grab items, can handle its own trash box, can pick up larger pieces of garbage, and throw it into the designated trash can... After buying Wow 2.0, in addition to dumping Garbage work, humans no longer need to pay attention to the floor."

"Calling it the 'floor terminator' is more appropriate."

"The second important feature has been added - family protection!"

"That's right, Wow 2.0 will become the patron saint of every family! It can monitor the situation at home in real time, avoid property theft, and report fires in time; if there is an elderly person in poor health at home, Wow 2.0 can help measure the heartbeat and pulse. Report the situation in a timely manner; it can remind children to pay attention to safety, not to climb the window, and a thermometer is integrated inside. If the child has a cold and fever, it can report as soon as possible.”

"Wow wow 2.0, will be our family patron saint!"

"Third item, family social interaction pattern...Please treat wow wow as a member of your family."

"The fourth item is the public welfare and environmental protection model! I don't know if you have any impression of our "Wow Robot" commercial? What is the mission of Wow to come to the earth? That's right, to protect the environment and protect the earth! This is Wow's responsibility, It is also Xinghai Technology's responsibility."

"If the user agrees to participate in public welfare activities, Wawa will publish a public welfare activity of 'I love environmental protection' once a week to clean the surrounding communities, parks, and squares. For some corners that Wawa can't handle, it can guide its owner and pick them up. Walk some garbage in the grass and flowers, tell the garbage category, explain its hazards, and suggest how to classify it...Lead human beings and make contributions to environmental protection."

"In order to encourage people to care for the environment, Xinghai Technology has established an environmental protection points system. Every time you participate in the 'I Love Environmental Protection' activity, you can reward a certain number of points. When the points reach 1000, we will give you a free maintenance service (even if it is not within the warranty period). Points Reach 10,000, send a new wow robot!"

"Finally, a game mode has been added... Through this mode, your wow can continue to grow and improve your combat effectiveness, and you can also make many like-minded friends. Please take your wow and join the battle together!"

Ling Jundong explained emotionally.

Cooperate with live demonstrations by technicians.

Occasionally intense and exciting, and occasionally soft and sensational music.

Boom~

The whole stadium is buzzing!

The audience collectively boiled!

Countless voices shouted from the audience.

"I want to buy such a wow robot!"

"This robot is amazing! It's perfect!"

"No cats or dogs, just wow!"

"I didn't expect to be able to participate in environmental protection and public welfare in this way. Conscientious companies, conscientious companies, just for this conscience, wow 2.0, must buy!"

"It's so frightening, this is the upgraded version 2.0? Compared with wow wow 1.1, this is simply a big upgrade of the rocket, and the toothpaste is full!"

"It's over, it's over, it's too early to buy, my Wow 1.1 is too early to buy! Wow 2.0 is so awesome, what kind of bicycle do you need?!"

"Hey, Xinghai Technology, you guys are ruthless! My Wahah 1.1 has only been bought for a few days? You have come up with such a thing again, what do you make me think? Well, it smells so good."

"Madan, it's so delicious, forget it and buy another one!"

And when Ling Jundong asked "Do you want to buy it?"

Tens of thousands of spectators stood up and shouted "buy" at the same time.

The atmosphere is at its peak.

What about those media organizations that bad-mouth Xinghai Technology?

How do they feel about this conference?

Awkward.

Very embarrassing.

They looked at each other, completely speechless.

His face was hot, and he found that the prediction in his heart was completely wrong.

Unknowingly lost morality, the title of the article conceived in my mind began as follows:

"There is no doubt that Xinghai Technology is still the king in the field of home robots"

"Catering to the Market? No, Xinghai Technology wants to change the world! "

"Don't forget the original intention, how to make a product that reflects the conscience and sense of responsibility of the enterprise"

"Making Our Lives Better? Wow Wow 2.0 did it"

"Buy Wow Wow 2.0? Of course, this is a must-have item! "

And at this time.

The most exciting and anticipated part of the new product launch conference——

Announcing the price of Wow 2.0.

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