I Can’t Be a Sword God

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Fireworks are set off everywhere.

It's New Year's Eve again.

In the Deyun Temple decorated with lanterns and festoons, a red shadow swished past, and then a white shadow followed closely. The white figure stood at the door with arms crossed, only to see clearly that it was a fox girl in a white coat with white velvet around her neck.

The fox girl stared: "Old Wan, hurry up and catch it! I'm so mad!"

As she spoke, she turned around and closed the door. . .

Close the door and let the flying sand fly thousands of miles away.

"Come on!" Wanli Feisha yelled, and went out in a swipe, but turned back in the blink of an eye.

When he came back, he was already holding a little guy half-carrying and half-embracing in his arms.

It was the brontosaurus baby wearing a red coat and a little red hat with a tiger's head on his head.

"Hey——" Xiao Feilong uttered a low voice, sounding extremely aggrieved.

But the fox girl still kept a straight face, unmoved in the slightest.

Seeing this, Wanli Feisha smiled and smoothed things over and said, "It's Chinese New Year, why should you be so angry, he's still a child..."

"Hmph!" The fox girl said angrily, "It ran with Wang Longqi to set off fireworks!"

"Hey, I thought it was a big deal." Wanli Feisha waved his hand, "Isn't it normal for children to play with fireworks?"

"The two of them ran to the place where the fireworks were set off. It's the ancestral grave of Zhao Liangcai's family!" The fox girl said, "At first, the old Zhao family thought that there was green smoke coming from their ancestral grave, but later they found that it was red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple smoke. ..."

"The point is, when someone comes, Wang Longqi knows how to run away, but he is just having fun there, he was caught right away!"

"People know that it belongs to our Deyun Temple, and they dare not do anything to it, so how should the neighbors and villagers see our temple in the future?"

The more the fox girl spoke, the more angry she became, she pointed at Xiao Feilong's nose, and exhaled a lot of fragrance.

At this time, Wanli Feisha had already put down the little fat dragon, and stood by the fox girl, assuming that he would never associate with this dragon.

While cursing here, Wang Longqi came in with a red coat and a small hat, three or two servants, carrying big and small bags, smiling.

The fox girl opened her eyes immediately: "Are you still willing to come?"

"Haha, didn't I come here to bring you New Year's goods! Come, come, move in." Wang Longqi greeted, just like his own home.

"Don't pretend you're okay, I'll tell you, stay away from our Thunder Dragon baby from now on, and don't take it with you," the fox girl said.

"That can't be done." Wang Longqi glanced at the little fat dragon, and stretched out his fist at it, "We are good buddies for life!"

"Hey!"

Xiao Feilong stretched out his fist happily and touched Wang Longqi.

The fox girl pressed her temples, only to feel her head buzzing, this child is afraid that she will be disabled, if not, hurry up and have a second child...

Just as he was talking, he saw a figure walking in. This person was dressed in a blue Taoist robe and had a strange appearance. It was Zhao Liangchen.

It's just that Zhao Liangchen changed his ugly and cold demeanor at this time, instead he had a warm and innocent smile on his face.

The fox girl looked at Zhao Liangchen, and slapped her head again, "It's over, my family is here!"

Unexpectedly, Zhao Liangchen smiled: "I brought my wife here to pay New Year's greetings to Deyun Temple, are you all there?"

"Ah..." The fox girl breathed a sigh of relief, "Welcome."

"Xiaojuan, don't be shy, come in." Zhao Liangchen turned around and waved, and a girl in simple clothes also walked in.

The young girl's face is not considered beautiful, but she is fair and delicate, and looks a little reserved.

Zhao Liangchen got married not long ago, and everyone knew about it. He saved his sweetheart's tea mountain by himself. Xiaojuan's tea-growing grandfather agreed with this marriage very much, and was so excited that he cried...

The couple put down the gifts in their hands, Zhao Liangchen smiled embarrassedly, "This time, besides New Year's greetings, there is actually something I want to ask for your help..."

"Hey, we're old friends now, so let's just say it." The fox girl waved her hand.

"I would like to invite the little koi, and wish our husband and wife a long life." Zhao Liangchen said.

"That's fine, okay." The fox girl said: "It's time for dinner, and Yue'er hasn't come back yet. Recently, there are a lot of things to do in worshiping the moon, and she is also busy, and she is exhausted."

During this period of time, the Moon Worship Sect formed by the little koi believers grew stronger day by day, and unexpectedly became a considerable-scale force.

Yu Qi'an simply let the little koi manage it, choose some good wishes from them every day, and send them blessings.

Do a good deed every day... make a little money by the way.

If it is an ordinary koi, doing too much may lose luck. But the little koi is bound by Li Chu and blessed by the immortal phoenix gall, so there is no need to worry too much.

So the little koi embarked on the road of making a fortune by sending blessings, and the Moon Worship Sect grew bigger and bigger. I heard that a group of young talents has emerged recently, among them is a young man with long hair from the south, who is very curious about whether the world is round or square, and often comes to Wanli Feisha for advice...

Just as I was talking, I saw a little koi in a red dress with sequins bouncing back, "I sent out more than a dozen blessings today, and Bishop Yu Guan's flower swing hand really works. Everyone thinks I spent a lot of money." With more strength, Xie Jin will be given more."

"Our Yue'er is amazing." Wang Longqi hurried up to greet her and said, "Go back and wish me the third birth of a daughter."

"Yue'er is tired, let's talk about it tomorrow." The fox girl pushed him away.

Now she can say that she doesn't bother others when she sees Wang Longqi.

A group of people came to the backyard together, and saw Yu Qi'an sitting in the backyard, chatting with Xianshu.

"Yes, my apprentice is leaving. He is going to the fairyland, and you can't follow. But... If you stay in my Deyun Temple and continue to guard, there may not be a day when you become a fairy. What? What do you say You can become a fairy if you go to other places, hehe, can you have the breath of my apprentice when you go to other places?"

Red silk and red lanterns were hung on the branches of the fairy tree. It was not dressed like a serious tree, and was taken aback by the old Taoist priest, not knowing whether to nod or shake his head.

Previously, Li Chu got the star beads from Tong Wudi, and if all seven star beads are gathered, the road to the fairyland can be opened. The master and apprentice discussed it and decided to wait a few months before leaving after this year.

As for these few months, Li Chu could just stay in the human world and carry out another wave of sweeping up evil.

The typical black and evil forces like the giant kun in the North Sea, the potential threat of annihilation, became Li Chu's first target.

Nowadays, there is no Beiming sect in the world, and there is no established evil organization.

Haiyan and rivers are clear, and the world is peaceful.

"It's time for dinner, but Li Chu hasn't come back yet?" Wang Longqi looked out, "I don't know what kind of evil he is dealing with this time, so difficult? Even he will take so long."

"Even Yu Huasheng didn't consume him for long, what evil spirit can consume more? It's probably delayed by other things." Zhao Liangchen said.

Just as he was talking, he saw a sudden light in the backyard of the Taoist temple, and Li Chu walked in with Durante.

Walking beside Lao Du, Li Chu's brilliance was particularly dazzling.

Probably the charm of "Foil".

"Is the evil spirit strong this time?" Fox Girl asked.

"Not strong, but still a little weak..." Li Chu shook his head: "So I let Lao Du deal with it, and it will take a while."

Behind him, Lao Du scratched his head embarrassingly: "I'm just trying out new supernatural powers. If I really let go, I'll kill it under the sword in ten rounds..."

"Hahaha, without further ado, let's have dinner!"

With a yell, everyone sat around the dining table, with all their hands and feet, and the banquet was set up.

"Wait..." A plate of dumplings was served, and Wang Longqi suddenly asked, "You didn't let the little koi make dumplings this year, did you?"

It seems that last year's fish-scale dumplings and the previous fish-scale mooncakes have left a big shadow on him.

"Don't worry, the little koi is now the pillar of our Deyun Temple. Every day, by shaking hands and giving blessings, you can earn the food and clothing of the entire Taoist temple. How can I have time to make dumplings for you?" Wanli Feisha smiled. .

Only then did Wang Longqi feel relieved, and as soon as he picked up a dumpling and ate it, he heard a crunching sound.

"Ah..." He covered his mouth and wailed, and picked up a dark black scale with his hand: "What is this?"

"Yeah." The fox girl stuck out her tongue: "The dumplings you ate may have been made by Baby Thunder Dragon."

"Huh?" Wang Longqi looked at Xiao Feilong beside him: "Can you make dumplings with three fingers?"

I saw Xiao Feilong scratching his head shyly, and then stretched out his fist: "Hey!"

"Who will be your best buddy forever!"

They were playing and fighting, and soon they were full of food and drink.

Old Du smiled at Yu Qi'an and said: "Master, there are so many people today, why don't you take out the astrolabe and open our eyes?"

"It's not impossible." Yu Qi'an didn't hesitate, and went back to the room directly to take out a simple cloth-wrapped compass.

Seeing that there are only seven small holes on the compass, it doesn't look like it can be stuffed with star beads.

The old Taoist took out the seven star beads again, and saw that the star beads seemed to have spirituality, and naturally turned into a fluorescent light embedded in the small hole. When the seven star beads were inserted one after another, the entire astrolabe suddenly emitted a faint divine light.

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The beam of light gradually spread from bottom to top, and finally turned into a light curtain, shining in the mid-air for thousands of miles!

In this light, a winding cyan dragon gradually appeared!

"Um?"

Everyone looked at it strangely.

Collect all seven star beads, and a blue dragon appears?

"It seems that it is difficult to end without making a wish..." Wang Longqi said.

"Okay..." The little koi looked at Qinglong and said seriously, "Just say what you wish."

"Baby, you made a mistake, it should help us realize our wishes." The fox girl said quickly.

"Ah, is that so?" The little koi changed his tune again: "Then my wish is that everyone's wish next year can come true!"

The fox girl said: "My wish is to have a handsome and unrestrained husband next year!"

Wanli Feisha said: "My wish is to marry a gentle and virtuous girl next year!"

After finishing speaking, he glanced at the fox girl vaguely, and saw the expression of "Don't beat me up" on the fox girl's face.

Wang Longqi said: "I want a lovely girl for my third child next year!"

Zhao Liangchen held his wife's hand: "I hope that our husband and wife live happily ever after!"

Little Fat Dragon raised his claws: "Hey!"

"What is Baby Thunder Dragon's wish?" Fox Girl asked.

Wang Longqi translated: "It hopes that in the new year, buying a house, marrying a wife, and making a fortune will always bring good luck."

Lao Du raised his hand and said, "Add one."

Li Chu silently said in his heart: "Add one."

After everyone had finished making their wish, Yu Qi'an said loudly to the sky: "Okay, maybe the wish is over, you should hurry up and get lost, don't play dragon with this one."

The green dragon seemed very reluctant when he heard the call, and twisted his body.

"If you don't get out, I will let my apprentice kill you." Yu Qi'an said again.

Hearing this threat, Qinglong glanced at Li Chu helplessly, and then walked away step by step.

"So it's just a pretty guy passing by..." Duranke said speechlessly.

"Collecting all the star beads is just for fun. If you really want to realize your wish, you have to rely on koi." Wang Longqi said.

"The road leading to the fairy world may not be opened once every ten thousand years, and these peaks will be responsive. Qinglong is the strongest of the four elephants, so he wants to take a look at Tongtian Road." Yu Qi'an said.

In fact, it's not just Qinglong, there should be a few surviving Jueding at this time, all watching here silently, wishing they could follow this road to ascend to immortality.

It's a pity that Li Chu suppressed the current world.

They can't stir up a little storm.

Looking at the road to heaven in front of him, Li Chu looked at Yu Qi'an: "Master, are you really not going back?"

"Hehe, no." Yu Qi'an shook his head and said, "I have lost my body in the fairyland, and I will be just a mortal when I go back. Why don't you stay here and look at the vegetation in Shilipo."

Li Chu looked at the light curtain and hesitated: "What does the fairy world look like?"

"I don't remember, and no one in the world will remember." Yu Qi'an said again, "Even now, I suddenly suspect that there are many human worlds in the world, and that fairy world...is there really only one fairy world? Will the place where I come and the place you go to be not the same world at all?"

"Where you come from...where you go..." Li Churuo was thoughtful, but still said: "Maybe you have to look to find out."

"Anyway, brother, you are working hard in the sky, and we will cheer for you below." Wang Longqi said: "Maybe one day, there will suddenly be one more statue in the world, which is your statue of Li Chu. At that time I will save face, this god is my brother... what kind of god will you be then? Handsome god?"

"If Taoist Xiao Li is allowed to choose, the God of Wealth may not be impossible." Zhao Liangchen said.

"Master's sword energy is the most powerful, he must be the sword god." Duran said.

"Yes, Sword God sounds the most domineering."

"Heh..." Li Chu smiled lightly, shook his head modestly, and said, "How could it be, even if there is a fairyland, it's just a newcomer..."

"I can't be the Sword God."

Happy Chinese New Year everyone! Flowers are over! Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! The first book in my life is officially over, it's so complicated hahaha, let's talk about the details after the conclusion speech. Today, I would like to say happy new year to everyone, family reunion, peace and joy! yeah!