I Can’t Be a Sword God

On the summit of Kunlun, the wind is cold and the sun is bleak.

One person and one cat face each other, and there is a bit of weird cuteness in the vastness of the picture.

That person was Bai Yujing, the head teacher of Tong Wudi. He sat on the rock, looked far away, and said in a leisurely tone, "It must be no small matter for you to come to Bai Yujing in person."

On the opposite side is a black cat that has surpassed Duranke, it is the "Sumeru" on Wanfa Mountain.

It's just that at this time, it has no feline attitude at all, standing there quietly, with deep eyes, like a philosopher. Listening to Tong Wudi's words, it spit out the words: "According to the calculation of ten thousand years, the world will soon come to a time of great change."

"Why, do you have a clue?" Tong Wudi asked.

"There's nothing special about it..." the black cat said again: "But I think... that big fish in Beiming is very dangerous."

Tong Wudi nodded lightly when he heard the words, and spit out a word: "Kun..."

"If the Kun turns into a Peng, it will devour the world." The black cat said, "I think we need to take precautions before they happen."

Tong Wudi looked at Beibei and said, "You want to deal with it. What makes me feel unsure today is nothing more than those two..." As he spoke, he remembered something, and changed his words: "Three, Beiming Jukun is one of them. One of them. And it can be regarded as the safest one."

"It is said that the Kun family is the destroyer that wanders in the endless world. They will hibernate in a human world, and wait for the day when they turn into pengs to devour the entire world before leaving here." The black cat said, "This legend is true. "

"If you and the white tiger fight together... plus me and Qinglong, I believe this is feasible." Tong Wudi calculated the combat power, and only considered the extreme state.

After all, in their eyes, they are all ants at the top.

"Teacher Tong is indeed extremely straightforward." The black cat nodded in appreciation.

"To eliminate demons in the world, I have long wanted to do this. It's just that I have always been unstable with the power of one family. Today, you are willing to take the initiative to promote the joint efforts of Buddhism and Taoism. How can I be coy?" Tong Wudi said with a smile .

"Good." The black cat said softly, "I just happened to meet an opportunity."

"oh?"

"I have a son who happened to ask me to save a person. That person was kidnapped by the Little Kun King of the Ziyue Kingdom, and the reason why you and I tolerate the existence of the Ziyue Demon Kingdom in the Western Regions is because of the existence of the giant kun. Thinking about it this way, why not Just shoot directly..." The black cat replied.

"Who is it?"

"It's interesting to say that there is no such thing as fairy fate in the Western Regions recently. That person is the legendary fairy fate person. He was captured by the monsters of Ziyue Kingdom. He must be seeking immortality." The black cat seems to be He showed a smiling face, "But the theory of fairy fate is illusory, I don't really believe it."

"It turns out that the person you are going to save... is that old Taoist priest." Tong Wudi's complexion seemed to change, his eyes hesitated.

"Yeah, I'm still a member of your Taoist sect." The black cat said.

"Hehe, we can't accommodate such a person..." Tong Wudi said in a low voice, then raised his head, "If you want to save him, then I have to think about it..."

"Um?"

When the black cat looked over again, Tong Wudi had already flicked his sleeves lightly, turned around and left, leaving only one sentence: "Aurora Bodhisattva, please come back first, I will give you an answer later."

Before the words fell, the person had disappeared into the misty white clouds.

"Strange." The black cat muttered, the look in its eyes disappeared suddenly, and it regained its cat state, licked its paws, stepped out, and disappeared on the top of the mountain in an instant.

...

And Tong Wudi has already come to another place very quickly, there is the back mountain of Baiyujing, a canyon with a waterfall, there has been a woman living here recently.

"You looking for me?"

As soon as Tong Wudi landed, the figure of Huannu had already walked out of the valley.

"The person you set a trap to kill has already succeeded." Tong Wudi immediately said, "That Yu Qi'an was captured by Little Kun King of Ziyue Kingdom, and he probably will die soon."

"Ah..." Huannu lowered her eyes slightly after hearing this, and remained silent for a while.

"You seem to be a little worried?" Tong Wudi said: "Using the news of the star beads to lure him to the Western Regions, and then letting the monsters target him through Bai Yujing's rumors of immortality, isn't it all your plan? Now that the plan is successful, you can Will you give me the agreed reward?"

"Yes." Huannu blinked, took a deep breath, raised her head and said, "Didn't I tell you to leave a star bead before? If you want to break through the peak in the world, you must have power beyond the world. Xinghui is such a power. With this star bead, you can transcend the current situation."

"So that's how it is..." Tong Wudi's eyes flashed a gleam.

After a pause, he glanced at the girl who seemed to be in a daze again, and said, "Aurora Bodhisattva came to me just now and said that he wanted to rescue him. Do I need to do it?"

"No!" Huannu hurriedly shook her head and gritted her teeth: "I just want him to die!"

"But you are out of your mind right now..." Tong Wudi asked again: "Is it really not necessary?"

Huannu's gaze became firm: "No need!"

...

"No, I really don't need it... I said no, don't fix it, don't fix it..."

Wang Long was expressionless, and even wanted to cry.

"Girls, although I like to let beautiful women bathe me, I don't mind having beautiful women tie me up. But... there is no need for you to bathe me if you are tied up."

In a spacious side hall of Ziyue King's Palace, several pots of hot water were burning in a cauldron, and Yu Qi'an, Wang Longqi, and Xiao Jinli who were tied up were being sent here.

A group of maids dressed in light gauze sprinkled the fragrance of petals in the water, looking like they were preparing to bathe the three of them.

"Lord Kun King ordered that you should bathe and change clothes, trim your beards and hair, and make sure your manners are very dignified." A maid replied softly.

"Hehe...it's quite thoughtful." Wang Longqi smiled wryly.

"It's hot water and shaving. Have you seen the process of slaughtering pigs during the Chinese New Year?"

The old Taoist's words shattered his smile.

Then the old Taoist turned his head back and smiled at the maid: "Girls, look at this water is very fragrant, why don't you come down and wash it together?"

"Daozhang, you can't..." The maids all lowered their heads to avoid it.

"Don't be ashamed, the old man is not a dishonest person..."

"Guanzhu Yu, I have never obeyed others in my life, but I have truly admired you." Seeing this, Wang Longqi sighed.

Just as he was talking, he heard a bang, the door of the palace was pushed open, and two people walked in side by side.

When all the maids saw this person, they were terrified for no reason. They all knelt down and said in their mouths, "I've seen King Kun!"

The old Taoist squinted over.

The one on the left of the visitor was a strong man with loose black hair, a pair of black pupils, and a few strange lines on both cheeks. The one on the right, dressed in a bright yellow dragon robe, looks very regal, and is actually an acquaintance.

It is the king of all ages who has been to Deyun Temple!

"Hehe, Lao Wan." Yu Qi'an suddenly smiled, "Are you friends with this one? You see, it's a coincidence that the water rushed into the Dragon King Temple, come and untie me quickly."

"Hehe..." Wan Shi Wang sneered back.

That strong man is naturally the black hand who captured them, the Little Kun King of Ziyue Kingdom.

Little Kun King looked at Yu Qi'an, and smiled at Wan Shi Wang: "I said that he was indeed arrested, but you still don't believe it. How, are you sure this time?"

The Wan Shi Wang looked ugly, and he said after a while: "I was really deceived by this old Taoist priest that day, he is really a waste..."

"Hahaha, I didn't expect that you, the King of Ten Thousand Worlds, would fall into the trap of a charlatan for so many years." King Xiao Kun said, "Now, can you sit down and eat meat without worry?"

The King of Ten Thousand Worlds paused again, and then whispered: "The reason why I fell into his big trick that day was also because his apprentice was really powerful, and he was a genuinely strong man. His great apprentice was the one who made trouble in the Northland the day before yesterday. Chu, if he finds out that you have arrested his master, it might be another disaster."

"Hahaha..." Little Kun King laughed wildly: "His apprentice has long since disappeared. If he had the guts, why didn't he come to me? I'll be waiting for him right here!"

Just as he was talking, he heard a notification from outside.

"Master Kun, the treasure offering teams from all cities have arrived!"