I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Shen Shaoxia, you look dry and thin, your bones are full of meat..."

Wang Longqi carried half of Shen Gongdao's body on his shoulders, and walked forward with difficulty. From his grinning expression, it can be seen that although Shen Gongdao is not tall, he is definitely not light.

"Brother Wang, you don't have to do this, I'm fine." Shen Gongdao said with difficulty.

"It's okay? It's okay to take two steps."

Wang Longqi rolled his eyes, panting.

Ji Yuhuan, who was leading the way, was a little worried, "Father, my son, there are so many monsters in the Western Regions in this wild country, should we continue walking? Why don't we find a safe place to spend the night first, and go on our way tomorrow morning."

"No way." Wang Longqi looked at Shen Gongdao, whose whole body was limp except for his mouth, and shook his head, "I don't know if he can last through tonight with this injury. If he sleeps, maybe If you can’t wake up, you have to go to the city to find a doctor.”

"Who can't wake up?" Shen Gongdao's consciousness was a little fuzzy, but when someone said he couldn't do it, his ears immediately perked up, "Just find a place to spend the night, and I promise to wake up earlier than you tomorrow... I... I can run three laps in the morning and then go buy breakfast and come back to wake you two up."

Wang Longqi heard that his voice became weaker as he spoke, and hurriedly said: "Okay, I want to eat sweet tofu nao for breakfast."

"Dream!" Shen Gongdao stared at his eyes suddenly, and stiffened his neck, "Tofu nao is salty, sweet is heresy..."

Seeing that he was energetic again, Wang Longqi stepped up and walked a few more steps.

After walking a few steps, Shen Gongdao's hand drooped again, and Wang Longqi leaned into his ear and whispered, "Two zongzi stuffed with salted meat are fine."

"I'll kill you..." Shen Gongdao's eyes widened again immediately, "Zongzi is the stuffed jujube. If you want to eat stuffed meat, why don't you just go and eat glutinous rice chicken?"

Wang Longqi still didn't argue with him, and continued to move forward, but after a while, seeing that Shen Gongdao seemed to be sluggish again, he said softly: "Forget it, let's eat a snowy mooncake."

"Wow..." Shen Gongdao stamped his feet and beat his chest, "Can that thing be called a moon cake? Can that thing be called a moon cake?"

"What's the matter?" Wang Longqi said, "Not only do I want to eat ice skin, but I also want to eat ice skin egg yolk stuffing..."

"puff--"

Before he finished speaking, he heard Shen Gongdao screaming up to the sky and spitting out a mouthful of old blood. After that, his head softened, and he was silent again.

"..." Ji Yuhuan looked at Wang Longqi speechlessly, "Why are you mad at him?"

"Didn't I want to cheer him up..." Wang Longqi said weakly, "Who knew that this man could vomit blood because of his temperament?"

"You're such an adult, you don't understand anything." Ji Yuhuan rolled his eyes at him, "Who is a good person who eats moon cakes with egg yolks?"

"..." It was Wang Longqi's turn to be speechless for a while, "Is this the point now..."

At this moment of life and death, Ji Yuhuan suddenly raised his hand and pointed to the front, "Father, look, there is a city ahead!"

"Really?" Wang Longqi raised his head, and saw the outline of a city in front of him, "Okay, let's..."

The two were overjoyed and wanted to hurry into the city, but they felt the north wind tighten around them, and there was a faint fishy smell.

Smelling this scent, Wang Longqi twitched his nose twice, and muttered: "The monster...is a male monster..."

Ji Yuhuan looked at him in surprise: "Can you still tell the difference between male and female?"

"The smell of the female monster is not like this." Wang Longqi shook his head confidently.

"You can still distinguish the smell of the female monster... Have you done something shameful..." Ji Yuhuan stared.

Wang Longqi immediately said loudly: "You...you old lady, don't you really know the difference? Now there are monsters! Monsters! Is it useful to ask me what I have done?"

"Look at your angry look." Ji Yuhuan calmed down instead, "I already have the answer in my heart."

As she said these words, a huge shadow slowly enveloped the figures of the two of them.

Wang Longqi's lips trembled: "My mother..."

...

A huge black shadow was reflected outside the window of Ye Leng'er's bedroom.

Two venerables from the Alien Demon Sect, one was more than ten feet tall, his flesh was like joints, and his eyes were bright red like blood. A figure spread seven feet across, and its arms turned into two huge red pincers.

With teeth and claws open, the wind gusts slowly approaching Ye Leng'er.

Behind the two demons, the eldest prince looked at Ye Leng'er with a sneer, as if he could see through the guilt in her composure.

The things he disliked the most since childhood were his second brother and younger sister. If there are several brothers and sisters in a family, if they are all stupid, it means that everyone is not stupid, but if there are two smart ones...it will appear that the others are stupid.

The eldest prince happened to be the most stupid one.

Originally, as the eldest son, he should be the crown prince without a doubt. But the father didn't even make a decision at the moment when he died. Who should pass on the throne.

Obviously, he felt that his eldest son was not worth it.

Afterwards, the competition for the position of several sons seemed to confirm this entanglement. He, the boss, was the first to be kicked out of the old city. Wandering outside, almost begging for a living.

The whole city seemed to be watching his jokes, but at this moment, an old man appeared in front of him.

Patriarch Tenghe.

That's right, he told himself bluntly that he was the ancestor from the Yiyao Sect, and he came here to seek the sacred objects of the Unold City. He can fight for the throne for himself, as long as he gives him the holy thing after he is done.

The First Prince agreed without hesitation.

So what if you can't sell the old city, if you don't hand over the holy object, you will be a lost dog. If you give him the sacred object, you can become the new king.

Although the old city will lose money, it will make money with its own blood.

So with the help of Patriarch Tenghe, the first prince easily returned to the old city. But at this time there is a bad news, the holy object is gone.

I don't know which brother or sister was taken out of the old city, the ancestor Tenghe was furious immediately. That's why he asked the eldest prince to hide his strength and bide his time, speak out in support of other brothers and sisters, and let the princes and princesses come back first.

That's how Ye Leng'er came back to become the queen.

It's just that not long after Ye Leng'er ascended the throne, he found that he had been under the surveillance of the Yiyao Sect, and the restraint was getting tighter and tighter, so he thought of a way to ask for help, intending to escape.

It's just that the eldest prince doesn't know her trump card, he only knows that Venerable Xuan Xia and Xuan Crab are capable generals under Patriarch Tenghe's subordinates. It is more than enough for a little girl who is not strong in cultivation and has no skills other than flowering.

shout for help?

Just wanted to laugh.

The eldest prince snorted coldly: "Scream, the whole palace is under my control. Even if you scream, no one will come to save you..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The sinister laughter of the two lords of the shrimp and crab also moved forward, seeing that Ye Leng'er was about to be caught by them, suddenly, with a whoosh, a flying fire meteor came from outside the sky.

Shhhhh——

Twice.

The First Prince saw a blur in front of his eyes, and the figures of Venerable Xuan Xia and Venerable Xuan Crab disappeared.

If they left, the faint burnt smell in the air... mixed with the aroma of grilled seafood... What's going on?

With a flash in front of his eyes, he saw a handsome and dazzling little Taoist priest had appeared in the temple, and looked left and right.

"Xiao Daoist Li, I knew you would come!" Ye Leng'er finally lost her composure and rushed towards Li Chu.

Li Chu held her elbow with his left hand, twisted her slightly, and twisted her body to the side to stand upright.

"Next time if you have something to say, it's better to speak up... Some women in our team are not very literate." Li Chu warned softly.

"Hmm..." Ye Leng'er nodded slightly.

Then, he turned his head to look at the eldest prince again, showing a slight smile: "Brother, now you know what my hole card is?"

The eldest prince's Adam's apple twitched, he swallowed, and his eyes trembled.

He finally realized the fact that the two venerables were killed by Li Chuyujian in one round. But the more this happened... the more frightened he became.

Facing Ye Leng'er's question, he murmured for a long time, and finally suppressed a smile that was uglier than crying.

"Sister... is this brother-in-law?"