I Can’t Be a Sword God

According to legend, there was a river in the Western Regions that fell from the sky, hung in the air and flew straight down, so it was named "Teng River".

Tenghe water is clean and hygienic.

The river fell to the ground, and the people on both sides drank the water of the Teng River, and they could live forever.

Relying on this celestial river, a group of immortals has bred on both sides of the river, known as the "immortal group".

Until one day, the Bulao people discovered that the Teng River falling from the sky was gradually drying up. They tried their best, but no one could find the reason.

How can humans know what is happening in the sky?

Panicked, the clansman invited a powerful Zen master, hoping that he could give some advice.

The Zen master used a pair of wise eyes to see through the nine heavens and ten earths, and then said that a monster was born in the fairy world.

It soaked in the Teng River, blocked the source spring of the Teng River, and drank all the water in the Teng River to strengthen its own strength.

If it is not contained, until the day it drank all the water in the Teng River, not only the immortals in the lower realms will not be able to live forever. Even, the fairy world will be destroyed by the powerful demon.

The old people don't care about so many things in the fairy world, they just hope that they can never die. So they begged the Zen master to give a solution to save the old people.

So the Zen master taught them a scripture and put another powerful holy object into the river. Tell the Bulao people that as long as they chant scriptures loudly on the shore, it is possible to kill the devil.

The Bold people are actually skeptical. Will the monster who grows up to destroy the fairy world be killed so easily by the Zen master?

But they have no other way, they can only treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and trust the Zen master once for the time being.

So the whole clan chanted scriptures on the shore for seven days and seven nights, and a miraculous thing happened.

When the seventh night was about to pass, there was a sudden thunder-like sound in the sky, and the world shook! Half of the clansmen were directly stunned by the sudden loud noise, but this was not the worst.

But in a moment, a huge monster descended from the sky. It is so huge that it directly covers both sides of the Teng River, and all the tribesmen sitting cross-legged and chanting sutras on both sides are all suppressed by this giant!

The unimaginable earthquake spread throughout the western land, causing uncountable casualties. It was a long, long time before someone was able to investigate the source of the earthquake.

The Teng River that fell from the sky disappeared and never appeared again.

The Bulao people will no longer feel sad about this, because the entire Bold people were crushed to death, and no one was spared.

What caused this disaster was a huge corpse that fell from the sky, and that corpse later turned into a towering oasis.

Countless years later, a prosperous and beautiful city was built on the oasis.

It's called the Old City.

It is said that the sacred object that the Zen master used to get rid of the devil is still enshrined in the old city, so even if this lonely city occupies a large piece of fertile and fertile land, no powerful country dares to do it.

However, even if there are no external worries, internal troubles are always inevitable.

...

The flowers bloom and the hills are red and bright, and the green water and green mountains don't matter what year it is.

The streets of the old city.

"Teacher, your good friend..." Yu Qi'an said casually.

"Acquaintance." Li Chu corrected immediately.

"Oh, the little girl you know is the princess of this immortal city?" Yu Qi'an asked, "If she has such status, can we just ask her for help?"

"It should be possible." Li Chudao: "I have cooperated with her in Shenluo City, and if I go to the door again, she should not refuse."

A group of four people were walking on the busy street, and there were so many pedestrians, it was almost shoulder-to-shoulder. The little koi has been holding Li Chu's clothes tightly, always afraid of getting lost.

With his luggage on his back, Lao Du looked at the coolly dressed beauties from the Western Regions who appeared on both sides of the road from time to time, with a warm and innocent smile uncontrollably on his black face.

Bulaocheng has a high terrain, plenty of sunshine, and a slightly hot climate. It is not uncommon for girls to show slender waists and long legs. The sun was shining brightly on the snow-white skin, which was almost dazzling.

"This is what the Western Regions should look like." Yu Qi'an said with a smile.

yes.

Old Du couldn't help nodding.

This is what public-funded tourism should look like.

There is another strange place in the old city, that is, there are so many flowers here. Wherever you go, whether it's streets, eaves, roofs... almost everywhere you see, there will be large clusters of flowers in full bloom.

Compared with Shenluo City, this place is more worthy of the title of "Flower Capital".

Li Chu knew that this matter should have something to do with Ye Leng'er.

She is a rare flower fairy body, born with spirituality, and can give birth to flowers and plants out of thin air. Back then in Shenluo City, in the cold winter, she could make the whole city bloom with the effort of walking a short distance. This is her hometown, so it is naturally affected.

Walking to the center of the old city, several people were a little tired from shopping. Old Du noticed that the girl selling melons was very pretty, so he stepped forward and said, "Two melons here."

"The customer chooses by himself." The melon seller said with a sweet smile.

Old Du casually asked the way: "Girl, where does Ye Leng'er, the princess of the Old Town, live?"

"Ye Leng'er?" The melon seller blinked and said, "Are you looking for Her Majesty the Queen?"

So she's already queen?

While surprised, Li Chu took the melon handed over by Lao Du, took a sip, and nodded in praise: "Well...it is said that the melons and fruits in the Western Regions are very sweet, and it is true."

Yu Qi'an looked at the way Dulanke was chatting with the girl who sells melons, and said with a smile: "Yes, it is said that the girls in the Western Regions are very beautiful, and it is true."

...

"It is said that there are a lot of monsters in the Western Regions, so it's really true..."

In the dark cave, Wang Longqi was tied to a pillar, looking miserably at the monster in front of him.

A few little monsters that have not yet fully transformed, with pig heads and donkey brains on their heads, dangled in front of Wang Longqi, smiling strangely, as if they wanted to scare him for fun.

But Wang Longqi had seen the big world after all, so how could he be frightened by these few country monsters. Seeing that he was not afraid at all, he said loudly: "Let go of my child, motherfucker, whatever you want to do, come to me!"

"Aiming at you? Do you have that ability?" The little demon laughed strangely, pointing to the inner cave behind him: "Just listen carefully, and you will hear your wife's crying right away!"

The leopard-headed demon king had already brought Ji Yuhuan in, Wang Longqi gritted his teeth, and was about to greet his ancestors kindly.

Suddenly, there was a bang.

A bolt of thunder fell from the sky, blasted straight through the top floor of the cave, and smashed into the bedroom of the leopard head.

The few little monsters who were still mocking Wang Longqi still had smiles on their faces, and when they turned around, they saw thick smoke rising from their king's bedroom.

"King!"

All the little monsters looked at each other, shouted loudly, and rushed in together.

After a mess of noises, the black-painted leopard's head was finally raised, and there were another rescue measures of pinching people, slapping the chest, and slapping the chest...etc.

After a long while, Leopard's head finally opened a gap in its eyes, opened its mouth, exhaled a wisp of black smoke, and then slowly said four words.

"This is... a fraud."