I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Junior brother, you may have to think of a way to do this." Hei Lanzi looked at Pi Yanzi and said helplessly, "I don't usually have the habit of collecting rare treasures. Where can I find them for him?"

"It's outrageous."

Pi Yanzi also shook his head speechlessly.

"Although I usually collect rare and rare treasures, I have never come across such a thing. The colorful black... Is this something that people can think of?"

"Even if it's not colorful, some black is fine." Hei Lanzi compromised, "Anyway, as long as it's closer to what the little Taoist priest described, this big-headed bald donkey can win."

Thinking that this bald donkey made things difficult for him, and that he still had to find a way to make him win, Hei Lanzi couldn't help but grit his teeth with hatred for a moment.

"Black pearls... I do have them." Pi Yanzi thought for a while, then suddenly nodded.

Puff.

He took out a black pearl the size of a fist from the back of his hand, as if it had the magic power of absorbing light, it was deeply black.

Shake it and give it to the senior brother.

"As expected of my junior brother." Hei Lanzi smiled and took the black pearl. With a straightening of his figure, a gust of wind blew past him, and he disappeared into the crowd again without making a sound.

The black wind swept thousands of miles away in an instant, and at this time the guards heading to the second location were returning by flying birds.

Hei Lanzi performed a little supernatural power, a black wind suddenly blew across the sky, and the guard's mind felt a little dazed. I never felt that something was wrong, and my clarity was restored.

"what happens?"

The guard just murmured in his heart, but he didn't dare to delay a little, and continued to return.

mid-air.

Hei Lanzi stood on the top of the cloud, holding the red agate in his hand, and sneered: "Hehe, I want to see what you will do this time, little Taoist..."

Unexpectedly, an answer suddenly sounded from behind him.

"you call me?"

"Huh?" Hei Lanzi turned around and felt a sharp pain in his eyes.

ah.

So handsome, piercing eyes.

The person in front of him was none other than the little Taoist priest he feared and hated, Li Chu!

Hei Lanzi was so frightened that he staggered and almost fell from the cloud.

"Last time you really didn't die." Li Chu looked at Hei Lanzi calmly.

"Ah... have we met?" Hei Lanzi smirked twice, scratching his head, "You must have misidentified the person, I have a twin brother, we both look exactly the same, and are often misidentified. But my brother I do all kinds of evil, and I'm a good person through and through."

"Even the breath is exactly the same." Li Chu denounced his lie calmly, "I felt wrong just now, someone must have played tricks in this fight, unexpectedly it was you."

"Misunderstanding, it's really a misunderstanding." Hei Lanzi shook his head repeatedly, and said in a tone almost begging for mercy: "I'm just a pretty guy who just happened to pass by."

Li Chu looked at the big red agate in his hand, but didn't speak.

"I just happened to pick up a treasure while passing by, isn't it against the law?" Hei Lanzi said in a crying voice.

Li Chu looked at Yuntou under his feet again.

"I happened to pick up a treasure in the sky while passing by, so it's not against the law, right?" Hei Lanzi added.

"Forget it, although I don't know what your purpose is, but after all, you have malicious intentions." Li Chu slowly drew out his sword: "I'm still in a hurry."

"Don't, don't do this."

Hei Lanzi looked around, it seemed that there was really no one who could help him, and Li Chu was unmoved, he simply turned into a black wind, turned around and ran away.

However, it is well known.

There is no escape from normal attacks.

In between breaths, this black wind has swept out of Li Chu's sight, which is not unpleasant.

But a red dragon followed like a shadow, fiercely attacking it with its tail in its tail.

boom--

A grand flaming firework exploded in mid-air.

It is faintly in the shape of an orchid.

...

On the high platform.

The returned guard opened the box, and the contents of the box surprised everyone.

A black pearl.

Although it is not as outrageous as the colorful black, it is obvious that Baolilong's answer is closer to the correct one.

Seeing this pearl, there was an uproar below.

Daoist Yonglin's eyes darkened, and he almost passed out.

He thought about death, but he never thought that he would kill his whole family in such a twists and turns.

Ancestral graves are precious, and family members are even more expensive.

For the sake of the national religion, can I throw away both?

He has never had such an awareness, and he has come to this point, completely because of the old Taoist priest and Wang Long.

Yes, mention these two damage species.

He turned his head in grief and indignation, and saw the two of them were whispering together.

Wang Longqi said: "Oh, why did I still lose? I really didn't expect it."

Yu Qi'an said: "Time is fate, there is no way."

Wang Longqi said: "My child's mother won't be able to take it back for a while, what's the matter?"

Yu Qi'an said: "Let's discuss it again. Just now Li Chu came back on the Vermilion Bird with a strong momentum. Even if he loses in the fight, I see that the other side is afraid. Maybe after discussing it, I will let you take the princess away."

Wang Longqi said: "That's right, the star beads you want are in Li Chu's hands now, and they probably dare not ask for them back."

Yu Qi'an said: "Yes, that means you didn't lose."

Wang Longqi also smiled and said: "Yes, I didn't lose."

The old and the other wrote a few words, and at the same time showed open-minded smiles.

Daoist Yonglin looked at the smiles of the two, and couldn't hold back his tears.

Yes, you led your wife home, he took the star beads on the road, and I led the whole family into the ancestral grave.

We all have a bright future.

"You didn't lose, so I'm the one who dares to lose?"

When the person on his side is gloomy, the face on the other side is not very good.

"Why is the little Taoist priest missing?" Er Guoshi keenly noticed that Li Chu's figure had disappeared.

"Could it be that you have already shaken people and are preparing to take revenge on us?" The Great Master frowned, feeling a little worried.

"Then what should we do? Shall we hurry back and find Master?" The Master of the Three Kingdoms said, "Master has a white tiger to protect the law after all. As long as the White Tiger can hold back Suzaku and buy time for Master to fight the little Taoist one by one, then... "

"How could such an epic battle between extremes be easily started?" Er Guoshi shook his head and said, "For safety's sake, we'd better go back to the mountain to avoid the limelight."

"It's all your fault." The Master of the Three Kingdoms glared at the Master of the Three Kingdoms, "I can't handle such a small matter."

Master of the Three Kingdoms patted his bald head in great aggrieved way, "Don't blame me, brother, there are bad guys!"

Just as he was talking, the palace servants over there were about to announce the result.

"In the second round of the competition, the Three Kingdoms Division won again."

This result was beyond the expectations of everyone below. No one could have imagined that the colorful black pearl could win.

Just at this time, suddenly a fire meteor fell on the high platform in the sky, and the handsome little Taoist reappeared, and said: "Wait a minute!"

Li Chu landed, and said loudly: "There was a problem with the competition just now, and a demon got in the way and changed the items in the treasure chest."

As he spoke, he held up a red agate: "This is the original item in the treasure chest."

"ah?"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone around was a little surprised, but a little less surprised.

It's surprising that someone cheated during the martial arts fight. It's not surprising that the original answers are too outrageous.

Lord Bailang knew what Li Chu said was right, but he was happy to see Baolilong win, so he frowned and said, "Who can prove what you said..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard Baolilong jumping onto the high platform impatiently, saying: "I also feel that someone is obstructing this fight! There is indeed a problem!"

"Huh?" Lord Bailang looked at Baolilong strangely, and winked at him, "Master of the Three Kingdoms, is there anything this little Taoist said...?"

Baolilong nodded heavily, and said loudly with a high pitched tone, "Yes—"

Hahaha I discovered a very interesting thing two days ago, that is, when the little koi first appeared on the stage, didn't I write a sentence that "Since ancient times, heroes have loved mountains, and I have never heard of horses stepping on flat rivers." Then I stumbled across this poem on Douyin that day. I was surprised. I searched and found that many people used this poem as an inspirational quote. Hahahahaha I laughed like crazy, probably not many people know that the source of this poem is to describe a little girl with flat chest.