I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Isn't this the end of the calf!?"

Three Kingdoms teacher Bao Lilong suddenly slapped his thigh from behind: "This old boy has something, the only shortcoming of big brother was discovered by them!"

Before the words were finished, the great master in front suddenly turned around, with a fierce look in his eyes: "What did you say? How do you know where I am weak?"

I can't hide the look in the eyes of a person who wants to knife.

"Hiss, this..." The Master of the Three Kingdoms suddenly gasped, never thinking that he had slipped his tongue in a moment of impatience, scratched his head, and gritted his teeth after a long while: "Well, in fact, someone spread the word when we were studying art on the mountain. , every time you urinate, the brothers of the same school will secretly watch it... After so many years, no one has seen it clearly..."

"It's too much, I'm hiding far away, you still have to..." The right hand of the great master couldn't bear it and began to grasp the void.

The Master of the Three Kingdoms felt a chill on his neck, and hurriedly said: "Not only did I read it, but there are two..."

Before he finished speaking, Master Erguo covered his mouth with quick eyesight and quick hands, and then said: "Don't listen to third brother's nonsense...Don't be afraid, brother, I have a solution."

"What?" The anger in the eyes of the Great Master suddenly turned to the light of hope, because he knew that the second brother never said anything he was not sure of, so his voice trembled a little, "Hurry up... hurry up!"

I heard Er Guoshi slowly say: "If they insist on comparing this size, then we... just replace them. The third brother is quite talented in this area, and his majesty is extraordinary. Why don't we let the third brother compare."

"Ah...you mean this when you say there is a way." The light in the eyes of the Great Master went out again instantly.

"Otherwise? I'm just a monk, how can I cure... this." Second Master shook his head and said.

"That's right, I was delusional." The Great Master said with a sigh.

"Anyway, you don't need to think too much, we are all monks, so we don't need this thing at all." Master Er Guo said in relief.

The great master's eyes were red: "Second brother, you don't understand, some people don't need it because they become monks, and some people come to become monks because they don't need it..."

Master Er Guo patted him on the shoulder, "Brother, I understand."

The Master of the Three Kingdoms also came over and patted Big Brother on the shoulder, "I understand too, Big Brother."

The great master glanced at him above, then below him, and said angrily, "You know what!"

opposite.

Several members of the mission and Daoist Yonglin looked at the suddenly gloomy atmosphere here, and showed puzzled expressions for a while.

"?"

What kind of show are these big bald brains doing over there?

Daoist Yonglin couldn't help but take a deep look at Yu Qi'an, thinking that this old Taoist priest is indeed Li Chu's master, and there are some unfathomable things. The morale of the other party dropped instantly just by saying this ratio.

After a lot of tossing, the great master over there wiped the corners of his eyes, then reorganized his appearance, and stood up: "Okay, then let's compare the size!"

"Okay." Daoist Yonglin cupped his hands to Lord Bailang, and said, "Your Majesty, please take out eighteen dice from the palace, nine for each of us, three and three separately. After throwing them in the dice cup, place them on the table Together, use the qi talisman to isolate them, and divide them into three rounds to reveal the test points. Your Majesty will randomly decide whether the competition is higher or lower in each round. Only in this way can people avoid cheating with magical powers, and it is absolutely fair."

The monarch looked at the Great Master, "Can you?"

"It turns out..." The great master was a little lost, and suddenly heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words, "You mean it's bigger than a dice?"

Daoist Yonglin looked at him strangely: "What do you think?"

"Ahaha..." The Great Master smiled, "I thought it was a game of Pai Gow, haha..."

He smiled and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

...

When Suzaku woke up slowly, it was full of anger.

Born with a bad temper, he has a fierce reputation all over the world.

Among the four elephants, the one who entered the world the most is probably this divine beast born in the raging fire. There have been many records in history that Suzaku destroyed the city with one breath.

For it, it's just a breath of air. Is it not normal to take a breath?

Especially in recent years, Suzaku has become more and more uncomfortable.

Because it is a divine beast conceived by flames, a family actually appeared in the world to fight with it.

The members of that family practiced for generations and wanted to subdue Suzaku, the divine beast of fire, with their own divine fire from heaven. They tried every means to suppress themselves, but Suzaku, the most dignified beast in the world, failed to kill them time and time again.

After several battles where even it felt threatened, Suzaku decided to hibernate in the secret realm for a while. It's just that it doesn't know that the new site of Suzaku's secret realm has been discovered.

It was woken up by a chicken.

Anyone who wakes up and opens his eyes and suddenly sees a chicken will not be in a good mood.

Even if it is a golden rooster, the king of chickens.

So Suzaku stood up and spread out a pair of huge flame wings that covered the sky and the sun, and the red-gold Suzaku fire flowed around it, adorning this body full of divinity.

If Suzaku could speak human language, it would probably say, "I'm very angry now!"

Then the chicken knelt down.

That's right, he fell to his knees under the coercion of the divine beast.

That golden rooster was said to dare to fight Suzaku, but it was in a group, and the fighting spirit was not lost. In a one-on-one fight, facing Suzaku, who is as imposing as a god, it can't have any thoughts of blowing up.

But... can you be forgiven by kneeling down?

Obviously not.

boom--

Suzaku didn't even look at it, just fluttered its wings a little, and dozens of streams of flames flowed out from the bird's feathers, like a meteor shower, shooting at the golden rooster below.

kill!

Boom boom boom boom boom...

This blow is enough to show Suzaku's fiery temper. Obviously, it only needs one blow of flames to kill the golden rooster, but it has to send out dozens of blows, just to blow up the place where it was, before it can vent its anger. anger!

I am Suzaku, born with a bad temper!

Apart from anything else, it is killing!

These filthy little things dared to enter their own secret realm, in Suzaku's view, it was a naked humiliation!

So it exhaled heavily.

call--

Only then did the raging tides of the entire flame world emerge.

So Suzaku fluttered its wings, and it was going to kill all the ants that dared to invade this world, not a single ashes left!

Unlike Li Chu, it knew its own world well, but in an instant, it found its next golden target.

Another golden rooster.

Got you.

boom--

Suzaku's figure covered the sky and sun, and fell in front of the golden rooster in an instant.

kill……

Just when Suzaku was about to vent his anger again, he suddenly felt a strange aura, raised his head, and saw a small figure.

Although small, but...he circulates around him, the breath from that world...

Why does this kind of person appear in his own world?

So it withdrew its wings in an instant, looked at that person cautiously, made a decision in an instant, and sent a message of goodwill.

"Hello."