I Can’t Be a Sword God

Huo Zhuge looked at Hei Lanzi with a look of disbelief in his eyes.

"The Li Chu you are talking about is Li whose surname is Li and Chu whose surname is Chu?"

"yes."

"It's Muzi's Li, and Liangmu's Chu?"

"yes."

"Is the wood on the top and the wood on the bottom?"

"I don't read Li the other way around..."

"Is it from Jiangnan?"

"yes."

"A Taoist priest?"

"yes."

"Handsome?"

"yes."

"Better handsome than me?"

"If your handsomeness is eighty, then he is at least ten thousand."

"..."

Hei Lanzi looked at Huo Zhuge, thinking that this grandson must have suffered from the little Taoist priest, and sighed silently: "Accept the reality, he should be the Li Chu in your mind."

"Then you still want to deal with him?" Zhuge Huo said angrily, "Isn't this lighting the wax in the latrine—looking for death!"

Pi Yanzi looked at the grandson and said, "It's about this time, let's stop talking about homonyms, shall we?"

Huo Zhuge said: "Can there be a homophonic stalk more sinful than you?"

Hei Lanzi said: "But what you said just now, no one can escape from the Suzaku secret realm, what are you afraid of..."

"I'm talking about normal, but that Li Chu..." Huo Zhuge's eyes began to tremble, as if caught in some terrible memory.

"It seems that you were also deeply hurt by him..." Hei Lanzi said deeply.

Then, he patted himself on the chest, "As a natural holy thing, the three-eyed Molan... I have three life-like seeds, which are the foundation for my future immortality and enlightenment. This is Li Chu, who will live forever!" One of my natal seeds was wiped out. It made me a... mutilated Molan! Not only was I missing a life, but I have no hope of reaching the peak in this life. Can you understand this kind of deep hatred?"

Huo Zhuge looked up at him, his eyes flickering.

Pi Yanzi also patted himself on the chest, "I... I have a precious star bead that is like my lifeblood, but it was conspired by Li Chu to take it away! A person without a lifeblood! Such a deep hatred, how can you Do you feel it?"

"Ah..." Huo Zhuge also hugged his head in pain for a while when he heard the words, and then stretched out his arms that had been covered by long sleeves, which were actually covered with ancient and mysterious scales! Horrible!

"I originally had a good Taoist body, and it was also Li Chu who destroyed my arms. Although my grandma asked Mr. Baishi to install a pair of unicorn arms for me, but... who the hell knew that the scales of unicorns are so hard? ! Every time you use these hands... can you understand the deep hatred?"

Hei Lanzi and Pi Yanzi shivered as they looked at the unicorn scales that were as sharp as knives.

If it is said that the castration is the greatest devastation to a man's spirit, Ling Chi is the devastation to a man's body.

Then use these hands...

It is simply a combination of castration and Ling Chi.

Outrageous, outrageous.

The three of them took turns to talk about their blood feud with Li Chu, and immediately met each other as if it was too late, crying with each other in their arms.

Crying and crying, Hei Lanzi raised his head, looked at the big Vajra Slave who was standing stupidly, and asked, "Why don't you fit in?"

"Haha, he and I don't have such a big enmity with you, so I don't realize it." King Kong Nu smiled embarrassedly and scratched his head: "Li Chu just killed my father."

"Oh..." Hei Lanzi nodded, turned around and continued to cry.

But when I cried and cried, I thought about it again and felt something was wrong.

"Um?"

Pi Yanzi and Hei Lanzi looked at Vajra Nu.

Huo Zhuge had no choice but to raise his head and explain: "His father is the Golden Bodhisattva of the five Dharma Kings of the Demon Sect. Because the child's brain is not working well when he was born, his father threw him to Baishigong for treatment, and he didn't want to pay any attention to it. Later Bai Shigong can't cure his brain, and the two of us have played together since we were young, so we simply took him to travel with me. So he and his father... don't know each other very well."

With such an explanation, the two people on the opposite side will understand.

"It turns out that this little brother's brain is not good... Oh no, it turns out that he doesn't know his father well, hahaha." Pi Yanzi smiled awkwardly.

"So..." Hei Lanzi clenched his fists heavily, "We are all people who have a deep hatred for Li Chu, how can we give up lightly? We must believe that there is a way in the world, and the best in the world is the best in the world. There is no doubt about it. Don't be blind Enlarge the enemy, the Suzaku Secret Realm is a desperate situation for anyone, as long as Li Chu is human, there is no exception!"

"That's right." Huo Zhuge seemed moved by his words, changed his mind, nodded and said, "As long as we find a way to lead him into the Suzaku secret realm, I don't believe he won't die!"

Pi Yanzi also stretched out his hand excitedly: "Since we are all like-minded people, why not form a small alliance today."

"Okay!" Huo Zhuge also agreed: "The alliance formed by us Avengers working together, why not call it..."

The crowd was so angry that they raised their hands together and said in unison:

"Alliance of Workers!"

...

"Ah Choo."

At this time, Li Chu didn't know about the establishment of the alliance of concerted efforts aimed at him. He was standing quietly in the main hall of Bailang Kingdom, and happened to sneezed, which attracted some gazes.

So he simply took the opportunity to step forward and said, "I..."

As soon as he opened his mouth, Daoist Yonglin looked at him beggingly: "Ancestor...you don't want to raise your bet, do you?"

But this gaze did not reach Li Chu's eyes before it was intercepted by Wang Longqi, who looked back at Daoist Yonglin with a pair of thick eyebrows and big eyes: "As a person who fights in the field, is he not qualified to raise?"

Daoist Yonglin replied with his eyes: "It's not that he's not qualified, but that I have nothing to bet on! Now if I lose, I'll kill everyone. What else can I lose?"

Wang Longqi replied with his gaze: "Didn't you just say...there are still ancestral graves?"

Daoist Yonglin looked horrified: "Why do they want this thing?"

Wang Longqi replied calmly: "Hmph, the bet with us is not to see what they want, but to see what you have."

Daoist Yonglin's eyes showed sadness: "Save me, save me, save me..."

Fortunately, Li Chu didn't raise the note. As the main force in the fight, he just asked a question that he cared more about.

"Then, how do you define the content of this fight?" He hoped to get a definite answer.

"In the first round, you will make the questions, in the second, we will make the questions, and in the third, the monarch will make the questions, how about it?" Er Guoshi said.

"Yes." Over there Monarch Shi Long nodded his head.

This is not unfair, and Li Chu can only nod his head in agreement.

In this way, the two sides reached a consensus, and all the members of the Jinque Kingdom's mission returned home.

It's just that as soon as he returned to the posthouse, he heard some important news. Maybe the citizens of Bailang Kingdom didn't care very much, but the people in the mission cared about it very much.

"The star beads in the Star Bead Tower are lost?"