I Can’t Be a Sword God

"If you want him to take out the star beads, you have to win one and lose one in the first two rounds. Usually the first round of fighting treasures won't bring out the best treasures, so let's focus on the first round."

"Only win, not lose!"

On the eve before going to Chrysanthemum Temple, Yu Qi'an stood with his hands behind his back, giving tactical guidance to Li Chu, Wang Longqi, and Du Lanke who were about to fight.

After finishing speaking, he turned around, looked at the little koi who was playing with Daimao boredly, and smiled kindly: "Xiaoyue'er, can you lend us your fairy phoenix gallbladder?"

The little koi's big eyes rolled a few times, and finally carefully took out a small bag from his waist, saying: "Be sure to return it."

"Don't worry." Yu Qi'an took the Xianhuang gall and showed a strategic smile again, "With the Xianhuang gall, we are sure to win the first round, and then we will put some water in the second round.

"Only defeat, not victory."

"Then what kind of treasure should be used for the second round?" Duranke asked.

"Hey, it's not easy to win, isn't it easy to lose?" Wang Longqi waved his hand and said, "This bag is on me."

...

Pull back time to the present.

The legendary phoenix gallbladder was placed on the tray, shining brightly. Pi Yanzi, the three judges, King Silver Hook...all looked at the fairy treasure with surprised and fiery eyes.

This is a treasure that even the Supreme Demon Sect can't ask for, and its value is naturally needless to say. Even ordinary immortal artifacts can't match it, not to mention Pi Yanzi's magic weapon that can't reach the immortal artifact even if he doesn't pull his hips.

The outcome of this round is instantly clear.

Now they just want to take a closer look, after all, for those who appreciate treasures, this may be the only chance in this life.

If you can get your hands on the fairy spirit of the treasure, then it will be a worthwhile trip.

"Don't look at it, don't look at it, Baozhen. I'm here to fight treasure, can I still give you a baby?"

Wang Longqi was on the sidelines disrupting the atmosphere, yelling to put away the Xianhuang gallbladder, and said: "How is it? Can you discuss the outcome now?"

The three judges looked at each other, and Pi Yanzi smiled awkwardly.

Is this still negotiable?

On one side is the genuine fairy phoenix gallbladder, on the other side is the rotten crotch that is known as the King Kong demon-dispelling circle, but it turns out to be randomly entered by people...

Undoubtedly, all three judges raised their left hands, indicating that Wang Longqi won the first round.

King Silver Hook announced: "This round, Xianhuangdan has won the Vajra Exorcism Circle."

The second round is about to begin.

Pi Yanzi's expression turned serious, he thought he was just a rich second generation from Heluo, even if he was rich, where would he go? From the looks of it now, the opponent released a treasure called the Immortal Phoenix Gallbladder in the first round, and I don't know how much weight it will have in the follow-up.

Of course, it is not ruled out that the opponent uses Tian Ji's horse racing tactics, and the treasures that are produced in the first round are the strongest... In fact, Pi Yanzi is so skeptical now.

But in any case, in the second round, there is no room for loss.

Pi Yanzi decided to temporarily replace the treasure he had originally prepared.

He rolled his hands behind his waist, and with a pop, something appeared in his palm. He called the boy, and mysteriously put the object on the tray.

Looking at the other side, Wang Longqi's state was even more mysterious, covering the tray with his hands like a thief, as if he was afraid that others would judge what kind of treasure it was from its shape.

snort.

Pi Yanzi snorted coldly in his heart, no matter what kind of treasure you are, I will let you return home today!

With a clanging clang, the trays from both sides were sent to the treasure platform again.

"Haha, Young Master Wang took out the immortal phoenix guts and other treasures from the sky in the first round. People are really looking forward to it. What is his treasure this round! Come on, Young Master Wang, please introduce it first."

"Haha." Wang Longqi stood up, "This treasure of mine is amazing."

The red cloth was lifted over there, and it seemed to be a piece of gray-black cloth with patches on it. It didn't feel any fairy spirit, but everyone felt that this was an extraordinary product in their hearts, otherwise, how could they be ranked in the ranks of the Immortal Phoenix? behind the guts?

"This one of mine..." Wang Long Qilang said, "It's a pair of original black cloth underwear that my bodyguard Durante has worn for three years and has been sewn seven times."

Before he came to the stage, he grabbed the corners and shook off a pair of patched boxer shorts.

"As we all know, Lao Du is still a child. These shorts have been stained with dragon and yang for several years, and ordinary ghosts dare not get close to them. They are comfortable and warm, and the fabric is high-quality. They are really necessary for home travel."

Silence again.

There was no sound again.

King Silver Hook: "..."

Piyanzi: "..."

Three judges: "..."

After a while, it was Old Du who made the first sound.

He whispered: "Qi Shao, take it off if you don't have anything to do, it's almost done...I'm still chilly here."

"Ahaha..." King Silver Hook restrained his urge to punch Wang Longqi, waved his hand and said, "Yes, it's almost done...Brother Piyanzi, let's introduce your treasure."

After stepping off the stage, I could still hear Lao Du complaining in a low voice: "Why don't you use your own?"

Wang Longqi said: "The original flavor that this young master has passed through, what if someone really wants it?"

Old Du said: "Fuck you..."

Pi Yanzi over there has already started to roll his eyes, he never expected that the other party would do such a trick suddenly.

You know, he has put the bottom-of-the-box treasure that was originally planned for the third round of suppression to the second round ahead of schedule.

But the treasure has already been taken up, there is no other way, he can only ask the boy to lift the tray, revealing half of the simple and rusty sword blade, there is still blood in the rust.

"This... This is a half-cut sword unearthed in the God Ruins. It once killed immortals with unimaginable cultivation levels, so that the sword still has blood stains that will last forever, so it is called the sword that cuts immortals."

"Although there is only half of it, only the immortal energy can control it. With one blow, it still has the power to kill immortals and gods. It is impossible to withstand a single blow under the collision of ordinary immortal weapons. It is a killing that can make mortals defy the sky Cutting to treasure."

"well……"

As Pi Yanzi spoke, he couldn't help but sighed suddenly.

This is his real life-saving treasure, and he rarely speaks to outsiders. Before getting the star beads, this can be said to be his most valued treasure.

If he hadn't watched the opponent take out the Immortal Phoenix Gallbladder first, he wouldn't have revealed the Immortal Severing Sword so early.

who knows……

Thinking of this treasure being compared with a pair of underwear, he felt like a sinner, making the treasure dust.

After listening to his reluctant introduction, several judges also looked strange.

King Silver Hook looked at several people and asked, "Who wants to try?"

"No way." Several judges shook their heads together, "This is an ancient relic, even if it's a piece of scrap iron, it's worth more than that...that thing."

Except for Lao Du, everyone present nodded in agreement.

This is probably the easiest treasure fight that several judges have seen. After two rounds, there is no room for discussion at all.

So King Silver Hook announced: "In the second round, Zhanxian Canjian won the original underwear."

"Oh, what a pity." Wang Longqi shook his head, clapped his hands and shouted, "He actually won."

It was hard to restrain the urge to hit him, especially Pi Yanzi, I really wanted to grab his head and ask, what a pity you are?

In any case, the first two rounds have passed, and finally came the third round.

Pi Yanzi suddenly felt a little nervous.

I have already put the Slaying Immortal Remnant Sword on the gambling table, so I absolutely cannot lose again. Otherwise, if the opponent wins, he has the right to take away the Severing Immortal Remnant Sword, and it will be a big loss.

If you win, you can take away the opponent's immortal phoenix guts, which is blood money.

So this round must not lose.

No matter what the opponent offers, I will win...

He began to struggle in his heart, should he take out the star beads?