I Can’t Be a Sword God

When King Silver Hook sent people to the mansion of Master Xie Ding, Master Xie Ding was somewhat displeased.

Although Huangshadong has completed his task, there are still some self-righteous claims.

"Didn't I ask you to wait for three or five days before sending people over when the limelight comes?" Daoist Xie Ding said with a gloomy face, "If someone from the Heluo Dynasty finds out here, wouldn't it be trouble for me?"

King Silver Hook scolded in his heart, you are afraid of trouble, so your father is not afraid?

I was very angry, but I still had to keep a smile on my face.

He replied: "The conditions in my cave are really harsh, and the little monsters in the cave are all disgusting and greedy. Usually, the men and women who are caught in the cave will be stolen and eaten in less than a quarter of an hour. If these people Keep it in the cave, afraid that if there is a mistake, it will ruin the great affairs of the national teacher."

Master Xie Ding sized up the three people who were thrown to the front of the hall by King Silver Hook, and when he saw the little koi, his eyes suddenly brightened, "That's right, it's this lucky koi..."

But when he saw Yu Qi'an and Wang Longqi, he was a little puzzled and asked, "What are these two?"

King Yinhook's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly replied: "These two are mortals traveling with this koi carp. My eldest brother was worried that they would tip off the news, so he simply took them all together. Now send them here together, and let the national teacher deal with them." .”

"What do I need two trash for?" Daoist Xie Ding frowned and said, "Don't the monsters in your cave like to eat human flesh, so why not just take it back and eat it?"

"Don't dare to eat it." King Silver Hook hurriedly waved his hands, paused, and was afraid that Master Xie Ding would see the clue, he shook his head and said: "Master Guoshi doesn't know something, something happened in our cave recently..."

"Huh?" Master Xie Ding looked over.

King Silver Hook said: "Well... the mother of our two brothers passed away the day before yesterday, and we two brothers decided to observe filial piety for our mother for seventy-seven and forty-nine days, not to touch meat, not to kill..."

In a hurry, he hastily babbled out an irrelevant excuse.

Master Xie Ding was a little puzzled, "Do you have a mother?"

"..." King Silver Hook was also silent for a while, then smiled and said: "The national teacher asked this question. People have mothers, and monsters naturally have mothers."

"Oh, it's just the first time I've heard you mention it, so I'll just ask." Daoist Xie Ding felt that this was inappropriate, so he changed his words: "Since your mother is dead, it should be like this."

"..." King Silver Hook could only feel a bad breath in his chest, but he couldn't vent it out, making it uncomfortable. After holding back for a long time, he said: "Yes."

"Let's let that person go. Thanks to you brothers this time, I won't use you in vain. In the future, if something good happens, I will be the first to take care of you." Zhenren Xie Ding said.

King Silver Hook knew that he had issued an order to evict guests, although he was annoyed in his heart that he threw it away when he was done using it, and he didn't even treat him to a meal. But the trouble was thrown out anyway, and I didn't bother to say more.

Immediately said: "It's my duty to saddle up the horse for the national teacher."

After all, I hurriedly said goodbye.

Master Xie Ding looked at the back of King Silver Hook going far away, and then he snorted coldly.

"snort."

These two monsters in Huangsha Cave were supported by myself. They used to come and go as soon as they were called, but recently they feel that they are not so easy to use.

Although they are still obedient, every time they meet, they always feel that their eyes are wrong, as if scolding themselves in their hearts...

When he found a suitable goblin again, he wiped out the two demon kings and hung their heads on the top of the city as his own merit.

Thinking in his heart, he flicked his sleeves again, "Bantu, detain these three people and lock them in the dungeon outside the Golden Pool of Fortune."

"When they wake up, let's have a trial. See if those two people know about the other koi. If they don't, kill them and bury them. Don't keep the first and last."

"Yes." A bald disciple who was also wearing a Taoist robe stepped forward.

"Also..." Daoist Xie Ding seemed impatient, "I went to the palace to report to Queen Mingyan, saying that I found a lucky koi carp that is rare in the world, which can be compared to dozens of lucky dragons, and can protect the Golden Que Kingdom for a hundred years. Take off! Queen Mingyan, please come to the Golden Pond to watch it in person."

"yes!"

...

When Wang Longqi opened his eyes, what he saw was a bright and shining bald head.

"Monk?" He called out wonderingly.

"Who are you scolding?" Ban Tu scolded.

He has a fleshy face and a huge bald head, and his fierceness is not inferior to those monsters in Huangsha Cave.

The Taoist priest raised his Taoist robe and asked, "Don't you know what this is? Who is a monk?"

Wang Longqi hesitated for a while, and said, "A monk in Taoist robes?"

"It has been said who is a monk? I am a Taoist priest!"

Ban Tu pulled the collar of his clothes angrily, exposing the knotted muscles under the Taoist robe.

"Okay, okay, Taoist priests, why don't you eat?" Wang Longqi said, "You are not a beauty, who will show your shoulders?"

"How can there be a beautiful woman?" Yu Qi'an opened his eyes slowly.

After opening his eyes, he looked around and wondered: "It's not that someone calls you a beauty, why is it just a monk?"

"..." Ban Tu paused, and then whispered: "I'll feed you two ponds to the fish later."

"What to eat?" The little koi also opened his eyes in hesitation when he heard the words.

"..."

The veins on Ban Tu's forehead twitched, and he also realized that these people were not normal characters.

So he stopped talking nonsense and asked directly: "Do you know the whereabouts of the other koi?"

"Are you here for the koi?" Yu Qi'an asked.

"Answer the question." Ban Tu didn't bother to pay attention.

In the river outside Yuhang Town, there is indeed a family of koi carps, who live freely under the protection of Deyun Temple. But in the current situation, how could the three of them betray Little Koi's clansmen.

So the three of them shook their heads in unison: "I don't know."

"Okay." Ban Tu nodded, as if he had got his wish, and shouted outside: "Come on, take this old Taoist priest and this wretched man to the sinking pond and drown them!"

"Wait!" Wang Longqi shouted: "The three of us don't know, why only two of us were drowned?"

Ban Tu looked at him with a strange look, and said, "Genius, have you ever heard of drowning a fish? Throwing her into the pond is not called sinking the pond, but that is called releasing life."

"Eh?"

Wang Longqi suddenly felt that what he said made sense, but...the struggle was still to be struggled.

When he was about to call for help, he suddenly heard a sharp cry from outside: "The Empress is here——"

"Empress Empress?"

When Ban Tu heard this, he seemed to be terrified, and even took two steps back, then fell to his knees by the side of the road.

Not only him, but all the disciples of the national teacher in the entire passage of the dungeon immediately threw themselves down and knelt down, as if they were afraid that if they were too late, they would be executed by Ling Chi.

An invisible majesty instantly covered the entire dungeon.

Then, laughter like silver bells echoed in the passage.

It seems that someone came in to inspect.

"My lord, you really never let me down... Hehe, in the desert of the Western Regions, to be able to catch the legendary colorful koi is simply a miracle."

"It's all a blessing to the empress."

Daoist Xie Ding followed the visitor, always half a step behind, with a humble expression on his face. After receiving the compliment from the visitor, there was a hidden joy in his tone.

After ringing the rings for a while, Wang Longqi also saw the appearance of the visitor, and couldn't help opening his mouth wide.

This is a woman of national beauty, wearing a splendid phoenix robe and a crown of gold silk and jade beads. She seems to be a little older, but she does not hide her charm at all.

A pair of Danfeng triangular eyes, two curved willow-leaf hanging eyebrows, slender stature and coquettish physique. Flour noodles contain spring power without revealing, red lips smell before smiling...

"Huh?" Yu Qi'an suddenly let out a light sigh, and whispered: "I seem to have seen this sister before?"

"Stop doing this..." Wang Longqi also whispered: "Guanzhu Yu, what time is it now, life and death are at stake, let's stop pretending to be so affectionate..."

He didn't finish his sentence when he heard the woman in front of him say "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Beside, Yu Qi'an also slowly raised his head.

"Long time no see..." The old Taoist said in a voice that suddenly became 18 degrees lower. The voice was so numb that it made Wang Longqi get goosebumps instantly.

On the opposite side, the woman's eyes trembled, and her lips moved for a long time before she asked a question with difficulty.

"Is that you?"

"precious……"