I Can’t Be a Sword God

"What formation is this?"

Liu Fufeng looked at the scene before him in amazement, feeling that he had only missed a moment, but also seemed to have missed a lot of things.

Looking over there in a blink of an eye, Duranke had already knelt under the bed.

Why are you kneeling and looking at this tree?

Such doubts arose in Liu Fufeng's heart.

When he leaned over, he saw Lao Du stand up tremblingly, and explained: "Just now, I was awakened by a burst of suffocating energy, thinking that I was going to fight. I wanted to go to the window to have a look and help you out... ...Uh, cheers for you."

"Who would have thought that the Sixth Elder suddenly rushed in with great momentum, and in the blink of an eye, he was given by the Venerable Tree..."

Old Du made a gesture of whipping his legs.

Of course, there is no need to mention the fact that he was so frightened by the supreme coercion that he couldn't hold back and fell to his knees at the moment when the fairy tree whipped out his whip.

Everyone can smell it.

Liu Fufeng looked back at the fairy tree.

Did it think that the six elders were going to be bad for Li Chu?

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw the disgraced Sixth Elder flying into the room again, and he said plausibly to the fairy tree: "What's wrong with you? I'm here to pick you up to Kunlun Mountain! It's me! Ah!"

Bang——

Before his whole body entered, another branch stretched out from the left, and it flew him out with the same posture.

Only then did Liu Fufeng and Dulanke suddenly understand.

So... the treasure he said Bai Yujing lost was this tree?

"It's me, Xiao Liu!" Elder Six floated up into the air again, and said sadly, "Don't you know me? I have been playing under your canopy since I was a child, and we have been in love for so many years..."

Boom!

Xianshu stood in front of Li Chu, and the branch on the right struck again, sending the Sixth Elder flying away with one blow.

"Don't get excited, just listen to my explanation..."

Boom!

Another twig on the left is hitting the Sixth Elder's face

"Huh..." Dulanke next to him felt a burning pain, and couldn't help but say, "Sixth Elder, try and beat it in the middle."

"It's not that simple." Liu Fufeng shook his head first and said, "The cultivation level of this fairy tree is much higher than that of the sixth elder."

"If you don't come home with me, don't blame me for being rude!"

The Sixth Elder shouted loudly, raised his right hand, and sacrificed a Jun seal, which seemed to be some kind of magic weapon.

It seems that soft ones are not enough, he still wants to give Xianshu some hard ones.

But before Liu Fufeng and the others saw the appearance of the magic weapon clearly, they saw a blue light, and a branch popped out from the fairy tree again, knocking the magic weapon to the ground in an instant. Before the Sixth Elder could react, he wrapped his waist around him again and pinned him to the ground.

Immediately, the two branches were like human hands, bowing left and right!

Da da da da da da da...

It was beaten indiscriminately, and the sound of the beating was like a continuous rainstorm.

"Hiss..." Dulanke and Liu Fufeng each picked up a cup of tea, put it to their lips and blew on it, took a sip, and said, "The Venerable Caishu still kept his hand."

"I see, the Sixth Elder is like this..." Liu Fufeng drank the tea in one gulp, spit out the tea powder, and said, "It can hit ten."

boom--

After a blast of hammers, the Sixth Elder lay in the smoke and dust, with tears in his eyes, suddenly turned his head to look at Liu Fufeng, and said in a resentful tone: "What did you do to my fairy tree?"

Liu Fufeng quickly waved his hands and said, "Don't dare to talk nonsense, Elder."

Duranke echoed: "The Venerable Tree came here by himself, how dare we offend this old man."

"However, I have to persuade you..." Liu Fufeng said, "This tree that has changed its mind is destined not to be brought home."

"Yes." Lao Du nodded, "As the saying goes, the heart of a tree is the needle in the sea. Wanting to save a tree that has changed its mind is like picking up a pot of water that was spilled on the ground. How can it be possible? ?”

The two teacups touched lightly, and Liu Fufeng said: "Men, they just want to be free and easy."

"Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, why hang on a tree?" Duranke persuaded again.

"snort……"

The Sixth Elder felt like farting when he heard the two humanoid species talking there.

But what Duranke said was reasonable. He felt that if he continued to entangle, he might really be hanged by this tree...

So he didn't say another word, but flicked his sleeves fiercely, and walked away.

after all.

The rivers and lakes are not fighting and killing, the rivers and lakes are about the ways of the world.

If you can't beat it, you have to go back and shake people.

Liu Fufeng and Dulanke looked at his back as he went away to the sky, and then looked at the beautiful fairy tree in front of him, which was stroking the leaves with a branch, and then regained its tranquility, and they all gave a thumbs up.

Anyway, he was a land fairy, or a land fairy from Bai Yujing, so he just beat and ran away.

No one has to say something awesome.

...

At this time, in Deyun Temple, there is a scene of tranquility.

The old Taoist held a picture book in his hand and read it with great interest. On the other side of the stone table, Xiao Feilong was holding a book in his claws, frowning and studying hard.

Under the old locust tree, there is one person and one dragon, the wind blows and the leaves fall, only the rustling sound.

Li Chu took Lao Du out to run errands, and the fox girl and the little jin carp were sent to school, and there was also a Wanli Feisha to guard the door.

Now in the courtyard, only the old and the young are reading books relative to each other.

After a while, Xiao Feilong seemed to be tired of reading, secretly raised his big eyes, and glanced at the book in the old Taoist's hand.

As a result, the old Taoist didn't seem to raise his eyes, but he caught its sneaking sign very accurately, raised his hand and knocked his brains out, and knocked on the big head of the little fat dragon.

bang.

The big hair made a clear and crisp sound.

"This is something for adults to see. You can't see it. It's your own." The old Taoist said sternly.

"Hey..."

Xiao Feilong rubbed his head with his left paw, slightly dissatisfied.

It seems that I don't understand why the books you adults read are full of pictures, but the books my children read are full of words?

Is it wrong somewhere?

"You still dare to swear." The old Taoist raised his hand and gave Xiao Feilong another touch, "Who did you learn from?"

Xiao Feilong quickly covered his head with both hands.

"Learn the words of the sages and do the work of a gentleman. Everyone in my Deyun Guanman family is an upright gentleman, because we love reading."

The old Taoist advised softly: "So you have to study hard and become an upright gentleman like your grandfather and me in the future, understand?"

Xiao Feilong's big eyes were full of doubts.

As a dragon, it can understand human speech without hindrance, but at this moment it is not sure whether what Yu Qi'an is speaking is human speech...

An honest gentleman like an old Taoist priest.

Xiao Feilong suddenly had deep doubts about the meaning of these four words.

The family education is being carried out happily here, while Wanli Feisha, the gatekeeper over there, ran all the way in and shouted, "Monastery Master, the guests from outside want to see you."

"See me?" Yu Qi'an blinked, "I woke up this morning and my right eyelid kept twitching, so it's not suitable for receiving guests. You can deal with it, and say that today's audience is not strong enough, so I won't be on stage."

"But they are looking for you by name, and you seem to have a lot of background." Wanli Feisha said.

Anyway, he has been in the rivers and lakes, and he still has a little judgment on the magnitude of the incoming person.

"Oh?" Yu Qi'an frowned, "Who is it?"

"It's a little black fat guy with a follower." Wanli Feisha replied.

"Little black fat man?" Yu Qi'an's right eyelid twitched suddenly, and there was a rare fluctuation in his eyes, "Did he declare his identity?"

"No." Wanli Feisha shook his head and mumbled, "But he said..."

"say what?"

"He said he was your father."

Hahaha the recent situation is okay, I just rest every day, eat and sleep, I am very boring, I can write a little bit. I said last time that I wanted to update it, but I couldn’t do it after a few days of writing. This time, I didn’t have the nerve to promise again, and I didn’t ask the editor for a recommendation. Just write slowly, if you write more, you will see it naturally. If I'm tired or don't want to write any day, don't rush me hahaha.

In fact, I haven't written it for four months, and I feel like a newcomer. It's so hard to get into the mood, I have forgotten the plot, and I have to explore a little bit. But it doesn't matter, as long as you don't die, you will always write a good ending.