I Can’t Be a Sword God

When Duranke woke up, he saw an extremely strange scene.

Li Chu, Liu Fufeng, and the old man surnamed Chen who woke up first surrounded a tall and gorgeous glazed tree, observing carefully.

At this time, the Liulishu no longer had the giant tree posture it had when suppressing the Blackwater Forest Mother. It was only as tall as one person, but the aura around it remained undiminished.

Liu Fufeng, who was cultivated as a terrestrial immortal, could clearly perceive this aura, which was close to that of an immortal. It exudes such an aura, the origin of this tree is really unimaginable.

If ordinary people can live around this tree, it is certain that they will be free from disease and disaster for a lifetime. After a long time, they will be able to stay fit and light.

And the surrounding black forests that were previously full of evil spirits seemed to have been sucked out of their souls, and they were all half shorter. The most amazing thing is that the black bark has fallen off one after another, revealing the colorful colors inside.

The entire Black Water Forest suddenly became more lively, without the slightest sense of eerie mystery, but more aura and joy.

"Oh."

When Dulanke opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was the new bark covered with a big flower jacket. He thought that this was the style of the Northland, and then he was excited and subconsciously looked for Li Chu.

As long as the master is still standing here, it means that I am in Yangjian, and that means the bad guy is dead.

This is a natural and unassailable logic.

Li Chu is naturally alive. Not only is he alive, but he is also closely watched by the glazed tree.

It is obviously a tree, but it always gives people the feeling that it has eyes.

If Li Chu moves to the left a little, it will turn to the left; if Li Chu moves to the right, it will turn to the right.

Li Chu took two steps backwards, and it followed up. Li Chu took two steps forward, and it... still moved forward to meet it, trying to give it a hug, but Li Chu quickly backed away.

I don't know how long this weird stalemate has lasted. Durant walked up strangely and asked curiously, "What is this thing?"

Before the words were finished, a vine suddenly sprang out from the glazed tree with a snap.

Before everyone could react, Duranke's tears had already splashed out.

"Woo..." Lao Du covered his mouth, "It hurts so much, why did it slap me in the face?"

"Daoist Master Du, you'd better show some respect." Liu Fufeng whispered, "This... the Venerable Tree just suppressed the source of the demon chaos in this black water forest in an instant, and its cultivation... guess."

Then you didn't say it earlier...

Old Du wailed in his heart, and hurriedly said: "It turned out that it saved us. No wonder I see this fairy tree so tall and straight, handsome, fairy-like, and very kind. I even have a sense of security seeing my father."

Snapped!

Before the words fell, another vine sprang out suddenly.

Old Du's tears flowed wantonly down his black face.

"Why did it slap me again..."

"Daoist Master Du, be careful with what you say. According to my observation just now, this Venerable Tree...seems to be a girl." Liu Fufeng said cautiously.

"Clam?"

Old Du's black face was full of surprise.

Are there male and female trees?

and……

"How did you find out?"

His doubts just came out.

I saw that glazed tree stretching the vines that it had drawn just now in front of Li Chu, and then slowly blooming a dazzling seven-color glazed flower, which is beautiful and dazzling, and one can tell it is extraordinary at a glance.

Looking at the atmosphere that was about to burst into colorful bubbles, Lao Du immediately knew how Liu Fufeng saw it.

Blind people can see it.

Li Chu looked at this strange behavior and said, "It has bloomed several flowers, what is it going to do?"

Liu Fufeng whispered: "Xiao Daoist Li, if I guessed correctly, this seems to be a courtship behavior..."

"A tree?" Li Chu was a little surprised.

"Xiao Taoist Priest Li, be careful." Liu Fufeng hurriedly said, "What's wrong with the tree, Taoism follows nature, and everything in nature has seven emotions and six desires after awakening, which is also normal."

He secretly glanced at the glazed tree, afraid that it would feel slighted because of Li Chufang's words.

Unexpectedly, the glazed tree didn't mean to be angry with Li Chu at all, instead, it seemed that because he was talking about the central matter, it twisted the crown of the tree shyly.

My day.

Are you being shy?

A shy tree... Although I just talked about nature, it was the first time he saw this kind of scene.

"I'm not a tree." Li Chu said again.

"Then what were you just now?" Liu Fufeng asked.

Speaking of this, he couldn't help being a little confused.

Why is it that some people are so handsome as a person, even if they change into a tree, they are tens of thousands of times more handsome than other trees.

Is this supposed to be real?

Thinking of this, he already vaguely understood the outline of this matter.

It should have been an extremely sinister conspiracy trap.

But from the moment Li Chu turned into a tree, the style of the whole thing was wrong.

The Black Water Forest Mother stopped fighting in an instant, but rushed over in a hurry, probably thinking about some unhealthy things. And this glazed fairy tree far away, because it was worried that Li Chu would be the first to climb there, came here in an instant, and suppressed the powerful Black Water Forest Mother in one breath.

Then follow Li Chu to blossom.

In terms of strength, this Black Water Forest Mother is at least an Earth Immortal-level monster above her, and she has only cultivated this way for thousands of years. Then this glazed fairy tree is a bit scary.

Even if it's not the top level, I'm afraid it's close.

But what is it doing?

How old is a person... a tree, and can do such a jealous thing?

no.

Regardless of age, this is not what a tree should do, is it?

He couldn't figure it out.

Looking at Li Chu with a calm face, it seems that he only regards this matter as an ordinary thing. But... this kind of thing is probably not new to him, being a man who seduces people, being a tree and a tree...

It really made it clear to him.

"Um……"

After thinking about it for a while, Li Chu felt that this was not the solution, so he said to the glass tree: "This...Senior tree, first of all, I want to thank you for suppressing the big monster and helping us out. But... I don't know what you want to do. What, I might as well just say goodbye, and if there is an opportunity in the future, I will definitely repay you."

After that, he tentatively turned and left.

Hearing a whoosh, the tree flashed its brilliance and came to him again.

Then he handed out a vine, and a flower slowly bloomed on the vine.

"It's still a tree of infatuation."

Liu Fufeng and Dulanke put their hands on their foreheads, a little unable to accept the scene in front of them.

...

When they were at a stalemate, there was quite a commotion in Bai Yujing's entrance.

"A meeting! A meeting!"

The Sixth Elder yelled loudly.

Even if he doesn't call, the disappearance of the fairy tree is difficult to cover up, and sooner or later there will be a lot of discussion.

Not long after, all the big and small Taoist boys and disciples of the whole peak were gathered by him.

Just about to discuss how to hide this matter first, they heard a flying cloud over there, and a letter flew over from the main peak of Bai Yujing.

The Sixth Elder thumped in his heart, although in recent years the head teacher often retreated and seldom did anything, so many young people did not remember his temper.

But these old people all know it.

Tong Wudi's name is not something that was blown out...

It was typed out!

Back then, the headmaster was so decisive and thunderous. The fear of the headmaster was engraved in their lungs in this generation.

"Master Headmaster... already know?" The sixth elder's cold sweat immediately flowed down.

Open letterhead.

There are only a few lines of words above.

"Within seven days, find the immortal tree."

"Northern Land, Auspicious Mansion."

Recently, I have to sleep five or six hours every day during the day, and I have to sleep twice a day. If the schedule is not well adjusted, the update time will not be available. However, I have been adjusting recently, trying to fix the nap time, and the update will be stable when the schedule is stable. Hahaha, I should change my screen name later, and call it Twice a Day.