I Can’t Be a Sword God

ivory mountain.

A vast and deep mountain outside the city of Jixiangfu is named for its shape like a giant elephant, especially the pair of giant tusks. According to legend, here is a treasure elephant god sitting in the world in the ancient times, and his body turned into mountains and rivers.

Some people even say that they often hear the immortal cry of the treasure elephant's spirit on the night of the full moon.

Because after all, Jixiang Mansion is a prefectural city, and King Han of the North is in charge, and those gangs can make troubles small or large, but if they want to engage in large-scale fights, or even powerful martial arts... it would be too arrogant, tantamount to self-destruction.

Therefore, it is an unwritten rule in Jixiang Mansion that all large-scale battles will be settled in Ivory Mountain.

As for the aftermath of the battle, you don't have to worry about handling things like corpses, as someone will naturally take care of them, and there will be no leftovers.

The one who cleans the battlefield is the Crescent Moon Villa.

This villa only appeared on the Ivory Mountain in the past twenty years, and it is very mysterious. There are various activities of eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, specializing in the business of Jianghu people. Whether it's black and white or ghosts and ghosts, as long as you come, it will welcome you.

And when a battle starts, the Crescent Moon Villa will cooperate with setting up formations to seal off the mountain and take care of chores, which can be described as very considerate. Grateful for this convenience, people from all walks of life in Auspicious Mansion will regard this villa as their own power, and often come to patronize it, and the business of the villa is becoming more and more prosperous. As for those who want to deal with the Crescent Moon Villa, they will be boycotted by everyone.

The owner of the Crescent Moon Villa is named Mrs. Xie.

In the rivers and lakes of the Northland, everyone knows that she is graceful and good at dancing, but no one knows her past. With her own power, this woman can stir up the situation in the entire Jixiang Mansion and even the Northland in Ivory Mountain, but her past has always been a mystery.

There are many famous people who have admired her, but no one can touch the corner of her clothes.

There were also some people who wanted to approach her with more radical means, but those people died, but she was still alive.

this night.

The Crescent Moon Villa opened the mountain sealing array again.

This mountain sealing formation does not mean that the roads of the entire Ivory Mountain are closed. In that case, the originally agreed battle would not be able to be fought.

Instead, there will be a group of red clouds that cover all auras and block all the sights of the mountain. People from the rivers and lakes who often come and go will understand when they see it, and if there is a big war coming, they will naturally not go up the mountain again.

People who are not afraid of death can naturally get close, but the consequences are at their own risk.

On the night of the full moon, on the top of the ivory mountain!

Amiable within the red cloud.

In the lobby of Crescent Moon Villa, a middle-aged man with a light head and a huge young man had already arrived here early.

"I always feel...tonight is a bit dangerous."

The middle-aged man was sitting on a high chair with a serious face.

Click, click...

The huge young man just held a fruit and ate it quietly without talking, as if the middle-aged man's words were not intended for him.

"What are you worried about, brother?"

Before the words fell to the ground, there was a silver bell-like laughter coming from outside the house.

Smile before anyone arrives, a tall, curvaceous middle-aged beautiful woman has come in. She is dressed in a purple fringed dress, her hair is tied up in a flying fairy bun, and she wears several dazzling hairpins. With a silver plate face, phoenix eyes and crescent eyebrows, there is an intimidating charm in the beauty.

This woman is Mrs. Xie from Crescent Moon Villa.

And that man is actually the overlord in Jixiang Mansion, the most mysterious Xicheng Uncle Kun!

From Madam Xie's address to him, the relationship between the two seems to be not simple.

If this news is released, it will probably shock Jixiang Mansion a little.

Uncle Kun, also surnamed Xie!

"I was wondering if this would be a good time." Uncle Kun pondered, with worry in his eyes.

"Didn't you want to annex Nanbatian a long time ago and bring Nancheng under your command? This will be an important step for you to dominate the Jixiang Mansion. If there is no Nancheng, then your power will never surpass Bald Liu and Zhao Siye."

Madam Xie approached and sat opposite Uncle Kun.

"But Nan Batian's connections are not weak. You are worried that the other two will find an opportunity to intervene when you deal with him, and it will be difficult to deal with him. That's why you stayed put for a long time."

"This time, the Lengtouqing who came from nowhere suddenly came to the door and suddenly incorporated the entire Nan Batian's forces... It's really a good time to send it to the door. If you don't declare war first, after a while, Baldhead Liu He and Fourth Master Zhao will do the same. At that time...the piece of fat in Nancheng may be shared by everyone."

With a few words, she guessed what Uncle Kun was thinking.

"Hehe, my dear sister, people say that I am strategizing. In front of you, I really have no secrets at all." Uncle Kun smiled, and said again: "Then do you know what I am worried about?"

"It's nothing more than..."

Mrs. Xie thought for a while, and said: "The kid who can defeat Nan Batian in that battle, how high is his cultivation? In order not to miss this opportunity, you hastily declared war. If his strength is really beyond imagination, then Stealing chickens is nothing but losing money.”

"Of course." Uncle Kun nodded and smiled.

"You don't seem to be worried anymore?" Mrs. Xie asked in a blink of an eye.

"Because I know, since you have already thought of this level, sister, you will definitely help me prepare for it?" Uncle Kun asked with a smile.

"Haha, we are not real brothers and sisters." Mrs. Xie also laughed and said, "It's just a friendship of the same clan. How do you know that I will offend others for you?"

"We are relatives anyway, others and you are not even relatives." Uncle Kun seemed to be sure of something, and said: "I'm sure, apart from me, no one else will keep you after the unification of Jixiang Mansion." A power like Wanyue Villa, isn’t it?”

"Not always……"

Mrs. Xie replied noncommittally, and then said: "I will definitely not help you deal with others, but tonight is the night of the full moon. According to legend, the treasured elephant war spirit in Ivory Mountain often wakes up at this time... ..."

Not much to say, let's stop at the point.

Uncle Kun is also a smart person, so he naturally understood what she meant.

He couldn't help but feel confident, and said with a smile: "I have paid a lot of money to ask a sword repairer from the Daxue Mountain to protect us once. Please touch that existence, I shouldn't have to worry about it anymore. .At this time, if you...well, if you happen to have the revived battle spirit from Ivory Mountain to help you, then you will be sure."

"No matter how powerful the newcomer who turned out to be, he can't be a land god, right?" Mrs. Xie's eyes flashed and she was full of confidence.

"There is absolutely no such possibility." Uncle Kun said firmly.

If it's a land god, why bother to go through all this trouble, as long as you come to him yourself, everything will be over.

After a pause, he said again: "Maybe, there is no need for these two existences to take action at all. My own power alone is enough to defeat this stunned young man."

"Oh? Brother's arrangement is meaningful?" Mrs. Xie asked again.

"Don't pretend to be stupid, can I hide my arrangement on the mountain from you?" Uncle Kun laughed.

"I let people clear the road up the mountain, without setting up any defense lines all the way, leading directly to the summit villa. On the left and right sides of the dangerous road up the mountain, more than a thousand elite soldiers were ambushed. When the time comes..."

There was a sinister and cunning gleam in his eyes.

"Ordinary people encounter this kind of situation. Seeing that the main road is clear and empty, they dare not go up the mountain directly from the main road. They will definitely suspect that I have an ambush on the main road. But as long as he walks on the small road, hehe, the massacre will begin .”

"With your help, on this ivory mountain, the right time, place, people and harmony belong to me." Uncle Kun sneered: "How can I lose?"

"Even if he can kill all the way here, my son is still here..."

He looked at the young man who was eating fruit beside him.

Just at this moment, he had finished eating the fruit in his hand, so the man threw away the core, and dug in his skirt again, only to find that it was gone.

So he stood up and said, "Father, I'm going to the orchard."

"..." Uncle Kun lost his momentum, rolled his eyes and said, "I just know how to eat!"

When they were talking here, suddenly, there was an abrupt inquiry in front of the lobby door.

"Excuse me……"

"Is Uncle Kun from West City here?"

Uncle Kun followed the sound and looked over, and suddenly became agitated.

Standing at the door was actually a young man in brocade clothes with thick eyebrows and big eyes. Judging from the description, he was very similar to the new Nancheng talker described by his subordinates.

But……

"Who are you? What are you here for?" Uncle Kun asked sharply.

"My lord, Wang Qi, came here to join the war after receiving your declaration of war." Li Chu replied politely.

"What?"

Uncle Kun was surprised.

Looking behind Li Chu, it was empty and there was no one there, and he was a little puzzled.

"Are you alone?"

"Yes." Li Chu nodded, "Because I don't have many men, and I don't want them to come in this kind of dangerous and unknown battle. It would be bad if the number of staff was reduced."

What he said was true, but it was strange to Uncle Kun's ears.

Dangerous battles don't want your men to fight... Then what do you want them for?

Simply shout six six six?

He asked again, "How did you get here?"

"Just... along the main road, all the way up." Li Chu also wondered why this uncle kept asking some strange questions.

But out of self-restraint, he still answered seriously.

"Just walk up all the way? Aren't you afraid of an ambush?"

Uncle Kun was suddenly a little dazed, he didn't know whether the person in front of him was too simple or too shrewd.

This stupefied young man, is he really not afraid of ambush?

"Why are you afraid?" Li Chu looked at him strangely, "I'm not here to beat people?"

As for who they are, how many people there are, and where they are...

Is it important?

Uncle Kun looked at the person in front of him and realized that it seemed difficult for him to communicate effectively with him through words, so he immediately gritted his teeth and shouted, "Ah Qiang! Come on!"

Since you dare to go to the meeting alone, I will break your knife! Let you, a young man, feel the sinister world!

"drink!"

The huge young man next to him shouted suddenly, his muscles stretched, and his momentum suddenly rose!

When he was eating the fruit just now, he still looked harmless to humans and animals. But when he entered the fighting state at this time, he suddenly exuded an aura of wild beasts!

"Roar--"

A beast-like roar sounded from the depths of his throat, his right foot stopped, and his body was ejected like a cannonball!

Suddenly there was a ripple in the air, and the figure had disappeared in place.

This impact breaks rocks!

Li Chu felt that the other party was coming quickly and ruthlessly, so he didn't dare to treat him lightly, and saw him concentrate, use all his strength, and very seriously...raised a finger.

"Certainly."

Boom!

Ah Qiang's figure flew into the air, he stopped suddenly, and his castration disappeared completely. Then there was another bang, and he slammed his head down on the ground.

"call……"

Li Chu exhaled lightly and withdrew his index finger.

so close.

"this……"

Uncle Kun's self-cultivation was not very high. At this time, seeing his son who was invincible all over the city was suddenly subdued by a finger, he suddenly widened his eyes.

So scary!

But at this moment, it was meaningless to talk about the other side. He quickly gave a look to Mrs. Xie who was also shocked, and then shouted: "Baoxiang Battle Spirit! Famous Sword Tianzun! Please do it!"

boom--

With his order, it seemed that something ancient had stepped out of the tomb of the prehistoric.

Amidst the rumbling sound, the entire hall seemed to be blurred, and the brilliance of the heavens, earth and stars suddenly shone in, and a huge elephant soul standing upright appeared outside, with a pair of huge eyes full of raging flames.

Uncle Kun and Mrs. Xie in the lobby disappeared.

Only Li Chu was left, and it only had Li Chu in its eyes!

The appearance of this precious elephant war spirit did not come to the real world, but dragged the entire ivory mountain together with Li Chudu into the virtual world. Between fiction and reality, resurrection from the dead! Return to the ancient times!

At the same time, another radiant sword light pierced through the sky.

For a sword cultivator in the decline state, it is not difficult to straddle the virtual and the real. On the sword light, I saw a man with a wide robe and big sleeves standing in the air, and said with a loud smile: "Haha, here comes the deity!"

It was the Daxueshan Sword Cultivator who had been hired by Uncle Kun at a great price!

For this level of Xianmen sword cultivator, you can't hire them if you are willing to pay a price. You must have enough contacts to introduce them. However, as long as it can be moved once, it may be decisive for the life and death of one side.

This famous sword Tianzun is considered to be one of the most experienced sword cultivators in Daxue Mountain, and he has left many legends about his holiness in the Northland. He is the direct disciple of the Red Eyebrow Sword Master, and his strength is beyond doubt.

At the same time, Uncle Kun's ability to invite this person is enough to show his strength.

"Roar--"

The battle spirit of the precious elephant let out a roar, and stared at Li Chu with its eyes. The huge elephant's feet like mountains had already been lifted up, and they were about to fall down to cover the sky and block out the sun!

Li Chu finally felt a little pressure, pointed his halberd to the sky, and shouted: "Sword Control!"

call out--

A meteor-like silver light pierced the sky and appeared in this virtual world in an instant.

laugh--

One sword!

Passing through the forehead of the battle spirit of Baoxiang, like a fish swimming, it swims through its body, goes straight all the way, and protrudes from the back of the spine in an instant!

Invincible!

boom--

The huge elephant's foot had reached less than ten feet above Li Chu's head, and it was about to fall, but the body of the treasure elephant's war spirit suddenly froze.

Then……

Slowly falling like a mountain!

The flames of war were extinguished in the pupils.

Kill with one sword!

The Jian Tianzun in mid-air just thought about his identity, and he has not shot with Bao Xiang's war spirit, but stands on the sword glow, watching with his hands folded.

I saw this horrible scene without thinking.

Rumble rumble——

When Baoxiang's war spirit collapsed halfway like a mountain, it shattered and turned into a sky full of stars!

Seeing this, Li Chu turned his attention to the famous sword Tianzun in mid-air.

The famous sword Tianzun's pupils shrank, his gaze was condensed for a second, and then he showed the excellent quality of mind of a sword cultivator... He didn't show the slightest panic, but suddenly waved his sleeves, and laughed loudly again:

"Haha, I'm leaving!"

A sword light flew away, highlighting a chic and calm, as if he was really an irrelevant and enthusiastic passerby, watching a big scene.

With a wave of your sleeves, you won't take a single cloud away.