I Can’t Be a Sword God

In Yaowang Town.

A few wisps of green smoke curled upwards, gradually converging into a clear figure with fluttering robes and a fairy-like bone.

Two heads of melons squeezed in front of the incense burner, as if they were about to rush to kowtow.

That figure was none other than Yu Qi'an, the master of Deyun Temple who had not been seen for many days.

And the two who rushed to offer incense to Yu Qi'an were his good disciple Du Lanke and his good confidant Wang Longqi.

"What's the matter?" The old Taoist asked leisurely, "I just remembered me when I saw something happened. I don't usually burn incense, so I hug my feet temporarily."

"Huh..." Wang Longqi seemed to have thought of some unsightly scene, and hurriedly said: "It's time, let's stop talking about these heavy-tasting things."

"Where did you go, brat?" the old Taoist scolded angrily.

"If it's Miss Que'er in Wenrou or Miss Zuiyue in Taogulou, it's not bad for me to hold my feet." Wang Longqi replied: "The last time it must be the beautiful feet of the Linxiang girl who is full of spring. Yu Guan Lord your feet...forget it."

"Look at you kid who has never seen the world, you can take a few vulgar fans as beautiful feet." The old Taoist shook his head and sneered, "If you have seen Fairy Mingqin from Xuanyue Pavilion or Bai Yujing's... "

"Don't diverge, both of you." Duranke hurriedly begged them: "Let's get down to business first?"

Otherwise, based on his understanding of these two old men, he would definitely be able to follow these girls all the way to the origin of human foot fetishism.

"You also know that you have to talk about business." The old Taoist gave the two of them an angry look.

"It's like this, master, something is wrong." Dulanke said worriedly: "Master was taken away by King Han's people, and it is said that he will be taken back to Jixiang Mansion for interrogation."

"Why did you take him away?" the old Taoist asked.

"Because Li Chu touched the buttocks of the Ninth Lady of Prince Han's Mansion." Wang Longqi said enviously.

"oops!"

The old Taoist priest seemed extremely shocked when he heard the words. He slapped his thigh, and his eyes were full of surprise.

When Dulanke and Wang Longqi met, they thought it was a tricky matter, and immediately became frowning.

Unexpectedly, after the old Taoist was startled for a while, tears started to appear in his eyes. She couldn't help covering her face with her sleeves and sobbing.

"Well……"

"Yu Guanzhu, it's not possible." Wang Longqi quickly waved his hands and said, "Why are you still crying?"

"That's right, master, even if you are convicted of molesting a woman, you should be strict, that is, you will be beaten dozens of times and locked up for a few months, but you won't be able to cry." Old Du also comforted.

"You guys know shit!"

"I'm crying with joy." The old Taoist sobbed, raised his face and said, "I brought up this apprentice from a young age, and taught him for more than ten years. He has looks, talent, cultivation, sense of justice... every aspect resembles the I……"

"..." The two were speechless for a moment.

"The only thing about feelings is that he doesn't know how to live and die. I'm anxious!" Yu Qi'an sighed like an old father: "It's all right now, my apprentice finally knows what a woman is, and he will finally touch it." The woman's ass..."

"Yu Guanzhu..." Wang Longqi grinned and said, "Although you say so, molesting women from a good family...is not worth advocating, you are so happy...it kind of undermines the legal system. "

"That's true." Yu Qi'an nodded and said: "Then let him accept legal sanctions, and I will arrange a blind date for him after he comes back. Anyway, under the conditions of my apprentice, the girl who likes him is not allowed to go from Hangzhou to the Western Regions." ah."

"Master!" Dulanke waved his hand, and had to interrupt again: "The point is, this matter has not yet been settled! My master, he is probably wronged, he didn't molested a good woman! "

"Ah?" Yu Qi'an felt lost when he heard this. After being stunned for a while, he sighed and said, "Then I am happy for nothing."

"Tsk tsk tsk..." Wang Longqi shook his head and sighed, "Children who are educated by such masters, why don't they worry about not going to jail when they grow up?"

"Alas—" Yu Qi'an was disappointed for a long time before asking: "What's going on? Tell me clearly."

"That's it..."

Old Du began to narrate: "Aren't we boarding in Yaowang Town? There is also a ninth lady from the Han Palace, Miss Wenxiang. This Miss Wenxiang has always been a little weird..."

"When I couldn't do it, she tried to seduce me several times. When I was able to do it, she tied me up and beat me with a whip." Wang Longqi interjected at the right time.

"Huh..." Yu Qi'an shook his head, "I never thought you would be so lucky."

"I didn't do it voluntarily." Wang Longqi added.

"That's all right, all of us are children of the world, so there's nothing to be ashamed of." Yu Qi'an said, "I don't have much contact with people in your circle, but I have met a few bigwigs in the circle by chance over the years, and I will introduce you later. for you."

"You'd better get acquainted by chance..." Wang Longqi said angrily.

"Hey..." Seeing that the conversation between the two started to go down three ways, Lao Du had no choice but to interrupt by raising his hand again, "Is there anyone caring about my master's life?"

"You continue." Yu Qi'an's thoughts returned from the big boss in the circle to the good apprentice.

"Before she always wanted to get close to Qi Shao. Just now, she came to our attic to look for my master. After talking with him, she went downstairs, and suddenly rushed out, yelling molestation while running. It happened that King Han came to pick her up Back home, when the car arrived in front of the attic, he saw this scene seriously. King Han was naturally furious when he saw it, but he didn't dare to speak to the master immediately because of the character platform given to him by two old doctors, Changchun old man and Xuan Huweng. Do something. So I took him back to the prison in Jixiang Mansion, and said that we will interrogate and investigate carefully, and we must find out the truth."

After Durant finished speaking, he came to another conclusion.

"I feel more like a fairy dance, or she unilaterally planted the blame. But the master has no enmity with her. I don't know why she did this. If she can't get it, destroy it?"

"Actually, with Li Chu's ability, those people can't do anything to him at all." Wang Longqi continued: "But this kind of thing is not a joke. If he escapes by force, he will be hunted down by Prince Han's mansion in the future. , it’s like knowing that you have a ghost in your heart. If it spreads out, it’s social death.”

"If it's a deliberate frame, it's a bit vicious." Yu Qi'an rubbed his chin, "This kind of thing is not serious, but it can indeed destroy a person's entire reputation. If it is not resolved, the whole life in the future will be destroyed." They will all bear the stain..."

"Yes." Old Du Lian nodded.

"Are you sure that Li Chu really didn't do it?" Yu Qi'an finally asked.

"Guanzhu Yu, don't judge yourself and others." Wang Longqi rolled his eyes and said.

"I believe in my master's character, he will never do such a thing." Durant said emphatically.

"I believe in Li Chu's appearance more. If he wants to do something, he doesn't need to do it at all." Wang Longqi also said.

"It sounds reasonable..." Yu Qi'an nodded and said, "If he is indeed innocent, then I will recommend someone to you, and she should have a way to prove it."

"oh?"

Both people's eyes lit up.

...

"Ma'am." In Prince Han's mansion, Fang Fang, a little girl, came closer and asked in a low voice, "Did the little Daoist really treat you lightly?"

"Of course it's a lie." Wen Xiang shook her head, frowned and said, "It's just an order from the mountain, I can't do anything to deal with him like this."

"Ah..." Fang Fang showed a look of unbearable, "How pitiful is that little Taoist leader."

"Yeah, I also feel that I'm so sinful." Wenxiang also showed her unbearable expression.

Thinking of that handsome face being misunderstood because of herself, she was also troubled in every possible way, "But since I was young, I have been favored by Duanbei Mountain to survive. I swore to repay Duanbei Mountain, so how can I disobey it?"

"But why did you deal with the Taoist leader on the mountain?" Fangfang asked again: "He doesn't look like a bad guy."

"According to the real connector, it was he who prevented us from connecting, which caused the delay of the mission on the mountain." Wenxiang explained.

"Is it possible..." Fang Fang pouted: "That connector is a bad guy?"

Her thinking is very simple, the leaders on Duanbei Mountain must be good people. The appearance of the Xiaodao leader must not be a bad person.

If this is an elimination method, it can only be that the connector in the middle is bad.

"You girl..." Wen Xiang smiled, and said deeply, "That makes sense!"

...

"Jie jie jie jie!"

At this moment, Kansai, the contact person, also laughed wildly.

"It doesn't matter how high his cultivation level is? Does he still dare to escape from the cell? If he dares to escape, then he will bear the name of molesting a good woman for the rest of his life."

"But if he doesn't escape, he still can't explain this matter. Even if it's not a serious crime, King Han will never let him go. He still wants to escape from prison as a last resort."

"I'm going to find someone to spread the word about it"

"By the time……"

"I just want him to die socially!"

"Well done." He Tu, the commander of Duanbei Mountain, stood in front of him, "I just asked you to find a way to deal with him, but I didn't expect you to come up with such a vicious trick."

"They are all well-educated leaders." Brother Guan Xi smiled obsequiously.

It's just that this compliment didn't seem to make the other party happy.

The smile on He Tu's face disappeared instantly.

...

Han Wang Ji Bangying also had some headaches about how to deal with this little Taoist priest.

According to the law, it is just a few boards, which is not painful at all for this kind of cultivator. But this little Taoist priest has some status after all. I heard from two old genius doctors in Yaowang Town that he has just made great achievements and was rewarded by Chaoge, and he will be admitted to the palace after a while. If it is easy to shout and kill, it will be difficult for the emperor.

But just letting him go like this, Wen Xiang's butt...her own face...all can't bear it.

In fact, logically, if a cultivator breaks the law, he should be dealt with by Chao Tianque, and the punishment will be more severe. But the relationship between him and Chao Tianque has never been close, at most it's like the water of the well does not violate the water of the river. If you leave it to them, you may not be able to make a satisfactory decision.

When he was struggling, the people from Chao Tian Que came to him on his own initiative.

And it's not just ordinary people.

A white-robed commander of Chaotianque stationed in Jixiang Mansion walked in with a female cultivator who was quite important in the Jianghu.

"His Royal Highness..." the white-robed leader introduced: "This is the famous 'King Thief Buster' in the Jianghu, Zhen Lingfeng. She knows that you are going to deal with a cultivator who is frivolous and frivolous. Case, take the initiative to come to help."

"Master Lingfeng." King Han immediately saluted.

This real Lingfeng is dressed in a black robe, his face cannot tell his age clearly, his facial features are correct, but he feels very indifferent and old-fashioned, without any sense of beauty. When he looks at him with a pair of eyes, he can't help but think about today And did something wrong with not being a man.

Her name was also quite famous in the Heluo Dynasty.

In the past, in the world, cultivators used supernatural powers to bully ordinary women. In the final analysis, it is because the cultivators are blessed with supernatural powers, it is too easy to violate mortals, but it is difficult to find evidence of crimes.

Lingfeng real person began to study all kinds of magical powers and magical weapons against this kind of crime decades ago. Over the years, there have been eight hundred or not one thousand prostitution thieves arrested by her hands. Thanks to her efforts, the crime of bullying mortal women dropped by 60%.

The year before last, the empress dowager specially rewarded her at the Heluo celebration and bestowed her with a gold medal, which was quite an honor.

Therefore, even a prince or general should treat her with courtesy.

"After I learned about this matter, I came here to share my worries with you." Lingfeng Daoist said straight to the point: "I also ask the prince to be promoted immediately. Before the time is short, I will have a way to confirm whether the Taoist priest has despised Mrs. Ninth." .”

"Then there will be troublesome real people." King Han thanked him.

Not long after, the case was raised in the government office of Jixiang Mansion. With King Han's power in the north, this is just a matter of one sentence.

There are three people sitting in the hall, namely King Han, Chaotianque Baipao and Daoist Lingfeng.

Then, Mrs. Ninth and the little Taoist were brought up.

Li Chu still looked calm and calm, obviously believing that the clearer will clear himself.

On the contrary, Miss Wenxiang was a little worried.

For some reason, this incident spread very quickly in Jixiang Mansion. In just half a day, people in the streets and lanes all knew that there was a handsome little Taoist priest from the south of the Yangtze River named Li Chu, who had the audacity to belittle the Ninth Lady of Han Wang's Mansion.

As a result, a large crowd of observers quickly gathered in the hall.

At the front of the crowd were a handsome young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes and a black-faced Taoist priest.

Wang Longqi looked at the courtroom, wondering: "You said that with Guanzhu Yu's virtue, how could he have made friends with this prostitute nemesis of the Heluo Dynasty? It stands to reason that Master Lingfeng saw him At first glance, should he be sentenced to Ling Chi?"

"Heh." Old Du sneered, "My master's ability to deal with women is as good as heaven and earth!"

"Good guy." Wang Longqi shook his head and said, "You look more and more like Li Chu."

In court.

Master Lingfeng asked indifferently: "Madam Nine, is it true that you said that this little Taoist priest is contemptuous of you?"

"Hmm... yes." Wenxiang nodded lowly.

"Little Taoist priest, can you plead guilty?" Master Lingfeng asked Li Chu again.

"It's absolutely nothing." Li Chu said calmly.

"Okay..." Master Ling Feng stood up, "I'm here to prove this."

She walked slowly in front of Wen Xiang, and said: "Ninth Madam, please turn around."

After Wenxiang heard her words, she recited them nervously.

Immortal Ling Feng said loudly: "I am going to use a supernatural power of appearance now, but anyone else who has touched your body within twelve hours will show traces. If he is really frivolous to you, he must not be able to hide it. "

After that, she lifted a bottle of medicinal powder, didn't sprinkle much, just pointed a finger, and a cluster of white powder evenly fell on Wen Xiang's buttocks like a full moon.

Then drink again: "Show!"

call out--

That layer of powder actually showed fluorescence in the daytime.

What's even more amazing is that some of them didn't show fluorescence, it was a slap mark!

"What?"

There was an uproar among the onlookers in the hall.

Unexpectedly, this little Taoist priest looks like a dog, and there is actually something wrong?

King Han was also furious, and stood up: "You Taoist priest, deny me again?"

Li Chu's face was still calm, and he heard Master Lingfeng say again: "His Royal Highness, please be safe, it is still not certain that it is the handprint of this little Taoist priest."

She turned her head, looked at Li Chu, and said, "Extend your hand and press it on this fingerprint."

"Huh?" Li Chu looked at her with a dark face.

"If you want to prove your innocence, press it up." Master Ling Feng shouted.

Li Chu had no choice but to press his hand up, and left in a hurry.

I saw that layer of fluorescent powder flicker for a while, and then dim again, as usual.

Only then did Master Lingfeng say: "His Royal Highness, this handprint...is not his."

"Ah?" King Han's face was ashen, and he was at a loss for a while: "Is there anyone else?"

At this time, Wang Longqi, who had thick eyebrows and big eyes, raised his hand and shouted in the hall: "I admit, I am also from Yaowang Town, and I am also in that attic, so I am very suspicious! We must let I'll test it too!"

"I am the master's apprentice, and I have always been inseparable from the master and the Seventh Young Master." The dark-faced Duranke next to him also rushed to raise his hand and said:

"If they are suspected, then I can't get away with it."