I Can’t Be a Sword God

The big moon hangs in the sky.

With a roar, a huge shadow streaked across the corner of Cangshan Mountain, as if it was pounced downward.

Facing the giant shadow, a relatively small human figure jumped up and punched the giant shadow in the chest. The visual contrast was quite strong.

It was so shocking that after a short pause, the huge shadow like a hill flew backwards, and was thrown into the center of the bright moon, where it rolled several times in the air.

Whoosh—

The figure landed on the ground and twisted its wrist, looking quite relaxed and freehand.

The giant shadow that was sent flying didn't just land on the ground. In mid-air, a cluster of dazzling sword light flashed suddenly, and the bright sword light almost weaved into a petal, and then slowly disappeared.

And that huge shadow shattered into dozens of pieces with a bang, and crashed to the ground again, splashing thick clouds of smoke that almost covered the night sky.

A monster of such a huge size should have been the king of the forest. But in the hands of these unknown people, it was as fragile as a toy.

Another figure fell to the ground.

The one who punches and the one who throws the sword.

The two looked at each other for a while.

The one on the left who punched was tall and thin, with slanted eyes, cheeks that were cut like knives, and a rather stern face.

The one with the sword on the right is short in stature and has small eyes. Apart from being ugly, he has no other characteristics.

These two seem to know each other, and it seems that they have met for the first time.

After a long silence, the person on the left called out, "Commander He, what are you doing here?"

The person on the right called "Commander He" paused for a moment, and then replied, "It's been a long night and I have no intention of sleeping. I came out to hunt a monster."

He asked again: "Commander Cao, why are you here?"

The man on the other side replied: "Before you killed the monster, I was already hunting it."

After such a slightly strange conversation, the two were silent for a while, and suddenly they looked at each other and smiled.

The password is correct.

"I really didn't expect it to be you." Commander Cao said quietly.

"I didn't expect Commander Cao to be so highly valued, but he was in the same... situation as me." Commander He laughed.

"If I remember correctly, Commander He, you went up the mountain more than ten years ago. At that time... the Golden Bodhisattva had already planted spies on the mountain?" Commander Cao asked.

"That's not true, but I was just a young man when I went up the mountain. If it weren't for the Dharma King's enlightenment, how could I have the chance to become the leader in this life?" Commander He said again: "It is Commander Cao who leads you, but you are the beloved disciple of the master, why? also……"

"What about a lover? Now that I'm standing here, I'm not afraid to tell you the truth. I rebelled and went up the mountain to prevent others from being treated like dogs. It doesn't matter whether it's for the emperor or for some big master."

Commander Cao raised his eyebrows and said sharply.

"Good ambition, haha." Commander He smiled again.

While talking, the two gradually approached, and then sat opposite each other under the mountain wall.

There are many heroes on Duanbei Mountain. Generally, the higher the reward, the greater the reputation. And right now, these two must be in the first row on the gate wall of every big city.

Zhu Xinshou, Cao Juan.

Gundilong, He Tu.

It's just that since the two of them gathered here tonight, their identities as anti-thieves are not so pure.

"I have already agreed with the King of Ten Thousand Worlds that as long as we work together to win the Northern Land, Duanbei Mountain will be dominated by me. If we can join hands to win the entire world, then he can designate the Northern Land as my king." Cao Pan said loudly: " If you help me, I will be like an extra arm in the mountains, and the chances of success will be much greater."

He Tu said with a smile: "I don't have that much heart, but I have to follow the orders of the Dharma King. In fact... I am still in awe of the Great Master in my heart. Only you and I can control Duanbei Mountain , easier said than done?"

"That's why we want to talk about cooperation." Cao Pan said, "Didn't the Golden Bodhisattva tell you the key to today's talk?"

"Oh?" He Tu put on a posture of listening attentively.

"The king of all ages intends to use the strategy of driving tigers and devouring wolves, using the hand of Duanbei Mountain to deal with powerful enemies, and at the same time weaken the power on the mountain. Otherwise, if the master is with Qilin, we will naturally have no hope of ascending." Cao Pan said ambitiously.

"The method of my connection with the King of Dharma is quite mysterious and cannot convey too much information. I still need to be explained to me by Commander Cao." Who can stand up to this wolf?"

"It was hard to find, but one happened to appear the day before yesterday." Cao Juan sneered.

"Udu Palace's secret lair in Longjue Mountain was taken away in one fell swoop the day before yesterday, and it was only a little Taoist priest from the south of the Yangtze River who blatantly entered it." Cao Juan said: "This person's background is definitely not simple. Two Dharma Kings of your Yanyue Sect have already died at his hands, so this time, the King of Ten Thousand Worlds wants us to provoke Duanbei Mountain and this little Taoist priest."

"A Taoist priest from the south of the Yangtze River..." He Tu thought for a while, his brows slightly frowned, as if he remembered some rumors from the Yanyue Sect.

"I'm being watched very closely by the big master now, and I can't get away for a while. This matter... I have to trouble Commander He to do it. If you are free, you can go to Yaowang Town. As soon as possible, lest he It's inconvenient to make another move after leaving the Northland," Cao Judgment said.

He Tu thought for a while, and said, "Yaowang Town... I am near there, and it seems that there are really two hidden stakes. It's just that I haven't heard from them for a long time. I don't know what happened, so I just went to have a look..."

"As for how to do it..." Cao Pan moved closer, "Let me explain in detail..."

He was so-and-so, so-and-so, and as he told the story, a smile gradually appeared on He Tu's face.

He couldn't help but praised: "As expected of Commander Cao, this idea is really bad."

"Um?"

"Oh, I said this idea is really great." He Tu changed his words quickly.

...

Snapped.

In a room in an attic in Yaowang Town, Wang Longqi was only wrapped with a piece of cloth, and then tied tightly with ropes and thrown on the ground.

On the side, Miss Wenxiang stood there with a whip, her face gloomy.

Wang Longqi was trembling, and whispered: "What is this... I don't like this tune, even if I like it, I'm tying someone else, it's definitely not someone else tying me..."

His eyes were full of bewilderment, obviously he didn't think clearly about how something he had been looking forward to for so long suddenly turned into this way.

Is there something wrong?

"You bastard..." Miss Wenxiang said with anger in her eyes, "Where did you come from!"

During the questioning, with a flick of the wrist, the leather whip shook a flower in the air again, and there was a crisp sound. Listening to the strength, if it falls on the body, there is absolutely no good fruit to eat.

"I'm from Yuhang Town, Hangzhou Prefecture in the south of the Yangtze River!" Wang Longqi quickly replied obediently.

"Then what are you doing in Yaowang Town?" Miss Wenxiang asked again.

"What else can you do in Yaowang Town..." Wang Longqi said weakly, "I've been poisoned, please ask for medicine."

"Why do you have two bells on your body when you come to ask for medicine?"

"What happy bell?" Wang Longqi was startled.

"Two cheers."

"Two bells?"

Snapped!

Miss Wenxiang didn't repeat it this time, but shook the whip flower with her backhand.

"Don't, don't, I really don't know what you're talking about, girl." Wang Longqi really wanted to cry.

Never would have imagined that this Wenxiang girl seduced him time and time again in order to let him eat her whip, not...

Wen Xiang saw that his expression did not seem to be fake, so she took out a small bell from her waist and shook it gently.

The clanging sound resounded in the room.

A bell rang out from Wang Longqi's pile of clothes, Wen Xiang stepped forward and took out the bell.

"That's it..." Wenxiang stared at him with a gloomy face: "Where did you get it?"

"I……"

Wang Longqi recalled it for a while, and then replied: "I picked this up at the gate of Yaowang Town that day."

"Pick it up?"

Wenxiang's first reaction was that he was lying, after all, this thing must be carried by the connector, how could it be easily lost.

But after thinking about it, it is indeed more likely to be lost if it is carried close to the body...

But it has been lost for so long, why didn't the connector come to look for it? Could it be...some kind of accident has already happened.

When I looked at Wang Longqi again, I felt that his expression was aggrieved, like a bullied dog, he really didn't look like a city.

Wen Xiang couldn't help itching when she thought that she had been racking her brains these days to get close to this guy, wasting an unknown amount of time.

But after thinking about it, his performance... is indeed easy to be misunderstood by others, and his behavior today can also be explained.

That's what I said, but I still have to be angry.

If you don't give him a whip, it's hard to get rid of the hatred in your heart.

Miss Wenxiang turned the whip three times, and finally it fell on Wang Longqi with a bang!

"Ouch!" Wang Longqi screamed: "I really didn't lie, girl, why are you whipping me?"

Miss Wenxiang raised her brows upside down, and scolded: "Didn't your mother teach you how to pick up money without shame?"

...

"Ouch!"

At the same time, in a mountain valley several hundred miles away, someone also uttered the same scream.

But the degree of heart-piercing sounds like it was much harder than Qi Shao.

A figure in white clothes was kicked more than ten feet away, fell heavily to the ground, and stopped vomiting a mouthful of blood.

"Master Commander, the little one is convicted, please forgive me..."

After the man got up, he immediately begged for mercy.

"Convicted..."

The person standing opposite was none other than He Tu, one of the leaders of Duanbei Mountain who had a secret meeting in the mountain last night.

And the person who was beaten opposite him was a young man in a sword-white outfit, and he was also a familiar face.

Senior brother of the Yanzhao family, known by people in the Jianghu as Brother Guanxi.

It's just that Brother Guanxi's appearance is really miserable after being beaten.

"Do you know how many things you have delayed? The matter of Yaowang Town is because of you. We are completely reduced to spectators in the mountains, and we are completely at a disadvantage in terms of intelligence. We didn't drink a sip of soup."

Facing the inferior, He Tu completely lost that kindness, his face was sullen and full of hostility.

"Let me ask you, where are your two happy bells?"

"Lost...lost." Zhen Guanxi replied weakly.

Boom!

He Tu kicked up again, kicking Zhen Guanxi upside down, and gliding ten feet away.

"How long has it been since you lost it?" He Tu chased after him and asked again.

"It's been... for seven or eight days..." Zhen Guanxi got up, but before he could stand still, he flew over again.

"Seven or eight days!" He Tu kicked again, and then asked angrily, "What have you done these seven or eight days?"

"this……"

Zhenguanxi also discovered that it is safest to lie down wherever you fall.

So he didn't get up at all, and replied on the spot: "I didn't do anything..."

"did nothing?"

Now He Tu was completely angry.

If the previous behavior can be explained by incompetence, then this kind of behavior of giving up treatment is simply hopeless.

He lifted his foot, kicked Zhen Guanxi who was lying on the ground, and flipped again, and actually stood up! Then he grabbed Zhen Guanxi by the collar and asked, "You don't want to do it anymore?"

"No..." Zhen Guanxi replied weakly: "Master Commander, listen to my explanation, I literally did nothing..."

"During those few days, I was immobilized, and I couldn't do anything. Even eating, I could only eat liquid food. As soon as I recovered, I accepted your call and came to see you Yes. I was thinking about asking you to avenge me..."

"My heart is bitter."

As Zhen Guanxi talked, he also felt very innocent, a sense of grievance welled up, and tears immediately filled his eyes.

"You think I'm a three-year-old child?" He Tu snorted coldly, "What kind of person's immobilization method can fix you for seven or eight days? Which land god in the Taoist sect?"

"I don't know, it's a...terribly handsome, horribly high-cultivated...very hateful little Taoist priest..."

Zhen Guanxi found that when he described that enemy, he couldn't think of any negative words. Thinking about it this way, he was even more wronged.

I can only silently add a hateful word.

"Yaowang Town... little Taoist priest..." He Tu frowned, "So it was him?"

I was thinking about how to lead the conflict over, but I didn't expect... There is really nowhere to find it, and it doesn't take much effort to get it.

"Master Commander knows him?" Zhen Guanxi asked hurriedly.

"I don't know... but I know something vaguely." He Tu smiled slightly, and then said softly: "No matter who dares to attack my subordinates, he will definitely have to pay the price in blood, right?"

Zhen Guanxi looked at him, not daring to say yes or no for a while.

He just wanted to remind you that just now you hit me yourself...

And it's more ruthless than a little Taoist priest.

"Anyway, you go ahead and seek revenge on him." He Tu said.

"But..." Zhen Guanxi hesitated to speak.

"I know, you are worried that you are no match for him." He Tu said.

"Hehe." Zhen Guanxi smiled.

Strong smile.

He is not worried about this... because he is definitely not an opponent. People don't worry about certain failures.

What he was worried about was whether the commander-in-chief was the opponent of the little Taoist priest...

"Don't worry, with Duanbeishan behind you, if he treats you like this, he is going against us as a whole, isn't it?" He Tu said, "You can reveal your identity this time, and see if he dares to fight against you." how are you?"

"Your Commander means..." Zhen Guanxi froze for a moment, then smiled sincerely, "I don't need to..."

"Yes." He Tu said, "You don't need to be a hidden stake anymore."

"Finally..." Zhenguanxi burst into tears, "Three years and three years, it's been ten years... I finally don't have to be an undercover agent anymore."

"Go at ease." He Tu looked at him with a smile, "Duanbei Mountain is with you."

...

When Wang Longqi came back, he was silent, his mouth was flattened, and he looked like a defeated dog.

There is also a very obvious welt on the face.

"Yo?" Seeing this, Old Du smiled and asked, "Seventh Young Master, didn't you go to deliver the whips? Why are you still getting whipped?"

"You don't understand..." Seventh Young Master murmured, "It's all young people's interest."

After speaking, he hurried upstairs.

I'm afraid that if I say a few more words, my tears will fall.

"Hey." Old Du looked at his back and whispered to Li Chu: "Master, look, I said that it is impossible for Miss Wenxiang to fall in love with him. Men always have this kind of weird self-confidence, thinking that other girls will fall in love with him." Fall in love with yourself. Hmph, it's all an illusion."

He had a disdainful look on his face.

"Oh..." Li Chu asked back after hearing the words, "What about Miss Fangfang?"

Lao Du raised his face proudly: "She is definitely in love with me!"