I Can’t Be a Sword God

A widow usually refers to a single woman whose husband has died.

It is known that if a woman's ex-husband is not dead, then she cannot be called a widow; if a woman has a husband, then she must not be a widow.

And Wang Er is the husband of Widow Liu.

Therefore……

Li Chu asked a question: "Is Wang Er a ghost?"

"Isn't it a ghost? A pervert!" The woman rolled her eyes, "Knock on people's doors after dark, who in the whole town doesn't know what he wants to do..."

Li Chu suddenly felt a tingling pain in his back, and he couldn't help explaining: "I knocked on the door to inquire about something sincerely."

The woman smiled: "Hey, Taoist chief, why are you nervous? You look like a good person. Come, let's go in and have some tea? The new tea served yesterday."

Li Chuyi raised his hand: "No."

He asked Widow Liu where her home was, and left quickly. Before leaving, the woman handed him a medicine pouch, which contained the medicine formulated by two old genius doctors and taught by the residents of the town, which could resist miasma.

In Longya Town now, except for those men and women who have had an affair, no one would risk their lives to come out in the middle of the night to carry out activities.

Walking alone along the empty long street of the town, there was a faint mist in the night sky, which was quite frightening.

But now Li Chu is not the little Taoist priest who is afraid of meeting Xie Chong. Now, it is Xie Chong who should be afraid.

Recalling his weak and helpless state when he was at level seventy-one... Now Li Chu only feels a burst of embarrassment.

When he came to Widow Liu's house, Li Chu knocked on the door again.

tuk tuk.

Not long after, a woman responded from inside: "There are people, there are people, come back tomorrow night."

"Huh?" Li Chu replied with black lines on his face, "I'm here to find someone."

Another man's voice came from inside, "Everyone is here to find someone, so you have to say first come, first served, buddy."

"..."

This man is probably Wang Er. After Li Chu was speechless for a while, he called out: "I'm here to ask some questions, so I won't waste too much time."

"Oh, who the hell is it? The delay in the middle of the night." A plump woman in a thick robe muttered as she opened the door.

When she opened the door and saw Li Chu, she was silent for a while.

Then he pulled Li Chu in, "Come into the room and ask slowly."

"Er..." Li Chudao: "Is Wang Er here?"

"Don't worry, I'll let him go now." The woman said firmly, then turned her head and shouted into the room: "Wang Er, are you sleepy? If you are sleepy, go home early and sleep."

"I'm stuck on your horse...

"Who dares to compete with me for a bed..."

That Wang Er ran out of the house with an angry expression on his face, but he was a strong and fat man. When he ran out, when he saw Li Chu, he also fell silent for a moment.

Then he silently touched his face.

Look at Widow Liu next to her.

He suddenly sighed deeply: "I should be sleepy."

There was some inferiority complex and decadence in the tone, which sounded a little sour.

"No..." Li Chu explained, "I'm here to find you."

"Um?"

Hearing this, Wang Er and Widow Liu stared at the same time.

Wang Er was terrified.

After a pause, Widow Liu sighed again: "Should I be sleepy?"

There was some inferiority complex and decadence in the tone, which sounded a little sour.

The small yard was filled with love and hatred for a while.

...

After a lot of effort, Li Chucai explained clearly to them that he and they were not in the same path.

It was a Taoist priest who wanted to inquire about things, and wanted to find the traces of the two old genius doctors.

Wang Er finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Widow Liu seemed vaguely disappointed.

Hearing Li Chu's question, Wang Er thought about it, looked left and right, looked a little strange, and said, "Those two old genius doctors were indeed brought into the mountain by me as a guide."

"They said they wanted to go into the mountains to find the source of the sudden miasma in the town, so I took them in and searched all the way. Suddenly there was a strong wind and a thick fog, and we couldn't see anyone else. .”

As he spoke, he flinched a little.

"When I opened my eyes again, we were already separated. After the two of them disappeared, I couldn't find Tian Hei, and I was in danger, so I had no choice but to come back first."

"Is that so?"

Li Chuning looked at Wang Er, feeling that he was not telling the truth.

So he persuaded: "I hope you don't hide anything from me. Only those two old genius doctors can solve the miasma in your town. It is very important for us to find them."

"No, I never lie."

Wang Er sneered, wiped the cold sweat from his brow, and said vainly.

Widow Liu next to her muttered, "Just now you said you could hold on for half an hour."

"I was in a bad state... I was a little tired from working during the day... I'm sure it won't be like that again..." Wang Er's face turned red immediately, and he said some strange words.

After that, he simply waved his hand, "Xiao Daoist, that's all I can say. I don't know where those two old genius doctors are. If you really don't believe it, go to the mountains and look for it."

Seeing their state, Li Chu had no choice but to raise his hand, "Sure."

Wang Er was immediately fixed in place.

"Eh?"

Widow Liu was about to speak, when she saw him like this, she was a little surprised and pushed Wang Er, but he didn't make any movement.

"Why are you so hard?"

"I'm sorry, time is running out, so I can only do this." Li Chu said very politely: "Because I really have something urgent to find two old genius doctors, and please tell me the truth you know. Turn around and I will If you found two old genius doctors, you must be rewarded. If you still refuse to tell me the truth, then...it will hurt me to beat someone."

Of course, this is just a threat.

In any case, it is impossible for Li Chu to do anything to ordinary people. It's just that he felt that Wang Er's state was probably lying, so he wanted to scare him. People who really have ghosts in their hearts should have some fear.

After finishing speaking, he released some of Wang Er's acupuncture points, allowing him to speak.

"Xiao Daoist, what kind of fairy tricks are you doing, quickly untie me..." Wang Er immediately begged, "It's not that I didn't tell you, it's because I have a last resort."

"If there is something difficult to say, you can say it, and we will try our best to solve it." Li Chudao.

"Alas..." Wang Er wept, "This Longya Town...is all within Huang Daxian's mana."

"Huang Daxian?"

Li Chu caught the word.

...

A moment later, she left Widow Liu's house in a blue Taoist robe. When Widow Liu closed the door, her reluctant eyes followed him for a long, long time...

Only after Wang Er asked Li Chu to move him to a locked room did he reveal some unspeakable things.

It turns out that the whole Longya Town, and even the area around Longjue Ridge, has the legend of Huang Daxian... that is, the weasel in the mountain cultivated to become a spirit.

There is a small hill on Longjue Ridge, and there are many caves on the mountain, which are intricate and complicated, and those who entered have never come out.

According to legend, that hill is a tomb of Wong Tai Sin.

People who approached it offended Huang Daxian, so they couldn't come back.

And that day Changchun Old Man and Xuanhu Weng asked Wang Er to take them to Huang Daxian's grave. Wang Er originally refused, but the two old genius doctors offered a very high reward.

Out of the heart of righteousness to relieve the miasma in Longya Town, Wang Er accepted it.

Walking all the way to the outskirts of Huang Daxian's grave, Wang Er heard a few words of excited conversation between the two old men.

"is it here?"

"It should be..."

"Unexpectedly... that thing actually exists in the world..."

"Tell me, is there really someone..."

"That would be terrible..."

"..."

After this conversation that made Wang Er confused, the two old genius doctors actually wanted to go forward along a cave and enter Huang Daxian's tomb!

Wang Er was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat on the spot, and he had exhausted all his guts just getting close to here.

But the two old men were extremely persistent, with fanaticism in their eyes, and they couldn't persuade them at all. Wang Er wanted to turn around and leave, but he was worried that the two old men would be in danger, so he had to bite the bullet and follow.

Although he is from Longya Town, he has never entered the grave of Huang Daxian. In the intricate cave, the two old genius doctors seemed to have some way to guide the way, and they walked very firmly all the way, much better than him as a guide.

The cave was filled with an indescribable stench, and after walking for a long time, the front was still dark, with no end in sight, Wang Er couldn't help but start to retreat again.

At this moment, the old man Changchun suddenly squatted down, as if he was looking at something. Wang Er saw that he seemed to have picked up something from the ground, so he persuaded him: "Old genius doctor, don't move the things in Huang Daxian's grave..."

Unexpectedly, Changchun old man asked in a high-pitched voice: "Really?"

Immediately, he raised his head, and saw the immortal old genius doctor, but the face of a weasel came back!

Wang Er was so frightened that he yelled, took a big step back, and looked at Xuanhu Weng again, and he also turned into a big weasel in human clothes!

This frightened Wang Er so much that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, his blood was cold all over his body!

At this moment, he only hated his father and mother for losing two legs, turned around and started running wildly, running away.

Thanks to his natural ability to remember the way, even in such a panic, he did not get lost in it. After running all the way down the mountain, when he reached outside Longya Town, he collapsed to the ground from collapse.

At this time, he was leaning against a tree and wanted to sit down and rest for a while, but as soon as his face got closer to the tree, he saw a piece of the bark was scraped off, exposing the gray bottom, with eight characters engraved on it.

"Don't talk to others, Huangxian has ears."

Wang Er was frightened again.

Huang Daxian really has a spirit, he can even count which tree he can rely on, and he has carved a warning on it in advance.

Those two old genius doctors must have been sanctioned for disrespecting Huang Daxian!

Perhaps it was Huang Daxian who understood that he was in awe and was coerced into it, so he let him escape and only gave him a warning.

After recuperating for a while, Wang Er returned to normal, scraped off the writing on the bark, and went to Widow Liu's house to suppress the shock.

Later, when I told others, it was said that the three of them got separated in the thick fog.

...

Recalling what Wang Er said just now, Li Chu has already arrived at the location of Huang Daxian's grave.

In the night, the miasma here is indeed quite thick, making it almost impossible to see.

But you can still see the cave-filled mountain in front of you. It's not huge, but it does look a little weird, with an evil spirit.

Li Chu didn't talk too much, and directly opened the Mind Eye Technique.

No matter how dark the cave is, it cannot escape such prying eyes.

In an instant, the aura in Huang Daxian's grave could be seen in full view. In that cave, there is an extremely strong evil spirit! Especially at the bottom of the cave, the demonic aura is so strong that it is almost impossible to see the number.

Sure enough, this tomb of Huang Daxian is simply a place occupied by monsters.

Li Chu thought for a while, but didn't choose to enter with his own body.

Instead, he sacrificed the Chunyang Sword.

He has special pathfinding skills.

boom--

With a flick of the halberd finger, a red rainbow mercilessly penetrated into the black cave in an instant.

...

In Yaowang Town.

As night fell, Miss Wenxiang and the little maid Fangfang approached the hospital where Wang Longqi lived, looked around, and then made a gesture.

"Fangfang, follow the plan." She ordered.

"good!"

The little girl agreed resolutely, with a heroic generosity on her face.

Then, the little servant girl walked out of the darkness and came to the hospital.

There are actually two people living in this hospital room. Dulanke was outside, and Wang Longqi was inside. The two were almost inseparable.

Fang Fang knocked on the door, Lao Du opened the door, smiled and said, "What's the matter?"

"This Taoist uncle..." Fang Fang looked up at Lao Du, and suddenly cast a watery wink, "I have something to say to you, isn't it convenient?"

Lao Du looked at the juicy little girl in front of him, his pupils dilated instantly. In the past forty years of his life, has he ever encountered such a scene?

Immediately, he chuckled: "What are you talking about?"

The little girl glanced behind him, lowered her eyebrows and said: "There are others here, how dare they say so. Come out with me, and I will whisper to you."

Old Du's eyebrows twitched suddenly.

Looking at Fangfang's eyes, it seems to be saying, just go with her, isn't love here?

He naturally followed her out without any resistance.

Fangfang led Old Du towards the outside of the hospital building, and at the same time quietly gestured with her right hand towards the darkness.

As soon as the two left, Wen Xiang's infinitely graceful figure flashed out immediately and entered the hospital building.

That's right, this is the strategy that the master and servant thought of.

Tune Duli Mountain.

Originally, I was a little worried that the beauty trick would not be effective for this mysterious black-faced Taoist priest...

Unexpectedly, hehe.

The effect exploded.

As soon as Lao Du walked away, Wen Xiang immediately pushed open the door of the inner room.

Wang Longqi, who just woke up on the bed, saw someone breaking in, so he sat up. Seeing the beauty during the day again, he was shocked, his eyes widened again.

But his first reaction was not how beautiful she was, but that his neck had started to hurt...

Be restrained.

He hurriedly asked, "girl, what are you doing?"

Unexpectedly, Wen Xiang immediately came to his bedside and whispered: "Time is running out, give it to me!"

ah?

As soon as these words came out, Wang Longqi's mind was like a volcano erupting, and countless images sealed by him spewed out with a bang.

"I can't do it..." He murmured, and he was about to accept his fate.

At this moment, a shout came from outside, "Hey!"

A black shadow appeared in the room at some point, as if it was 100% cursed by the hand knife, a fast and ruthless hand knife landed on Wang Longqi's neck again.

Snapped!

...

On the grass outside the hospital, Fangfang felt a gust of wind blowing in front of her.

She blinked in horror, "Why...the person disappeared in an instant..."

"What's going on here?"

I don't ask for leave today, I didn't expect it. It's a little bit less, and I'm too embarrassed to ask for leave. Wait for me to finish the outline...