I Can’t Be a Sword God

At the end of March, the grass was growing in the south, and the warblers were flying, but the north was still precarious. The winter snow has melted cleanly, and the sun in the sky is still misty and half warm.

Spring is still short.

In the prefectural city of the Auspicious Mansion in the Northland, in a blue royal mansion, faint cries could be heard. Passers-by seemed a little curious, but as soon as they glanced over and caught a glimpse of the lacquered gold plaque of the mansion, they didn't dare to look any further.

It is not comparable to the prosperous and prosperous places in Donghai Prefecture, Tiannan Prefecture, and Zhongzhou. The vast northern land has only three prefectures, which are Heishui Prefecture, Jixiang Prefecture, and Liaodong Prefecture. The three prefectures belong to the "Great Cold Prefecture".

Naturally, there can only be one palace in the Great Han State, which is the "King Han Palace".

Northland Cold King!

Different from those princes who have been weakened in various ways, thanks to the strong folk customs here, Prince Han's Mansion has always controlled a lot of military and political power in the North.

Especially this generation of King Han, Ji Bangying.

He acts entirely according to his preferences, and has always been perverse and unpredictable. The common people were afraid that any careless move would disobey King Han, so they simply avoided it. In front of King Han's Mansion, it is always empty.

"If the lord doesn't take pity on my slave's family, then my slave's family can go back to the brothel. Why bother to let me stay in the boudoir every night in this huge palace. There are so many sisters and sisters who try to harm me."

At first it was just a woman's crying, but later it turned into howling, and it became more and more intense.

Passing through the high walls, one can see that in a large courtyard on the side of King Han's Mansion, a woman in a white brocade fur and a blue and white close-fitting dress is sitting with the door open, sitting on the ground with her upper body bent down. Yelling at a chair.

She covered her face with her hands, unable to see her face clearly for a while. But just looking at the figure, it can really be called uneven, ups and downs, peaks and ridges gathered, waves like anger, mountains and rivers inside and outside Tongguan Road...

People can't help but be amazed, she deserves to be a woman who can marry into the palace.

"well……"

Aside from the threshold, a man dressed in splendid Chinese clothes frowned and shook his head. His face was not considered old, with white temples and a slight beard. Looking carefully, he still had a bit of gentle temperament.

This man is none other than King Han himself.

Different from the surly appearance guessed by the outside world, this arrogant Northland Han King looks a bit like a scholar.

"Wenxiang, please don't embarrass me, okay?" Ji Bangying looked at the woman in front of him, shook his head and said, "You said that other wives in the mansion poisoned you, but you can't produce any evidence. You said you were hit Poison, but it’s fine, you... aren’t you making trouble for no reason?”

"Who said I'm fine?"

The woman raised her eyes, revealing a naturally charming face, pursed her lips, and said: "My family's chest has been hurting tightly, and my heart has been beating violently, if you don't believe me, feel it, my lord."

As she spoke, she stood up abruptly and walked towards King Han.

"Yeah..." King Han quickly waved his hand, "I believe it, I believe it!"

Looking at the woman's chest, he really believed that her heart was beating so fast that the outside was trembling.

"Wenxiang, you clearly know that the doctor prescribed nourishing medicine for this king, and you have to abstain from sex for three months, so you don't want to seduce me." King Han sighed deeply.

"Bah, shameless." The woman named Wenxiang spat, "Is he standing up to seduce you? You know to call a famous doctor when you feel a little uncomfortable. My family has been poisoned for several days, and I haven't seen you yet." Find a famous doctor to see and say he cares about me..."

"My life...why is it so hard..."

"The doctors from the entire Jixiang Mansion have been invited for you, what else do you want?" King Han spread his hands.

"What kind of rotten fish and rotten shrimp are those?" Wen Xiang put his hands on his chest, "I can't tell where he is uncomfortable."

"It can't be done, it can't be done." King Han closed his eyes, silently recited the Buddha's name a few times, opened his eyes, and said angrily, "Come on! Send me the Ninth Lady to Yaowang Town! Please treat the old man Changchun! One day's doctor No, no... I don’t want to come back until I finish my abstinence for one day!”

Ji Bangying waved his sleeves and ordered his servants to speak.

"Eh?"

Wenxiang blinked, as if about to say something. But Ji Bangying seemed to be afraid of ruining his achievements even if he looked at her too much, so he left the courtyard quickly in big strides.

After a while, several maidservants stood in front of Wen Xiang with large and small packages, "Ninth Madam, shall we go?"

"Hmph, let's go." Wen Xiang turned her face away, frowned and followed the servants away.

After leaving the yard, I got into a luxurious car with golden lacquer and dragon patterns. The driver whipped his whip, and the wheels rolled away.

It wasn't until they left the palace that the small curtain of the carriage opened, and a pair of beautiful eyes stared at the gradually distant Han Palace, as if...

Meaningful.

...

Yaowang Town.

Located on the outskirts of Jixiangfu, a remote wilderness. At first there was no town here, but when more people lived here, it became a town.

And the reason why so many people gather here is actually only because of one person, old man Changchun.

In the early years, Changchun old man found that the soil quality here is excellent, which is very suitable for planting some rare medicinal materials, so he stayed here for a long time. After being found out, patients flocked from all over the world.

As more patients came, many doctors also took aim at this treasure.

On the one hand, here, you can see how Changchun old man grows medicinal materials and how he treats people. It is a blessing to see even more eyes. On the other hand, there are many patients who don't need Changchun old man to do it himself, and they are naturally picked up by the doctors next to them. Over time, a cluster effect is formed.

Changchun old man has a very calm temperament, unlike the Xuanhu Weng who recruited as many disciples as Xuanhu Weng, he established the Xuanhu Villa. He also doesn't accept concubines as widely as Baishigong, and uses all his life's learning in his own Xiasanlu.

But a famous doctor like him is like a vortex, even if he doesn't do anything, there will be wind and clouds moving around him.

Outside of Yaowang Town today, howls are everywhere.

Because the wall outside the town was sealed off, the only gate was closed tightly. A young man was standing on the gate wall, repeating and shouting loudly: "If you have minor injuries, minor illnesses, or non-intractable diseases, please leave by yourself." Go, don't increase the burden on Yaowang Town!"

Although he shouted one after another, at least a hundred people gathered below, telling their pain non-stop.

There were newcomers on the outskirts, so they asked curiously: "What's wrong with Yaowang Town? Isn't it always open to visitors?"

"Alas..." The patient in front shook his head and said, "I don't know what happened in the past few months. Yaowang Town only accepts ten patients a day, and they only accept difficult and miscellaneous diseases. Ordinary patients are not allowed to enter. They are all difficult and miscellaneous diseases, and they must be prioritized. You must be miserable enough to enter, and I don’t know what’s wrong. These people outside are all here to seek medical treatment.”

"Huh?" The newcomer was startled.

As they were talking, they saw a gorgeous car driving through the crowd. While shouting to give way, the driver whipped the people blocking the road on both sides, extremely fierce.

But when other people saw it, instead of daring to get angry, they tried to avoid it.

The car drove under the door wall and said upwards: "The Ninth Madam of Prince Han's Mansion is here to seek medical treatment, please open the door."

Without any delay, the door opened with a creak. A row of well-dressed youths stood guard at the door, pushing out those who tried to sneak in with the car. Wait for the carriage to enter, and then slowly close the door.

"Eh?" The newcomer was surprised again, "Why did the people in this carriage pass without even looking at it?"

"Are you new here?" The man in front glanced at him and said, "That's the driver of Prince Han's mansion, how dare you stop him?"

"Good guy, King Han of the Northland, you are really crazy." The newcomer sighed.

The man in front turned his head and glanced at him carefully.

But seeing that this person is tall and thin, with a black face, he looks quite old and simple, and he is also wearing a Taoist robe.

None other than Daoist Li Daoist of Jiangnan Deyun Temple, Dulan Ke, who is currently the founder and closed disciple of the sect.

The man looked at Lao Du and said with a chuckle: "Brother, I see that you have a sick face, and at your age, you must have come here because of the disharmony in the intercourse. I advise you to give up your thoughts, Changchun old man is not would condescend to see such ailments."

"..." Old Du was speechless for a moment, rolled his eyes and said, "Brother, you misunderstood, I don't even have a wife, what are you doing with this disease?"

"Such a young man without a wife..." The man looked at him carefully again, "Oh, I see, you want to come for plastic surgery, right? Changchun old man is not proficient in this. I advise you to go back and make more money , much more reliable than these crooked ways."

"Brother, you are really smart."

Duranke hehe twice, didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned around and left.

Leaving the crowd and going outside, Li Chu and Wang Longqi were waiting there.

"How is it?" Seeing him coming back, Wang Longqi immediately asked nervously.

"The situation is not good. It's very convoluted inside now. You can't force your way here to seek medical treatment. I'm afraid you'll have to do it yourself, Seventh Young Master." Old Du said.

Although according to the little genius doctor's information, old man Changchun should not be in Yaowang town. But there was no such news inside or outside Yaowang Town, and even if you want to ask about his whereabouts, you have to enter. When the three of them came, they did not expect that they would be stuck at the first gate.

"Okay, I'll go!" Wang Longqi gritted his teeth and staggered forward.

In fact, after the poisons and illnesses in his body were frozen by Bingling Powder, his physical condition should be better than usual. But when a normal person knows that his body has been planted with so many poisons, he will naturally become abnormal...

It makes sense.

...

"I! I got smallpox at the age of three, dysentery at the age of five, and my brain was destroyed by a fever at the age of twelve. I still can't do addition and subtraction within a hundred. Three years ago, I was bitten by a dog and broke a leg, and I have been crippled since then. I don’t know what disease I have this year, and I’ve been coughing up blood for 30 days! Cough cough..."

A young man in ragged clothes was talking eloquently. Halfway through his speech, as if to prove something, he began to cough heavily again. Cough to the estrus, as if the bronchi were hanging on the palate.

After a long while, he raised the blood on his clothes, looked disdainfully, and said disdainfully, "How is it? Is it serious enough? Is it miserable enough? Who else?"

"well……"

Seeing this situation, some patients in the back sighed, shook their heads and left.

"Hahaha! It's just a small bug, let's show off! I really don't know the heights of the heavens and the earth."

A loud laugh came from behind.

Everyone was surprised. When they looked up, they saw four strong men carrying a stretcher, and a man was lying on the stretcher.

"A certain family came north from Donghai Prefecture and saw countless seriously ill patients along the way. What do you think?"

After he taunted, he continued loudly: "I! The strange bone and blood disease passed down from my ancestors, counting up to eight generations, all of them are short-lived. My grandfather even died of illness when he was six years old!"

"When I was twelve years old, my legs got sick and I couldn't stand up anymore. When I was sixteen, I couldn't straighten my spine. Since then, I have been completely useless. To this day, I have nothing to use except for my mouth. I Let me ask you, who can be worse than me?"

His words were full of contempt for the heroes of the world, but no one dared to stand up and refute. Because of his strength, he is indeed the best in the field.

"Hehehe..."

Just when all the patients in the audience were restrained by the stretcher hero, a sinister sneer sounded.

A hunched figure walked out slowly with a cane, "I'm a man in the world, but that's all. There are only a few of them who are real."

Everyone looked down, only to realize that it was a short and terrifying old woman, pale and white-haired, with wrinkled face, so old that she looked ugly.

"I just ask you a question, see if anyone can answer it." The old woman said, "Does anyone know how old I am?"

Seeing her sick face, the people around her consciously guessed downwards, and said, "Fifty?"

"Hahaha, it's far away." The old woman smiled.

"Sixty years old?" someone asked again.

"It's farther away." The old woman curled her lips in disdain.

"Could it be thirty or forty years old?" There was an unbelievable voice from the crowd.

"Hehe, they are all idiots." The old woman shook her head, and said coldly, "This girl is in her 28th year this year, and she is sixteen years old like a fake! Youth is just right!"

"hiss……"

Everyone gasped in unison.

This old woman's illness is so terrifying!

To be able to turn a sixteen-year-old girl into what she is now is really a deterrent to all heroes.

"My aging speed has been five or six times faster than ordinary people since I was a child. Now at the age of sixteen, my body is already the same as that of a ninety-year-old."

"Everyone, who said that women are inferior to men!" The old woman straightened her back a little and looked around proudly.

"You guys, can any of you be worse than me?"

"..."

Those who were stared at by her raised their heads one after another, but no one dared to lower their heads to meet her gaze.

Obviously, this old woman has already surpassed the realm that ordinary people can reach!

"snort!"

Seeing that the situation on the field was not good, Wang Longqi immediately stood up.

"I!"

As soon as he opened his mouth in high spirits, everyone came here in amazement, wanting to see where the young hero dared to challenge this strange old woman.

Looking at everyone's eyes, Wang Longqi felt the pressure was heavy, but he could only bite the bullet and continue.

"I was fine the day before yesterday, but just yesterday, I was caught and given thirty-two kinds of strange poisons in the world! Each of them is enough to kill an elephant instantly. But precisely because of those thirty-two kinds of poisons Mixed together, it's strange that it didn't explode immediately. I took Bingling Powder, but it could only prolong my life for seven days. The worst thing is, in this is most likely the last seven days of my life, I can't even look at the beautiful woman! Because As long as a certain part of my body is congested, my blood flow rate will intensify, and I will die suddenly!"

"I've only had this little hobby in my life... At the end of my life, I have to restrain myself severely, wanting to lift but not being able to lift. Let me ask you, who can be more miserable than me?"

As soon as he said this, everyone turned pale and backed away in shock.

Even the students of Yaowang Town on the door wall were shocked.

"This kid is extraordinary!"