I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Maybe it's because she is a koi? This kind of feng shui beast will have good luck, so it's unlucky..." the little apprentice Zhaocai analyzed.

"Hehe." Master Fu Yao sneered.

"If luck was really that useful, there wouldn't be so many of the koi family that would be caught as Fengshui beasts. As a teacher today, I have to let her understand that luck has no effect at all in front of absolute strength!"

He gritted his teeth and waved.

Zhaocai only felt that what the master said seemed to be true in reverse, but no matter how he dared to raise it, he immediately nodded in agreement.

Jinbao nodded again and again, not to be outdone.

After a pause, Zhao Cai said again: "But that monster has entered the school, and it will not be easy to attack her in public."

Master Fu Yao said in a deep voice: "It's okay, then let her come out by herself during the lunch break..."

"Master, do you mean to use that..." Jin Bao's expression froze.

"That's right!" Master Fu Yao raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes: "That's what I want to use!"

...

"Small balls! Small meatballs! There are meat and vegetarian ones, delicious little balls!"

Outside the door of the school, Zhaocai, dressed as a salesman, pushed a small cart with a canopy, set up a booth, and immediately released a tangy aroma.

He is nimble, so let him pretend to be the small businessman. In fact, these fragrant balls are all cooked by Jinbao.

Not far away, Master Fu Yao and Jin Bao were secretly watching here.

"That's right." Venerable Fu Yao nodded with satisfaction, "Although you are usually a bit clumsy in handling things and your talent in cultivation is mediocre, your skill in cooking small meatballs is truly outstanding."

"Of course, this is a handicraft handed down from our family!"

It was rare for Jin Bao to hear Master's praise, the tip of his nose turned red with excitement, and he talked more.

"Before I left home, my mother told me that although I have the opportunity to practice, I will soon become a master, and this ancestral craftsmanship must not be left behind at all. Seeing that your master is not a serious person, maybe he will take you What are you going to do to steal chickens and dogs? It’s really not good, so stop messing with that guy, and come home to sell small meatballs, at least you won’t die of hunger.”

Venerable Fu Yao: "..."

Jin Bao watched the master's face gradually sank, and realized that something was wrong.

He covered his mouth, "Master, did I say something wrong?"

Master Fu Yao raised his sleeves, showed his fists, and sneered twice: "That's right, it makes sense."

...

While the master and apprentice on the other side were having fun, Zhao Cai on the other side was also waiting anxiously.

In the school in front, finally ushered in the lunch break, a group of children ran out happily. Some people who lived close to each other went home to eat, and some who lived far away brought lunch boxes to eat here.

Zhaocai shouted again: "Small balls! Small balls! Fragrant little balls!"

The aroma quickly attracted a little fat man, he leaned over greedily and asked, "How do you sell this little ball?"

Zhaocai frowned, and said angrily: "Go away, go away, fat ones are not for sale."

The little fat man ran away crying.

After a while, another little girl approached, "Boss, how do you sell the little balls?"

Zhaocai said angrily again: "Go away, go away, ugly ones are not for sale!"

The little girl also ran away crying.

After a while, a handsome woman came over, "Boss, how do you sell the little balls?"

Zhaocai said unhappily again: "Go away, go away, people don't sell!"

The woman walked away strangely.

After waiting for a while, I saw the figure of the little koi coming out of the school, stretching his waist while walking, and still trying to open his eyes. It seems that he had a good sleep this morning.

Zhaocai immediately regained his energy, shouted loudly again, and at the same time picked up a small fan, trying to fan the fragrance towards her.

really.

The little koi moved its nose, its eyes hadn't opened yet, but its body had already leaned out, as if its soul had found its place...

next second.

Her eyes widened suddenly, and she trotted over, "Boss, how do you sell these little balls?"

"Ten for a penny!" Zhao Caisheng said loudly, fearing that she would not have enough money to buy it.

The little koi frowned, took out his small cloth pocket, and rummaged through it, only to hear the sound of metal crashing inside...

"No way..." She pouted her lips, and said distressedly, "All I picked up today were gold, silver, emeralds and agates. I didn't find any copper coins..."

Zhaocai thought inwardly what a good guy, and he couldn't tell whether it was envy or jealousy, and the emotion surged up.

He quickly changed his words: "If you don't have copper coins, silver will do."

"Hee hee, that's good."

The little koi immediately picked out a big piece of silver and handed it over.

As a little fairy who never lacks money, she has never been able to establish a correct money system, although Li Chu has taught her many times tirelessly.

But she will forget.

Zhaocai put it away, and then used a paper bowl to serve her a bowl of ten balls.

The little koi went back happily.

"It's done!" Zhao Cai waved his fist and went back happily.

He pushed the cart back to the side of the hill, and saw Shizun panting heavily and Jin Bao, who was crying with a big bag on his head, waiting there.

Not daring to ask what happened, he casually reported: "Things went well."

"Yes." Venerable Fu Yao flicked his sleeves, "Ready to cast spells!"

He stood up and said: "After she eats the little ball with the puppet pill in it, she will listen to my orders in all actions, and will naturally come out obediently. I will cast spells here, and you will lie in ambush on this hillside In the future, once someone appears, don't hesitate, just use the demon sealing bag to hold her! Make sure to fight quickly, do you understand?"

"Understood!" The two apprentices responded loudly

...

After the little koi returned to the school with the little balls in his hand, he found that the fox girl was still sitting on the seat studying.

She asked: "I just bought a very fragrant little ball, would you like to have a taste?"

The fox girl smiled and said, "No, I'll eat later."

The little koi sat down and started to eat. While eating, he felt that the seat was suddenly covered by a black shadow.

As soon as she looked up, she saw Li Chu's faint eyes.

"Huh?"

The little koi was surprised.

Then, I saw Li Chu picking up a small book basket, "Don't you carry a schoolbag when you go to school?"

"Ah!" The little koi exclaimed again, "I forgot."

"It's okay just to forget to bring your schoolbag. The problem is that you forgot to bring your schoolbag and you haven't noticed it for so long..." Li Chu's eyes gradually became serious, "What are you studying?"

"Forehead……"

The little koi's dumb hair stood up nervously, and its eyes rolled around.

After a while, she giggled and didn't explain. She just picked up the paper bowl with only the last small ball left, "Would you like to try it, it's delicious."

Li Chu suddenly felt helpless.

There was really nothing to do with her.

For a student who takes the first place in every exam, is it important to bring a schoolbag to school?

And she has a cute smile too.

After eating the little ball and leaving the book basket behind, Li Chu turned around and left the school.

But when he just stepped out of the door, he suddenly felt something wrong, as if there were some silk threads pulling his hands and feet, making him walk in one direction...

Um?

Li Chu was puzzled for a moment.

Although this traction was weak, it seemed that he could break free with a little force, but it was the first time he felt it, which made him a little puzzled.

So he didn't fight, but walked over following the guidance of this force, ready to see what was there.

While taking a step, he used his mind-eye technique to gain insight into the situation on that side. There is a cultivator who is performing supernatural powers, another person is on the tree, and another person is peeing behind the tree...

Who are these people?

Walking, he came to the hillside outside the school.

He just turned around the hillside, before he could see the faces of these people clearly, he heard a shout from above his head, and his eyes went dark.

A big cloth bag encased him head-on.

Is it an ambush?

But is the strength of these people a little weaker?

Although it was dark in front of him, he still observed the outside with his mind, so he was not in a hurry to get out of trouble.

I heard a rough voice shouting: "Master, take it down!"

Another high-pitched voice ran over, "Are you sure it's the target?"

The rough voice replied: "I didn't see it very clearly, I didn't know why it was a little dazzling just now."

At this time, a slightly old voice said: "That's right, I can sense it, and it's the target I pulled over with the Puppet Pill."

He smiled wildly and said, "Haha, although there were some twists and turns, it was a success in the end. As long as I hand over the koi to the customer and finish the order, I can retire with peace of mind."

"Master is really right." The shrill voice flattered: "In front of absolute strength, luck is not worth mentioning at all!"