I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Master!"

In the darkness, the panic-stricken eldest princess hurried forward to meet a team in front of her who was also in a panic.

The leader of that team was the head of the State Church with a cold face.

"There has been a drastic change in the temple..." The head of the state religion was unusually weak, "The top ten elders in the church have been instigated by the second queen to turn eight of them."

The eldest princess looked over, and the few remnants and defeated generals following behind the first seat were indeed small characters, without any elder-level figures.

"The eight of them teamed up with their subordinates, and the followers who were loyal to me suffered heavy casualties... Unexpectedly, the state religion has been supreme in Huaxu country for so many years, but it is actually controlled by a mere princess in my generation. It is really... a great shame."

The eldest princess sighed: "Master, don't worry too much, take care of your health, you may not be able to make a comeback. At least...there are two elders who are loyal to you, aren't they?"

"The remaining two elders opposed my plan to revive Wuwu, and I secretly killed them three months ago. They haven't been replaced yet... In fact, there are currently only eight of the top ten elders of the state religion."

The head of the State Church said with a blank expression.

The eldest princess remained silent.

After a pause, the head of the state religion looked at the eldest princess again: "Why are you not surprised that such a big thing happened to the state religion?"

"Because..." The eldest princess pointed to her whole body, "Look at my appearance, is there anything better than you?"

"Just half an hour ago, there was a sudden change in my palace." She also began to narrate: "There are a total of 150 palace people in my palace, and 148 of them are undercover agents planted by the second child." ..."

"The other two knelt down and begged for mercy when they betrayed the water, claiming that they were the undercover agents placed by my mother and the third child respectively..." The eldest princess had the same blank expression.

"..." The head of the State Church was also silent for a while.

The eldest princess looked at the head of the state religion, her eyes seemed to say, I will become you when I grow up.

The head of the state religion looked at the eldest princess, his eyes seemed to say, you are really better than blue.

After a long time, the head seat turned his head angrily.

"I only hate my 梼杌. I don't know what happened, and I don't know where it went... If there is such a big murderer in hand, why should I be afraid even if there are thousands of enemies?"

"Master, it's too late to say this at this time. We still have to think about how to escape from the palace at this time. At this time, the four walls of the palace are surrounded by the second child, and it is difficult to escape!"

The eldest princess reminded the master of the urgent task.

"Well..." The face of the head of the state religion changed, "She brought in at least four soldiers from the outer city. At this time, the streets of Wangcheng are all her people, and we were chased all the way here in the temple. I I also want to rush into the palace to ask you for help, and send your troops to fight those traitors again."

The eldest princess's face was also full of ashes, it seemed that the severity of the situation was beyond her imagination.

She asked with some puzzlement: "Miyagi is heavily guarded, how did you get in?"

"We just... walked in all the way, and no one stopped us." The head of the state religion frowned.

"Master, you guys... Even if you want to enter the palace on weekdays, there should be many obstacles. You just walked all the way in like this, don't you think it's wrong?" the eldest princess asked.

The head of the state religion sighed heavily: "I didn't realize it was wrong until I came in!"

"It seems that the second child has already controlled the inside and outside of the royal city. At this moment, the entire imperial palace must be in her hands!" The eldest princess analyzed, "She deliberately let you into the palace, I am afraid she wants to get rid of the empress directly. , and frame us as the murderers of the monarch, and catch them all. In this way, all the obstacles that prevent her from taking the throne will be removed."

The head of the state religion looked at her with deep eyes, "Why didn't I see you so smart before the accident?"

"Because I made a plan for rebellion, which is exactly the same as this one..." The eldest princess thought about it: "Now that I think about it, since all the people in my palace are undercover agents, that plan might have been stolen by her a long time ago. Definitely. Plagiarism, shameless..."

She became more and more angry.

"Why, do you still want to ask for copyright fees?" The head of the State Church persuaded her to calm down, and then asked, "How did you deal with your opponent in the end of that plan?"

"Naturally, he will be beaten to death first, then his cultivation base will be abolished, and finally he will be criticized in front of the people of the whole country, and then he will be delayed for three days and three nights." The eldest princess replied without thinking.

That is to say, his face gradually turned pale.

At the end, her lips trembled, and she said, "Is there still time for me to change it now..."

"It's useless, although she copied you, but she updated faster than you... This is about to end soon..." The head of the state religion covered his face with his hands.

"Master, your cultivation is the best in Huaxu country, why don't you just lead us to break through from the sky!" said the eldest princess.

"If I could fly away, wouldn't I have taken off early?" The head of the state religion shook his head and said, "The eight elders have already covered the whole city with secret treasures, and if they take off, they will be imprisoned. At that time, the eight elders will besiege, and they will definitely not be spared."

When the master and the apprentice were at a loss, they heard a furtive cry from the shadows ahead: "Your Highness! The servant is late!"

The eldest princess looked up and saw a row of white teeth floating towards her, she was really surprised.

It wasn't until the row of teeth came out of the shadows that it turned out to be a tall and thin palace man with a dark face.

It is Duran Ke,

"It's you?" The eldest princess was surprised.

"Who is this?" The position was discovered, and the head of the State Church suddenly became cautious.

"It's the undercover agent I planted in the Second Palace..." The eldest princess replied.

"Yes, I heard that His Royal Highness is being arrested all over the palace, so I hurried over to assist you." Old Du repeatedly nodded.

"Hehe..." The head of the State Church smiled, "It's really you who came to help her at this time."

Old Du looked sincere, "The peak brings false support, and the dusk witnesses the true believers!"

The eldest princess was deeply moved, and held Lao Du's hand: "I never imagined that there would be someone so loyal to me in this world, even though it's a useless piece of trash..."

"..." Old Du resisted the urge to complain in his heart, gritted his teeth and said, "This servant has a way to help His Highness reverse the situation!"

"Hehe." The head of the state religion sneered again, "Do you know what you are talking about? At this time, there are at least 100,000 soldiers and horses inside and outside the royal city being mobilized by the second emperor. How dare you say to turn the situation around? How dare you speak nonsense for a mere manager? Who do you think you are?"

"Hmph!" Lao Du flicked his sleeves, and said sonorously: "Anyway, it has reached such a point, so what if you listen to what I say?"

The eldest princess and the head of the state religion exchanged a glance, nodded in unison, and said, "Go ahead."

"At this time, the most heavily guarded part of the palace is the four palace walls. The second princess expected that you would try your best to break through and arrange the most elite forces on the periphery. The soldiers and horses in the palace will gradually move into the palace to increase the search on all sides. sooner or later there will be no room for us!"

"At this time, our only chance to come back is to steal the house!"

Lao Du waved his hand and said decisively.

"Stolen house?"

"That's right, the second princess just killed the king with her own hands in His Majesty's bedroom. Right now, she is in the main hall of the palace, preparing to sit on the throne! But the guards around her are just the weakest!"

Old Du said viciously: "We find the right time, stab into her weak point, and smash her middle palace with one blow!"

The eldest princess hesitated: "Cut her in the middle?"

The Head of State Church shook his head: "It's not that easy."

"Whether it's easy or not, you'll know once you try it." Lao Du smiled slightly, "This opportunity is not lost, you two, please follow me quickly!"

The head of state religion and the eldest princess both frowned. This man obviously looks so ordinary...but how can he be so confident?

Under the desperation, the eldest princess was really moved by him.

"Okay!" She nodded heavily, "I will trust you just once."

Immediately.

Dulanke walked forward along the courtyard wall in front of him with the eldest princess, the head of the state religion, and the kitten.

He raised his chest up all the way, raised his face to the sky.

Looking at his walking posture, he looks like a fox walking in front of a tiger.

Even the head of the state religion couldn't stand it anymore, and said in a deep voice, "I've never seen such an arrogant person when I grow up. There are 100,000 people outside looking for us, and you don't even want to hide?"

"Oh." Duranke smiled proudly: "The gelding has its own tricks."

The strange thing is that the main gates of the palace are all open all the way, and there is not even a single guard in sight.

Actually let him go straight in with ease.

"It's so strange... No matter how short-handed it is, it's impossible for the second princess to completely abandon the arrangements around her..." The head of the state religion wondered again.

This puzzled, actually passed through more than a dozen high palace gates, and came to the palace hall.

"It's really possible?"

The eldest princess felt that this journey seemed to be blessed by gods.

It was like a dream.

"The arrangement of the second princess is all under my control. No matter how wicked she is, she still has to drink from me... Hehehe."

Duranke smiled high at the corner of his mouth.

"Could this be the legend..." The head of the national church stared at Duran Ke's black face, with unconcealable surprise in his eyes: "Idiot who beats a master?!"

"puff……"

Duranke almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"The main hall is in front of me. If the second child is really in it, she has always been cultivated very high, and there must be expert protection by her side..." The eldest princess frowned again, "At this time, Master and I are both injured. With few enemies, it is not necessarily an opponent."

"It's better to let the servants charge for His Highness!"

Duran rolled up his sleeves and was ready to go forward.

"No..." The eldest princess grabbed him, "Are you so brave?"

"Your Highness..." Lao Du gently shook off her hand, and said in a deep voice, "Today I will let you all see, who says men are inferior to women!"

After finishing speaking, he strode forward and dashed into the hall with arrogance and arrogance.

With a squeak, the door of the palace was pushed open, and then dodged in with a whoosh.

Then, there was a sound of "bang bang bang ah ah" inside.

only……

"Why does it sound like he's alone?" the head of the State Church was suspicious, "Isn't he the only one being beaten?"

When everyone was curious, Lao Du pushed open the door.

"Your Majesty, everything is packed."

"What?"

With a feeling of shock and confusion, a group of people all walked into the palace hall.

I saw a row of people neatly tied up in the extremely spacious and empty hall, and the first one was the culprit of the chaos in the royal city.

Second princess.

She sat there quietly, unexpectedly not moving at all, the eldest imperial daughter had never seen her so honest in so many years.

Only the eyes are full of lovelessness.

The row of dozens of people dressed as guards behind him is probably the same. In addition to the shock and panic in the eyes, there is also the fear of seeing a ghost...

"Is this a success?"

The eldest princess looked at Duranke with a hint of outrageous in her eyes.

I never knew when this undercover agent became so capable. If he is a real man... I will definitely let him be my twelfth concubine...

At this time, Duranke had already ran to the high steps with dog legs, and wiped clean the huge golden phoenix chair that symbolized the throne.

"Your Highness..." He turned his head and smiled obsequiously, "The Golden Phoenix chair is ready, come up and try the buttocks."

"This..." The eldest princess was a little embarrassed, but she still walked over, and while she was about to sit up, she smiled shyly: "It's not settled yet, isn't it good?"

"You know it's not good?" The head of the State Church glared at her, "How many messes are there that have not been resolved outside? Even if we catch the second child, you think they can completely obey you? There is still work! Now Are you thinking about going up to the throne? Just save yourself."

"What Master said is true." The eldest princess was startled, and said: "I was fascinated by ghosts just now, and actually thought that the throne is mine."

"The throne is yours..." The "ghost" behind him suddenly said quietly: "Your Highness, just sit down. If you sit down, you won't suffer, if you sit down, you won't be fooled... You have dreamed of the throne for so long. How about trying it first?"

Old Du patted the gorgeous Golden Phoenix chair again.

"This chair...is big and comfortable..."

"Hmm..." The eldest princess heard it in her ears and saw it in her eyes, and she was also very moved, and she was about to lift her hem...

But his body suddenly froze.

Because the head of the State Church flew over and grabbed her buttocks.

"I taught you since childhood, never let your guard down until the last moment. Now that your mother and your third sister are still alive and dead, you want to try for the throne. Do you think you are sure to win?"

"..."

Old Du watched the Eldest Princess about to sit down, but was actually supported by her palm.

Immediately, anger rose from the heart, and evil grew to the gallbladder.

Pointing at the nose of the head of the state religion, he cursed: "Hey, you bastard, I have tolerated you for a long time! I have been making sarcastic remarks there all the way, and now I sent the eldest princess here without complaint, just to let her sit down for a while." Emperor, what's the matter? What's the matter? You jumped out and chattered, haven't you been beaten badly!"

The temper of the head of the state religion is not hidden, he said angrily: "You are a small manager, don't think that you can talk to me loudly because of a little credit! Even if I lose power, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse !"

"Why, don't you have a horse?"

"How is it?"

The faces of the two got closer and closer, and they choked a few more words. But after all, Lao Du's series of supernatural performances just now made the head of the state religion not sure about his strength, so he really didn't dare to make a move. Otherwise, if an ordinary manager dared to be so rude, he would have been killed by the first palm.

On Old Du's side, he didn't dare to make a real move. He knows better than anyone how his credit was established...

So the two continued to challenge each other.

"How is it?"

"How is it?"

Shouting and screaming, Duranke suddenly stretched out his left hand and pushed the head of the State Church on the shoulder.

"I pushed you with my left hand, what's the matter?"

"Then I will push you back with my left hand, how about it?"

The Head of State Church responded unceremoniously.

Duranke suddenly stretched out his right hand and pushed the head seat.

"I'll push you with my right hand now, how about it?"

"Then I'll push you back with my right hand, how about it?"

The first seat was chatting with Lao Du non-stop, and saw a treacherous smile on his face.

Then looking at his two hands raised in the air, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

As her raised hand moved away, the eldest princess' butt inevitably landed on the Golden Phoenix chair...

Bang——

It was as if there was a super slow motion replay.

Old Du's complacency, the eldest princess's ignorance, and the chief's astonishment were all frozen at this moment.

finally.

"ah……"

Following the big princess' buttocks sitting, Lao Du let out a comfortable moan that got his wish.