I Can’t Be a Sword God

A night without stars.

The night wind blew, and the heart-wrenching demonic sound echoed endlessly, as if a ghost was crying at night.

A hideous figure appeared on Li Chu's roof again.

It was none other than the third child among the spider spirits, that is, the cherished, loving and pitiful mother whom he interrogated on Mizunohara earlier.

The mother and daughter were happy in Mizunohara, eating hot pot, singing songs, and inhaling yang energy every day, but suddenly they were robbed by Li Chu.

Since then, she has been targeted by that Yao Niangniang, and she has no choice but to escape from Mizunohara to join her sisters.

Although it was Yao Niangniang who really forced them to leave, but because of Yao Niangniang's cruel methods, she dared not hold a grudge. Relatively speaking, Li Chu, who is more gentle, has become the enemy in her heart.

A strange but universal psychology.

If the three spiders knew that the Yao Empress had already been sanctioned, and the person who sanctioned her was sanctioned by Li Chu, how would they feel...

But she didn't know after all.

When the eldest sister said that she would do it at midnight tonight, she was a little worried.

She is familiar with the behavior of those sisters, all of them don't use oars for rowing, but rely on waves. Together, the six sisters can move a Huanlong island with the energy of the waves.

This little Taoist priest is so good-looking, it is said that it is the middle of the night, and they must come to absorb a wave of yang energy first. If the suction goes well, maybe when it will be done.

If he had come first, he would have killed the little Taoist priest directly, so that they would not have other thoughts.

When she came to Li Chu's roof skylight, she was a little apprehensive.

If he hadn't completely lost consciousness in the heart-shattering demonic sound, then things would be broken. After all, she had learned Li Chu's body-holding method.

Knowing that this little Taoist priest can make himself unable to move with just one finger, let him do whatever he wants, he can't live, he can't die...

In short.

Just be sure to be steady.

At this time, Li Chu had hidden the bodies of the three spiders behind the screen. The three spiders looked down from the skylight, and could only see Li Chu's body sitting cross-legged on the bed, in an incomprehensible state.

So she had an idea.

But seeing the spider spirit raised his right hand, he pulled out a silk thread and let out a swoosh.

The nearly transparent spider silk suddenly pulled a dog, it was the big black dog tied to the gatekeeper in front of the inn.

These creatures born near the Valley of the Underworld, no matter how strong or weak their souls are, almost all have the ability to resist the heart-destroying magic sound, so they didn't faint at this time.

The three spiders exerted their strength and threw the black dog down. I want to see if it can attract Li Chu if it gets close to Li Chu.

"Well……"

The black dog landed, and before he could utter a complete "Wow", he was already detained.

It fell with a bang.

Li Chu was in the state of Yuanshen at this time. When he saw the three spiders coming, he was surprised and recognized her.

At the same time, he also understood why these spider spirits came to his room one after another.

Obviously not here to pay New Year's greetings.

It should be to avenge this family.

Originally, he was still hesitating whether to make a move, but after seeing her bewildering behavior, Li Chu held back.

What is it to leave a dog behind? Assault... or humiliation? He wanted to wait and see.

From the perspective of the three spiders.

She originally wanted to throw a living creature to test how much consciousness Li Chu still had, but who knows, Li Chu didn't move, but the dog immediately stopped too...

fell to his death?

It's not that high...

Under the hesitation in her heart, she dared not land even more. After thinking about it, she opened her hand again, and with a whoosh sound, she pulled a sheep over, which was also a living creature raised in the backyard.

With a flick of the spider silk, the sheep was also thrown down.

Same as before, the sheep also lost its soul in an instant.

"hiss……"

The three spiders gasped.

This little Taoist's room...is weird.

Could it be that he set up some formation to protect himself?

Probably.

Thinking of this, she raised her hand again, stretched out a spider web, and fished out a few fish from the pool in the backyard.

"I'd like to see if your formation can kill anything..."

...

When they saw a dog's spirit captured from the soul fire, the wooden man king and witch Zhang fell silent.

Thanks to the wooden man king, who was worried about damaging his divinity of whipping the whip, and prepared to see the enemy clearly before making a move, he finally saw the whole picture of this black, strong, vicious dog.

a long time.

Goddess Zhang asked weakly, "My lord, it's fine if there are three women in his room, but now there's this dog...is that reasonable?"

The Wooden King gritted his teeth: "Young people nowadays... are not without such..."

"Ah?" Goddess Zhang looked at him in disbelief.

"En!" The Wooden King nodded emphatically.

"The world is going down, the world is going down." Mistress Zhang shook her head again and again, glanced at the big black dog, and shot a cold light, which instantly shattered the spirit.

It seems that if you look at it more than once, you will dirty your eyes.

Then she continued to cast spells to restrain her soul, but she felt that her mind was still hard to calm down, and many images with mosaics popped up in her mind uncontrollably.

Then, the soul of a sheep appeared in the soul fire.

"..."

This time she looked at the Wooden King again, her eyes were filled with confusion, "Dharma King, even this can..."

"Young people nowadays..." The Wooden King pondered for a moment, and then said, "It's not like that..."

"Huh..." Goddess Zhang showed an unsightly expression, "This... is too wild..."

The Wooden King said slowly: "The times have changed..."

Then.

When a few eels appeared in the soul fire, Goddess Zhang couldn't help but get violent.

"Although all hobbies are the freedom of human beings..." She said angrily, "But I still want to say that it's too perverted!"

"All these things have come out..." The Wooden King touched his chin, "It's really too hard..."

"Is that room the little Taoist's room, or a zoo? Why are there so many strange things? This group of people is beyond the description of promiscuity. It's just... outrageous!"

The Wooden King couldn't help but said: "Witch Zhang, can you lock your target a little bit, if this continues, maybe an elephant will be arrested later..."

"I've been calling that little Taoist priest's name. If he was unstable, I would have arrested him long ago. Only when I really can't restrain him, will I arrest those other spirits..." Mistress Zhang couldn't help but doubt : "Maybe...his soul is even stronger than the land gods, and I can't stop it at all!"

"Try again..." the wooden man said: "If it really doesn't work, we have no choice but to give up."

"good!"

Goddess Zhang agreed.

She calmed down again, chanting quietly in her mouth.

"Li Chu..."

"Li Chu..."

"Soul, soul, soul... Detained every day and night..."

"..."

The desolate and hoarse voice pierced the night sky and reached the distant soul's ears.

Suddenly, I heard someone in front of me responding: "Are you looking for me?"

"Um?"

Goddess Zhang opened her eyes suddenly, and saw that there was an extra primordial spirit in the open space in front of the altar. Although the body of the primordial spirit is ethereal and vague, shrouded in a faint blue glow, it can still be seen that it is an extremely handsome and unrestrained primordial spirit.

It was the little Taoist!

"Ah!" Goddess Zhang exclaimed.

The Wooden King also noticed the arrival of the god Li Chuyuan, and immediately raised his whip to beat the god.

"Hey!"

"Dharma king, be careful, I didn't arrest this spirit." Sorceress Zhang reminded with a trembling voice.

"In short, his soul is already in front of his eyes, what's the difference?" Wooden King said in a deep voice.

"The difference is huge..."

There was deep fear in Goddess Zhang's words.

...

When the three spiders threw countless messy things into the room, Li Chu, who was in the form of the primordial spirit beside him, was able to completely see the path of the disappearance of those spirits.

It seems that whenever a spirit appears in this magic circle, it will immediately flee along that ray of dim light. Thanks to the three spiders who kept throwing things downward, the path of the dim light became clearer.

After thinking for a while, Li Chu decided to follow the dark light to find out who wanted to murder him.

Of course, before leaving, he didn't forget to stop the spider spirit first. Even if you don't think about your own safety, you should also consider the feelings of the surrounding animals.

The first stop of the ghostly light is a ghost fire lantern in the sky, and the second stop is here.

A sorceress singing and dancing on the altar... and a rather weird man with a lifeless face.

If this scene were less spooky, it would be more like a fan meeting of a past idol.

And the title of the witch also caught his attention.

His Majesty?

Could that man be one of the five Dharma kings of Yanyue Sect?

The dens of Killing Immortal City that I destroyed a few days ago seemed to be in collusion with the wooden man king. Is this the other party's revenge?

At this time, the God Whip that was sacrificed to the sky also fell with the sound of wind!

Li Chu watched the divine whip engraved with complicated and ancient patterns fall down. It stands to reason that since he is in the state of primordial spirit now, he should not be afraid of these physical blows.

But out of caution, he still flew backwards to avoid it.

But the surprise is that this magical whip seems to have the ability to lock, and I have retreated in time enough, but I was still chased down by it!

It seems to be the same as my own sword...Ping A can't dodge?

Bang——

With a muffled sound, the celestial weapon full of divine light finally landed heavily on Li Chu's primordial spirit!

"Jie jie jie!"

Seeing this, the Wooden King finally stopped suppressing himself and let out a cold and wild laugh.

"Fight against my Yanyue Sect, that's the end..."

Before he finished speaking, he stopped suddenly.

Because he found strangely that when the magic whip fell on Li Chu's body, his soul did not shatter into dust like those fragile souls before.

Instead, there was a burst of ripples, and then... nothing happened?

Karala...

Then there was a crackling sound.

An ominous premonition welled up in the Wooden King's heart, because according to his experience, it wasn't this voice when his soul was broken.

When the weapon shatters...

He knew that there was already a damage on the magic whip, so it was not considered a non-destructive fairy weapon...

But there are no real gods in the world, so what if there is a little injury? It is still the existence of people blocking and killing gods, and Buddhas blocking and killing demons.

No matter what, he never imagined that this whip would actually break? !

Karala...

The tiny crack on the whip gradually spread into a circle, and then broke suddenly.

"Huh?" Li Chu was also startled.

At first, the momentum of the whip's fall made him think it was something extraordinary.

But when it really hit the body, there was a huge force at the first moment, but the force suddenly stopped in the next second, and he was surprised.

So it's because it's broken?

Immediately, a wailing from the Wooden King was heard.

"My whip..."

I once had high hopes for it, is it so fragile?

This huge sense of gap made the Wooden King suddenly lose all hope.

But Goddess Zhang had foreseen this scene long ago. Ever since she found out that Li Chu heard her voice of restraining her soul so close, but there was still no fluctuation, she had a terrifying guess about the strength of Li Chu's soul. This conjecture is now only confirmed.

At this moment, she could only shout loudly: "My lord, don't feel sorry for your whip, it's important to save your life!"

Of course the Wooden King knew it too.

While wailing, he manipulated his puppet body to rush forward!

At the same time, a stream of light shot out from the back of the puppet's head, quickly slashing towards the night sky.

Gecko docked tail?

Li Chu stared at the stream of light, and raised his halberd finger.

call out--

A flying fire meteor hit the past directly, and took the puppet lightly with a sword in the path of travel, without any pause at all, it continued to go straight up.

boom--

After all, the streamer was overtaken by the flying fire meteor and turned into a bright firework in the night sky.

With this double sword, both the wooden man king and the puppet released by him were killed.

Wooden King.

In this way, people will be whipped to death.

After killing the Wooden King, a ball of white light entered his body, but Li Chu was not happy, but frowned slightly.

Because the experience value brought to him by the wooden man, although not too little, is still slightly inferior to the previous masters of the Zhan Failing Realm, let alone the level of the five Dharma Kings taught by Yanyue.

Seems weird?

But after thinking about it, it's really hard to say that a power of this level can be completely killed. It wouldn't be surprising if there were some backhands who could save their lives.

Seeing this scene in the sky, Goddess Zhang, who had only flown several tens of feet, froze suddenly.

She had a hunch that if she continued to escape like this, she would turn into a second firework in the night sky within a short time.

After struggling for a while, she turned around slowly and looked at Li Chu.

"Hey." She barely straightened her hunched body, and said with a smile, "Xiao Daoist, actually... I don't know him very well."

"Yes." Li Chu nodded.

At the same time, he waved his finger to recall the Chunyang sword.

The old woman's resentment was almost as strong as that of the wooden man king. She must have done a lot of hurtful things on weekdays, and it was impossible to let her go no matter what.

"I have a special method of manipulating the soul, which allows you to control countless women and have fun!"

Wife Zhang saw the word "dangerous" in front of her eyes, and immediately yelled loudly. Trying to use this method of "following what he likes" to make Li Chu let him go.

But after hearing this, Li Chu felt that this person was even more evil...

"Not only can manipulate people, dogs can also do it!"

Goddess Zhang saw that Li Chu didn't seem to be softening her heart at all, so she hurriedly worked harder to do what she liked...

"Sheep are fine..."

"Eels are also fine..."

"Elephants are fine..."

call out--

boom!

In this starless night.

A second firework exploded beside Mingshui Valley.