I Can’t Be a Sword God

Duranke sat quietly in the room for a while, wanting to rest, when he suddenly heard the faint heart-wrenching sound from the valley of dark water.

The magic sound didn't sound harsh, it was even pleasant, like a woman whispering softly, telling someone something.

This voice has been lingering in your ears, but when you want to hear the content clearly, you find that no matter how hard you try, you can't hear what she is saying.

It's like a listening test.

As he listened, Lao Du suddenly felt something was wrong.

He only felt that his spirit was in a trance for a while, and he fell to the floor without knowing when.

The female shopkeeper clearly said that the heart-shattering demonic sound cannot be heard in this shop, what's going on?

His brain struggled to react...

wrong! This shop is weird!

Bacheng is a black shop.

Duranke struggled to get up, but his eyes went dark again, and he fainted with a bang.

Before he fainted, the last thought flashed through his mind.

I don't know if it's robbery or lust this time, if it's robbery, please go to my master.

If you are robbed, come at me!

...

Sitting alone in the room, Li Chu felt a little strange when he heard the heart-shattering demon sound suddenly.

It's just that the magic sound sounded different to his ears, it was like weeping and complaining, and the meaning was hard to understand, but he could vaguely feel the emotion in it.

It is nostalgia and resentment.

If you listen carefully, you can still hear some content.

"..."

"Cruel..."

"Guo..."

"..."

"Yin..."

"Confused..."

"..."

"Chi..."

Li Chu silently remembered these tones in his heart, feeling like a poem or another esoteric language, somehow familiar.

He suddenly remembered that in the gourd cave of the Taoist Rider, a woman with a whole body of holy light emerged from the deepest treasure gourd at last, and she recited this kind of language in her mouth.

Is there any connection between the two?

Thinking of this, he continued to close his eyes and listen carefully. What was even more strange was that after a while, the voice of an old woman seemed to be mixed into the heart-wrenching voice.

She was calling in a hoarse voice: "Li Chu..."

"Li Chu..."

"Soul, soul, soul... Detained every day and night..."

...

At the same time, above their heads, a spider came stealthily to the top floor of the inn.

At this time, although she still maintained her human body, a few long, twisted joints popped out from her ribs and her back, supporting her body to hang halfway in the air. It is also relying on these spider legs that it can move silently.

This spider spirit is none other than the female shopkeeper who received Li Chu and his party earlier, that is, the second sister in the spider group.

Because they have lived here for a long time, although they will still be affected by the heart-wrenching sound, they have already adapted to this state, and they will not faint like the first time they experienced it. It is precisely because this can help them absorb a lot of yang energy that they have settled here for many years.

"Hehe." The second spider came to Li Chu's roof and smiled evilly.

"At this time, it has been half an hour since sunset, and the little Taoist priest and his party must have been unconscious from the heart-shattering magic sound. And I made an appointment with my sisters to do it at midnight tonight... Isn't this a waste of time? It just happened that I First come to the little Taoist priest to absorb his yang energy, it is not a waste of money."

The two spiders crawled to the skylight of Li Chu's roof, and with force from their spider legs, they lifted the roof tiles and connected their bodies with a transparent silk thread. The graceful figure instantly hung upside down, extremely smooth.

"Little Taoist..."

The spider spirit landed and stared at Li Chu who was sitting on the bed at first glance. Seeing the Taoist priest sitting cross-legged quietly, he seemed to have fainted.

She was about to spit out a big net to completely entangle him.

Suddenly, the little Taoist priest opened his eyes again!

The second spider's eyes widened immediately, apparently quite startled.

But in the next second, her body froze again, pulled by the transparent silk thread, and seemed to be fixed in the air.

But……

Li Chu didn't make a move.

Of course he wasn't in a coma, but listening to that weird call, he felt as if someone was pulling his soul. Although the traction is very small, almost nonexistent, it can still be felt.

He was trying to figure out the source of the call just now, so he didn't pay attention to the external situation.

I don't want a spider spirit to hang upside down from the roof suddenly.

But the strange thing is, before he could make a move, the spider spirit suddenly stopped moving, and his pupils dimmed instantly, as if he had lost his soul...

He recognized that it was the female shopkeeper during the day, but he still didn't understand what she was doing.

After observing carefully for a while, Li Chu was sure that there was nothing fraudulent about it.

She seems to be dead?

No, there is no wound in the physical body, only the spirit and soul have left the body.

In the middle of the night, a monster body suddenly parachuted down...

What is this for?

What the hell is room service?

Li Chu frowned slowly, thinking of a terrible possibility.

"Pengci?"

...

On an open hillside ten miles away from here, a tall stone altar was erected at some point. The altar was covered with strange runes and blood that was still warm. I don’t know. What creature's blood.

Goddess Zhang was dressed in colorful satin, wearing the clothes of an unknown Southern Man, with a white spirit banner in her right hand.

"Li Chu is in the first room on the left on the top floor of that inn, and the heart-wrenching magic sound has been going on for a long time, so it's time to do it." The little wooden figure hanging in the air beside the altar reminded.

Goddess Zhang looked at the desolate Mingshui Valley in the night, with a solemn expression like worshiping.

After a pause, she glanced at the Wooden King, "You also need to prepare your magic whip, once my soul arresting technique is cast, the spirit will only appear in an instant."

"Relax."

As the wooden man king said, he flipped his five fingers and pressed down.

boom--

With a bang, a seven-foot flesh body appeared out of thin air, as if he had pulled it out of the soil.

This physical body is a man of ordinary stature, with ink-colored paint all over his body, which seems to have some kind of supernatural power. A talisman is printed on the forehead, which is extremely complicated.

Although there were no obvious wounds on his body, it could be felt from the strong dead air that this was probably a corpse.

With a wave of the wooden king's hand, the talisman burned instantly. Then he swung his body, suddenly turned into a stream of light, hit the corpse's sky cap, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

In the next second, the body suddenly opened its eyes!

"My puppet is a soul cultivator in the realm of severing decline in southern Xinjiang. He was also well-known at the beginning. You must have heard of his name. There are still many people in the world who don't know that he is dead. Please invite Zhang Goddess, don't spread the word."

He opened his mouth slowly again, making a stagnant voice.

"Don't worry, as long as we have a happy cooperation this time, the old woman will never keep her mouth shut." Goddess Zhang laughed.

The wooden man king drove the puppet, pointed his eyes with two fingers, and lit up two soul fires in his eyes at once, and then turned his palm again, holding the magic whip in his hand.

He said confidently: "Using this body to control the magic whip, in the virtual world, you will be an invincible hand."

Goddess Zhang stopped talking to him, but turned her hand back, picked up a large white Kongming lantern, and lit the candle.

As she lit the candle, several skins of the lantern unexpectedly reflected a black human face at the same time!

"One soul lamp, to illuminate the darkness forever!"

Goddess Zhang yelled leisurely, let go of her hand, and the Kongming Lantern flew towards Gao Tian.

After Kong Mingdeng left her hand, she took out a small knife full of copper rust, and cut her wrist with that knife!

laugh--

A stream of blood splashed out, and a ball of penetrating green fire ignited on the high platform! This ball of soul fire spread instantly, almost covering the entire high platform.

Goddess Zhang stood behind the flames, shaking her hands, as if she was dancing around a bonfire.

A gloomy light came out from the will-o'-the-wisp, and shone on the mid-air lantern, as if invisible, but it pierced the sky and refracted far to a window of the inn.

That's Li Chu's room.

In the world of nothingness, that ray of light has easily penetrated all barriers and enveloped the entire room.

"Li Chu..."

"Li Chu..."

Goddess Zhang began to chant dreamily.

"Soul, soul, soul... Detained every day and night..."

"Li Chu..."

"Soul, soul, soul... Detained every day and night..."

"Li Chu..."

"soul……"

"dawn……"

"..."

After a long time, the Wooden King looked at Goddess Zhang who was singing and dancing over there, and asked wonderingly, "Will it help if you scold him like this?"

"do not bother me!"

Goddess Zhang's forehead was already covered with profuse sweat.

She sternly said: "My soul arresting magic circle has already enveloped the whole room, not to mention there is the heart-shattering magic sound assisting me, it is absolutely unreasonable for his soul to be inside!"

"But he hasn't been arrested yet." Wooden King reminded.

"I know!" Goddess Zhang shouted suddenly.

She yelled loudly, but in fact, her heart was pounding, and she was not as confident as she showed.

Goddess Zhang doesn't know when the most glorious moment in the life of other cultivators is, but for a person like her who practices the Soul Containment Technique, it is now!

Within the range of the heart-shattering demonic sound, she can only arrest the spirits within a hundred miles away, and even land gods can't escape. There is also a magic whip on the side for relying on, so don't worry about being arrested and not being able to beat it.

But... why is the spirit of that little Taoist still as stable as Mount Tai?

What is wrong?

Just when she was hesitating in her heart, the souls around her flickered violently.

"Here we come!" Goddess Zhang exclaimed in surprise.

There was nowhere to be found after breaking through the iron shoes, and it took no effort to get it. Under her persistent call, the little Taoist finally...

The wooden man king was also in high spirits, picked up the magic whip, and focused his attention on guard.

Bang——

With a leap of the soul fire, a phantom of the soul appeared out of thin air!

"Hey!"

As soon as this phantom appeared, the Wooden King raised his whip and threw it down heavily!

boom--

"Ah!" A woman screamed.

Before he could see clearly what happened, that divine soul had already been beaten to pieces by the whipping.

There is no way, the power of the fairy weapon is too great. When the soul encounters the whip, it can be said to be attached to death. If it is smashed down with such force, it will inevitably end in collapse and disappear.

"Um?"

The blow was successful, but neither Goddess Zhang nor the Wooden King showed any joy.

Instead, his expression was serious.

"That cry just now... sounds like a woman?" Mistress Zhang was suspicious.

"Don't doubt it, it's a woman." The Wooden King looked serious.

"Do you think it's possible..." Goddess Zhang said, "That little Taoist woman disguised as a man is actually a woman?"

"Is this reasonable?" The Wooden King stared at her.

Goddess Zhang scratched her head, "That is, there is another woman in this little Taoist priest's room, but I have captured that woman's soul."

"That's reasonable." The Wooden King agreed this time.

"Hateful." Goddess Zhang said: "I will continue to do it!"

After all, she surrounded the soul fire again, singing and dancing...

The wooden man said: "After all, my whip is damaged. I don't know how many more times I can sacrifice it. But if I don't strike in advance, it may give the little Taoist a chance to react. So I hope the sorceress will be more careful." , directly arrest the soul of that little Taoist priest."

Goddess Zhang gritted her teeth and said, "Next time!"

...

Li Chu took down the body of the three spiders, put them on the floor, and inspected them carefully, but found no wounds, which seemed to be the manifestation of the soul leaving the body or the death of the soul, but the latter was quite rare.

While thinking about how to deal with it, another breath suddenly came from the roof.

Li Chu raised his eyebrows, returned to the bed, closed his eyes and crossed his legs again.

At the same time, his mind has already focused on this breath.

It was the eldest sister of the spider spirits.

"Hehe." She propped herself up on the ground with her spider legs, quietly approached the skylight on the roof, and then smiled evilly.

"Third sister had a grudge against that little Taoist priest, but she was blind to this beautiful skin for nothing. I specially told my sisters to do it in the middle of the night. Wouldn't it be nice for me to absorb a wave of yang energy first? I suck him first and then kill him." , Sucking and killing again...it's not considered a waste of money."

Thinking of the emotional part, the big spider turned around and hung upside down with a silk thread, which was extremely smooth.

At the same time, she also entered the scope of the soul-detaining magic circle.

Swish——

Li Chuyi kept staring at the big spider, saw that she fell into his room, opened his eyes and was about to restrain her, and asked.

Seeing the big spider stiffen again in an instant, it became motionless and turned into a soulless body.

"How is this going?"

Li Chu looked at the two strange spider spirit bodies and fell into deep thought.

They all seemed to lose their spirit the moment they entered their room.

Could it be something weird?

Thinking of this, Li Chu sat cross-legged again, and in an instant, the primordial spirit emerged from his body.

boom--

Once entering the world of Yuanshen, the surroundings suddenly changed drastically. All "real" things are turned into lines, and all "virtual" things are turned into flames.

Li Chu was surprised to find that he was actually in the midst of a miserable green fire!

This raging fire kept burning his soul, but the feeling was a bit hard to describe.

It's like soaking in a warm pool in a bathhouse...

And the influence of the heart-shattering demonic sound was even more obvious, each whisper made weak ripples in his soul.

It's like a three-year-old next to him is rubbing his back...

With this level of harm, people have to think carefully for a while before daring to say something with certainty.

This is probably an enemy attack, right?

...

Before he could think for a while, another breath came from the roof.

This time, it was the smallest spider spirit.

According to the procedure, she approached the roof lightly with her spider legs, smiled charmingly, and said to herself, suck first and then kill...

After all these were fast-forwarded, the Seven Spiders quietly shouted a slogan: "Tonight, suck it up!"

After shouting the slogan, she slid downside down by a silk thread.

This time Li Chu was able to see clearly from the perspective of Yuanshen.

The moment the spider spirit hung upside down, it was scorched by the fire, and in an instant, it was filled with soul fire and then dissipated.

Following a gloomy light, it plunged into the sky, and then fell into the distance.

What a complicated formation.

Li Chu was secretly startled, this was a method he had never seen before.

...

boom--

Under one blow, the soul shattered.

"ah!"

As the woman screamed, the Wooden King couldn't bear it anymore.

"It's the third time. It's someone else's spirit every time. When will the little Taoist priest's spirit be detained!" He asked angrily, "This magic whip is broken and damaged. Can be driven a few times, all wasted on these insignificant people!"

Goddess Zhang's complexion was also very bad, "How do I know why there are so many women in his room?"

"Are you sure it's not your magic circle that made a mistake?" The Wooden King was a little suspicious.

"Hehe, if the Dharma King doesn't believe it, you can try it yourself." Goddess Zhang couldn't stand the ridicule, and sneered directly.

"It's because I'm impatient, even if there are three women in his room, it's not unreasonable."

After all, the Wooden King was in an extraordinary state of mind. He quickly calmed down, exhaled a foul breath, and said slowly:

"That's what young people are doing now."