I Can’t Be a Sword God

magic soil.

A place soaked in darkness and evil.

There is no sun here, only a round of red magic star hanging high in the sky, shining forever.

There is a legend that the magic star is the original "magic", which bestows power on all creatures in the magic soil. It's just that this powerful force is bound with irresistible bloodthirsty and madness.

In the center of the demonic soil, there is a place where the demons begin. No matter how bloody the fighting outside is, in the center of the Beginning Demon Land, there is still no monster that dares to approach easily.

Because there is a... Slaughtering Immortal City here.

On the main hall of Killing Immortal City.

The pillars cast in bronze reflected the brilliance of the blood-colored demon star, making every monster's face flickering.

The eight demons stood upright.

Directly ahead is the high throne, and the existence on the throne hides in the darkness, extremely oppressive.

"What the hell... what's going on?" The master of Killing Immortal City gave soul torture to the Eight Demons below.

"I gave you unlimited resources, a pool of infinite rebirth, and powerful assistance, and as a result..." the voice of the city lord Killing Immortals was filled with anger, like thunder lurking under the clouds, "That's it?"

"Master City Master!" The Bone Demon took a step forward and nodded, "All of this is..."

"It's all the Medicine Master Demon's fault!" Thousand Hand Demon said first, "He's dead as a super ghost!"

"Can this also be my fault?" Yao Shimo jumped up suddenly, "Could it be that I attracted the little Taoist priest? I didn't force him to destroy the pond water!"

"How did the little Taoist know the location of the Shadow Cave?" Thousand Hands asked, "Maybe you told him after I died when you captured the Black Light Sable earlier!"

"Fart!" Pharmacist Mo said angrily, "At that time, I returned to the pool three seconds later than you, what can I do in three seconds?"

"There are so many things that can be done!" Thousand-Handed Demon said in a deep voice.

"What's the point of arguing at this time?" The Phaseless Demon at the side shook his head.

"That's right, what's the point of quarreling, it's destroying unity." Pharmacist Demon agreed.

I heard Wuxiangmo say again: "I suggest some substantive punishment, lock up Medicine Master Demon in a black prison for 1,800 years, if it wasn't for his repeated bad deeds this time, he would have been resurrected a long time ago. The big medicine drove Chen Fuhuang!"

"It turns out that your heart is darker!" Yao Shimo was shocked immediately, and retorted: "Who is not responsible for this bad thing? If you hadn't been discovered by Li Maoqing and acted as Qin Zhenghu, how could there be so many troubles?"

"enough!"

Just as the atmosphere in the hall was tense and getting more and more depressed, the city master of Killing Immortal suddenly shouted again.

The Eight Demons immediately trembled and dared not speak again.

Seeing City Master Killing Immortal poking out half of his ferocious face from the shadows, "Wait... do you know what day it is today?"

"Yes..." Yao Shimo didn't dare to raise his head, and asked in a trembling voice, "Yes... is it the death date of the subordinate?"

"What are you talking about?" City Lord Killing Immortal said slowly, "Today is New Year's Eve."

"Ah..." The demons turned pale with shock.

In such a rush, I forgot the day.

Immediately afterwards, I heard City Lord Killing Immortal spit out a few words with raging demonic energy at the end, "It's the New Year's Eve..."

"That's right...it's Chinese New Year's Eve." Medicine Master Demon smiled sheepishly, and looked at Formless Demon.

Wuxiangmo also showed shame on his face, "It's the New Year's Eve."

The Thousand-Handed Demon directly popped out seven or eight hands, and bowed to each monster, "Happy Chinese New Year, everyone, and good Chinese New Year, City Lord."

For a while, the cloud in the hall cleared, and the atmosphere was joyful and peaceful.

...

"Where's the Thunder Dragon baby?"

When Li Chu and Du Lanke returned to the temple, they found that the Deyun Temple was decorated with lights and festivities, and everyone was dressed in new festive clothes, except for the little fat dragon.

"Seventh Young Master took it out to play." Wanli Feisha said: "It is said that it is Chinese New Year, please treat it to a good meal."

"Wang Longqi took it out alone?" Li Chu blinked, with a vague premonition.

Sure enough, later.

After Wang Longqi came back with Xiao Feilong, he was caught and interrogated by the fox girl.

He was sitting on a small bench in the backyard, and Xiao Feilong was sitting on a stone bench, each at the same height, looking up at the fox girl with the same innocent eyes.

"Say..." The fox girl looked at Xiao Feilong suspiciously, "Where did you go to play?"

"My house." Wang Long said hurriedly.

"Let it be said!" the fox girl pointed at the little fat dragon.

"Hey!" Xiao Feilong hurriedly called out.

Wang Longqi translated: "It said...it came to my house with me to eat chicken legs, and drank a little wine. The wine was not good, but the chicken legs were delicious, so I was very happy."

"Hmm..." The fox girl nodded.

Wang Longqi muttered in a low voice: "Is there any difference?"

Then the fox girl asked again: "How many glasses of wine did you drink in total?"

Xiao Feilong raised two fingers: "Hey."

The fox girl asked again: "How many chicken legs did you eat?"

Xiao Feilong simply raised his fingers with both paws: "Hey!"

The fox girl suddenly asked again: "How many girls are there?"

Xiao Feilong raised a paw: "Hey."

In the next second, Wang Longqi came to his senses and immediately grabbed its short claws, "We won't lift this one!"

But it's too late.

The fox girl raised her eyebrows, "Okay! I'll tell you why you smell like rouge all over your body. You really took it to those indecent places! Teach children bad!"

Wang Long quickly explained: "No, the good girls in Chunmanlou heard that there is a cute little dragon in Deyun Temple, and they said they wanted to see it very much. I just fulfilled their little wish!"

But the fox girl's hand has already pulled up the rolling pin from the side, and it is about to fall down with the sound of howling wind!

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Wang Long lifted up the little fat dragon, stood in front of him, and shouted four words: "It's big for Chinese New Year!"

call--

The wind stopped abruptly.

The rolling pin stopped three inches in front of Xiao Feilong's forehead, and it was so frightened that it quickly arched its claws, bowed again and again, and at the same time yelled: "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh..."

After calling for a long time, Wang Longqi translated: "It said... Gong Xi Fa Cai."

...

There was a commotion outside, and the little koi jumped out of the kitchen and shouted, "Come and eat dumplings!"

"Eat dumplings, eat dumplings... I love dumplings the most! There is nothing better than dumplings!"

Wang Longqi hurriedly pulled Xiao Feilong, and the dog sneaked away together.

After the expansion of Deyun Temple, there is also a hall outside the kitchen, where a large dining table can be set up. It's not like before, only the master and apprentice can have dinner around the stove. At this time, a large table was set up in the hall, with all kinds of delicious food and wine on the table, it looked like a New Year's Eve dinner for a wealthy family.

Both the master and the apprentice can now be regarded as getting rid of poverty and becoming rich.

Li Maoqing and Yu Qi'an came hand in hand. On New Year's Eve, the atmosphere between the two stinky chess baskets was no longer as hostile as it used to be, and everything from demeanor to dialogue was very peaceful.

"Guanzhu Yu's technique of transforming the demon into a demon is really ingenious." Li Maoqing praised.

"Li Guoshi's Great Harmony of Heaven and Earth is also practiced to perfection, ha ha." Yu Qi'an smiled with his beard.

Full of the demeanor of a master, it is really like two national players competing for advice.

After everyone was seated, Wanli Feisha raised his wine glass.

"Let me mention one first." He smiled proficiently: "Taurus celebrates the new year, saying goodbye to the old and ushering in the new. On this great day of universal celebration, we, a group of orphans, gather here..."

"Hey, I still have a father!" Wang Longqi quickly stopped him.

"Seventh Young Master, you..." Wanli Feisha sighed, "You don't quite fit in."

"Shut up, you." The fox girl dragged him to sit down.

"Hurry up and eat the dumplings, I made all the dumplings today!" The little koi said with a smile.

Hearing this, Li Chu's heart skipped a beat, and he had an ominous premonition...

So he ate very carefully.

Sure enough, after only eating two, his mouth thumped and he bit a hard object.

When I spit it out, it turned out to be a copper coin.

Fortunately, it wasn't fish scales, he let out a long sigh of relief.

"Hee hee, wrapping copper coins in dumplings is a tradition here." The little koi smiled and said, "Those who eat it will get rich in the coming year."

"It's a wonderful blessing." Li Chu nodded sincerely.

"Well……"

Everyone was congratulating on getting rich, when Li Maoqing hesitated again.

"I'm going to get rich too?" The national teacher took out something with a smile, "Huh?"

What I saw in his hand was a piece of white fish scales...

"What is this?" He looked terrified.

"This is also our tradition here." Wang Longqi, who had suffered during the Mid-Autumn Festival, said with a wicked smile.

"That's right!" The fox girl said, "Dumplings are filled with fish scales, and those who eat them...have more than a year."

"Huh?" The national teacher looked suspicious, "This is the first time I heard..."

"That's right."

Everyone nodded again and again, and hurriedly spoke auspicious words to Li Maoqing.

Yu Qi'an said: "There are many peach blossoms!"

Wang Longqi said: "Give birth to a precious son early!"

The little koi said: "A lot of good luck!"

Duran said: "The longer you live, the younger you are!"

Wanli Feisha said: "Happy family!"

Li Chudao: "Gong Xi Fa Cai!"

Xiao Feilong said: "Hey!"

Happy New Year! ! !