I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Strange?" Li Chu asked, "Where is it weird?"

"It's weird because it's weird...it's been very calm all the time, but it boils in a blink of an eye, and then a woman's head emerges, and the flowing hair is like kelp in a hot pot..."

Chen Huaji recalled that scene, for some reason, as he spoke, his face suddenly turned red, "That woman's face is very beautiful, with flaming red lips, and her breasts are so plump..."

"Then what?"

Li Chu saw that he was going off topic, so he tried to correct him.

"The chest must be followed by the waist. She happens to be wearing a dress that reveals her waist. That little white waist is amazing! The waist and then..."

Chen Huaji was talking enthusiastically, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of Li Chu looking at him with vacant eyes, and immediately realized that the "then" that Li Chu wanted to hear might not be the "then" he said...

He quickly straightened his face and continued to speak: "In addition to this woman, there are other people coming in from the cave one after another. I used to hide in the ground and observe with my spiritual sense. Later, more people came in, and I didn't even have a spiritual sense." If you dare to stick out, you can only eavesdrop vaguely, and you dare not show your figure."

Li Chu nodded, Chen Huaji's approach was correct. This guy was already good at escaping, coupled with being so cautious, no wonder nothing happened when he was in danger.

Chen Huaji continued:

"Then the beauty came out of the water..."

"And he said, 'That goblin is really powerful, I accidentally fell for her way'."

"Others said, 'Just grab her and you'll get the job done'."

"Someone asked her, 'Why so careless'?"

"She replied, 'A piece of trash with zero bar and four has the face to scream'."

"The man said in a low voice, 'I just asked, it doesn't mean anything else. Stop scolding, please...' It sounds very aggrieved."

"Afterwards, I also heard from them that after three days, the captured person can be thrown into the furnace to make medicine. I think it is some kind of blood sacrifice method. There are more and more people there, and I dare not continue to hide After going down, I left quietly. After I got out of the Shadow Cave, I didn’t even go back to the station, and came to you all the way like lightning.”

Li Chu's gaze was firm, "If a living person is arrested and sacrificed, then we must rescue him."

"Little Daoist Li will never let me down." Seeing Li Chu offering to help, Chen Huaji immediately said, "As expected of the combination of kindness and chivalry, the embodiment of wisdom and beauty..."

"Wait a minute, I'm leaving now."

Li Chu didn't listen to him anymore, turned around and walked to the backyard.

Old Du has been bored in the house for too long, and he has to be taken out for activities.

When going out to do missions, it is necessary to have someone who knows the basics to help. Although there are many living creatures in Deyun Temple, there are not many for Li Chu to choose from.

Although the little koi is invincible in luck, after all, it lacks substantial means of fighting... The level of intelligence has always been in doubt.

Wanli Feisha can only run away, and its effect is limited...

The fox girl is indeed of relatively high comprehensive quality, and she once accompanied Li Chu to travel all over the world. It's just that I went to school recently, and it's not convenient to travel far.

Between Lao Du and Xiao Feilong...

Although Lao Du's various indicators are a little weaker, he has gained a lot of points for being able to speak the human language, and he has defeated Xiao Feilong who can only "嗐嗐嗐".

...

After leaving Deyun Temple, Chen Huaji whistled and called down a big bird with blue feathers from the sky. This is a local spiritual bird he bought in Tiannan State, and he relies on it when traveling between the two states.

The three of them got on the back of Cangyiao together, although it was a bit difficult, they still took off slowly. Anyway, the Shadow Cave can only be approached at night, so there is no need to worry.

"It's there."

After flying for a while, Chen Huaji pointed out, and the bird landed in a big mountain. It can be vaguely seen that there is a winding river with a silver belt in the mountain, and the three of them landed here.

"The Shadow Cave is on the opposite hillside."

Chen Huaji stood in the bushes and looked left and right, "Let's find a good place to hide and wait for the night to fall."

Lao Du also knows that his responsibility as an assistant is to solve all worries for the master, so that the master can deal with the evil without distraction.

So he looked around carefully, thought for a moment, and asked: "Chen Shaoxia, the phantom cave you mentioned...huh?"

When he turned around, he found that Chen Huaji had disappeared before he finished speaking.

Li Chu knew Chen Huaji's temper, after all, it wasn't the first day they worked together. And he has mind and eye skills, he can feel Chen Huaji's breath.

He pointed to a nearby tree, "Chen Huaji is there."

"Oh." Lao Du nodded, and asked the tree: "Chen Shaoxia, is the ghost hole you mentioned, is it wet?"

Sure enough, Chen Huaji's voice sounded from the tree: "This place is close to the river, and there is also groundwater, so the soil quality is quite humid."

"Okay," Lao Du nodded, and said, "It's dark and humid, and there must be many snakes and insects. There are a lot of Gu poison in the southern border, so we have to guard against it. Come, master, sprinkle some insect repellent powder on your body."

Li Chu nodded.

After a while, Old Du suddenly turned his head and asked the tree, "Chen Shaoxia..."

"He's there." Li Chu suddenly pointed to the stone beside him.

"Ah?" Old Du looked at the bluestone.

Sure enough, Chen Huaji's voice came from above: "Yes, Daoist Du. It's safer to change positions regularly."

"Okay, I want to ask..." Old Du asked again: "Is the Shadow Cave you mentioned narrow?"

"Huh?" Chen Huaji was asked strangely by him, but he still replied: "Last time I sneaked in underground, so I didn't pay much attention. But...it seems to be quite narrow, probably only one person can pass through. "

"Oh, this is not good. Only one person can pass, the master must go in front, then I will be in the rear. If there is danger behind, then I may not be able to resist it. If the master turns around and draws the sword, then I may not It will block the master. Master, how about this, let's discuss it. Once there is danger in the rear, I will shout and fall to the ground immediately, and you can leave me alone and use the sword directly."

Lao Du pondered for a long time, then continued.

"Yes." Li Chu agreed.

After a while, Lao Du asked again: "Chen Shaoxia, where are you?"

"I'm still here." Chen Huaji's voice came from the bluestone again.

"Eh?" Old Du wondered, "Why didn't you change positions this time?"

"It changes from time to time, so people can't figure it out." Chen Huaji said with a chuckle.

Duranke said again: "I want to ask, is it hot in the Shadow Cave you said?"

"..."

This time, Chen Huaji was silent for a while, before replying after a long while: "Daoist Master Du, the Shadow Cave you asked about... is it serious?"

Li Chu ignored their strange conversation, but used his mind and eyes to monitor the surrounding situation.

In an instant, you can have a panoramic view of the "Qi" in a radius of tens of miles.

As the saying goes, Southern Border has been a land of demons and evils since ancient times, and it really is true.

As far as he could see, there were at least dozens of monsters' auras. It's just that these monsters are still lurking in the mountains, so he has no intention of taking action.

At this moment, several strong auras suddenly erupted in the distance, which seemed to be mixed with some familiar things, which attracted his attention.

...

boom--

A huge palm suddenly broke through the ground.

A black lightning-like light flashed in front of him, narrowly passing through the gap between the five fingers of the palm, narrowly avoiding the grip.

However, this is just the beginning.

In just an instant, another equally huge palm sprang out from behind this giant palm, more than ten feet long and nearly ten feet wide, pressing down like an overwhelming sky.

And there are five palms like this one in total this time!

Bang——

The giant palm fell to the ground with a bang, the black lightning flashed through the first and second blows, but still did not escape the third blow, and was slapped hard on the ground. The fourth palm fell heavily, and then the fifth palm ...

"Thousand-Handed Demon! Stop hitting! Stop hitting!"

An eager cry sounded in the sky, "If you hit him again, you will be killed, this black-light marten will have to live!"

A figure came down in a hurry, and it was revealed that it was the Medicine Master Demon.

And in the field where the smoke and dust cleared, there stood a figure who looked like a young man with a rebellious face.

He was wearing a strange costume that looked like a piece of golden silk, with his shoulders and arms bare. At this time, besides one pair of hands, there were actually six arms stretched out from behind his back!

One of them was several times bigger than the others, holding a small black beast, already dying.

"Shut up, I don't need you to teach me what to do." Thousand-Handed Demon glanced at Medicine Master Demon disdainfully, "How can I catch it without beating it to death?"

"Is this half-dead?" Pharmacist Demon was also quite annoyed, "There is only this black light mink in a radius of tens of miles. If you kill it, you will delay the opening of the resurrection potion. When the city lord blames it, who will bear the responsibility? ?”

"Of course it's you trash." The Thousand-Handed Demon spat out a few words coldly, "Zero bar four..."

"Enough!" Yao Shimo was so anxious that he almost jumped up.

Those who were born in the devil's soil naturally don't have a good temper. Except for the bone demon who restrained a little, the rest of them have been sneering at the medicine master demon these days, and he is also holding back his anger.

"How many times have I explained that it's not my fault, it's the little Taoist who targeted me..." He was furious.

"Come on." The Thousand-Handed Demon sneered, "We all feel that it is not certain whether there is such a little Taoist priest. Extremely handsome... extremely powerful... and extremely young... how can there be such a person in the world? People still stare at you every day? Maybe you just made up such a person to cover up your incompetence!"

"Fart! Why did I invent someone to lie to you? You are spreading rumors! I can sue you!"

"Hehe." The Thousand-Handed Demon waved his hand, "Is it possible to be killed by the same person four times without knowing who he is? You should find him. If you really find him, I will kill him alone for you Revenge, can you?"

"you you……"

Medicine Master Mo pointed at the Thousand-Handed Demon, wanting to spray it back, but felt powerless to say anything.

When there is zero bar and four, the breathing is wrong.

After pausing for a long time, he stomped his feet and snatched the sable.

"Give me the sable, and I won't be with you anymore!" he shouted angrily.

Unexpectedly, the moment the Black Light Sable was in his hands, he suddenly opened his eyes. This little beast, which was still on the verge of dying, suddenly burst out with a huge force.

It was also because Medicine Master Demon's cultivation level was not as good as before, so he failed to restrain it, but was bitten on the wrist by it, with an ouch.

Whoosh.

The little beast turned into a black light again and flew out.

"You..." The Thousand-Handed Demon suddenly widened his eyes.

"Hurry up and chase!" Medicine Master Mo also stared, and stopped the other party from exhaling fragrance.

Just when the two were in a hurry, a flying fire meteor fell from the sky.

boom--

"Huh?" Medicine Master Mo blinked, "This flame...why does it look familiar?"

Immediately, Li Chu walked out from the smoke.

He sensed the demonic aura emanating from Medicine Master Demon and Thousand Hands Demon in the process of chasing the Black Light Sable, and vaguely felt familiar, so he came to confirm.

Medicine Master Mo was surprised.

Not a little preparedness and no trace of worry.

You appear like this again...

Li Chu was also a little surprised when he looked at Medicine Master Demon opposite him.

It was really him.

How many times is this? It seems that as long as I come to Southern Border, I will definitely run into him.

The world is so big why we always meet...

Is it fate? Is it God's will?

One person and one demon looked at each other, confirming their eyes.

Thousand Hands Demon was out of the situation, but he had heard Medicine Master Demon's description of the little Taoist priest who killed him several times before, and when he saw Li Chu's face at this moment, he was half right.

extremely handsome...

Looking at Medicine Master Demon's expression again, it seemed that the other half was also matched.

So he asked, "Is this the little Taoist priest who killed you?"

"Yes." Medicine Master Mo nodded and regained his senses.

He was very panicked at first, but after thinking about it... I'm already at zero, what else am I afraid of?

On the contrary, the Thousand-Handed Demon beside him has never died once, and every time he stands there and makes sarcastic remarks. Let him experience the strength of the little Taoist priest this time, and I believe he will be much quieter in the future.

See if you spray me again in the future?

Thinking of this, Medicine Master Mo showed a smug smile on his face.

Looking at his weird smile, Li Chu couldn't help but fell into deep thought. The price of his resurrection...could it be because of his poor IQ?

Then, Yao Shimo smiled proudly and said to Thousand Hands Demon: "Don't you guys believe that this little Taoist exists? Go beat him, go."

"Um?"

Thousand Hands Demon was stunned, not understanding what happened to Yao Shimo's sudden arrogance...

No matter how strong this little Taoist priest is... why are you so proud?

"Oh, you are the only one who can spray this and that every day, as if you are so powerful. Go, go, kill him alone, and I will call you father when you come back."

Medicine Master Mo hugged his shoulders, curled his mouth, shook his legs, and tapped his left foot rhythmically on the ground.

It looks like a little fox with a big tiger standing in front of it.

Qianshoumo silently scolded his insanity in his heart, and set his sights on Li Chu.

Although he couldn't feel his cultivation, judging from the fact that he lost his mind on the spot when he landed on the Medicine Master Demon, this little Taoist priest was definitely not simple.

So the Thousand-Handed Demon raised his hands, picked up the seal formula, and said in a warning tone: "Don't ask for trouble."

Li Chu also drew out his sword.

Since this person is standing with Medicine Master Demon, he is probably not a good person. Li Maoqing said before that there are eight demons in the city of killing immortals, and it may be one of them.

The words of Medicine Master Mo on the other side further confirmed his guess.

Seeing Yao Shimo shaking his shoulders over there, he said: "Little Daoist, you can kill him with a sword. This is a villain full of evil, he is much worse than me! I just practiced for a year and a half. It's just a medicine. This guy has thousands of hands, each of which was snatched from someone else! Everyone who has his hands snatched by him will also be tortured to death by him! You see, he doesn't speak, just acquiescing gone."

"Shut up!" The Thousand-Handed Demon couldn't bear it anymore and shouted angrily.

"What? You dare not admit it in front of the Taoist leader?" Medicine Master Mo was triumphant.

"What can I dare not admit?!" The Thousand-Handed Demon said angrily, "Not only have I killed thousands of people and robbed tens of thousands of hands, I'm going to kill that little Taoist priest, even his The hand was also snatched! If you don’t believe me, just wait!”

"Yo yo, hurry up."

You come and go between two people, passionately facing each other.

On Li Chu's side, he could hear clearly, and it was obvious that there was internal strife on the other side. The attention of the two of them was no longer on themselves, so they just pushed over.

So he raised his sword.

"Roar--"

A red dragon roared out!

Hearing the sound of breaking wind, the Thousand-Handed Demon truly realized the seriousness of the problem. But it was too late to say anything at this time, he held the seal with both hands firmly, and shouted: "Block!"

Bang——

During the explosion, thousands of pairs of arms indeed appeared out of thin air!

Among them are not only human arms, but also the front paws of wild beasts. The common point is that all of them are thick and strong, extremely powerful!

Thousands of hands instantly formed an extremely solid shield!

Compared with the mighty red dragon, its scale seems to be insufficient.

but……

boom--

Melts at the touch.

The red dragon melted all the arms in an instant, and even the figure of the thousand-handed demon turned into a black shadow under the bright sun, and it was destroyed in less than half a second.

The smoke dissipated.

"Tch, it will break when you touch it." Medicine Master Mo snorted disdainfully.

After ridiculing, he looked up at Li Chu again, and praised: "Good kill, Xiao Daoist."

"Thank you." Li Chu thanked politely.

Then……

The atmosphere was quiet for a while.

Medicine Master Mo slowly raised his head again, as if he realized what was waiting for him next. But after going through so many times, he is no longer the youthful self he was at the beginning.

I saw the pharmacist Mo Da La La open his arms, like a son and daughter of the rivers and lakes who are generous to die.

"Come on, follow the process or kill directly?"