I Can’t Be a Sword God

Li Chu got the talisman without delay, and went to Wang's house first, after all, this was the only important thing.

When he saw Wang Longqi, he asked, "Where's your father?"

"One is sleeping, two are playing chess, and one is fishing in the pond in the backyard." Wang Longqi replied naturally.

Li Chudao: "Let your father come and gather."

"Is there a way?" Wang Long Qiyi was happy, and immediately smiled to inform his fathers.

After Wang Longqi's father arrived.

Li Chu then turned a piece of talisman into a bowl of talisman water, and poured a little on each of the four. Because the four king shopkeepers all think that they are real, so they don't resist.

really.

As soon as three of the shopkeepers were splashed with the talisman water, they immediately melted into a puddle of muddy water.

Seeing this scene, people can't help but marvel at Li Maoqing's methods again.

The remaining mess of the Wang family is naturally not under the control of the Taoist priests. Li Chu and the others greeted Wang Longqi and left on their own.

Back to Shilipo again, just in time for the little koi and the fox girl to come back hand in hand.

It turned out that Yu Qi'an enrolled them in the school in the town a few days ago, and the little koi went to school for a while, and the fox girl went to school as soon as she came back from Shenluo City.

Now Deyun Temple has a very good reputation in Yuhang Town, even if they know that they are a pair of goblins, no one rejects them.

Especially the little koi, it is said that all the classmates who sit close to her will meet good things, and everyone is vying to play with her.

Li Chu was very happy about this. After all, no matter how poor you are, you cannot have poor education.

If Xiao Feilong didn't really know how to speak human language, he would have wanted to send the child to school too.

However, although you don't have to go to school, you still have to read books.

After all, a certain sage surnamed Lu once said that raising a dragon without studying is worse than raising a pig.

Ever since.

Just back from playing with Wanli Feisha by the river, a certain dragon cub with a muddy face, a fish in its right paw, and a silly grin was suddenly locked on by Li Chu's peaceful eyes.

Xiao Feilong was shocked.

wrong.

This look is very wrong.

run away!

It turned around and was about to run, but the devil's little Taoist's lock was something that it, a poor, helpless baby dragon, could dodge.

In the next second, Li Chu appeared in front of it in a flash.

Little Fatty Dragon's chubby figure froze for a moment, paused for a few seconds, then... smiled and picked up the few live fish he had caught, and handed them to Li Chu, "Hey!"

Flattery.

Li Chu didn't appreciate it, grabbed its horns and dragged it into the house, and said to Lao Du: "From now on, set a few hours of study time for it every day, and teach it to read and understand. It doesn't matter if it progresses faster. With its IQ, should be able to learn independently soon."

"Alright." Old Du immediately agreed.

"I want to learn too." Wanli Feisha said suddenly.

In fact, he is also very envious of the little koi and the others who can go to school, but he is a bit older and embarrassed to go together.

Although seriously counting, those two are much older than him——humans and demons are not the same algorithm after all.

Li Chu looked at Wanli Feisha, but was a little surprised at his ambition. But thinking about it, with his mind, he probably suffered from being uneducated.

So Li Chu said to Lao Du: "Then teach Lao Sha together... This way the progress may have to be slowed down, let Baby Thunder Dragon accommodate him."

Wanli Feisha: "..."

Although I was very upset, I couldn't find any reason to refute.

At first, Li Chu was a little uncomfortable with the excitement in the Taoist temple. After all, for a long period of time, there were only two masters and apprentices here.

Moreover, the members who were added later were all children at heart, and they made a lot of trouble.

Yu Qi'an's attitude towards the children is to let them go, and he will always sit there and watch with a smile.

Only Lao Du is not ashamed of his appearance, has a mature and prudent attitude, and disciplines them like an elder from time to time.

However, his seniority is the lowest in the entire Deyun view...

In the dead of night, he also thought about whether these people in De Yunguan were human or not, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... Then he took a deep breath.

Rank up yourself.

Can't think about it.

...

After two days of peaceful days, another guest came to the Taoist temple.

A regular customer.

"Chen Huaji?"

Although he hadn't seen him for many days, Li Chu recognized the person who came by relying on his familiar tongue coating.

Chen Huaji, the Xuanyi guard of Chaotian Que, with ordinary appearance, quick eyes, thick nostrils, and thick tongue coating, showed a warm and innocent smile when he saw Li Chu.

"Xiao Daoist Li, I miss you to death!"

He flicked his tongue away as soon as he came up, "I heard that you went to Shenluo City some time ago, and I was worried that I would not see you this time, what should I do? I didn't expect that I would run into it. This is really fate."

"Brother Chen." Li Chu quietly pushed the teacup over, "Let's talk about something."

Ever since Chen Huaji got acquainted with him when he was robbed of the prison, he had done several things together, so he was considered an old acquaintance, so Li Chu didn't treat him politely at all.

"Okay." Chen Huaji sneered, and said, "I really want to ask Daoist Li for help this time."

"But it doesn't matter." Li Chu raised his hand.

"It's like this... because what I committed last time was too bad. Although I was imprisoned for many days and later showed that I made up for it, the sect still sent me to southern Xinjiang." Chen Huaji scratched his head. , said.

What he committed was when he robbed the prison to save Miss Xiaoliu.

Although it was later confirmed that it was an own goal and did not cause much loss, it was still very bad. Not expelling him directly from the court is already quite benevolent.

So later he worked very hard to participate in several cases. For example, when Li Chu was leveling in the Jiangnan Palace, he was always with him...to make records.

In the end, the matter was settled, and Chen Huaji's punishment was to send him to Qitian City's station in southern Xinjiang.

"You may not know it. In our Chaotian Que, being sent to Tiannan Prefecture is almost equivalent to giving up on you completely." Chen Huaji pouted, pitifully.

Because Tiannan Qijia never allowed other people's hands to reach into their arms.

So Chaotianque only symbolically built seven resident offices in seven prefectural cities, and each resident office has only a few people, just a formality.

Even if there is a conspiracy in Tiannan Prefecture, it will not be Chao Tianque's turn to deal with it. According to the rules, people from the Tiannan Seven Families will take action.

Therefore, it is almost impossible for the Chaotianque disciples in Tiannan Prefecture to have tasks, and it is unlikely to have credit, and no one respects them, which is equivalent to being thrown into the cold palace.

Considering Chen Huaji's previous mistakes, it's not surprising that he got this kind of treatment.

"You don't know how hard it is to live there..." Chen Huaji recalled bitterly: "There is nothing to do every day... There is nothing to do... When I first arrived, the three colleagues welcomed me warmly, because finally We can get together to play mahjong..."

"We play mahjong during the day... play hot pot at night...play during the day and eat at night...the only difference between each month is the day when the salary is paid, we go to the brothel together..."

"It sounds like..." Yu Qi'an at the stone table interrupted, "It's a pretty good day?"

"Indeed." Li Chu also nodded.

"It's not bad for an unmotivated trash." Chen Huaji sighed.

"Then are you self-motivated?" the old Taoist asked suspiciously.

"Not at all." Chen Huaji shook his head without hesitation.

"That's enough." The old Taoist spread his hands, "What's so bad about being a waste?"

"It's pretty good... But if there is a chance to leave, I still have to work hard." Chen Huaji smiled, "I have been there for less than three months, and a once-in-a-lifetime event happened."

"Our station actually received a conspiracy!"

"With all the seven resident offices in Tiannan Prefecture added up, you may not be able to encounter a case in two years. I met them not long after I went there. Several colleagues said that I was lucky and gave me a chance to make meritorious service. Then Let me handle this matter.”

"But this tricky case is still a bit tricky." Chen Huaji frowned and said, "I found out... I might not be able to handle it. If I ask my colleagues to help or ask someone from above, then I won't be credited alone. When the time comes It may not be possible to transfer away from Tiannan Prefecture. There are no other sects in Tiannan Prefecture, and if you want to find help, you can only find Tiannan Qijia, then I will be ashamed of Chaotianque."

"After thinking about it, I thought of you." Chen Huaji looked at Li Chu, and stuck out his tongue again, "In my heart, there is no one more trustworthy than you!"

"Hey——" Li Chu raised his hand, motioning for him to lick it again, "Let's talk about the conspiracy first, and it happens that my master is here, so you can listen to it."

"Okay." Chen Huaji nodded repeatedly.

"That's right, this conspiracy happened in a manor in a small town outside Qitian City in Southern Xinjiang." He slowly explained.

"This manor has been abandoned for a long time. The owner's family has been an official in the court for many years. A while ago, the owner was old and came home from work. He wanted to come back to the old house to live again for a while. Only then did he find the whole manor It's dilapidated."

"And what's strange is that the garden is not only broken, but also hangs the corpses of many wild cats and dogs. I don't know what kind of pervert is killing them inside."

"He ordered people to clean it, but who knows, someone hanged himself in the manor the next day! It was the servant who was watching the night inside."

"It's just a murder case. The master didn't think much about it. He thought it was a murder, so he sent more people to watch the night. Unexpectedly, the next day, all the people who participated in the night watch were found hanged everywhere in the manor!"

"That's when they suspected that it was the work of evil spirits. The old master had been in the court for many years, he was loyal and upright, and refused to ask the Tiannan Qi Family for help, but insisted on asking me to handle the case."

"So on the third day, I dismissed their night watch team and escaped into the manor alone, trying to find out what the evil spirit was..."

"Young hero is so brave." Yu Qi'an gave a compliment.

"Hey..." Chen Huaji smiled shyly, and after a while, he said, "Well, I actually watched from the top of the wall and didn't dare to step in. I also made up my mind that if things don't go well, I turn around and run away."

"Of course, it's not important. What's important is that I haven't noticed anything unusual since I waited until midnight, and I'm about to start yawning..." Chen Huaji's voice gradually lowered, "Suddenly, there was a clattering sound. The crow fell into the garden."

"Before I could react, I heard the crow make a particularly miserable cry! When I turned my head, I saw a horrifying scene."

His pupils contracted again and again, apparently from the lingering fear.

"What?" Yu Qi'an hurriedly asked curiously.

"one eye!"