I Can’t Be a Sword God

This book will be tweeted tomorrow, and the editor asked me to prepare a tweet testimonial as usual a few days ago.

In fact, I don’t think there is much to say. I used to read books at the starting point, and I felt that Dafeng Tui seemed very popular. After becoming an author, I feel that there will be more than 300 books in this position a year, which is nothing special.

But the editor said it after all, if I don't write it, it seems that I don't give him face.

If I wrote it, it would appear that I surrendered.

As strong as I am.

snort.

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So I figured that this volume would just end today, and I wrote the summary at the end of the volume and the testimonials together, so that the number of words would be more, and the editor would feel my strong enthusiasm.

(Definitely not perfunctory.)

It's still the old rules, just ignore me if you don't like to watch Baier (no money anyway).

Now looking back at my experience in the past six months, it was really like a dream.

As I mentioned before, I quarreled with the leader, resigned in a rental house, and started a book out of boredom, and suddenly became a full-time author.

There are still people who doubt whether I am a newcomer, but there is nothing to say. As long as someone can find a novel I used to write that exceeds 200,000 words, I can take half a bottle of laxative and stand on my head for two hours.

In fact, I used to write more than 100,000 words, and it seemed that there were only one or two books, and the others were basically cut at 30,000 to 50,000 words. Except for a popular category of martial arts, I haven't made any other recommendations.

So this book can indeed be regarded as my first book in the true sense. It is a bit disillusioned to think that it will be published on the big page tomorrow.

If there are achievements, the ones to thank most are naturally the readers, and they can only be readers, and will always be readers.

It is a very happy thing that the things I write can be liked by others.

As the song says:

To talk about being close, the sky is not close. The sky has the sun, the moon and the stars. The sun and the moon shuttle to make people old and take away so many people in the world.

When it comes to being close to the ground, the ground is not considered close. The ground grows and everything is like gold. How many years have been fighting for fame and fortune, look at the old tomb after looking at the new tomb.

It is not considered a relationship to say that parents are close, and the two elders cannot live forever. The house full of sons and daughters couldn't keep it, and there were tears of rain and tears in a handful of loess.

Saying that friends are close is not considered close. Friends are strangers. If the heart is not enough, the snake swallows the elephant, and the friend who turns his face is the enemy.

To say dear, dear readers, readers and authors are heart-to-heart~~

I remember that there was an old saying in the early years, there is no gentleman who does not support artists.

Yesterday, I went to Saibei in the wind and snow, and today I went to the south of the Yangtze River, and peach and apricot are competing for spring~

I advise everyone, don't indulge in wine, sex and wealth, and don't indulge in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling.

If you have nothing to do, come to the starting point and read a novel for a while to relax.

Hold your fists together and respect everyone.

May you attract wealth and treasure, and make money every day——

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The part of closing the tweet testimonials is over, and the following is the summary at the end of the volume.

well.

In fact, there is not much to say, it is still the same, the first volume, the second volume, and the third volume, in fact, my writing style has been changing, and the desired effect has always been different.

With the same tone, what I want to do is getting more and more difficult.

In fact, after the first two volumes are finished, if I continue to go to the door for one thing, solve it, take stock of the harvest, and then repeat the pattern, I am already very proficient. At least it should be no problem to write a million words like this. It’s not that you don’t have a bottom line and always worry about your grades.

But I just think it's boring to always have a routine. If readers feel that the routine is repeated, it will be really boring. Although many successful examples tell me that the advantages of doing this outweigh the disadvantages, at least it can stabilize the basic market without the danger of collapse.

But after all, I'm just starting out, the first book, I don't want to try it now, when will I try it? Once a person's thinking is rigid, it is difficult to change.

In the third volume, I wanted to engage in that kind of big conspiracy, and then push back and let the protagonist deconstruct it step by step.

Similar to the feeling of Di Renjie, the god of the Dragon King, and Chang'an Twelve Hours, smashing a big conspiracy in a city.

But still, an invincible protagonist, no matter where he goes, the villain's style of painting is difficult to be serious, especially if there are spoof parts.

So the overall feeling is still the same as before, completely different from what I imagined, but the effect seems to be okay. At least some chapters I read back by myself, and I can laugh with relish.

As an author himself, it is quite rare.

Now I have also seen it, and I will no longer expect to be able to control everything. What I'm doing now is like a science experiment, mix a few things together, shake it, and wait until it comes out to know the effect.

For example, the forthcoming volume 4.

Because the third volume is mainly about the conspiracies and calculations among people in the rivers and lakes, the fourth volume wants to talk more about ghosts, ghosts and foxes, and focus on writing some evil and weird things.

Mix invincible flow, nonsense, suspense, thriller, folklore, ethics, homophonic stalk... Mix these things together, bong, and see what comes out.

What I want now may be the feeling of old Hong Kong ghost movies in the 1980s and 1990s, but I can't guarantee what will happen in the end, so I just write and watch.

Anyway, they are all short plots, and if the effect is not good, just end it as soon as possible.

Because it is a serial, the state really has ups and downs. Sometimes I feel that my thoughts are springing up, and sometimes it is difficult to write a single word.

So I often feel a little helpless when someone says something is not well written.

Just like recently I rolled down the stairs. It has been more than ten days, and my ankle is still swollen. I dare not walk or go downstairs... In fact, I feel very uncomfortable every day. If I don’t go out to breathe, I will suffocate to death. But if you still have to insist on updating, your thinking will be a bit boring.

Eh.

But there is no good way.

(Unknowingly wrote another chapter)

above.

Finally, thank you all.

Sincere thanks to every reader.

Good night.