I Can’t Be a Sword God

It's not too late.

The door of Deyun's view has been closed.

But the noise, shouting and roaring outside could still be clearly heard...

Li Chu's performance in Xie Shirong's first show was really "bright".

Xie Shirong, as the number one oiran in Shenluo City, has never experienced such an embarrassing moment since his debut. He immediately wished he could use his big toe to dig out a two-bedroom and one living room to live in, and then walk away from the city along the sewer.

And her fans in the audience were all boiling.

You support Wei Jiangli.

Then you snatched the hydrangea from the sky, went up to perform on the same stage with Miss Xie, what were you doing?

Are you playing?

It was also difficult for Li Chu to explain to them.

So all kinds of conspiracy theories are rampant, and many people suspect that Li Chu is a card played by Wei Jiangli, just to destroy Xie Shirong's debut.

Although Li Chu left quickly, someone found the Taoist temple where he practiced and blocked him at the door of his house.

Of course, most of these angry people are men.

Take a certain rich second generation surnamed Bai who mixed in the crowd as an example.

Most of the girls in Shenluo City saw Li Chu for the first time. At that time, it was like a primitive man seeing fire for the first time, and his cold and lonely heart suddenly found a place of refuge.

They also approached Deyun in groups, wanting to have a good talk with Daoist Li about their ideals in life.

Regardless of the former or the latter, it is not something that the little Deyun can bear.

And as the door of Deyun's view was closed, the two inevitably collided. For a time, the gender antagonism in Shenluo City was unprecedentedly fierce.

And the instigator of all this, an ordinary little Taoist priest is sitting in the front hall of the Taoist temple, accepting the scrutiny of everyone.

"I'm just telling the truth."

Li Chu looked innocent.

"I'm telling the truth..." Duranke said with a bitter face, "Master, we have fallen into the vast ocean of the people."

"The person is at the scene, to be honest, it is Li Chu. If I change someone, I will be angry." Wang Longqi hugged his shoulders, and the old god said on the ground.

"The sense of substitution is very strong. I am already angry for Miss Xie just by listening to it." The fox girl also nodded.

"Hey hey!"

Xiao Feilong also shouted with two fat claws in his mouth.

Wang Longqi translated: "It said that although it doesn't understand what happened, it is also very angry with you. It will consider forgiving you only if you take the initiative to clean the dishes after dinner tonight."

Li Chu: "..."

Duranke frowned, and said again: "I'm a little worried now, whether this incident will have a bad influence on Miss Jiangli. After all, Xie Shirong's fans far exceed the rest, if they boycott Jiangli Girl, maybe..."

"Hey—" Wang Longqi waved his hand next to him, "Don't be so pessimistic, in my opinion, it might be a good thing."

"Um?"

"Because of Li Chu's appearance, half of the girls in Shenluo City saw it. So many Xie Shirong's fans chased after him, why haven't they entered our Taoist temple yet? Maybe they were stopped by those girls. According to what I heard. , In just this afternoon, the "Endangered Little Daoist Li Protection Organization" has been urgently established in the city, shouting slogans such as "There is only one Li Chu" to specifically dismantle all bad behaviors against Li Chu."

Said, Wang Longqi shook his head, his eyes could not help revealing a trace of envy.

"Women are much stronger than those men in this regard. There are such a large group of girls who like you, no matter what wicked things you have done, they can clean you up."

Realizing Li Chu's gaze was staring at him, Wang Longqi hurriedly raised his hand again:

"Of course! We don't need it either. That is to say, if those resisters are really angry with Miss Jiangli, we will let Li Chu go out and sell her badly. Those supporters who are full of sympathy can immediately make Miss Jiangli into a country of flowers." The number one scholar may not be known."

Li Chu pondered for a while, and said: "After all, I am a serious Taoist priest, so it's not good to do these things?"

"Cough." Wang Longqi squeezed out a voice between his teeth: "Three hundred thousand, three hundred thousand..."

"It's not about money." Li Chu raised his face and said solemnly: "But I suddenly realized that I have to make good use of my influence and take on that part of my social responsibilities. If I can properly guide Traffic, to publicize the concept of Deyun Temple, that is good."

Wang Longqi clapped his palms and smiled: "A child can be taught."

Lao Du scratched his head, "What does the master's words mean? Why can't I understand them?"

"Hey." Wang Longqi pulled him aside: "Do you know why he can be a traffic priest and you can't?"

Duran asked, "Isn't it because I'm ugly?"

"Ah." Wang Longqi choked for a moment, paused, then nodded and said: "This is indeed the decisive reason."

"But there is another key point, which is to be able to say a lot of nonsense that sounds very correct without changing your face. These words are actually only two words when translated."

"Get money."

...

After all, the noise outside was still loud with thunder and little rain, but De Yunfen, who had been attacked at night, was still on guard.

As a result, in the middle of the night, a masked black shadow really rushed into the temple.

The person who came here was very vigorous, and his concealment skills were also very good. Under the moonlight, it was almost just a faint black shadow. If it weren't for Li Chu covering the Taoist temple all the time tonight, I'm afraid it would not be so easy to find out.

pity.

As soon as the black shadow sneaked in, Li Chu had already appeared in front of him.

Before he could resist.

Li Chu raised his hand, "Definitely."

Boom.

Immediately, the lights came on, and three big men, Dulanke, Wang Longqi and Xiao Feilong, rushed out with sticks in their hands.

"Say! Who are you?"

"Say! What are you going to do here?"

"Did you come to revenge for Xie Shirong?"

"Not yet!"

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Wang Longqi was furious, picked up Xiao Feilong, and said with a smirk: "I think you need an electric shock."

At this time, Li Chuyi raised his hand and stopped his behavior, "Wait a minute."

"Huh?" Wang Long Qiyi frowned: "Don't be soft-hearted, this kind of person breaks into a private house and refuses to tell the truth, you have to deal with it properly."

"No..." Li Chu shook his head and said, "I mean, why don't I restore his ability to speak before continuing to ask."

"..."

Wang Long muttered and said: "Okay, I will give you this face."

As he spoke, Li Chu raised his hand and untied the acupuncture points on the man's face, allowing him to speak.

The person opened his mouth, and the first thing he said was, "Xiao Daoist Li, please forgive me—"

When Li Chu heard the voice, it sounded familiar. He took off his mask and saw that he had actually seen it before.

The person who came was none other than the descendant of the Yin family who had come to the south of the city to trade with him!

After a while.

Yin Lao San was transferred to the front hall, and honestly explained his plot. Li Chuzhong presided over the trial, Wang Longqi was the deputy judge, and Du Lanke wrote the record.

The fox girl hugged Xiao Feilong while yawning.

"My name is Yin Laosan, and I am the younger brother of the Yin clan chief of this generation." His first sentence said so.

"Then what's your first name?" Duranke stopped writing and asked suddenly.

"My first name is Yin Laosan."

"No one calls that name! You must be lying." Wang Longqi carried Xiao Feilong over: "I think you still need to be shocked."

"No!" Yin Laosan panicked and replied: "My elder brother is called Yin Ru, and my second brother is called Yin Shi, so my first name is Yin Laosan. Is there something wrong?"

"Oh, it's all right then."

"It makes sense."

Everyone was relieved, and Duranke continued to record.

"I'm here to surrender."

Yin Laosan's second sentence attracted everyone's attention again.

"surrender?"

"Yes, I took the initiative to abandon the dark and turn to the bright, and surrendered to Daoist Li." Third Yin's eyes widened, "My elder brother and second brother are crazy, they are going to follow Lord Canghai to destroy Shenluo City!"

"Huh?" Li Chu raised his eyebrows together, and said, "Let's talk about it."

"Okay." Third Yin nodded, and then began to talk.

"Earlier Cang Haijun came to our family and suddenly said that he wanted to cooperate with us. He asked us to build a Xuanyin formation for him, and then he would tell us some information about finding the ancestor Yindi."

"The three of us brothers agreed."

"Because although we don't know his purpose, the family was troubled internally and externally. Only by finding the ancestors can it be possible to revive the former reputation."

"The Great Formation of Xuanyin is a forbidden method in my family's ancestral secret book "Fu Yin Jing". The very sun boy who is the eye of the array."

"The name of your family is somewhat vulgar." Wang Longqi couldn't help complaining.

"Hehe." Yin Lao San smiled sheepishly, and continued, "Later, because of these criminal acts, we had conflicts with Daoist Li. His sense of justice deeply infected me.”

"But after going back, my two elder brothers still insisted on cooperating with Mr. Canghai."

"Later, our stronghold under the mountain grave was taken away by Daoist Li..." As he spoke, he glanced at Li Chu with lingering fear, "Afterwards, we moved to the secret place prepared for us by Lord Canghai."

"There, we learned more about Cang Haijun's plan."

"It turns out...he wants to launch the Xuanyin Great Formation to gather Xuanyin and use it as a bargaining chip in exchange for Xuanwu, one of the Four Elephants!"

Li Chu listened quietly.

"The four elephants all have an extremely powerful innate supernatural power. Xuanwu's strongest supernatural power is called 'Xuanming', which can freeze thousands of miles in one breath!" Yin Laosan said: "Cang Haijun wants to use the great supernatural power of Xuanwu to freeze the ice." Seal the entire city of Shenluo! Once Xuanwu makes a move, no one can stop it."

"This is crazy. At that time, the hundreds of thousands of people in Shenluo City will not have any more lives! Ever since I knew this, I have been very scared."

"Today I had a big quarrel with my two brothers. They insisted on not giving up this cooperation, even if it cost the lives of the whole city."

Yin Lao San looked at Li Chu: "So I made up my mind, I'd like to find Daoist Xiao Li to surrender, and I'm willing to help you dismantle Cang Haijun's plan!"

"I have a question." Wang Longqi said again: "Even if you want to abandon the darkness and turn to the light, you should go to Chaotianque, right? Why did you come to our Taoist temple?"

Third Yin smiled slightly, and there was actually a little pride in his smile.

"I trust Daoist Li even more."

Durant nodded approvingly.

There are many important abilities in life, among which "choosing thighs" must definitely be at the forefront.

A qualified Jianghu person must be familiar with "Choice".

Li Chu pondered for a moment, then nodded slightly: "I believe in you."

"If you really mean it, do me a favor."

...

The hiding place that Lord Canghai prepared for the Yin family was a large warehouse. The location is actually in Shenluo City, even only a few streets away from Chaotianque's residence.

His path is simple.

Earlier, Chao Tianque searched the city for the descendants of the Yin family, but couldn't find them, so it was concluded that the descendants of the Yin family were hiding outside the city.

And it was true at the time.

But now that they have moved back, they just happened to be "black under the lights".

As long as the talisman formation is used to firmly seal the breath and prevent it from leaking out, it is impossible for anyone to find out.

Of course, the occurrence of two or five children is not counted.

Yin Lao San came to the deepest part of the warehouse anxiously, walked into Yin Ru's room, and Yin Shi happened to be there too.

Seeing him coming, Yin Ru stood up and smiled.

Third Yin also hurriedly smiled.

The two brothers had just had a big fight before, but now they looked at each other and smiled, and suddenly the atmosphere became harmonious.

The two said in unison, "Brother (third brother), I figured it out!"

"Um?"

Yin Ru came over and grabbed Yin Laosan's shoulders.

"Third brother, what have you figured out?"

"Eh..." Yin Laosan stammered: "I think...you are right, brother. This time I want to give it a go. Even if I cooperate with Mr. Canghai, it's okay... Besides, I want to see those who were arrested. The body of Xuanyin and the boy of Jiyang, let’s see if they are alright. After all, without them, the formation would not be possible.”

"Haha." Yin Ru said with a smile: "Third brother, why don't you ask me what I figured out?"

"Brother..." Third Yin had no choice but to ask first, "What have you figured out?"

"I think what you said makes some sense. The magic door is indeed powerful, but the little Taoist priests are also really powerful. We are caught in the middle, and it is easy to be smashed accidentally." Yin Ru said: "That's why I just broke it again." I went to find Lord Canghai once."

"I sent him the formation chapter, the body of Xuanyin, and the boy of extreme yang in the "Fu Yin Jing". Haha, I figured it out. What if the family formation is leaked? Never used it once, who cares?"

"Now the big formation is all managed by Cang Haijun's people. Their fight with Chao Tianque and the little Taoist priest will have nothing to do with our family! As long as we leave Shenluo City, we can stay out of it from now on and have nothing to do with it." It doesn't matter!"

"He also told me the information about Emperor Yin as promised, hehe." Yin Ru smiled again, and said in a low voice: "You will never guess what is going on."

Yin Lao San's expression was in stark contrast to his, and he was almost about to cry: "I really didn't expect things to be like this..."

"Huh?" Yin Ru noticed his mistake, "What's wrong with you, third brother?"

"Brother, your method is so good...why didn't you say it earlier?" Yin Lao San said angrily.

"I only thought of it after I quarreled with you, by the way, what did you do just now?" Yin Ru remembered and asked.

"I just..." Yin Laosan slowly raised a walking amulet, and said weakly: "I also went to find someone."

At the same time, there was a polite knock on the door.

Tuk tuk.

Yin Ru stared in surprise, swept over Yin Laosan's hand, then released his consciousness, and glanced outside the door.

As expected, there was a refined and easy-going figure outside the door.

I can't help but say "ohhh" in my heart.

It's over.

Yin Shi next to him also found out who the person outside was, so he stood up abruptly and looked at Yin Laosan.

Surprised and angry:

"It was you who led the Taoist priest here?!"

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