I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Room No. 6, A character?"

A few members of the Chaotianque sect pondered for a while, but they had never heard of such a branch inside. But the house number in this cell is divided into A, B, C, D, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

Ha ha, quite a coincidence.

etc……

Take a closer look, isn't the little Taoist priest wearing a Faro robe?

The previous one was because he was not familiar with it, and the other was because the pharaoh's clothes were really different on Li Chu's body.

When other prisoners wear it, they feel so overwhelmed, so dejected, so devoid of energy...

But when Li Chu wore it, he was so glamorous, so radiant, so handsome...

The white robe blinked and raised his head in surprise: "You...couldn't be a prisoner?"

Li Chu was a little puzzled, why did he ask such a question without confidence?

He admitted directly: "I am."

Everyone in Chaotian Que on the opposite side was even more stunned.

Good guy, so arrogant?

After a pause of two seconds, they raised their spirits one after another and became alert.

The leading white robe frowned and asked, "Who released you?"

"No one." Li Chu shook his head: "I saw someone robbing the prison just now, so I came out to do what is right."

He repeated what he said to the Lion Camel King just now: "It will come out in a flash."

"How is it possible..." The white robe said in a deep voice: "The iron prison in Shenluo City is strictly restricted, and every railing..."

His voice stopped abruptly.

Because Li Chu flashed in front of him.

Appeared in that prison cell.

"Look, I'm sneaking in." Li Chu said calmly, and then said again.

He came to the crowd again, "I flashed out again."

"Ah..." The white-robed man froze for a while before he had to believe what he saw with his own eyes.

He cautiously asked: "So you are... you can leave the prison, but you didn't leave. Instead, you appeared when others came to rob the prison, and killed the criminals who robbed the prison?"

"Yes." Li Chu nodded.

"Where's that gangster?" The white-robed leader asked.

Li Chu pointed to the air in the scorched black hole, where the Chunyang sword was still there.

"Come here right there, it's just that the power of the sword is a bit stronger when it falls...the others are gone."

Li Chu scratched his head. Although the Chunyang Sword is environmentally friendly, the problem of leaving no trace is also a bit troublesome.

After thinking for a while, he pointed to the Lion Camel King inside: "He can testify."

"Huh?" The white-robed commander looked at the Lion Camel King and asked, "Is there such a thing?"

The Lion Camel King suddenly pulled his neck and said loudly: "Yes—"

"Wait a minute..." The white robe suddenly realized a problem, and hurriedly asked: "Aren't you forbidden to carry weapons and magic weapons before entering the iron prison, your sword..."

"I didn't bring it in, I called it just now." Li Chu explained very cooperatively, "It's not needed now, just call it back."

As he spoke, he raised his finger.

"Sword control."

call out--

As he wished, the Chunyang sword returned directly along the original path, returning to its sheath in Deyun Fenguan all the way.

The white-robed leader looked at this scene and thought that he could perform sword control while wearing the Faro suit, which was quite powerful. But this boy seems to be quite easy to talk to, not like some vicious villain...Huh?

etc!

The pupils he looked up suddenly doubled in size.

The voice couldn't help trembling.

"What's going on with this hole?!"

...

The task of going to sea finally fell on Lao Du.

There is no way, the most capable fighter in Deyun's view, except for Li Chu, is actually a silly and fat little dragon.

Further down, there are him and the fox girl.

The two vegetable chickens are evenly matched.

Considering the sophistication of the world, the organization finally decided to send Lao Du to complete this arduous task.

Sakurajima looks for Mai.

Time was running out, so he hired a boat and set off overnight.

Luoying Island was not too far from the mouth of the sea, and the nearby boatmen knew that before dawn, he had already seen the outline of a small island from a distance.

The island is light pink and pear white, and cherry blossoms are still blooming all over the mountains and valleys in winter.

"This Taoist priest, if you really want to go to this island, I will stop here."

Before approaching the beach, the boatman stopped.

"Why?" Duran asked.

"There are immortal masters living on this island, and they never let outsiders get close." The boatman said fearfully, "Anyone who gets close will be beaten. Otherwise, there would be so beautiful flowers blooming on it, and there would not be a large number of people going up to enjoy it." gone?"

beaten?

Duranke thought for a while, maybe the heirs of the Maid God Sect set up a formation to prevent ordinary people from disturbing them, it's normal.

So he nodded: "Then you go back first, I'll just go there by myself."

The boatman turned back.

Duranke rose against the wind and flew leisurely towards Sakurajima. Just as it was about to land on the island, a pure white seagull flew over from behind.

He ignored it and moved on.

When the seagull flew to him without warning, it suddenly stretched out its claws and kicked him hard.

What is even more unexpected is that such a seagull, which is not so unusual in size, actually has great strength!

With this kick on the back of the head, Duranke swished, like a kite with a broken string, and slammed on the sand by the island with a bang, and passed out very neatly.

After the seagull finished the case, the bird's face was full of disdain, and it flapped its wings and left gracefully.

Only the poor old Du was planted there with his head down and his legs up...

...

After the three masters of Chaotianque finished their work, they came to Li Chu's cell together.

"Xiao Daoist Li...are you still used to living here?"

Wei Lao smiled kindly, his whole face was like a wild chrysanthemum flower in full bloom.

"It's okay." Li Chu nodded.

There was still a trace of nervousness in the old Jin's smile, "If there is anything wrong, please tell us, we promise you... we will take care of everything."

Li Chu smiled: "Everyone just needs to investigate clearly as soon as possible and return my innocence. I am absolutely willing to cooperate with the investigation."

"We will definitely pay close attention." Duan Lulong assured: "Xiao Daoist Li killed Bi Fang this time and eased a great crisis. I really can't thank you enough... It's just that the matter of the King of the East China Sea is closely watched. , we can’t just let you go in disregard of the law. And…we have interrogated Cui Ziyong who was with you that day, and his confession is very unfavorable to you.”

"oh?"

Li Chu let out a sigh.

The three bosses on the opposite side seemed to have itchy buttocks at the same time, and they couldn't sit still on the spot.

Duan Lulong quickly raised his hand again: "But don't worry, I will definitely torture him after I go back, and force him to speak in your favor... No, force him to speak a true and powerful confession."

Li Chu nodded slightly again.

The clearer clears himself, and he has never worried about this aspect.

After a long talk, the three big brothers carefully confirmed that Li Chu was not in any mood swings, and then left cautiously.

In fact, after this battle, they also felt that it was pointless to continue to detain Li Chu.

After all, a person who wears a pharaoh with seventy-two seals and can easily open holes in the meteorite prison with just a raise of his hand, does it make much sense where you lock him up?

But the case he was involved in was not simple. If Li Chu himself was willing to cooperate, it would be best to detain him for a period of time before the truth came out.

Before leaving, Elder Wei specially called the new jailer in charge here and asked, "Do you have a good relationship with your father?"

The jailer was confused and replied: "Very well, I have always been a well-known dutiful son in ten miles and eight villages."

"Okay." Wei Lao nodded and said, "Forget about your father for now."

"Huh?" The jailer was taken aback.

Elder Wei pointed to Li Chu's cell, "These days, I've regarded the one inside as your own father, remember?"

...

clatter——

The sound of the waves filled my ears.

Duranke woke up from the cold.

He forcefully pulled his head out of the sand, rubbed the back of his painful head, and muttered, "This dead bird...why is it so strong...and came to sneak attack..."

As soon as the sea breeze blew, Lao Du shivered again.

Then startled.

"Where are my clothes?"

Only then did he realize that the Taoist robe and outer pants on his body were gone, and there was only a layer of close-fitting shorts left on his lower body.

No wonder it's so cold!

While exercising to drive out the cold, he looked around.

I saw a group of wild monkeys frolicking on the cliff over there, and one of them was jumping up and down in Taoist robes.

"Hey!" Old Du was furious: "You monkeys, see if I don't teach you a lesson!"

He got up angrily and walked away against the wind, and he wanted to punish these hozens.

When the monkeys saw him coming, they scratched their ears, laughed strangely, and scattered in all directions.

He chased the monkey in Taoist robe, thinking that he would be able to succeed in just a few breaths, but who would have thought that these monkeys ran and swished, leaving only an afterimage on the ground!

Old Du rushed over and didn't even catch a single monkey hair.

"Wow."

Lao Du was so angry that he wanted to use the sword control technique, only to find that his sword had also been stolen.

He picked up a stone casually, and with all his energy, he threw it viciously!

Whoosh—

But the monkey was nimble, and when he heard the wind behind his head, he dodged suddenly and dodged the blow.

This seemed to wake them up, suddenly a hundred or eighty monkeys poked their heads out from around, and picked up two big stones in their hands.

Lao Du raised his eyebrows, raised his hand and said, "Hey...you don't want it...everyone is here to mess around, so peace is the most important thing."

Whoosh whoosh!

Of course the monkeys would not listen to his reconciliation, and immediately hundreds of stones came crashing down, and they were all extremely powerful!

The birds and beasts on this island obviously have a great chance.

Rao Du, a cultivator of the Divine Harmony Realm, couldn't escape the first round of shooting, and was buried in the middle of a pile of rocks on the spot, making him dizzy.

The monkeys from all directions looked at him and laughed arrogantly together.

When the sea breeze blows, the whole body is cold.

Endless grievances suddenly came to his mind, and Lao Du decided to leave this place and go back to rectify - at least put on some clothes.

But on second thought.

"Master is still suffering in prison, time is running out, how can I retreat." Dulanke gritted his teeth, imagining the torture, forced confession, and torture that Li Chu might encounter... Suddenly he felt angry in his chest.

"Compared to Master, my pain is nothing! You must not be discouraged!"

...

Li Chu looked at the eighteen kinds of dishes in front of him, including meat and vegetables, cold and hot, fried and cooked, candied fruits... everything.

Next to it are colored glass cups and various drinks, such as wine or tea or fruit juice or sugar water...everything.

There is another bookcase on the other side, with paintings and without paintings, clothes and clothes... everything.

And the jailer was still instructing people to move things in, shouted twice, turned around again, and said with a sneer:

"Father... cough, no, Daoist Li. Do you like to listen to music? Do you need to go to the city to help you find a good girl back? This... If you don't speak up, I dare not make a claim."

"It's not necessary..." Li Chu raised his hand to refuse, and said: "Actually, there is no need to bother..."

"No trouble!" The jailer hurriedly said, "Isn't it the duty of our jailers to make every prisoner feel at home?"

Yeah?

Li Chu didn't ask much, but simply thanked him twice.

The jailer smiled obsequiously and left.

After he left, Li Chu looked at the things around him, and suddenly understood what the lion and camel king said.

It feels better inside than at home.

I really like it in there.

...

Bang——

One wrong step, touching the magic circle.

Several huge boulders were driven by the formation and rolled down the mountain, but there was only a narrow gap in the climbing path. Lao Du couldn't dodge in time, and was hit by a huge boulder, almost vomiting blood on the spot.

He lay on the ground, breathed for a long time, and then pushed away the boulder with all his strength, and crawled out.

After trembling for a while, he gritted his teeth again.

"Master is still suffering in prison... How can I retreat..." Standing up tremblingly, he encouraged himself: "Compared to the suffering that Master has suffered..."

"In the wind and rain, this little pain is nothing!"

...

"It tastes really good."

In prison, Li Chu tasted the special dish of the chief chef of Jinyuelou, a simple steamed sea bass, which was surprisingly delicious.

I just feel that the name is well-deserved.

The fish is good.

Um.

Bird's nest is also good.

It's just that the staple food style is a bit less.

But it's okay, lobster can be full.

Thanks to "sense8" for the reward from Baiyinmeng. To be honest, I was a little surprised.

He will be my big brother from now on.

Based on the calculation of ten lords, the owe is 33+10=43.

I believe everyone can see that although I haven't paid much, my recent updates have increased significantly. Last month, it was 4,000 words, and recently it was basically 6,000 words a day. As long as it is within my ability, the more the better, and I think the same about this.

Then.

Happy eighth day of the new year everyone.