I Can’t Be a Sword God

"When I was young, I didn't know how to be a rich woman, so I mistakenly regarded young girls as treasures."

Wang Longqi sighed leisurely.

The man raised his eyes and rolled his eyes at him, and muttered, "That sounds nice, then why don't you go eat soft rice?"

"How do you know I didn't go?" Wang Longqi raised his chest and said proudly, "What's wrong with eating soft rice?"

"..."

The man looked at his upright look, his brows trembled for a while, and then his shoulders collapsed.

"you win."

Or... your shamelessness won.

Then he began to tell his story.

"My name is Shen Ming, and my family runs a car dealership in Shenluo City. I myself... can be considered a well-known talent in the city."

Having said that, he raised his head and looked around.

There was no surprised expression on everyone's face.

Obviously, none of them had heard of it.

Just when Shen Ming was slightly disappointed, Wei Jiangli thought for a while, and then said: "I seem to have some impression of Mr. Shen Ming's name..."

Shen Ming blinked, hesitated for a while, and finally said: "Last year at the Huadu Conference, when you competed with Hua Qiluo for the ranking, I wrote poems and scolded you..."

"..." Wei Jiangli was silent for a while, then turned to look at the fox girl, "I shouldn't have asked my sister to save him."

The fox girl nodded: "I'm meddling in my own business."

Old Du simply rolled up his sleeves: "Which river did you rescue him, Miss Bai, I'll throw him back."

In last year's Huadu Conference, Xie Shirong, who was ranked number one, won the championship with a crushing momentum.

The second Hua Qiluo and the third Wei Jiangli are the most competitive, and the fans of the two are also the most opposed.

Due to the very different styles of the two, there is almost no overlap among fans. At that time, the Qiluo Party and the General Li Party in Shenluo City caused many drunken fights.

As a staunch general who will leave the party, Lao Du will naturally not be merciful at this time.

"Wait, wait...Actually, I wouldn't do such things easily. It's because Qi Luo and I have always been in love with each other and have a strong relationship, so I'm doing it for her..."

Shen Ming raised his hand and hurriedly explained.

"A love match?"

"Lovely?"

"Are you thinking of farting?"

"It wasn't the water you choked on just now, but the bar?"

Durante and Wang Longqi looked at him in disbelief, with two words written in their eyes.

just you?

It's no wonder they don't believe it. There are eight thousand people in Shenluo City who say that Hua Qiluo is their wife all day long, and it's not impossible for one or two of them to be infatuated.

On the contrary, it is almost impossible for an oiran of Hua Qiluo's level to secretly fall in love with someone.

"It's true." Shen Ming said, "Qi Luo and I... have known each other since we were young..."

"Huh—" Fox Girl looked at him with disgust, "Which one of you two went wrong?"

"no……"

Shen Ming was about to despair, was there a decent person in this Taoist temple?

He patted his thigh and said: "We have known each other since we were young, we have known each other since we were young!"

Seeing that no one interrupted him, he continued: "It was only later that her family fell into poverty and had to sell herself into the brothel. One day I suddenly found out that their family went to the empty building and asked around, so I found out about it... ...I still remember that day, when it snowed heavily, I was in the snow, and my whole body was icy cold. The snow fell so deeply and so hard..."

"Okay, okay." Wang Longqi waved his hand: "Let's continue."

Curious about the oiran's romantic anecdotes, they have completely forgotten that this is supposed to be a story about a rich woman.

"I didn't see her again until a few years later, when she made her mark in Shenluo City. The first time I saw her, I knew that the friendship between us still exists..."

"Later, I often went to see her, and she often found opportunities to meet me, until I made a lifelong promise, and I wanted to redeem her body, but..."

"I never imagined that her excellent sex skills would lead to instant popularity upon debut, and she would be ranked in the top ten in the Huadu Conference in the first year of her participation... Redemption for her turned out to be an extravagant wish."

This is not surprising.

If it was changed to another place, it would not be too difficult for a young master who drives a car at home to redeem a brothel oiran.

But in Shenluo City, the weight and influence of the oiran is far higher than elsewhere.

Not to mention anything else, let's just say that Hua Qiluo's ability to attract money from participating in the Huadu Conference is enough to drive a few more car dealerships of Shen Ming's level.

He wants to redeem Hua Qiluo's body, which is of course a fantasy.

"In this way, even if she wants to leave, there will be countless obstacles to keep her there." Shen Ming continued, "We have to make an agreement that after these few years, she will retire after she has completed her career, and then we will have a good relationship with me." stay together."

"But I didn't expect... The bad news came out of my house the day before yesterday. A female businessman from Chaoge City directly injected a large amount of money into my family's car dealership, and even begged my father to let me work with her." marriage."

"Oh my god..." Shen Ming tore his clothes in pain, "I don't know if it's my appearance or my talent, but it spread far to Chaoge City, attracting people to covet my beauty."

"..."

"Almost there."

Wang Longqi patted his shoulder and took off his pain mask.

"So you would rather die than follow, so you jumped into the river?"

"Yes." Shen Ming nodded.

"Then you didn't think about running away with Miss Qiluo?" Wei Jiangli asked suddenly.

After hearing a story, she was actually quite moved, as if she completely forgot that the other party had competed with her.

"I thought about it..." Shen Ming said disappointedly: "But when I went to find her yesterday, she actually refused to meet me... In the past, even if it was not convenient for her to meet when I went, people would secretly tell me the agreed private meeting place... ..."

"Maybe she was busy, forgot something, confiscated her clothes... There are many possibilities. I can't believe in love just because I haven't seen you once." Wang Longqi comforted.

"well--"

Shen Ming sighed heavily again, "But I waited all night downstairs in Qingteng, and she never sent anyone to send any news. This is absolutely impossible... I guess, maybe it's the news that I'm getting married She found out, that's why she has a grudge and is so unfeeling to me."

"So in the final analysis, it's still on this rich woman?" Wang Longqi said.

"That's right." Shen Ming said, "That's why I declared my ambition through death. I want my parents to know my determination, and Qi Luo to know my deep affection. Only one death..."

"How can it be so serious?" Wang Longqi looked at him strangely, "You just let the rich woman not be interested in you."

Shen Ming took a deep look at him.

Then turn your head.

"That's too difficult, almost impossible. It's easier for me to die."

"It's not difficult at all." Wang Longqi smiled strangely: "Believe it or not, I have a way to instantly turn you into a pile of shit in the eyes of that rich woman."

Shen Ming said seriously: "I will not use all kinds of self-defilement methods to ruin my image! If that is the case, I would rather die!"

"What about self-defilement, even if you show your charm to the fullest." Duranke suddenly smiled strangely: "I think I also know how to do it."

The two looked at each other with a bit of bitterness in their sympathy.

The bitterness of a man.

Shen Ming asked in bewilderment: "What way?"

Wang Longqi and Du Lanke looked at Li Chu together.

"There is no need for any complicated operations, as long as you and Li Chu appear in front of that rich woman at the same time..."

"All male creatures that appear in a woman's sight with my master will turn into a piece of garbage, a piece of shit, a torn tissue... or other insignificant ugly things..."

Shen Ming looked at Li Chu, it was really dazzling.

But……

"Is that an exaggeration?"

He looked at the two women present strangely.

The fox girl and the girl Jiangli nodded together, very sincerely.

The three men other than Li Chu covered their faces with their hands at the same time.

oh.

And Little Fat Dragon.

It also covers its face with its chubby paws.

"Wait..." Miss Jiangli raised her hand to ask, "But what if that person really likes Xiao Daozhang Li?"

"Is there anything to say?" Wang Longqi looked at her strangely.

"The woman who likes my master..." Duranke sighed leisurely: "The past, present, and future... are like the torrential river, how has it ever been cut off..."

"I have a question too."

Li Chu frowned and glanced around, and everyone looked over.

"Can I refuse?"

Today, I wanted to take advantage of the recommendation to rush to the best-selling list, but when I woke up in the morning, I saw tens of thousands of silver alliances flying over, and I immediately became wilted. I guess the ranking will plummet tomorrow, and I am tired.

Owing more 31+1=32, thank you leader for your reward. I haven't repaid the debt, and I'm still willing to give you a big reward at this time. It's really true love. It's worth taking off my coat and hugging.