I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Ahem." Yu Qi'an chuckled twice, waved his hands, "Well, don't mention it."

That's what he said, but the smile on the corners of the old Taoist's eyes and brows couldn't be concealed, and he even quietly straightened his waist.

Wanli Feisha looked at the old Taoist priest enviously, wondering which was better, "running fast" or "having more women".

After much deliberation, it is really difficult to choose.

As an adult, he still wanted it all.

Everyone talked for a while, and it was fun for a while.

After a while, the old jin carp suddenly said: "If Xiaoyue'er likes it, she can still live in your Deyun Temple."

Yu Qi'an nodded again and again: "Of course it's good, she is the mascot in our view."

"When I go back this time, I have to rectify the tribe and settle down the other big koi groups." The old koi sighed heavily as he spoke.

"After this ordeal, although there are no casualties for the time being, but being imprisoned in the pond by the Jiangnan King to gain luck every day, the koi and I have already hurt the origin, and I am afraid that they will greatly shorten their lives."

"Ah—" the little koi immediately covered its mouth.

"Especially for an old monster like me who is old and has low mana, the time left for me is running out." The old koi wailed.

"Grandpa, you can't die!" Little Jinli grabbed his sleeve.

"Stupid child." The old jin carp pie patted her on the head, "Who has never died in Yusheng since ancient times? It is the great luck of our family to escape this time."

"Absorb luck, hurt the source..."

Yu Qi'an muttered twice, then raised his eyes and said, "Brother, if that's the case, I have a way..."

"Huh?" The old koi immediately looked at him, "Is Guanzhu Yu able to save my people?"

"The source of luck is mysterious and mysterious, and I can't say for sure, but it's probably feasible." Yu Qi'an twitched his beard and smiled, "Brother, have you heard of... the golden rainbow of luck?"

"Of course I know." The old koi suddenly became a little excited, "The golden rainbow of luck is an innate fetish, and it is supreme to my generation! It is enough to make up for the damaged source if you can suck a wisp of it. It's just that The Golden Rainbow of Luck... has always been an ancient legend, and it has not been heard of in this world for many years."

"That thing is indeed a supreme treasure for those who practice luck, but it is not too rare for others. Back then, there was a golden rainbow of luck in the god market, and the disciples of the immortal sect even disdain it It is better to fight for it. After all, in that kind of place, every breath of time is extremely precious."

"Later, a monster of a different kind made a move and collected the Golden Rainbow of Luck. Coincidentally, that person was the Taoist Bull Rider who had appeared in Hangzhou Mansion before!"

After Yu Qi'an finished speaking leisurely, he looked at Li Chu: "Teacher, the flower brush you saw the day before yesterday came from the secret realm of the Taoist Rider. Presumably the golden rainbow of luck should be among them."

"I'll go find it!"

Without saying a word, the little koi stood up as soon as he slapped his thigh, arrogant and high-spirited.

Behind her, Li Chu stood up, pressed her shoulders to make her sit down again, and said, "Let me go."

"Naturally, it's safer for you to go to work." The old Taoist nodded, and said with a smile: "But let's take Xiaoyue'er, maybe it can save a lot of trouble."

"Um!"

The little koi nodded heavily, then looked up at Li Chu, and patted his ordinary chest.

Note, I am not a salted fish.

But a very useful fish.

"Oh, this, this, this..." The old koi was incoherent in excitement, stood up, and held Li Chu's hand: "Little Daoist Li's kindness, my koi family can't repay it."

Li Chu said calmly: "We and Yue'er are like relatives, and it is also right to help her relatives."

The old koi hugged Xiaoyue'er, weeping, "Grandpa thought that he would only have two hundred years to live, and he would never see you grow up."

Xiaoyue'er said emotionally: "Grandpa, don't worry, I will definitely find that red, and let you live another thousand years!"

Li Chu blinked and looked at the master.

The master and apprentice looked at each other.

They vaguely feel that Koi's time is numbered and what they understand... seems to be different.

Feelings are cheated.

...

They are not the only ones who feel that their feelings have been cheated.

There is also Miss Qin Shuang and Bai Qin who lives in Weeping Willow Alley by the River in Hangzhou.

Ever since Li Chu was sent home to exorcise evil spirits, the Qin family was quite satisfied with Li Chu. The next day, Qin Shuangbai was about to look for him again, but was persuaded by the little maid Yuqing.

"Miss, girls have to be reserved, so you can't go to him first." Yu Qing said earnestly.

Qin Shuangbai was a little puzzled: "If I don't go to him, will he come to me?"

"Of course, with Miss's beautiful face, which man won't be tempted to see it." Yu Qing said with a smile: "You can rest assured and wait for him to find an excuse to come to the door."

"But……"

"Miss, don't worry, you can't fall into his trick of playing hard to get."

And then... just a few days later.

Qin Shuangbai waited anxiously.

Yu Qing persuaded again: "Miss, don't be fooled, these men love to play hard-to-get tricks."

"Still playing hard to get?"

"That's right, the test at this time is who can hold their breath. Whoever finds the other party first will lose!" the little maid said solemnly.

And then... just a few months later.

Qin Shuang stared blankly at the sky outside the window.

"Xiaoqing, if you wait any longer, it will snow. Is this still playing hard to get?"

"Miss, calm down!" Yu Qing encouraged.

Qin Shuangbai yawned, "Hey——I feel like he's been doing this for a long time... Little Daoist Li has probably forgotten me, right?"

"Don't worry, miss, you should win soon." Yu Qing sneered with an old look on the ground, "Oh, man."

Qin Shuangbai looked at her suspiciously, "You have been with me since you were a child, and you have never met a few men. Why do you seem to understand it?"

Yu Qing held up the story she was reading and said, "It's all written like this in the book."

"In the book?" Qin Shuangbai faintly felt that something was wrong.

Yu Qing said confidently: "That's right, the stories in the book are all like this."

"Girls don't have to do anything, men who are extremely handsome, wealthy, and well-established will naturally come to them."

"Oh, it may be the same person, or there may be several of them. If they don't pursue you, they must be trying to get your attention."

"If they are passionately pursuing you, then you have to make things difficult for them and create more twists and turns to test their sincerity, so that you can reap true love."

"Also, miss, you don't have to hide it at all. Be rude if you want to be rude. Eat as much as you want. It doesn't matter if you are fat or ugly. This is called truth!"

"If they don't like you for who you are, they don't deserve you."

"Don't say what you want. If he can't guess it, it means he doesn't understand you."

"We banshees are born to be little princesses who deserve to be pampered without doing anything."

"Don't bow your head, the crown will fall..."

"..."

Before Yuqing could finish speaking, Qin Shuangbai walked up to her with a cold face, and stretched out two fingers to pick up the story in the storybook.

Then, wow——

Throw it in the air, and it's thrown far over the wall.

Yu Qing hurriedly stood up, "Miss, what are you doing?"

Qin Shuangbai looked at her with ruthless eyes, "If you read these things again from now on, I will let you marry a big bull!"

"Ah—" Yu Qing's face turned pale with fright.

On the other hand, the strong man in the next room, upon hearing this, quietly slipped out along the wall and picked up the book again...

Just at the moment of this commotion, there were a few knocks on the door outside.

bang bang bang.

Yu Qing was able to escape, and hurried to the door and asked loudly, "Who is it?"

Then someone said:

"Junior Huo Zhuge, come to pay my respects."