I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Hui Niang!"

Entering the attic, Wang Longqi called out and happily led Li Chu in.

A woman in elegant white casual clothes slowly walked down the stairs. Let's look at her, her eyebrows are like willow leaves in early spring, and she often harbors rain, hatred and cloud sorrow; her face is like peach blossoms in March, hiding the charm of the moon...

When she saw Li Chu for the first time, she was startled, then turned to look at Wang Longqi, and smiled with a soft voice.

"Shichiro, is this your friend?"

Wang Longqi nodded to her and said: "Yes, that is the good brother I often mentioned to you."

"Oh." The woman named Hui Niang suddenly said, "It's the one you always said... who is not inferior to you in appearance... Little Daoist Li, right?"

"Ah, yes." Wang Long nodded his head heavily.

"Qilang's brother..." Hui Niang walked down, and said softly, "Then I should call him uncle according to the etiquette."

Out of fear of the remnants of wine, Li Chu quickly raised his hand: "It's absolutely unnecessary."

Turning his head, he said again: "Just call me Daoist Li Xiao, that's what people in Yuhang Town call me."

"Hehe." Hui Niang covered her mouth and smiled, "Little Daoist Priest Li is also an interesting person."

While talking, she helped Wang Longqi change into clothes and brought tea, she looked like a diligent and virtuous woman.

Then he boiled water for cooking, and made a table of dishes, and the craftsmanship was quite good.

What made Li Chu especially comfortable was that during the entire banquet, she never looked at her again, and she had normal eye contact.

On the contrary, as soon as her eyes touched Wang Longqi, she was extremely gentle, asking for warmth, making Wang Longqi so happy that he couldn't close his legs.

After a meal, Li Chu also felt a little strange.

Judging by the girl's posture, she doesn't seem to like Wang Longqi, but rather owes him something? But he has never understood emotional matters, and he is too lazy to think about them.

After the banquet, Wang Longqi sent Li Chu to the boat and returned by himself.

...

As soon as he returned to the attic, Wang Longqi excitedly went upstairs, embraced Hui Niang, and said, "I think I want to marry you a little bit."

"Ah? Why did you say that suddenly?" Hui Niang asked in surprise and joy.

Wang Longqi said calmly: "The women I knew before... and female ghosts... and banshees..."

"In short, as long as any female creature sees me standing with Li Chu, it will immediately ignore me."

"I'm quite worried today, but seeing your performance, I think you are really a rare good girl."

Hui Niang held his hand and said softly, "Qilang, don't belittle yourself, in my eyes, you are much more handsome than him."

Wang Longqi was greatly moved, and tightly held the hand of the woman in front of him, thinking that he must cherish this rare blind man for the rest of his life.

Huiniang's eyes were full of brilliance, but after flashing twice, she suddenly became lonely again.

"You are willing, but can your family agree?" She asked in a low voice.

Although she is not a prostitute, but she is alone, it is quite difficult for a rich family like the Wang family to marry her as a matchmaker.

Wang Longqi hesitated at first, then frowned, "It's a big deal."

"Ah? Are you going to fight with your family?" Hui Niang panicked.

"No, I fought with you." Wang Longqi said with determination on his face: "My parents look forward to having a grandson. If we have a child soon, I don't believe they won't compromise!"

When Hui Niang heard it, she also resolutely agreed: "As soon as possible, as soon as possible."

Wang Longqi was about to take off his clothes, when he suddenly remembered something, picked up the walking amulet folded into a triangle at his waist, and smiled at the amulet.

"You can't watch the big show casually, and the next thing is paid content."

After that, he stuffed the traveling amulet under the pillow and covered it tightly without leaving any gaps.

"What is this?" Hui Niang asked.

"It's nothing, Li Chu gave me a gadget." Wang Longqi replied casually.

...

The next day, Wang Long went out again early in the morning, in a hurry, thinking of something.

After he walked for a while, Hui Niang got up from the bed, came to the window, and supported the window lattice with her hands.

I want to open the window, but I feel tired again. But when I retracted my hand, I felt a little pity.

After a battle between heaven and man, she still opened the window. Use a bamboo pole to prop it up, and then tie the piece of yellow yarn to the bamboo pole to flutter in the wind.

She turned back to rest on the bed.

Not long after, no one knocked on the door, only a puff of green smoke drifted in from the backyard, and it disappeared in a flash.

A man in a brocade gown with a red flower in his hat appeared in the bedroom on the second floor, but seeing that he was tall and handsome, there was a lingering evil spirit in his brows.

"Little lady—"

As soon as the man appeared, he let out a smirk.

"Asshole." Hui Niang gave him a blank look, and let him touch the bed.

Seeing her tired face, the man smiled and asked, "It must have been rainy and windy last night?"

Hui Niang said angrily: "Of course, you know that after you have tasted your Illusory Pill, it will be difficult for mere mortals to touch me. No matter how violent his wind is, how can I get a little rain?"

"Hey." The man laughed again and then turned his hand over, and a snow-white elixir appeared in his palm.

Hui Niang bit her lip hard as she looked at the elixir that she loved and hated at the same time. After a pause, she said sadly, "It's just that in the future, I don't know if there will be another chance."

"What's the meaning?"

"Last night, Qilang told me...he wanted to marry me, I...I was ashamed of him, so naturally there is no reason not to agree. But...but..." Hui Niang said anxiously.

"But you're going to be the wife of a rich family from now on?" The man frowned, put his hands together, and took the pill back.

"Is there any reason for me not to do it?" Hui Niang asked back.

The man frowned deeply, and after a while, a trace of cruelty flashed in his eyes.

"If I have a way for you to marry Wang Longqi and stay with me forever, would you like it?" He asked deeply.

"This...An De has a way to have both?"

"I have it." The man raised his eyebrows: "What if I become that Wang Longqi?"

"You turned into him?" Hui Niang was surprised.

"Recently, I joined a powerful force in the Western Regions, called the Yiyao Gate. There are many big monsters in the gate, and they can transform monsters into wealthy people's homes, keeping them without leaving any traces."

"Then... where will Qilang... go?" Hui Niang asked with some fear.

"Wherever you want him to go, he will go..." The man smiled sinisterly, and after finishing speaking, he picked up the pill again and handed it over: "I'll give you a heavy rain first."

Hui Niang's eyes were watery: "Take it easy, my back is sore."

"It's okay, just put it on the mat."

As the man said, he picked up the pillow on one side...

...

Li Chu wanted to try to see the scene of Xing Suifu on Wang Longqi's side.

But considering this guy's past deeds, he wasn't sure which time of the night to watch it, so that he wouldn't see the content of the Eighteen Bans.

Just waited overnight.

After dawn, Li Chu woke up, thought about it, and waited two more hours before closing his eyes and concentrating.

There are two bright lights in the sea of ​​soul consciousness, which represent the location of the walking amulet, one is far and the other is near, Li Chu chose the far one.

A clear perspective suddenly opened up.

Everything in the picture is a thick layer of mosaic. Li Chu frowned, and quickly cut it out in less than a second.

What time is it...

too much...

Thinking of this, he stood up and was about to go out for a walk when he heard a voice from outside: "Li Chu, I'm here again!"

"Um?"

This voice...is something wrong?

This was clearly Wang Longqi's voice.

Li Chu didn't go out to meet him at the first time, but closed his eyes and concentrated, and re-cut into that perspective.

This time he watched for two seconds and was sure...

The leading actor is indeed not Wang Longqi...

Oh shit.

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Wang Longqi push the door open and enter: "I said you must have woken up, come, come, I have something to ask you."

"..." Li Chu looked at Wang Longqi's sunny face, hesitated to speak, and asked first, "What's the matter?"

Wang Longqi smiled and said: "After meeting you yesterday, I think...Huiniang is really a rare and good girl. Looking back, I decided that I want to marry her!"

"Hmm..." Li Chu pondered for a while, and said slowly, "How about... think about it again."

"Huh? Why do you say that?" Wang Longqi said in surprise, "I thought you didn't care about other people's affairs."

"Hmm..." Li Chu pondered again, unable to figure out how to speak for a while, and said, "Marriage is a major event in life, after all, you still need to discuss it with your family... Your family will not agree to you marrying her, right?"

"Hey, you're so smart!" Wang Longqi patted his thigh, "I just thought it would be hard to convince my family, but my parents really want a grandson! If I have a child, I think my parents will agree gone."

Speaking of this, he was shy again, "But this is not a one-time thing, and it consumes a lot... I heard the old Taoist priest say yesterday that you have a little sun with infinite power. I just came here to think, please take a picture of it for me." Ha..."

"Hmm..." Li Chu pondered for a while, and then said: "That's not a problem... I think you didn't have breakfast either. You treated me to a meal yesterday, so let me treat you to a meal today."

He said and did it, he got up and went to cook himself, and cooked a sumptuous table of dishes. When the dishes were served, Wang Longqi took a look.

Stir-fried lettuce, stir-fried spinach, stir-fried Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum, stir-fried chicken feathers, stir-fried lettuce...

"Hey——" he exclaimed, "Is the food in your Taoist temple... so healthy?"

"Not everyone eats these..."

Li Chu replied in a low voice.

After eating for a while, he raised his eyes again and said, "I don't know how to say something. I have a friend..."

"I knew he might... well, have been brutally betrayed without knowing it."

"It's just being green." Wang Longqi grinned: "He himself was not present, why are you so euphemistic, and then?"

"Then... of course I want to tell him." Li Chu scratched his head: "But this kind of thing is... hard to say, how do you think I let him know?"

"That's not easy." Wang Longqi said with a smile: "Just get more green things in front of him, he will naturally be suspicious when he sees it. Which friend of yours is so unlucky, do I know him..."

Talking and talking.

He looked at a table of dishes.

Suddenly, the smile gradually disappeared...