I Can’t Be a Sword God

In the late autumn evening, the twilight was gloomy.

In the empty forest of withered willows, thousands of black and bald silk ribbons fluttered as the wind blew, as if the former court ladies lined up to express their sorrow. The already bleak wind inevitably added a bit of chill.

"Willow" is one of the four ghost trees. There has been a folk saying "no mulberry in the front, no willow in the back", which means that willows should not be planted near the house.

This large willow grove gathers together, and it is easier to gather Yin Qi. The dirt road on the outskirts of the mountain goes down along the willow forest, and after turning a half slope, you can see a building protruding from the slope.

Although it has been dilapidated for many years, the signboard and courtyard of "Lanluo Temple" are still clean because pedestrians often pass by.

In terms of feng shui, this hillside is the place where three shades gather. If a dead person is buried, the corpse will be easily scammed within a few days.

It is said that the temple was originally built to suppress the yin energy here, but unfortunately, within a few years, even the monastery was full of evil spirits, and the monks in it dispersed.

At dusk that day, a handsome scholar came here.

But I saw that he was wearing a Confucian shirt, wearing a Mr. Wensheng scarf on his head, a large book basket on his back, and a canopy on the front and back, which was obviously used to protect him from the rain on the road. With this attire, one can tell at a glance that he is a passing scholar. And most of them are poor.

Looking at his face again, it is indeed indescribably otherworldly, his eyebrows are like swords, his eyes are like lightning, and two cloud temples are swaying in the wind, floating in front of a face that does not look like a mortal.

The scholar entered the dilapidated temple, and saw that the courtyard was clean and tidy, and the front hall had no door, which was even more obvious at a glance.

On the altar, except for a black lacquered wooden Buddha statue, there is nothing else. The hall is clean and tidy. The side of the hall is covered with hay, which seems to have been cleaned up by passers-by who often come.

or……

It's something next to passers-by.

All in all it looks quite comfortable.

Especially at this time it is getting late, if you want to go to the nearest Jinhua Town, it will take two or three hours, so it is better to rest here.

So the scholar Shi Shiran stepped into the front hall, put the book basket aside, sat on the hay, leaned against the hall wall, and began to close his eyes and meditate.

This scholar is naturally surnamed Li and named Chu.

They came from Shilipo, Yuhang Town.

...

Three miles away from here, at the other end of the willow grove, there is a big tree that has been hollowed out. There is a dark tree hole in the center of the tree, and the inside cannot be seen clearly.

If someone can lean into it, they should be able to find that there is a cave in this tree hole!

A big tree that does not seem to be thick can move forward more than ten feet along the tree hole, and then suddenly sees.

There was an open cave inside!

In this cave, Yingyingyanyan hid more than a dozen women, all of them were dressed in cool clothes, showing a large area of ​​skin, as if they were not afraid of the cold at all.

If it wasn't for such a weird place and another pavilion, they might have to be honored as "good girls".

But in this tree hole, it is quite intriguing.

There are some tree stumps in the tree hole, so some people are standing and some are sitting. There is a bronze mirror directly in front of it.

In the bronze mirror, the panorama of the main hall of Nalanluo Temple was actually reflected. Looking at that angle, it seems to be looking through the eyes of a Buddha statue. It can't be said that the black lacquered wood Buddha statue was tampered with by Xie Chong.

Beside the bronze mirror was a young girl who looked young, dressed in a colorful silk skirt and ponytails, squatting on the ground.

She looks young, but her figure hasn't dropped in the slightest. When squatting halfway, a circle protrudes like a full moon, and the curve of the waist and hips is astonishing.

When Li Chu's figure entered the painting, the girl suddenly called out: "Sisters, come and see! A handsome scholar has come in!"

Several women heard the words and rushed over to have a look, and they also exclaimed.

"Where is it?"

"Ah, so handsome!"

"Isn't this too handsome? What kind of education does such a person have to learn!"

"Yeah, it's not good for me... woo woo woo."

Her mouth was covered before she finished speaking...

At this time, a woman in purple clothes who was sitting on a tree stump gave a sly smile: "Xiao Shuang, you girl is so troublesome. There is a handsome scholar, so of course you have to tell Third Sister quietly. You are making a big fuss like this." Shout out, what if someone robs your third sister?"

As soon as the woman in purple said this, the expression of a woman in white who was sitting quietly in the corner changed suddenly.

She immediately stood up and said, "What do you mean, fourth? Didn't you just rob you as a scholar last time! But at that time, I hadn't finished my grandma's task, so why don't I let you succeed?"

"Heh." The woman in purple sneered: "Yes, there is no one who is an older sister and who is a younger sister. Such a pretty face, I didn't use it a few times, so I let you waste it."

The woman in white put her arms around her chest and said with a sigh, "I was not a prostitute before I was alive. Even if I become a ghost, I still can't forget that incident."

"What? Is my sister looking down on my sister?" The woman in purple didn't turn her face, she still sneered.

"enough!"

The two were arguing fiercely, a woman in a light yellow dress stood up, judging by her appearance, she seemed to be the leader here.

"Because of the yang energy, there's nothing to fight about, this scholar, you can go to the fourth child." She said very majesticly.

"Clam?"

The woman in white didn't object, but there were a few unwilling voices from the side of the mirror.

A woman in black stood up, "Sister, I never fight, but this time... I want to go."

The woman in purple immediately stared: "Second sister, what do you mean? Even you want to grab me?"

The woman in black glanced at the mirror with a complicated expression, then at the woman in purple, and said, "Next time I will give it to you, even if I give it all to you. As long as I am allowed to do this order, I am willing to take the initiative this month." Go and get grandma's punishment."

The woman in white couldn't help but take a look in the mirror, this time she was so dazed.

She couldn't help but turn her head and knelt down!

"Eldest sister, I... can you let me do it this time, even if I die this time, it's worth it!"

The woman in black said angrily: "Young three, don't go too far!"

The woman in white knelt down and raised her eyes, and said, "Second Sister, you... You clearly saw this face, so you couldn't bear to give up!"

The clavicle of the woman in black moved, her chest heaved, and she said after a while, "It's not impossible for the two of us to be together."

"Hehe." The purple-clothed woman suddenly smiled, "I would like to see what kind of scholar he is, who can make the always proud Second Sister say such shameless words!"

With that said, she stepped forward.

The woman in white hurriedly shouted: "Don't let her see!"

But it was already too late, the cave was extremely small, and she moved quickly, and she came to the mirror in no time, and took a quick look.

Then……

Take another look.

Then……

Take another look.

It's like... you can never get enough of it.

As she watched, tears fell from her eyes.

She turned around and knelt down, "Sister, you know me well."

"I was in a brothel before I was alive, and I hated men all my life, and I was killed by men in the end. Every time I inhale Yang Qi, I inhale it intermittently several times. They all say that I am shameless. Only you know that I am doing it for more torture. Those men, let them know that they are going to die, and die in fear!"

"But this time... Please give me a chance to dispel the resentment towards the man!"

As she talked, she still felt that it was not enough, so she started to kowtow heavily.

"The third..." The elder sister in the yellow skirt seemed to be impatient and wanted to move her face.

Behind these three people, several other women suddenly raised their hands timidly: "Um... Big sister, I actually hate men too."

"Me too!"

"me too!"

"I can hate men too!"

"Suddenly I hate men too, big sister...give me a chance!"

The woman in the yellow skirt frowned, and murmured: "What kind of scholar is it that the souls of your ghosts are also hooked?"

She fluttered forward, about to look.

The girls hurriedly stopped her, "Don't watch, big sister!"

But where can I stop it?

The elder sister floated closer, took a look, and suddenly, she seemed to be frozen in mid-air.

After a long time, she gritted her teeth and said, "Get up!"

"Big sister..." the woman in purple cried, "If you don't promise me, I won't get up!"

"stand up!"

The woman in the yellow skirt let out a snort.

The shoulders of all the girls shook, and under her power, they had no choice but to stand up together.

More than ten pairs of eyes looked at her in unison.

"Because of such a man, we sisters are separated, you are not ashamed!" The woman in the yellow skirt closed her eyes and said with difficulty, "Are we still sworn to be good sisters when we were resurrected?"

"If you don't think about it carefully, whoever made this order today will only be happy for a while, and will not become a thorn in everyone's eyes and thorns in the future! How do sisters get along?"

"Do you really think it's worth losing all your sisterhood for a man?"

All the girls bowed their heads, blushing.

But it is not known whether the silent recitation in my heart is worthwhile.

Immediately, the eldest sister said again: "In order to prevent you from fighting again, this thorn in my side... I will do it."

"Ah?" The girls were astonished.

Seeing the woman in the yellow skirt turn around, she resolutely said: "I will never let him destroy our sister's relationship, I will go and suck up his yang energy!"

"Elder Sister..." The purple-clothed woman suddenly raised her hand and shot out a rainbow light in shock and anger!

Whoosh—boom!

The rainbow light hit the back heart of the woman in the yellow skirt, knocking her into the air, turning her head, spitting out blood, her face was horrified and unbelievable.

The girl named Xiao Shuang hurried over to help her.

The woman in white also exclaimed: "Fourth brother! How dare you hit eldest sister!"

As she said that, she also struck out with a palm, and sent the woman in purple flying away!

But almost at the same moment, the woman in black struck her again and flew her away, shouting: "She is unfair, why should she be the eldest sister!"

In the next second, several more rainbow lights lit up!

"Second sister, it's fine if you want to snatch a man, but if you want to take the opportunity to take the seat of eldest sister, younger sister must not follow you!"

The woman in the yellow skirt stood up tremblingly, suppressed her injuries, and said bitterly: "It seems that you have long refused to accept me, okay! Who else has the heart, stand up together!"

At this time, there was another puff, and the little girl next to her stabbed her body with a knife in her hand!

Although no blood flowed out, it went straight in and out, still causing great damage.

The woman in the yellow dress looked sad, "Xiao Shuang... even you..."

The little girl said angrily: "Eldest sister... I really think you are unfair! Why do you give some points to your older sisters every time you are young, and leave the old ones to me!"

"Drink—" the woman in the yellow dress pulled up her last strength, and beat the little girl until she vomited blood and threw her body away!

It seems that her cultivation is indeed the strongest in the field.

It's a pity that if he is seriously injured, he doesn't know how much he can play.

call out! call out! call out……

Boom! Boom! Boom...

All of a sudden, in the tree hole, there was a continuous rainbow light and a constant bang. More than ten female ghosts fought in it, and they played a world-shattering game!

It wasn't until nearly two hours later that it completely calmed down.

There is no more sound...

...

Lanluo Temple.

Li Chu flipped through the only book he brought boredly, reaching into the book basket from time to time, touching the hilt of the ancient Chunyang sword, to calm its restless emotions.

Looking at the dark sky outside, the moon is half over.

strangeness……

He couldn't help murmuring.

"Where's the ghost?"