I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Hehe, have you ever read Taoism?" Huo Zhuge looked at him in disbelief.

"No." The giant shook his head confidently: "But I know that no matter what I say, I added a Taoist scripture before, and it must be right!"

Huo Zhuge was secretly startled.

The idiot was right.

After thinking for a while, he stood up and said, "I have to go see the little prince."

Just as the giant was about to leave, Huo Zhuge waved his hand first: "You don't have to follow."

"Oh." The giant flattened his mouth and agreed in a low voice.

Looking at that expression, it looks like an angry brother going out to play without his own child.

Huo Zhuge saw him like this, so he had no choice but to say: "You have to follow everywhere, I don't know what's interesting, come on, come on."

"Hey." The giant smiled and followed happily.

The two walked through the nine-curved corridor and came to the other side of the palace, outside a pavilion that occupied a rather large area.

When the guards along the way saw them, they did not stop them.

Only before they reached the pavilion, a middle-aged man dressed strangely stopped them.

This middle-aged man has a fair complexion, old clothes, a white robe with ribbons, and a flat crown, which seems to be the same as the previous dynasty, but it is very different.

"Mr. Wu, I want to see the young prince, please inform me." Huo Zhuge smiled.

Mr. Wu said: "The little prince is absorbing luck, are you in a hurry?"

"Quite urgent." Huo Zhuge said.

"Okay, wait a minute." Mr. Wu didn't talk nonsense, turned and entered.

After a while, he turned around again, raised his hand and said, "Please come in."

"Thank you."

Huo Zhuge cupped his hands and led the giant Shi Shiran into it.

This pavilion is very large, but there is no big room inside, there is only a small door, after passing through it and then entering another door, it is an extremely open place.

The sound of water bursts!

This is actually a large pool built indoors!

In the pool, countless colorful koi are crowded together, their tails slapping the water crazily, but they seem to be suppressed by something, unable to jump out.

Huo Zhuge had a little understanding of the art of looking at the qi, and with a touch of his eyes, he saw a majestic seven-color luck condensed into a horse, moving towards a figure in front of him.

Above that figure's head was an invisible dragon of luck!

The flood dragon greedily swallowed up this colorful luck, and every time it swallowed, it would become stronger and more hideous!

Under the dragon is a tall young man.

His hair was disheveled, and his face was flat and smooth. He seemed inconspicuous, but when he looked closely, he revealed a wordless domineering.

The figure is broad shoulders, broad back, and muscular.

He was wearing a gorgeous brocade robe, with bare chest and bare feet, stepping on the edge of the pool.

Seeing Huo Zhuge coming in, he took a deep breath and took the Luck Dragon away.

In the pond, the koi that were full of ponds suddenly dispersed, scrambling to leave.

It seemed that some painful punishment had just ended.

"Little prince." Huo Zhuge called out, although his tone was respectful, his demeanor was casual, and he didn't salute at all when he saw the prince.

The little prince was not displeased at all, and came over quite casually, and said with a smile: "Huo Zhuge, Vajra Slave, why are you looking for me in such a hurry?"

"Something happened to the Immortal Returning Grass, maybe the Good Fortune Pill will stop for a few days, and we will talk about it after we find a new Immortal Returning Grass." Huo Zhuge said.

"Oh? Last time, didn't Zuo Danu say that the source of returning immortal grass in Hangzhou Mansion is quite sufficient?"

"he died."

"Dead again?" The little prince was a little surprised, "If I remember correctly, you have lost a lot of troops during this period, right?"

Huo Zhuge smiled and said: "The death of a few people under our family is harmless, but I am ashamed of delaying the prince's important event."

These words obviously benefited the little prince very much.

He smiled and said, "I'm not in a hurry. Anyway, Mr. Wu said that it will take a few months for me to fully refine my Qi Luck Flood Dragon."

"Okay, then for a while, I want to free up my hands to avenge my fellow disciples." Huo Zhuge said.

"Revenge? To whom?"

"Taoist priest."

Huo Zhuge was still smiling.

But in an instant, there was a murderous aura.

Jiangnan Wang seemed to feel it. He shook his head and said with a smile, "It would be really pitiful for anyone to be targeted by you."

...

After returning to Deyun Temple, Li Chu started to do nothing again.

He chatted with the master about this experience.

"Mr. Baishi."

Yu Qi'an rubbed his dark circles, smacked his lips, and said, "That's a hated old thief."

"He does a lot of evil?" Li Chu asked.

"People in the Demon Sect do a lot of evil, that's the basic operation." Yu Qi'an said angrily: "The most excessive thing about this old thief is that on his Baishi Mountain, he raised thousands of concubines, two races of human and demon, with thin swallows and fat rings. Everything you need, the emperor is not as comfortable as him."

"People of righteousness in the world, who doesn't want to kill them quickly."

Kill it and hurry up...

Combined with the context, Li Chu felt that the master's words had connotations, but he was always too lazy to delve into them.

He asked again: "Is this person very skilled in medicine?"

"Yes." Yu Qi'an said: "This old guy is also a typical example of inspiration. It is said that in his early years he started to study medical classics in order to study the way of health preservation. After learning and learning, he became a first-class doctor in the world. It is as famous as Xuanhu Weng and Changchun old man."

"Health?" Li Chu touched his chin.

People in their 100s have thousands of concubines...

This is too healthy.

Yu Qi'an said leisurely: "A sage surnamed Lu once said that if it is not for indulgence, then health preservation is meaningless."

"However, among the five Dharma kings taught by Yanyue, he is the least harmful one."

"At least his only desire is lust, and he never forces women. Instead, he lures women to the mountains with the temptation of rich clothes, good food, and youth."

"Unlike the others, one is more perverted than the other..."

Li Chudao: "The little genius doctor said...the Creation Pill is most likely made by him."

"It's possible." Yu Qi'an nodded: "Although he doesn't want to get involved in the affairs of the Demon Sect, he is still one of the five Dharma Kings. If someone finds him at the door, ask him to make a prescription and send two It is very possible for Dannu to refine medicine."

"In fact, many orthodox cultivators have secretly sought him out for alchemy..."

"After all, this old thief's attainment in... Xiasanlu is unrivaled, far surpassing the other two genius doctors."

As he spoke, he thumped his waist.

"Ouch" twice.

Li Chu couldn't bear it, and said: "Master, why don't I take a picture for you."

"Take a picture?" Yu Qi'an was startled.

As he spoke, Li Chu pinched the little sun.

call out--

A round of supreme golden light.

half an hour.

The little bodhi mantra ended, and tears filled Yu Qi'an's eyes.

"Disciple, disciple!" He held Li Chu's hands, "If I had met you thirty years earlier, I would have worshiped you as my teacher! We will discuss things differently with you."

"If you have this magical skill, why do you have to suffer so much as a teacher!"

"I think back then... oh!"

Thousands of words, turned into a heavy sigh.

Seeing his impassioned speech, Li Chu was speechless for a moment.

At this time, a heavy voice came from behind.

"Xiao Daoist Li, what are you doing?"

When Li Chu turned his head, what he saw was a monk with a very bad face. His expression was gloomy and...

Resentment?

It's like a boudoir who has been deceived.

Li Chu couldn't help shivering.

"My master...has been overworked recently, so I will take a picture of him with the Little Bodhi Mantra." Li Chu replied.

"Is the little Bodhi mantra of my Buddhist sect used for this..." the monk Shenmu said quietly, halfway through speaking, he seemed a little surprised: "Wait...you just used the little Bodhi mantra?"

The round of Buddha's light shining just now almost blinded my dog's eyes.

You call that "little" Bodhi?

"Yes." Li Chu nodded.

Monk Shenmu was stunned for a moment, as if he was recalling the appearance of other people casting the Little Bodhi Mantra, trying to find some similarities.

Li Chu looked at the machine and asked: "You came here specially, why?"

Mentioning this, the monk Shenmu suddenly felt sad and forgot about the rest.

He pursed his lips, with three points of grievance, three points of anger, and three points of... cowardly, and slowly said: "I just want to ask you..."

"Are you entertaining the family?"

These two chapters are a bit short, but it is inappropriate to write too many transitional chapters, and you have to charge money.