I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Haha, everyone is here. Your Taoist temple is really getting more and more lively."

Wang Longqi walked in slowly and greeted everyone familiarly. Although he had never seen Wanli Feisha, but judging from his face, he felt that he was also a very energetic young man.

The two looked at each other, sympathetic to each other.

"Wang Qishao, I have admired your name for a long time."

"Junior Brother Sha, hello, hello."

After exchanging pleasantries, he sat down Shi Shiran.

The other four people in the Taoist temple all squinted at him with guarded faces.

He blinked and looked himself up and down: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with me?"

The fox girl smiled and said: "Young Master Wang appeared in our Taoist temple, I'm not satisfied yet."

The old Taoist sighed: "I just made a wish saying that I hope the world will be peaceful, and you came here. This is a sincere slap in the face."

Wang Longqi waved his hand, "If you say that, we'll see each other. We're just like a family. What's wrong with me visiting on Mid-Autumn Festival night?"

As he said that, he saw that everyone was still staring at him cautiously.

The stupid hair on the forehead of the little koi stood up like an antenna.

"Okay, okay." He raised his hands and said calmly, "I had an argument with my family and ran away, so I wanted to visit your place."

"Hi." Everyone relaxed their vigilance, the old Taoist smiled and said, "I thought you fell in love with some female fairy again."

"That's true too." Wang Longqi casually admitted.

"Huh?" Everyone's vigilance was raised again.

"But this time it's not that serious. It's an anecdote. Listen to me tell you." Wang Longqi said hastily.

He leaned forward, "Does the old Taoist know who is the hottest girl in Hangzhou these days?"

"Sigh." Yu Qi'an shook his head, "I've sealed my guns and been out of battle for a long time, so the news is not working."

"Hey." Wang Longqi smiled: "It's Liu Qinglian and Miss Liu from Taogulou."

"Originally, in recent years, Wenrou has robbed the limelight, and all the famous and good girls are there." He looked like pointing the country and scolding Fang Qiu, as if a storyteller was telling the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

"Xunxiangzhai is relying on official banquets to survive, and Taogulou is almost unable to support it."

"Unexpectedly, last month, Taogulou suddenly introduced a girl Xiaoliu, who is only seventeen years old, and she is known as a peerless dancer."

"The literati and refined scholars who came to admire the name, after seeing it, were full of praise."

"There is a poem praising it, once the flowers of the southern country fall, and then dance with the phoenix of the North Sea."

"Only relying on Liu Qinglian, a general, Taogulou actually attracted all the literati and scholars in Hangzhou City. Almost overnight, the limelight overwhelmed all the good girls in the city, and defeated the other two families. .”

Wanli Feisha was stunned when he heard it, "Is the competition between brothels so fierce?"

"Then what do you think..." The old Taoist snorted, and said, "Since ancient times, wind and moon have been like battlefields, where blood, sweat and knives are fought. The sudden change of the situation is only in an instant, and it is not at all ambiguous compared with the general trend of the world."

"Old Daoist, know how to do it." Wang Longqi gave a thumbs up.

"Go ahead and tell me, how did this girl Xiaoliu get involved with the goblin?"

"Don't worry, we will talk about the Mid-Autumn Festival gift next." Wang Longqi continued to speak.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is an open-air ceremony held every year in Hangzhou Fucheng. From morning to evening, there will be performances that last for a whole day. It was not until night fell and the full moon was in the sky that the show ended.

Those who are invited to perform at the big ceremony are often the best entertainers in the city, no matter jugglers, entertainers or singing girls, they usually cost a lot of money to see.

Every time during the big ceremony, the alleys are empty for thousands of people. The people in the city bring their families to watch the performance for a day.

So much fun.

There is no such lively celebration in the small place of Yuhang Town. Little Koi heard about this when he went to Fucheng before, and said in the morning that he wanted to go to the city to see it.

But the old Taoist considered that the fox girl hadn't fully transformed, and the whole city gathered at the ceremony, so it was inconvenient to take her there. If you only take the little koi to see, you are afraid that the fox girl will feel uncomfortable if she stays in the view.

Then I thought of a way and asked them to make moon cakes for a day.

"At the Mid-Autumn Festival ceremony, the most important thing is the last big axis performance after nightfall and before the end of the show." Wang Longqi explained: "Every time the most popular girl of the year will be chosen to perform, and the atmosphere will be warmed up. Finish at the top."

"The performer is called 'Oiran under the Moon', which means that you are the recognized Oiran girl in Hangzhou this year."

The old Taoist nodded. This rule has been around for a long time, and he is also familiar with it.

"The position of the oiran under the moon was chosen a few months ago. I heard that the original appointment was Xiao Mingyue and Miss Xiao from the gentle place."

"Who would have thought that Liu Qinglian was born out of nowhere and was so popular that she took away the position of the oiran under the moon. Because although Xiao Mingyue is excellent in singing, she can't dance!"

"In the end Xiao Mingyue made the finale for Liu Qinglian, and Miss Xiaoliu performed the last dance."

"That dance is so beautiful. Those who have seen it, who would not fall in love with Miss Xiaoliu?" Wang Longqi looked up at the night sky and sighed.

"Have you gone to see it?"

"Of course, every year I go to the city to watch it before going home to enjoy the moon." Wang Longqi nodded and said, "It's just that I didn't expect such a crazy thing to happen this year."

"That Liu Qinglian, at the end of the dance, suddenly fell to the ground, and then turned into a goblin in front of the whole city and under the eyes of everyone!"

"ah?"

Several people in Deyun Temple were surprised.

"You are all so surprised, right? One can imagine how shocked the people who saw this scene were!" Wang Longqi said, "The beautiful beauty under the moon who was just now has scales all over her body. Grow a snake tail!"

"Isn't that..."

Yu Qi'an's eyes were deep, and Wang Longqi looked at each other, the old and the young spoke in unison.

"Better?!"

"cough!"

The fox girl coughed heavily angrily, interrupting the sudden and indescribable excitement of the two of them.

"Hey, I knew you had to say that, old Taoist." Wang Longqi smiled coyly, "However, many people were still frightened. Immediately, a cultivator from Chaotianque stepped forward, restrained her, and put her under arrest. Into the prison."

"If Miss Xiaoliu is really a goblin, it would be a pity. I'm afraid it will be difficult to return in the future." Wang Longqi sighed.

Li Chu asked suddenly: "She suddenly turned into a fairy...does it have anything to do with your coming here?"

He thought that Wang Longqi came to him to exorcise evil spirits, but after listening to the whole scene, it seemed that there was nothing to do.

"Ah." Wang Longqi paused, "It can be said that it has something to do with it."

"I have never seen this dance before in Hangzhou Mansion, and I don't want it to become a swan song." Wang Longqi said desolately: "Is there anything more regrettable than this in the world?"

"But... in Shenluo City, there are at least a dozen oirans like Miss Xiaoliu. Especially the annual Huadu Conference is a hundred times more exciting than this Mid-Autumn Festival gift! I thought, one must go to Shenluo City in this life Just live there for a while and see the Huadu Convention once.”

"I just told my father that I want to go to Shenluo City to do business."

"He said……"

Wang Longqi imitated his father's harsh tone.

"Are you running for business? I'm too embarrassed to tell you!"

"After a few quarrels, he kicked me out."

Everyone: "..."

"He also said that I'm a waste who only spends the family's money, bah." Wang Longqi grabbed a piece of moon cake, ate a few mouthfuls, spat out a fish scale, and frowned.

The little koi blushed, and the dull hair on its forehead stood up again.

"New stuffing." Li Chu explained.

"Oh." Wang Longqi then continued to eat, took a sip of tea, and said angrily: "You say, what's so bad about being a waste?"

"Let's not mention this for now." Yu Qi'an pondered for a while, with a serious expression on his face, and said, "Listening to what you said, I feel...that Miss Xiaoliu may not be a goblin."

"Huh?" Wang Longqi was taken aback.

Yu Qi'an thought for a while, and said: "Teacher, you set off immediately, go to the prison in Fucheng, go and see that girl Xiaoliu, and ask her a few words."

Li Chu was a little taken aback, he didn't expect that this matter could really involve himself.

On the contrary, Wang Longqi's eyes were full of light: "Miss Xiaoliu is really saved?"

"Not necessarily, you will only know after you ask." Yu Qi'an said: "If she is really a monster, no one can save her. But if she is not..."

Wang Longqi clenched his fists, and the two said in unison again: "We must not let the beauty suffer!"

Insomnia last night, fell asleep at dawn. It's afternoon when I open my eyes today...