I Can Turn into a Fish

Haiqing Morning News, although the current newspapers have declined, many people still read the many free newspapers on the bus and subway in the morning to pass the boring time in the car.

And in a prominent position in this morning's newspaper, a piece of information attracted the attention of many people.

"A small goldfish in a goldfish shop on Guwu Street sells for two thousand? Another sky-high price incident?"

This is the headline of the small news, which instantly attracted the attention of many people, and its content is also infuriating.

"I think everyone should know about the sky-high price of shrimp on the island. A piece of shrimp sold at 38 yuan for 38 yuan. This news aroused widespread repercussions as soon as it came out. Although the owner was fined 90,000 yuan in the end, Shanghai The image of the island has also suffered a huge blow, and Duan Zishou has deduced countless new jokes, using various means to tease Shangdao and eating seafood. It is no exaggeration to say that almost overnight, the sky-high price of shrimp not only made Shangdao Lost people, but also ruined the "hospitality" image that the province spent hundreds of millions of dollars to build.

This is a very nasty thing, and every city should take precautions, especially tourist cities. However, in our simple and honest Haiqing City, such a thing happened unexpectedly.

Guwu Street is a newly developed ancient architectural tourist attraction in our city. The whole street is full of ancient charm. Walking here is like traveling to ancient times. At present, our city is preparing to vigorously develop the tourism projects of Guwu Street, and is determined to make this place a 4a Scenic area, but here the editor found a shocking thing.

There is an ornamental fish shop located at No. 108, Guwu Street. All the fish sold in the shop are goldfish. However, when I walked into the shop, I was shocked to find that the price of a goldfish here has reached 2,000 yuan.

What is the concept of two thousand yuan? Two thousand yuan is the salary of an ordinary cleaner for one month, and the living expenses of a student for two months, but here a goldfish is actually sold for two thousand yuan?

In my opinion, goldfish is indeed very beautiful, but being beautiful does not mean that it can be sold for dozens or even hundreds of times its value. The goldfish on Taobao are also very beautiful, but how much is the price? Presumably there are only a few yuan at most dozens, right?

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Finally, the editor strongly condemns this kind of unscrupulous merchants who make money against their own conscience and affect the overall image of our entire Haiqing City. We will report such things to the industry and commerce department, and severely punish such merchants. I also ask the general public to report such things in time to build a beautiful, hospitable, and beautiful Haiqing City that feels like returning home.

Please also take Everbright merchants as a warning, do not do illegal and taboo things because of immediate interests, and conduct business with virtue. "

At the same time, such a message was also published on the public Weibo of Haiqing City and the WeChat account of Haiqing City. In just one morning, the number of views reached tens of thousands, and there were even some Big V reposted such a message.

"mdzz, this store is really dark. A goldfish costs two thousand. Is this a fine goldfish or a goldfish made of gold? Now some sellers are doing business with no conscience, and they will die sooner or later!"

"Exorbitantly priced goldfish? That's amazing, my brother. I happened to go to Guwu Street today to check out this goldfish shop. Is it as expensive as the editor said!"

"That's amazing. Will I sell it by force if I go in? I'm a beautiful boy. I don't know if the owner is a man or a woman. It's funny!"

"Damn it, such a black-hearted store should be smashed by him!"

There are many angry replies on Weibo. Of course, there are also some doubtful replies. For example, buying goldfish is not eating shrimp. Why not buy it at such a high price?

Can it be sold at such an expensive price?

The buyer is not a fool, would spend two thousand yuan to buy a goldfish? This goldfish should be a rare species, right?

Of course, these replies were quickly drowned in many angry saliva,

There are even many people who are going to visit this store.

Not only that, but several customers who bought goldfish in Chuxian's store saw the news and felt cheated, so they went to the store to find an explanation.

Chu Xian didn't know what was happening on the Internet and in the newspapers. He had been searching for all kinds of information. Because of the light rain, there were not many people on the street.

It wasn't until late in the evening that the rain stopped. Chu Xian rubbed his eyes, his mind was muddled, and frowned deeply. Then he put his phone in his pocket and walked to Mo Keyu's side to think carefully.

"This one, is this one?"

Suddenly, some noisy sounds from outside woke up Chu Xian who was thinking. He looked outside suspiciously, and saw four or five people walking into his shop, and one of them was holding a fish tank in his hand.

"Boss, boss!" The middle-aged man who came in shouted loudly towards the inside.

Chu Xian frowned slightly when he saw a few people coming in aggressively, and asked them, "What's the matter?"

"What's the matter? What's the matter you said?" The young man put the fish tank in his hand heavily on the table: "It seems that you are the black-hearted deceitful store manager, right? A few days ago, my grandma bought five goldfish in your store right?"

Chu Xian looked at the goldfish in the fish tank suspiciously, but didn't find any problems. He looked at the old man in his sixties and had some impressions in his mind: "Yes, your grandma came to the store a few days ago and said it was for the little one. Gift from granddaughter."

"Just admit it!" The young man looked at him and said, "Did you sell these fish to my grandma for two thousand yuan each?"

"Yes." Chu Xian nodded.

"Okay, you liar, two thousand yuan for a fish, hehe, you're just cheating an ignorant person like my grandma, huh? Look, now that your black shop has been exposed, I warn you, now Refund me immediately, otherwise, we can't finish today's matter!"

The young man threw a newspaper in his hand on Chu Xian's body.

Chu Xian frowned, stretched out his hand to grab the newspaper, read the content on it, his face immediately became embarrassed, and he clenched his fist tightly.

"Hehe, kid, now your store is famous, and the whole Haiqing City knows about it, congratulations." The young man looked at him with a sarcasm on his face: "It's really hard for a person like you to make black-hearted money with no conscience. .”

Chu Xian looked at him and raised his eyebrows: "Why, come to the store to make trouble?"

"Huh? Are we going to make trouble with a shop that is about to be closed?" The young man looked at him with disdain: "We sent the fish over, just return the money to us, otherwise, don't blame us for making trouble !"

Chu Xian looked at them, including the goldfish in the fish tank, and suddenly smiled: "Okay, 10,000 yuan, I'll give it back to you."